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Otocinclus
project nemesis Touch Fiberoptic
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Posted - 2013.05.08 03:56:00 -
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At approximately 03:00 hours today, I received a disturbing report from my war advisors; a puny and unknown pilot going by the name of Xenuria had presented a challenge to EVERY MAN in the channel he was typing in; honourable combat with his Incursus class war vessel, known to military experts as a fearsome frigate of Gallente origin. After an arduous journey following the losses of several of my treasured warships in HONOURABLE combat, I arrived at the location of his vessel. I initiated combat, only to be greeted by him DISHONOURABLY WARPING AWAY. Tactical reports by my committee of advisors indicated that this "Xenuria" did indeed fit several Warp Core Stabilization modules to aid in his cowardly flight. Let it be known from here that Xenuria is a coward, and is to be treated as such and despised by the men and women of New Eden.
I have provided video evidence to back up my claims. Interpret it as you wish. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
11279
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Posted - 2013.05.08 04:14:00 -
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He is Xenuria and he's better than you "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
811
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Posted - 2013.05.08 04:36:00 -
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I admit, I make similar noises when I warp my cloaky/stabbed heron out of FW plexes. I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess. |
Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
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Posted - 2013.05.08 04:49:00 -
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Is this some attempt at RP? is he serous.. |
Iam Widdershins
project nemesis
808
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Posted - 2013.05.08 05:26:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:He is Xenuria and he's better than you Do you mean to imply that you legitimately think Xenuria is better than someone in the world? Lobbying for your right to delete your signature |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
685
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Posted - 2013.05.08 05:49:00 -
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Is he trying to ridicule Xenuria? Son, it will not work...no matter how hard you try.
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Esha Ditrix
The Corpse Bucket Terrible Ends
41
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Posted - 2013.05.08 06:06:00 -
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its to early for RP and Whine... Its not an exploit, if the game lets you do it... |
BadAssMcKill
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
227
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Posted - 2013.05.08 08:51:00 -
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And here I thought Xenuria was an honorable person Starships were meant to fly~
http://i.imgur.com/6j6cIZE.gif |
Ramona McCandless
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Posted - 2013.05.08 13:19:00 -
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Otocinclus wrote: Let it be known from here that Xenuria is a coward, and is to be treated as such and despised by the men and women of New Eden.
Fear not citizen, our investigators have been dispatched to look into this very serious breach of accepted Combat Practice.
Paddy, -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á WhAt a faNtastiC death -á-á-á-á-áAbySS -á-á-á-á-áTell The Others. |
Ripblade Falconpunch
State War Academy Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2013.05.08 13:26:00 -
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Eugene Kerner wrote:Is he trying to ridicule Xenuria? Son, it will not work...no matter how hard you try.
Xenuria does far too good a job ridiculing himself for anyone else to be able to top it. |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
11307
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Posted - 2013.05.08 15:32:00 -
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Iam Widdershins wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:He is Xenuria and he's better than you Do you mean to imply that you legitimately think Xenuria is better than someone in the world?
Are you saying he isn't? "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Paaaulo
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
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Posted - 2013.05.08 15:55:00 -
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And here I was thinking Xenuria was a man of honour.
My perceptions are shattered. |
Marianne Pollard
University of Caille Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.08 17:17:00 -
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At approximately 15:11 hours today, I was subjected to an exceptionally tiresome badpost; a run-of-the-mill and relatively unknown pilot going by the name of Otocinclus, with a penchant for semicolons and fear of paragraphs, had posted a tl;dr in C&P.
Let it be known from here that Otocinclus is a bad, and is to be treated as such and avoided, lest he molest you with further bad. |
Dub Step
Death To Everyone But Us
49
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Posted - 2013.05.08 18:30:00 -
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Looks like he got the upper hand on you to be honest. I'm just impressed that he is doing any form of PVP whatsoever and applaud him for this. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
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Posted - 2013.05.08 18:43:00 -
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Standards and Practices have now concluded our investigation into this incident, and have found that you, Otocinclus, and not Xenuria is at fault.
I present your own words as testimony;
Otocinclus wrote:At approximately 03:00 hours today, I received a disturbing report from my war advisors; a puny and unknown pilot going by the name of Xenuria had presented a challenge to EVERY MAN in the channel he was typing in; honourable combat with his Incursus class war vessel, known to military experts as a fearsome frigate of Gallente origin.
As you clearly did not attempt to enter combat with an Incursus, the matter was clearly not an honourable one.
Xenria also made the challenge to "EVERY MAN". As you were not prepared to meet Xenuria in an Incursus, you cannot be judged to be one of the men in the system.
Therefore, you not only lost the duel by default, you now owe S&P the sum of 512 million Isk plus expenses, plus another 25 million Isk payable to each reader of this thread as conpensation for wasting our valuable time.
Payment should be made at your soonest convenience.
