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Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:25:00 -
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Hello C&P. It's been a long time since I've posted here! Larkonis Trassler, king of C&P, space commander, pirate and former e-politician here.
I'm pretty aghast at the plight of many a highsec player under the threat of a wardec by those who have superior in game and out of game skills. Personally I think it's 'not on'. So I'm going to offer you a service.
If you live in high sec and are the victim of a war dec and you are willing to fight then I may be able to help you out. I have one or two spare characters who are highsec capable who I'm willing to throw in your corporation for a while. I'm willing to teach you how to maximise your fighting potential, no matter how low your SP are.
My fee? Well, that's negotiable. I may charge a nominal fee for any losses I suffer, I may work 'pro bono' or I may even subsidise some operations.
Hit me up in game if you are interested. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |
Andrea Griffin
448
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:47:00 -
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Larkonis is a common fleet commander for Gank Night. He's cool under pressure and knows his stuff. If you're willing to listen and follow his commands in a fight, it won't be long before your carebear corp grows some teeth. CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer. |
ry ry
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
209
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:48:00 -
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Larkon knows his ****
If i wasn't already irredemably **** at eve, he may well be the only man alive who could help me suck less. |
Barakkus
1901
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:14:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service. http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc |
Cannibal Kane
Viziam Amarr Empire
1770
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Posted - 2013.05.22 05:59:00 -
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I gather he himself wont be coming since I don't see much threat in somebody trying to attack me in a war when he sec status is almost -10. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Grunanca
Sickology
1
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Posted - 2013.05.22 06:19:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:I gather he himself wont be coming since I don't see much threat in somebody trying to attack me in a war when he sec status is almost -10.
Which is why he said he would use his 2 other chars for it...
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enterprisePSI
192
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Posted - 2013.05.22 07:53:00 -
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Larkonis is an absolute professional, and i would recommend him , and use his service again in the future. The tears of the many, outweight the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi-¬
I made tweet, Y U NO FOLLOW!!! |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
138
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Posted - 2013.05.24 12:55:00 -
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This service is still available.
High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |
ry ry
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
210
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Posted - 2013.05.24 16:07:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:I gather he himself wont be coming since I don't see much threat in somebody trying to attack me in a war when he sec status is almost -10.
The question you should ask yourself, is why would somebody go -10 without a handful of alternative ('alt') characters to do stuff like going down to the shops and driving warfare link spaceships ('links') around.
That silly sausage larkonis is trapped in lowsec forever now, if only he'd listened to you ::((((( |
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
342
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Posted - 2013.05.24 16:53:00 -
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After my shower today I did some dancing and shuffling with my dead dog, then I got onto my computer. To my surprise, I saw this thread. Totally horrified and disturbed, I decided I would research this random Larkonis Trassler whatever person. To my even greater surprise than before, I found this. I had trolled him in 2010 on a character I sold a long time ago!
Citizens of C&P. Ask yourself this.
Would you really want to hire a man (or woman... or it) who is this easily trolled?
Would you really want to hire a man who does not know how to properly condition his hair?
Would you really want to hire a man who hasn't seen sunlight in years?
Drink some pineapple juice and avoid this gullible man (or woman... or it). I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
184
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Posted - 2013.05.24 20:23:00 -
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What c&p realy needs is more kings. My true stories |
Shakra Geten
Solar Vista
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Posted - 2013.05.28 19:37:00 -
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I had a lesson with Larkonis, and he was tremendously helpful. I highly recommend his services. |
Mirage Excelsior
Real Simple Construction The Citadel Consortium
0
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:32:00 -
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This needs approving.
If anyone can teach you a few tricks, Lark is the one to do it. |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.31 18:46:00 -
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Shakra Geten wrote:I had a lesson with Larkonis, and he was tremendously helpful. I highly recommend his services.
Mr Geten asked me for my time after getting wardecced. He was wise enough to realise that there was no point in chasing the two man corp who decced him but asked me for some tuition on some basic skills which he could pass on to future corp mates.
Spent a little while with him going over some of the basics of combat in EVE and then we headed out to lowsec and actually managed to kill something between us.
All free of charge of course. Mr Geten was probably one of the most receptive people I've had to teach ever. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |
Grarr Dexx
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
168
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Posted - 2013.05.31 22:01:00 -
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how do i flied ships |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
226
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:31:00 -
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GET HYPED!
Uncle Lark will help you out with your wardec.
No need to disband.
Be taught how to fish and fight back those bullies today! High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1559
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:40:00 -
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Welcome back Lark. I find that since you and Lana and a lot of the other regular C&P posters went poof into the ether (whatever happened to Lexa?) the quality of the posting here has steadily declined until it best be described as "ewww." Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:58:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:Welcome back Lark. I find that since you and Lana and a lot of the other regular C&P posters went poof into the ether (whatever happened to Lexa?) the quality of the posting here has steadily declined until it best be described as "ewww."
