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Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:54:00 -
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This story may be boring to most of you. Feel free to skip it. It's going to include snippets of my real life to give some context. Without further adieu.
A few years ago I was living in upstate NY. I knew a guy there named Patrick*. Patrick was a combat veteran who had undergone surgery to have a portion of his frontal lobe removed that had become cancerous. Patrick lost 20 IQ points and developed epilepsy and a stutter as a result of this. Patrick also lost all his social inhibitions, which lead to some very funny confrontations with the husbands of the women he tried to sleep with. During the heat of one of these arguments I remember hearing him calmly tell the man who was yelling at him "L-l-loooook... I see you're upset-t, but I don't c-caaaare... I am g-going to **** your wiiiiiife, okaaaay??"
Another interest side-effect of Patrick's surgery was that he received bank from the government, since his cancer was directly linked to nuclear and chemical agents he was exposed to during his deployment in the middle east. Patrick's apartment? Paid for. All his furniture and toiletries? Paid for. His food? Paid for. His computer? Paid for. He didn't have to work, although he did have a part time job which afforded him the one thing that he loved most...
EVE Online.
Patrick talked about EVE Online constantly. One time he bragged about discovering a "secret trade system" called Rens. He said it was very dangerous there because of pirates. He explained how he had finally finished a long training regimen and saved up enough ISK to buy a certain laser for his ship - and that, moments after undocking, somebody blew his ship up in a "suicide gank". He went on a long 20 minute rant about these suicide gankers, how they RMT to buy 1 character with high skills to suicide gank a person 1 time, and that the character is then "ruined" and has to be deleted because of it. Looking back now, a lot of his ramblings on EVE Online made no sense, but it did one thing: It got me interested.
In April 2010 I started my first account off a 14 day trial. The restrictions bugged me so I quickly subscribed and began playing. I remember how amazing the game was in those early days. I felt so lost.
My first character was named Raendel. I bumbled around the Universe before joining a few corporations. I remember my first encounter with "T.R.I.A.D." was on Raendel. I joined their corporation and ohmygodtheseugysaref-ckingf-ggots who take the game way too seriously. I lasted about five hours in their corporation. I remember the last straw was when I logged into comms... I promptly uninstalled TeamSpeak, threw out my headset, and left the corp.
The next memorable corp I joined was "Random Precision." I don't know why I joined these guys, but their recruiter begged me. It seems they needed ANYONE AND EVERYONE to join up, get trained, and help them take back space from some dudes called "Sev3rance". On comms everyone sounded very old, very drunk, and very upset about Sev3rance. They were going to get back at them and retake space or something, so they needed builders to build ships and fighters to fill ranks. It sounded kind of exciting, until the moved their Industrial wing to Amo. And that is when I had my first encounter with The Black Rebel Rifter Club. Welp. Suffice to say I did not last long in that failure of a corp.
The next few corps were nothing of interest until I joined Dark Fusion Industries**. By now I had a fairly good handle on the game, what I wanted to do, and what I needed to do it. I needed to join a corporation that would let me use their POS to research some blueprints which I could then put into production to make ISK so I could buy my first Hurricane to run level 3 missions. Most corporations, once I asked about POS, thought I was a spy. And thus began my long relationship of SEETHING HATRED for HiSec carebear corps - especially their CEOs. DFI however was willing to give me a chance, but they wanted me to wait 30 days to make sure I had good intentions. No problem, I was excited that soon I would be able to start researching the blueprints I had purchased.
Well. If you've ever spoken to Jonthen, or really, anyone from DFI leadership, you'll know what sort of special folk they are. They take EVE Online very seriously, and they expect the respect that they are owed as both veterans of EVE Online and the leadership of "the most succesful industrialc orporation in eve onlien". I did not get along with these guys. They had a lot of "kewl kid clubs". An "elite pvp wing" that required 10 mil SP, a good KB, and a lot of asskissing (if you were good at asskissing they would waive the other requirements). Seriously, it was like being in a anime chatroom for teens, the barely pubescent children vying for popularity and attention with their stupid "^^" and "kekeke".
* Name changed. ** Name not changed. Asked Kaeda Maxwell about these derps. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:54:00 -
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The final straw came when I logged off for a week due to RL. When I returned, apparently we were at war. I didn't even know what that was, and there was nothing on my screen that indicated we were at war, except an innocuous little mail under "Corp", which was already sitting at about 35 unread mails, so I didn't get around to checking it. I undocked in my shiny new Hulk, made my way to an asteroid belt... and within a few minutes was blown up. I warned corp chat about a "suicide ganker" and all hell broke loose, Jonthen explaining how I had "lost the war" for them and that this 1 person corporation had "made fools of them all". I remember I asked one question, one simple question... I wasn't aware you could lose wars in EVE Online... since we're all immortal and stuff... how does it work? and Jonthen practically exploded at me, going on about how my "attitude" needed to change and that if I wasn't willing to "fall in line" with the rest of the corp, that he would show me the door.
Oh how I hated him. When he finally gave me POS access, the dipsh-t gave me Config Starbase Equipment. I promptly unanchored and took every module I could, included 2 Large Towers. After I sold everything that wasn't nailed down*, I had my first billion ISK. I dropped roles, learned about "corp on corp aggression" rights (losing a Hulk I'd stolen in the process), and began to plan my next move. I received numerous threats from everyone in the corp about how they would "follow me forever", making sure I never got into another corporation, and would forever suicide gank my mining ships. I must admit, it did somewhat unnerve me, so I did the most prudent thing I could think of at the time. I transferred all my assets to an alt, and then sold Raendel on the forums. Much to their dismay, I was able to sell my character and their troll posts were removed. To add insult to injury, I then reported a number of their member for (serious EULA violation) activities. I make it a point to keep these toons on my watch list. They never log in...