Thank you for your time. Paddy, -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á WhAt a faNtastiC death -á-á-á-á-áAbySS -á-á-á-á-áTell The Others. |
Dub Step
Death To Everyone But Us
49
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Posted - 2013.05.08 18:47:00 -
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That's a very inaccurate analysis. I suggest you have a briefing with Zedrik on how to go about preaching standards accurately. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
4
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Posted - 2013.05.08 18:58:00 -
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Dub Step wrote:That's a very inaccurate analysis. I suggest you have a briefing with Zedrik on how to go about preaching standards accurately.
Im sorry to hear that you feel that way, but I'm afraid that has no bearing on this investigation.
Paddy, -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á WhAt a faNtastiC death -á-á-á-á-áAbySS -á-á-á-á-áTell The Others. |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
322
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Posted - 2013.05.08 19:05:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Standards and Practices have now concluded our investigation into this incident, and have found that you, Otocinclus, and not Xenuria is at fault. I present your own words as testimony; Otocinclus wrote:At approximately 03:00 hours today, I received a disturbing report from my war advisors; a puny and unknown pilot going by the name of Xenuria had presented a challenge to EVERY MAN in the channel he was typing in; honourable combat with his Incursus class war vessel, known to military experts as a fearsome frigate of Gallente origin. As you clearly did not attempt to enter combat with an Incursus, the matter was clearly not an honourable one. Xenuria also made the challenge to "EVERY MAN". As you were not prepared to meet Xenuria in an Incursus, you cannot be judged to be one of the men in the system. Therefore, you not only lost the duel by default, you now owe S&P the sum of 512 million Isk plus expenses, plus another 25 million Isk payable to each reader of this thread as conpensation for wasting our valuable time. Payment should be made at your soonest convenience. Thank you for your time.
I am acknowledging myself as a reader of this thread and should receive a 25 million ISK payout for my troubles. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Jim Roebuck
Perkone Caldari State
60
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Posted - 2013.05.09 13:45:00 -
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I read the thread title in the voice of the Heavy. "Black shadows hanging over his shoulders Black mark up against your name Your green eyes couldn't get any colder There's red poison flowing through your veins..." AC/DC, Evil Walks |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1943
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Posted - 2013.05.09 14:53:00 -
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Dub Step wrote:That's a very inaccurate analysis. I suggest you have a briefing with Zedrik on how to go about preaching standards accurately.
I dunno, I feel owed 25M for having read this fluff. It seemed pretty accurate.
I also demand a further 25M for being subjected to that video and the girlish cackling.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
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Sajuk'ar
Raging Ducks Goonswarm Federation
28
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Posted - 2013.05.09 16:19:00 -
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http://youtu.be/mtweHvH5puI |
Beachura
Scott Webb Corp
68
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Posted - 2013.05.09 17:02:00 -
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Oh god xenuria. |
Innabiggahurry
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2013.05.09 20:37:00 -
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One of the funniest moments I had reading about Fan Fest was Ripard mentioning that he met Xenuria... and his mom. LOL |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2842
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Posted - 2013.05.09 20:49:00 -
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Innabiggahurry wrote:One of the funniest moments I had reading about Fan Fest was Ripard mentioning that he met Xenuria... and his mom. LOL
His mother is a very nice lady, I'd do her. I guess you haven't heard about how she disciplined him outside a bar for being rude to the Dear Leader. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
692
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Posted - 2013.05.10 06:25:00 -
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When I look at all the other Nerd-Pics from 2013 fanfest then Xenuria seems to have been the best dressed guy there... That earns my respect.
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Devils Embrace
Nova Ops
51
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Posted - 2013.05.10 18:14:00 -
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Marianne Pollard wrote:At approximately 15:11 hours today, I was subjected to an exceptionally tiresome badpost; a run-of-the-mill and relatively unknown pilot going by the name of Otocinclus, with a penchant for semicolons and fear of paragraphs, had posted a tl;dr in C&P.
Let it be known from here that Otocinclus is a bad, and is to be treated as such and avoided, lest he molest you with further bad.
You DON'T know who Otocinclus is? You're doing it wrong. It's like they usually say about fantasy MMO's and men playing female characters: "If I'm going to spend alot of time watching this character, it might as well have a good looking ass". |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
69
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Posted - 2013.05.10 18:43:00 -
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Xenuria was not intending to run away from you. Instead he was headng to Jita 4-4 to join my doubling room. Yes, I think he thought it was literally a room he had to physically enter. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Beachura
Scott Webb Corp
69
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Posted - 2013.05.11 16:20:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote: Xenuria was not intending to run away from you. Instead he was headng to Jita 4-4 to join my doubling room. Yes, I think he thought it was literally a room he had to physically enter.
You know something, I'm starting to like you slightly. |
enterprisePSI
191
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Posted - 2013.05.11 18:01:00 -
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I actually laughed in RL. The tears of the many, outweight the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi-¬
I made tweet, Y U NO FOLLOW!!! |
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