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PriorofDeath
Parallax Shift The Periphery
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Posted - 2013.05.31 02:09:00 -
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I found myself cleaning out my note pad and found this old piece of gold that I had forgotten about. With the upcoming patch, I'd like to gather the rage, the tears, the epic quotes from the past to share in the laughter.
Anyone else got any golden rage hidden away yet to be seen by the average mans eyes?
Grab a beer or blunt, and enjoy. Let it Begin, (may be explicit and censored, but yall can figure it out.)
Put yourself back in the times of the unholy rage of WiS, and Pay to Win, This is a Man, My Man, Mr. Dedcupid. God I miss you buddy.
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so it is beyond game mechanics to allow everyone to have like fuking fancy paint jobs and **** on their ships, (FFS if oooooonly i could have a fuking fancy paint on my ship) BUT, if we all buy more plexes, then we CAN have the ****...
that we were never alowed to have cause it would break the game?
but somehow if we Pay for the ****, with PRETEND ISK (EVEN THOUGH ISK IS ******* PRETEND MONEY), then ITS ALL ******* GOOD
so now, i can have a big pink dildo on my ******* ship that already looks like a ******* BIG DILDO AND NOT A FUKING SPACESHIP
but they cant even BEGIN over the course of 6 YEARS to TRY to even add, oh i dunno, retro rockets or some **** or ...
STOP THE ******* BOBBING BOAT PISSS ASS ****
BUT I GOT A ******* STRIPPER POLE IN MY **** (shlong) **** (poop) DOG **** (pee) "CAPTAINS QUARTERS" which will NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAVE A ******* FEMALE IN IT LET ALONE A ******* STRIPPER
cause when i want to go pretend to fly a ******* spaceship, the first thing i think is...
CAN I FLY AROUND IN SOME FUKING INVISIBLE WATER IN A FUCKNIG TAMPON WITH SPIKES ON IT
SWEET THANKS CCP
CAN I ALSO GET A ******* STRIPPER POLE IN MY PRETEND HOLE
YES? I CAN?
THANK YOU SO MUCH, CAN I PAY FOR IT?
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
oh CCP, if only i were a real girl with a real spaceship, then i could fly to ******* ICE LAND at the ******* END OF THE EARTH, and land on your FROZEN PARKING LOT AND SUCK YOUR **** FOR REAL
INSTEAD OF JUST PRETENDING TO DO IT ON A FUKING "SPACE GAME"
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
2001
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Posted - 2013.05.31 02:15:00 -
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Yup. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
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Posted - 2013.05.31 02:16:00 -
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Rage from the 4th dimension The Drake is a Lie |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.05.31 06:48:00 -
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Came for lolz, left disappointed. |
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ISD Gallifreyan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2013.05.31 10:37:00 -
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This post has been locked for breaking rule 33.
33.-áPosting of chat logs outside the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. The posting of chat logs between player parties is prohibited on all forum channels of the EVE Online forums, with the exception of the Crime & Punishment Channel where they can be posted as part of stories in the Pirate Story Thread. ISD Gallifreyan Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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