I used all my billions to buy an "Indy/Science" toon, trained him for mining, and created another account for hauling and Orca boosting. It was a long train to get into a Hulk and an Orca, but I stuck to it. I now had clearly defined goals and knew what I wanted to do. I created my own corporation and began recruiting. I wanted to be an industrial corporation, but I wanted us to do PvP roams. Running your own corporation is sort of hard. You have to recruit, which is a pain in the ass. And then you have to assign a recruiter when you get big enough - and then get that recruiter to actually do their job and recruit. You need to figure out starbase access roles that won't allow 1 person to steal all the things, and figure out buybacks and payouts that kept things profitable for everyone. To be honest, I'm not sure how I did it. But I did know that it was incredibly boring and EVE Online had become a "job". I ran the corp for about 6 months. We lived in HiSec and then moved to LowSec for a couple of months before moving back to HiSec. We were in -NSE- for a while but they were majorly disorganized and their allies, Stealth Wear Inc, were a bag of d-cks.
After doing a couple of roams with Rifterlings, I quickly decided that running your own corporation was a fool's errand, so I dropped roles, handed everything over to someone else, and joined up to become a soldier in the war against the Amarr. At this time I was still trying to play EVE "nice nice" - I had done some shady things in my past, but I had new characters, a good reputation with the people I played with, and felt like I had a new lease on the game. I really enjoyed flying with Rifterlings and it wasn't long before I was a recruiter, an industrial manager, and had access to all the things. We joined Ushra'Khan and I became a council member. I wasn't very good at all these jobs, to be honest, because :responsibility:. I just wanted to shoot things.
This is where T.R.I.A.D. enters the scene again, and there was massive drama when I asked a question in alliance chat on my Indy alt. Massive trollings and flamings were had on the part of T.R.I.A.D., who did not realize that they were in fact abusing a member of the council. They were obviously a bit embarrassed when they found out that Megos was my alt, and more drama ensued. Eventually Rifterlings got tired of all the tryhards, so we left and went back to our own alliance, Damu'Khonde. The whole affair finally came to a close when Mr. Barista, f-ggot extraordinaire, started harassing me in a trade channel. It went to comms, and I legitimately tried to sort the issues he had out, but instead I got the pleasure of harvesting his tears over voice chat. Feanos, the executor of U'K, at last logged in, listened to a bit of the argument, and finally said "Barista, STFU. I'm tired of T.R.I.A.D.'s bullsh*t. I like Rifterlings. I like Xui. If it was my choice, I would have had T.R.I.A.D. leave the alliance and Rifterlings stay." Mr. B promptly left comms and T.R.I.A.D. was out of U'K the next day. There was a lot more drama, but who cares. T.R.I.A.D. sucks.
* Later, a member of their "kewl kidz club^^ kekeke", named cklm, stole all the things that were nailed down. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:54:00 -
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Well, here's where things go a bit downhill for me. IRL, me and my fiance had broken up. Massive story that I will not get into. Suffice to say, I was a bit bummed out. Petrus Blackshell, CEO of Rifterlings, had made the mistake of also getting engaged a little bit before all the drama with T.R.I.A.D. In fact, a lot of the drama could have been avoided if Petrus had just... logged the f-ck on. But his fiance would not let him - she didn't like EVE Online, and really only logged in to set her skills once every month or three. She made him play some **** called "League of Legends". It was at this point that Rifterlings started to slide down hill.
New directors were assigned and certain members were granted positions of leadership. During this time, one of our members was banned from the game for 30 days for sexually harassing Veronika Black or Jackie Black or something. I don't really remember her name because she wasn't important. I think she had some crappy blog or w/e. Well everyone thought it was really funny I guess.
I was getting bored with FW and they were changing the payout system so I decided to experiment with contract scamming in Rens. I made a couple of billion ISK during my first week of doing it and had the pleasure of meeting Menod Penter, probably the most autistic person in the world. I remember all the drama over this. Half of the corp thought it was really funny, and even joined along to make some ISK. The other half, who were unfortunately leadership, had begun to take a really gay "we have to watch our public image" stance. Lame. I stopped doing contract scams and began suicide ganking miners, which was probably the funnest, and funniest, thing I had ever done in EVE Online. The tears were wonderful. At this point I began to realize that I had gone 180 degrees; from a carebear, to a killer. I think that seed was always inside of me, though, and just needed the perfect storm of precipitating factors to draw it out.
Well, eventually Rifterlings kicked me out. I guess leadership had gotten tired of my shenanigans. My final crime? I posted a picture of a naked chick in Alliance chat, and it offended Petrus' fiance, or something. The most non-contributing member in the corporation had logged for the first time in 2 months, at those exact moments, to change her skill queue... and saw the picture of the naked woman in Alliance chat. Apparently she got so offended that she threatened to quit playing EVE (lol....?). This was obviously a big deal and action had to be taken. It's okay for one member to get banned for 30 days for sexual harassment of another player, but it's entirely unacceptable to post boobs in Alliance chat. So out I went, but not before stealing everything I could from the hangars and contracts.
Kahega Amieldan was apparently very butthurt about the boobs and the contracts, so he has taken it upon himself to message every corporation I join, on any of my characters, and warn them that I'm a super theif corp killing spymaster. Nobody really cares, though. Usually the recruiter/CEO messages me and we have a good laugh about it. I since sold Megos because I was only using about 5% of his SP and I'm an ISK wh*re. I wonder if Kahega still messages corps that Megos joins. It would be funny. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:54:00 -
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There's more to my story. Much more. Side stories and side projects.
There's also the story of Justin Credulent, an alt I had created to send more Buddy Invites*. I hadn't used this character in a while, and I had a reddit account, so I wanted to see what it's like to be a member of a reddit corp, and joined Fweddit. The conclusion: These corps suck but they give you free stuff. I started some drama and left.
Afterwards I joined a CVA pet. It was remarkably easy to get into this corporation, despite being on their KOS list. They even reimbursed me for my Merlin they killed (which Fweddit had given me lol) + 100 million ISK to get me started.