Heh... I'd have thought you to be the least likely to welcome me back. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1564
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Posted - 2013.06.11 19:34:00 -
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Larkonis Trassler wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:Welcome back Lark. I find that since you and Lana and a lot of the other regular C&P posters went poof into the ether (whatever happened to Lexa?) the quality of the posting here has steadily declined until it best be described as "ewww." Heh... I'd have thought you to be the least likely to welcome me back.
I've mellowed with age and time in game. I almost never rage about Goons anymore .
Time spent in nullsec has given me quite a bit of perspective, tbh. Realized I was taking the game waaaay too seriously, took a 9 month break and came back with a more laid-back outlook.
Now it's about making things explode and having fun. Got into a tussle with the Initiative last night, lost a talwar and my pod and had a blast. Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
3353
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Posted - 2013.06.11 19:45:00 -
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It is not the critic that counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or the doer of deeds could have them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the Arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but he who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great devotion; who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls, who know neither victory nor defeat. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ (my spaceblog) http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.co.uk/~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
12970
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Posted - 2013.06.11 20:56:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:It is not the critic that counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or the doer of deeds could have them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the Arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but he who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great devotion; who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls, who know neither victory nor defeat.
I believe you're supposed to cite the source
Anyway, go Lark! "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
3355
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Posted - 2013.06.13 15:25:00 -
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It's more fun to make people search the source, not like I can pass it off as my own writing, also this is crime and punishment, F DA RULEZ ETC.
If it needs further clarification. I have personally flown with Larkonis on a number of occasions and not only is he a thoroughly competent pilot, he is a brilliant FC and capable of achieving pretty much any goal he sets out to achieve. You can put faith in him to finish any goal you set him to. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ (my spaceblog) http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.co.uk/~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.18 19:14:00 -
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Seriously disappoint at the uptake here.
Terrible. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |
DeBingJos
Black Dragon Fighting Society The Devil's Tattoo
561
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Posted - 2013.06.19 11:30:00 -
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Larkonis Trassler wrote:Seriously disappoint at the uptake here.
Terrible. You sound surprised? ;) Ungi ma+¦urinn ++ekkir reglurnar, en gamli ma+¦urinn ++ekkir undantekningarnar. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. |
Jehlom
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
7
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Posted - 2013.06.22 04:55:00 -
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I too endorse this service
Larkonis is truly a capable Space Commander, who very well knows his **** oh herro |
Dewa Cinta
Funbag Industries
23
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Posted - 2013.06.23 08:27:00 -
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This guy scammed my corp out of 500mil. Don't trust. |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
238
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Posted - 2013.07.08 16:49:00 -
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Dewa Cinta wrote:This guy scammed my corp out of 500mil. Don't trust.
Who are you mate? Larkonis Trassler, slayer of the NC.
Tired of hisec wardecs and bullies kicking sand in your face? Look me up... |
Marianne Pollard
University of Caille Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2013.07.08 17:47:00 -
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Larkonis Trassler wrote:Dewa Cinta wrote:This guy scammed my corp out of 500mil. Don't trust. Who are you mate?
He's Dewa Cinta of Funbag Industries, mate. It says so right there beneath his portrait. I think you should maybe remove the welding goggles... you're probably not a welder in game anyway.
Hey Dewa, do you still have that spy in TEST? Just wondering what the going rate for intel is now.
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Muhiheh
University of Caille Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2013.07.16 09:18:00 -
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Larkonis Trassler wrote:Hello C&P. It's been a long time since I've posted here! Larkonis Trassler, king of C&P, space commander, pirate and former e-politician here.
I'm pretty aghast at the plight of many a highsec player under the threat of a wardec by those who have superior in game and out of game skills. Personally I think it's 'not on'. So I'm going to offer you a service.
If you live in high sec and are the victim of a war dec and you are willing to fight then I may be able to help you out. I have one or two spare characters who are highsec capable who I'm willing to throw in your corporation for a while. I'm willing to teach you how to maximise your fighting potential, no matter how low your SP are. I have almost eight years of in game experience from hisec to 0.0, have FC'd small frig gangs to dozens of capitals.
In terms of what I can do for you...
Tuition on basic combat tactics, d-scanning, evading your enemy and getting your pod out! Tuition on maximising cost effectiveness (and fun!) No ego fleet commanding, I want to chill out and have some fun.
I'm EU TZ usually around and about from 1800-2200 on weekdays.
My fee? Well, that's negotiable depending on your circumstances. I may charge a nominal fee for any losses I suffer, I may work 'pro bono' or I may even subsidise some operations.
Hit me up in game if you are interested.
How much for wardeccing New Order? Oh wait, they're all in NPC corps, I forget.
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Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
263
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Posted - 2013.07.16 10:42:00 -
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Muhiheh wrote:How much for wardeccing New Order? Oh wait, they're all in NPC corps, I forget.
Sorry, they aren't.
Thank you for playing and here's a copy of our home game, Hisec For Dummies or How I learned To Love The Gank.
Also, Lady Spank was quoting Winston Churchill, and if Spank says this guy is legit, he's legit.
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