Now for those of you who have never lived in Null Sec let me tell you. **** is boring and there is nothing to do. You can rat. You can run anomalies. You can mine. You can do invention and some production. But that's pretty much it. It wasn't long until I got bored and went exploring. I joined a "standings mining fleet", saw what system it was in, and warped my little Merlin to a POS where I found a lone Orca sitting inside the bubble. Stationary. I began to bump it with my Merlin when a Drake warped in. For a moment, I thought the gig was up, I was found out for sure, they would change the password and eject me from corp.
The pilot ejected from the Drake. I looked at Local... "hey justin o/". I said hello back... and the pilot's pod warped off and he vanished from Local. I got into the Drake... T1 heavy missiles and a MWD... perfect. I went back to bumping the Orca, this time, much more effectively. What ensued was a lot of laughter. It was so much fun to do what I did that I decided to do it on a couple of other corps before selling Justin Credulent on the forums. Here's some screencaps from the whole thing: http://imgur.com/a/oO5ys
I have created another alt and have learned more about the wonderful art of Safari. Suffice to say it has been a wonderful experience and one day I'll get around to putting them up in pastebin. For now, some images will have to suffice: http://imgur.com/a/uavFn#0
Yep. This story has been long and boring and stupid. Luckily this isn't reddit, so you can't downvote me LULZ. This thread sucks and I'm bad at EVE, and I'm sure I violated some small rule and the forum police will be here to lock this thread and give me a bajillion day forum ban. I'm sure many people will hate this and flame me. But I do not care.
The astute reader will take a few good lessons about EVE Online from this rambling mess of nonsense. I know I have. EVE Online... is not a "PvP" game. EVE Online is just a game that gives us a set of tools and the freedom to use those tools as we see fit. Nothing less, nothing more. The thing that makes EVE Online is not the spaceships, not the planets or the POSs or the KMs, but the people that make it all possible. The friends you make, the enemies you make, the smack talk, the tears... the cycle of destruction and creation. This is what makes EVE Online so great.
Stay tuned for my next story. I have something really good in the works. It involves a newbie alt character even more devious than Callie, and a NullSec alliance that we all love to hate that I want to really AWOX and mess up. It'll probably end up boring though, but I'm excited.
Bl abla bla.
TL;DR stuff.
* It was a really good source of income until Tank CEO whined to CCP and shitted it up. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:55:00 -
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INB4 lock INB4 forum ban Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:02:00 -
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Wtf is this "You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
71
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:11:00 -
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Good read, enjoyed it. If you do not want LOCAL go to WH space, its as simple as that!-á-á-á-á-á-á-á There are people who think that WH space is like 0.0 but without local, well they should light a cyno and try jumping to it. |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:15:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Wtf is this
This is the sort of response that I posted this thread for.
Thank you. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
27
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:18:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Wtf is this This is the sort of response that I posted this thread for. Thank you.
Disgust?
Confusion?
Hatred for yankee doodles?
You could have just emailed me, cut out the middleman.
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:25:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Xuixien wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Wtf is this This is the sort of response that I posted this thread for. Thank you. Disgust? Confusion? Hatred for yankee doodles? You could have just emailed me, cut out the middleman.
I like you. I'm going to add you to contacts in Excellent Standing. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |
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Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
28
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:26:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:
I like you. I'm going to add you to contacts in Excellent Standing.
You mean you haven't already? "You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Ninlarra
Tounge punching fart boxes
19
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:31:00 -
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I find it funny and sad you think so much of yourself that you actually posted your "story". What's even funnier is you posted on a internet spaceship forum. This is just all kinds of pathetic.
Oh and TL;DR |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
298
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:35:00 -
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Ninlarra wrote:I find it funny and sad you think so much of yourself that you actually posted your "story". What's even funnier is you posted on a internet spaceship forum. This is just all kinds of pathetic.
Oh and TL;DR
Hi Ninlarra! How are you doing? I see you're not part of LNA anymore. What happened?  Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Ninlarra
Tounge punching fart boxes
19
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:49:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:Ninlarra wrote:I find it funny and sad you think so much of yourself that you actually posted your "story". What's even funnier is you posted on a internet spaceship forum. This is just all kinds of pathetic.
Oh and TL;DR Hi Ninlarra! How are you doing? I see you're not part of LNA anymore. What happened? 
Two or Three butthurts didnt like that i dropped alliance to move my **** out of system to another when it was taken and i was not allowed back in.
Obviously a flimsy BS reason not to let me back in, as my only reason for dropping in the first place is to have access to my ships so that I may continue to fight but I digress..........
I'm appling to Fweddit and PL. whoever invites me first gets me!
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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
1451
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:53:00 -
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Ninlarra wrote:I'm appling to Fweddit and PL. whoever invites me first gets me!
Godspeed on your quest, may your inner-fashionista land you a relatively sane Arts and Crafts project.
Xuixien wrote: and joined Fweddit. The conclusion: These corps suck but they give you free stuff. I started some drama and left. .
By starting 'some drama and left' you mean 'you came at directors and got purged, who later all laughed at your megalomania and how pathetically self-involved you are'. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

You Disgust Me
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:00:00 -
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Explain to me, if you will, the difference between the last straw and the final straw. You appear to have abused both.
An amusing, if slightly lengthy read, but would shop here again. |

StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
189
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:57:00 -
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I-¦m looking forward to your next storie, realy enjoyed the read! Thank you for sharing. My true stories |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
305
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:27:00 -
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Ninlarra wrote:Xuixien wrote:Ninlarra wrote:I find it funny and sad you think so much of yourself that you actually posted your "story". What's even funnier is you posted on a internet spaceship forum. This is just all kinds of pathetic.
Oh and TL;DR Hi Ninlarra! How are you doing? I see you're not part of LNA anymore. What happened?  Two or Three butthurts didnt like that i dropped alliance to move my **** out of system to another when it was taken and i was not allowed back in. Obviously a flimsy BS reason not to let me back in, as my only reason for dropping in the first place is to have access to my ships so that I may continue to fight but I digress.......... I'm appling to Fweddit and PL. whoever invites me first gets me!
So basically what you're saying is... they didn't like you and made up a reason to get rid of you.
Okay. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
305
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:28:00 -
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Xolve wrote: By starting 'some drama and left' you mean 'you came at directors and got purged, who later all laughed at your megalomania and how pathetically self-involved you are'.
You mean when I joined, AWOXed fellow militia, and then dropped corp after everyone went RABBLERABBLE ZOMGZ OUR REPUTATION? :) Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
209
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:33:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:Well, here's where things go a bit downhill for me. IRL, me and my fiance had broken up. Massive story that I will not get into.
You just told us the massive story behind this. You picked internet drama over poontang.
I love meeting these chicks at 2am and telling them.."Video games??? christ...I haven't played a video game since nintendo." Gets them everytime. |
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Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
5
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:59:00 -
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Enjoyed the read mate, don't mind the trolls they need their "internet spaceship forums" fix. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
1452
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Posted - 2013.05.30 07:59:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:You mean when I joined, AWOXed fellow militia, and then dropped corp after everyone went RABBLERABBLE ZOMGZ OUR REPUTATION? :)
I think I killed more people in Fweddit, than the Minmatar did; while I was in Fweddit. You killing some random dude probably wasn't that big of a deal- just the length at how you wanted to justify it (similar to this thread) was more than anyone really cared to hear out.
There wasn't even drama behind what you did, someone asked you about it, you started on some diatribe nobody wanted to here, and we pushed the button. If you didn't go all attention ***** about it, you could have probably re-apped the next day and gotten right back in. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

space chikun
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
80
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Posted - 2013.05.30 11:51:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:There's more to my story. Much more. Side stories and side projects.
There's also the story of Justin Credulent, an alt I had created to send more Buddy Invites*. I hadn't used this character in a while, and I had a reddit account, so I wanted to see what it's like to be a member of a reddit corp, and joined Fweddit. The conclusion: These corps suck but they give you free stuff. I started some drama and left.
I'm sure Xolve's pretty much already said this but - the extent of the drama you caused was your purging and this thread. |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
312
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Posted - 2013.05.30 17:14:00 -
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I don't know guys, I remember Xolve sending out numerous corp mails about how Justin was "shoot on sight" and how he'd pay for Locator agents to make sure there was a podding. I remember corp chat was pretty hot for a couple of hours arguing about the whole AWOX thing and the diplomancer getting upset about standings. I think I even remember a reddit post about it as well and a couple of blog posts.
I joined to stir some drama and that's exactly what I did. I don't know why it's so important to you that you're arguing about what happened or didn't happen. There's really no point in "defending your honor" - this is Internet Spaceboats. I only briefly mentioned Fweddit in my post because, honestly, Fweddit isn't that important to the narrative. One little paragraph and your panties twist right up lol.
/debate Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

space chikun
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
81
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Posted - 2013.05.30 17:42:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:I don't know guys, I remember Xolve sending out numerous corp mails about how Justin was "shoot on sight" and how he'd pay for Locator agents to make sure there was a podding. I remember corp chat was pretty hot for a couple of hours arguing about the whole AWOX thing and the diplomancer getting upset about standings. I think I even remember a reddit post about it as well and a couple of blog posts.
I joined to stir some drama and that's exactly what I did. I don't know why it's so important to you that you're arguing about what happened or didn't happen. There's really no point in "defending your honor" - this is Internet Spaceboats. I only briefly mentioned Fweddit in my post because, honestly, Fweddit isn't that important to the narrative. One little paragraph and your panties twist right up lol.
/debate
IIRC, those were sent to the EPA list, not corp.
Also, I'm arguing because I'm a redditor. |

Red Wolfstrike
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.31 02:22:00 -
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Take the biggest drama creator you've ever met. Multiple that by 10, add space roids, monty python and equip a cov-ops cloak. That's Xui to T. Xuixien creates drama on an epic scale without even trying. I know 7 people who used to love Xui that would now **** on his RL grave. The hate is amazing.
But he's also fun, random, amusing, evil, and a funny. The drama he creates can be great fun.
Happy trails mate. |

culo duro
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
97
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Posted - 2013.05.31 05:44:00 -
[27] - Quote
i feel like i've read this before. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
350
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Posted - 2013.05.31 07:08:00 -
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You lost me after Quote:This story may be boring to most of you. Feel free to skip it.  You either love us or we hate you. |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
313
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Posted - 2013.05.31 07:24:00 -
[29] - Quote
Hey old friend. :) Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
330
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Posted - 2013.05.31 11:58:00 -
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I got an EPIC tearmail today:
As many of you may know Cromwell Industrial has come under a proxy attack by Xiuxien and his alt Callie DePonte. Callie DePonte was accepted into Cromwell Industrial by myself due to failure to analyze the background of the charachter. This person wants a Cromwell Industrial Medal to hang on his chest, to show his next victims whom he has made bend their knee. Cromwell Metal will never hang on his chest.
The attacks we all face are possible due to Corporation Aggresion rules and the inability to kick Corporation members until they are docked, meaning if callie never docks, he can never be kicked causing instant lethal hostilities between himself, his repair ship piloted by Xiuxien and any member of Cromwell Industrial. Callie DePonte will attcak any member of Cromwell Industrial on sight. Because he is in our Corporation, he can kill us as freely as we can kill him, without CONCORD intervention.
Xiuxien failed in a number of areas, and those failures are on his heels. First, he failed to stop the spread of the Cromwell seed. Justin Cromwell escaped via Typhoon with vast wealth in his pockets, to leave our corporation and funnel the wealth of the four Cromwells, and the wealth of our brothers under different names into the Cromwell Industrial coffers. Second, Xiuxien's alt can only hold one corporation at a time...and refuses to run out of pride. Cromwell Industrial will become an open house for old enemies, fortune seekers, undesireables, murderers and theives, all here to get a piece of hisr 250,000,000ISK bounty and fill my freezers with his corpses, this new enterprise funded by the seeds already planted. Third, is his history...this is not the first corporation he has attacked. His former victims want blood, Cromwell Industrial is here to hold him down while they insert the needle. He will run or he will die. Semiki is one way in...one way out. Fourth, the broken and frozen bodies of either of these pilots will be paid for in ISK by me. Alts will funnel in the fuel of war to be dispensed amongst the mercenaries who wish to watch this mans ill concieved plan collapse around him like a house of cards.
Xiuxien,
You will never stop running. You will never be expelled. You will never hang Cromwell Metal on your chest. If you choose to stay here you will die. If you run you will be hunted. If you quit you will still be pursued, and your reputation sullied. You have run out of options. Your failures have followed you to the end of your road. One way in, one way out. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |
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Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
40
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Posted - 2013.05.31 12:41:00 -
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Xuixien wrote: First, he failed to stop the spread of the Cromwell seed.
Sounds like VD.
This mail has made everything you have said before worth it.
Oh noes perpetual war, what ever will you do?
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
1462
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:06:00 -
[32] - Quote
If you really want to make people mad, like blind flurry, "I'll kill you IRL" mad- fly from Jita to the other trade hubs and link game of thrones spoilers on an alt. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
224
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Posted - 2013.05.31 20:41:00 -
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....................


You sure you aren't a Xenuria alt?
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Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
337
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Posted - 2013.06.01 17:36:00 -
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Well it seems the "you will never be expelled" line was a bit of a bluff. :) After killing off their entire fleet in an epic brawl on the undock, I went AFK for several hours. I returned at about 5 AM, thinking "I've been too hard on this guy."
Before I went to bed, I sent a corp-wide mail and gave the CEO two choices... 1) he could continue the fight 2) he could surrender by kicking me after dowtime.
I logged off and came back to NPC corp 
Victory was mine. I broke his will.
He made it a point to send the following mail before kicking my alt: I've added notes to the bottom.
The ***** is gone. I think all of us that were logged in for the past 36 or so hours learned something about Eve.
Until this conflict I wondered which members of Cromwell Industrial would stand with us, and who would leave simply because it was inconvienient to personal goals. Not one person left Cromwell Industrial.
Belron Kumamato joined us as the attacks were taking place, so I give him credit for jumping on to a possibly sinking ship. Sheaniks hadn't even been issued a Cromwell Industrial coffee mug and he immediately jumped into the fight and lost as many ships as I did.*
Sheaniks, Gino Caprese, Raeko Nolen, and Warlok Gramol all played their part, and as I go over the kill reports everyone who participated will be rewarded.
A brief description of the events is I became sloppy in accepting corporate applications, Callie DePonte came into Cromwell Industrial and exploited a feature designed to prevent CEOs from "ninja kicking" corp members and taking down their ships in low sec or null sec.**
Once I had lost two retrievers from corp aggression Callie DePonte said "she" would continue to attack all Corp Members with aid of an out-of-corp nuetral Logistics ship protected by CONCORD.
Callie DePonte demanded a Corp Medal, or she would maintain these tactics continuosly until one of three things happened #1 i was abandoned by all corp mates #2 i closed Cromwell Industrial #3 i bent my knee and awarded her a 10,000,000ISK piece of jewelry, a Corp Medal, under the insulting description she had provided. Not one member left. Cromwell Industrial is stronger than ever, and no Cromwell Metal hangs on "her" chest.***
After I logged in to fire "her", I saw that I had an unread email, expecting another weak taunt of how she had beaten me to log on, I saw that instead she had slipped some ill conceived trash under the office door as she made off without so much as a stapler or three-ring binder. The trash she put in all your inboxes suggests that i have been publicly shamed in the eyes of "my" corp for not fighting day after day with Honor against a piece of **** who "Pearl Harbored" Cromwell Industrial with the aid of multiple tactics that could have been petitioned to CCP and resolved as they are a semi-exploit of a "ninja kicking" protection.****
"Thats nice *****, you're fired."
In the end "her" resolve wore out, and "she" attempted to use a form letter to sow the destruction her short lived tactics could not. In three days she would have been met by a superior Augoror Logistics ship flown by an out of corp alt agent, under the protection of CONCORD. Callie DePonte knows how long it takes to cooridinate a defense, and tries in the few hours she has to scare a medal out of a CEO before she runs away littering written trash all over the office floor.
Nine new Cromwell Industrial Corporation Hangars were opened under Callie DePonte's "station lock down".*****
All corporation members will have the option to access a report detailing how this attack was possible, and how to carry one out.
This email will also be forwarded to all player corps who come into contact with Xuixien and Callie DePonte, aiding in the quick termination of these particular alts leaving this person to begin training new moles under new names.
A recruitment ad will be used as a means to inform whoever sees it of the traits these charachters have, and ways to avoid falling prey to them in an attempt to cause damage to the tactic as a whole.
Stay alert, stay alive.
* Sheaniks lost a railfit Algos... to a blaster Catalyst. The CEO actually lost 2 Retrievers, a Tempest, and a Typhoon... he can see this guy is bad at numbers. ** What? *** My third demand was that he surrender and kick me from the corporation. This guy is good at rewriting history... he'll do good when he goes to NullSec, once he learns basic game mechanics. :) **** I hope he does cry to CCP. :) ***** Can you even have 9 hangars? lol
All in all I consider this a total victory. The CEO gave me some epic tears in Corp chat and I learned that his corporation actually only has 6 unique members - the other 8 or so members are his alts. Oh and apparently he has 15 other characters that he was playing during the lock down. ;)
I'm currently negotiating with my CEO to declare war on Cromwell Industrial. Stay tuned.  Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
302

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Posted - 2013.06.02 00:28:00 -
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Xuixien wrote:...and I'm sure I violated some small rule and the forum police will be here to lock this thread and give me a bajillion day forum ban. Yep (and fixed), nope and nope.Xuixien wrote:INB4 lock INB4 forum ban Nope and nope. It's your EvE story so it's yours to tell. But tone down on the blatant personal attacks in the future will you?
Thread not locked. ISD Ezwal Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
1465
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Posted - 2013.06.02 02:15:00 -
[36] - Quote
ISD Ezwal wrote:Thread not locked.
You just got hazed by an ISD Xenuria 2.0, I mean- Xuixien. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
344
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Posted - 2013.06.02 02:15:00 -
[37] - Quote
ISD Ezwal wrote:Xuixien wrote:...and I'm sure I violated some small rule and the forum police will be here to lock this thread and give me a bajillion day forum ban. Yep (and fixed), nope and nope. Xuixien wrote:INB4 lock INB4 forum ban Nope and nope. It's your EvE story so it's yours to tell. But tone down on the blatant personal attacks in the future will you? Thread not locked.
New found respect for ISD. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Capt Starfox
The Carnifex Corp
424
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Posted - 2013.06.02 02:35:00 -
[38] - Quote
Awesome read. Always fun to read the stories of another criminal in this space pixel game we all know and love-ish; especially the back stories leading up to the criminal acts. Thanks for posting. The empirical probability of your ship being ganked is... good. |

Tynomie
Eclipse Innovations Fabricated Confabulations
1
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Posted - 2013.06.02 06:35:00 -
[39] - Quote
Always fun to read a different play style.
Looking forward to more. |

Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
152
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Posted - 2013.06.03 12:17:00 -
[40] - Quote
Holy crap you need to learn how to tell a story in a way that isn't just :words:
10 seconds of googling |
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Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
346
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Posted - 2013.06.03 17:28:00 -
[41] - Quote
Thanks for the advice, I'll look into it! Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

SaltyandSweet
Heretic Army Heretic Initiative
45
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Posted - 2013.06.03 17:41:00 -
[42] - Quote
**** these idiots, with that being said +1 good read. Im So Baller I Buy Plex Cuz im too lazy to do PVE! |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
59
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:19:00 -
[43] - Quote
Not only has this story improved dramatically over time, I adore your new image.
Lets be BFFs.
Or at least can I smell your hands? "You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
472
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Posted - 2013.06.05 17:51:00 -
[44] - Quote
Ramona McCandless wrote:Not only has this story improved dramatically over time, I adore your new image.
Lets be BFFs.
Or at least can I smell your hands?
Yes, you may commence with the sniffing. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
243
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Posted - 2013.06.05 19:08:00 -
[45] - Quote
Who the **** is Cromwell Industrial? |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
472
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Posted - 2013.06.05 19:42:00 -
[46] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote:Who the **** is Cromwell Industrial?
Some noobs I discovered who live in Semiki, thinking they're safe because "enemies will have to pass through 2 low security systems" to reach them. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
243
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Posted - 2013.06.05 20:04:00 -
[47] - Quote
Xuixien wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:Who the **** is Cromwell Industrial? Some noobs I discovered who live in Semiki, thinking they're safe because "enemies will have to pass through 2 low security systems" to reach them.
Did you steal anything good from them? |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
472
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Posted - 2013.06.05 20:05:00 -
[48] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote:Xuixien wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:Who the **** is Cromwell Industrial? Some noobs I discovered who live in Semiki, thinking they're safe because "enemies will have to pass through 2 low security systems" to reach them. Did you steal anything good from them?
No, but I blew up 450 million ISK worth of their crappy ships and prevented them from playing for 3 days. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
243
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Posted - 2013.06.05 20:07:00 -
[49] - Quote
Xuixien wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:Xuixien wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:Who the **** is Cromwell Industrial? Some noobs I discovered who live in Semiki, thinking they're safe because "enemies will have to pass through 2 low security systems" to reach them. Did you steal anything good from them? No, but I blew up 450 million ISK worth of their crappy ships and prevented them from playing for 3 days.
LOL.
Lowsec. Keeping noobs safe since...never. |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
472
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Posted - 2013.06.05 20:24:00 -
[50] - Quote
Now that we have tags4sec, I just might start doing some suicide ganking again. I know exactly where to go for some juicy, untanked barges. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |
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Dervinus
Slopes for the Slope Throne
164
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:13:00 -
[51] - Quote
So what happened to Patrick o7 toonies |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
473
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Posted - 2013.06.06 11:29:00 -
[52] - Quote
Dervinus wrote:So what happened to Patrick
The impression I get is that he doesn't really play anymore, unfortunately. He's not online a lot. I think he moved in with a girlfriend. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |

Private Pineapple
Tea And Sympathy Ltd. Liability Reckless Ambition
363
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Posted - 2013.06.07 01:00:00 -
[53] - Quote
o/ Xuix, been a while.
I do find it funny that Rifterlings booted you... I think you were one of the only interesting personalities in that corp anyway.
Check your EVE-Mail. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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RomeStar
Empire Investments Logistics
165
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Posted - 2013.06.07 20:23:00 -
[54] - Quote
Good Read Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |

JAF Anders
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
114
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Posted - 2013.06.07 20:44:00 -
[55] - Quote
I approve this topic and/or service.
...loved the rabble-rousing speech, though. Slogans always deliver results, don't'cha' know? |

Deen Wispa
Justified Chaos
531
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Posted - 2013.06.07 21:25:00 -
[56] - Quote
I rarely read any of the crap on CP but this was a good read.
Being in FW myself, I had heard of TRIAD being being super serious RPers especially when they kicked out whathisname who used to be a prolific FW blogger before joining Tuskers. High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve . |

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2395
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Posted - 2013.06.09 08:30:00 -
[57] - Quote
Cool story, bro. Don't much care about the RL assumptions and slander, though, but it might just be my standards. Rifterlings - small gang frigate PvP - lowsec FW operation, newbie-friendly, free ship program; Join today! www.rifterlings.com
Accidentally The Whole Frigate (blog) - Learning how to pew pew, one loss at a time - www.thewholefrigate.com |

Xuixien
Elysium Dominion
482
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Posted - 2013.06.09 16:22:00 -
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Petrus Blackshell wrote:Cool story, bro. Don't much care about the RL assumptions and slander, though, but it might just be my standards.
Well, remember I was still able to read the leadership forums for like, a day, after you guys booted me. So I read all that stuff you posted whining about how your RL friends were "so offended" that they were thinking of quitting EVE.
Also had a select few corp mails forwarded to me. So yeah. There's that.
Have a good one bro. No hard feelings or anything, even if you did turn out to be a shitheel. Everyone vs Everyone Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2283

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Posted - 2013.06.09 22:22:00 -
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Quote:4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.
Quote:5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
Quote:8. Posting of personal information is prohibited.
The posting of personal information including but not limited to contact numbers, email addresses, account names and passwords, home addresses and real life names is strictly prohibited. CCP respect the right of our players to privacy, and will not tolerate the divulging of real life personal details.
Thread closed. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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