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Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
181
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:01:00 -
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My people, gather in arms, fight for your master. Fight or I shall take out my whip and whip your bare skin as I say, "you did not behave you little turd, I get no pleasure from whipping you, but I will do it anyway because I get a burning feeling in my stomach that makes me feel good" Who is the "turd"? Goonswarm idiots. How does it feel to be pushed into a war that your master, several weeks before, had no intention of doing so. How does it feel, loosing billions of isk, while the reimbursement program can not keep up. How does it feel to bleed while your master parties at E3!! How does it feel, when your master reeps the glory and profits of his alliance, the alliance that is made by and for its people, when you get nothing. A master that has led its sheep into a forest and let go of the whip. WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you. WAKE UP. |
Amanda Chelian
63
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:04:00 -
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
2341
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:06:00 -
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Look, another one of these threads.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
368
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:07:00 -
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Eugh, you are starting to drain the awesome out of this war. |
Aragoni
Aliastra Gallente Federation
116
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:07:00 -
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But what if I like whips? If you whip me I'll get you a gagball. Win-win situation for us all. |
Dildus Maximus
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:08:00 -
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smokin battery acid will do that to you |
Riot Girl
Thundercats The Initiative.
1023
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:16:00 -
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Your people? Who are you talking to? Oh god. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
196
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:21:00 -
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Oh look, really bad counter-propaganda
-10/10 "You are even dumber than everyone says." - Kristopher Rocancourt
Tell The Others |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2125
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:11:00 -
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Does TEST have a reimbursement program for all the time I keep wasting reading these threads?
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
14
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:15:00 -
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Mistress Lilu wrote:My people, gather in arms, fight for your master. Fight or I shall take out my whip and whip your bare skin as I say, "you did not behave you little turd, I get no pleasure from whipping you, but I will do it anyway because I get a burning feeling in my stomach that makes me feel good" Who is the "turd"? Goonswarm idiots. How does it feel to be pushed into a war that your master, several weeks before, had no intention of doing so. How does it feel, loosing billions of isk, while the reimbursement program can not keep up. How does it feel to bleed while your master parties at E3!! How does it feel, when your master reeps the glory and profits of his alliance, the alliance that is made by and for its people, when you get nothing. A master that has led its sheep into a forest and let go of the whip. WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you. WAKE UP.
Rally point is TEST Alliance or known affiliates. |
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Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
971
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:20:00 -
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Shitposters like this make me laugh. I'm not entirely clear on the point of this, but I do have a sudden urge to jump in a catalyst and blow up a miner. Twitter! - @AzamiNevinyrall I'm half expecting a ban for this post. |
Dervinus
Slopes for the Slope Throne
164
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:22:00 -
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I agree OP, we should all team up and kill evil goonies with our t00nies. The manatee will not be able to withstand our combined might. o7 toonies |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
822
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:46:00 -
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Mistress Lilu wrote:WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you. WAKE UP. It's summer. I'm trying to sleep in. Would you shut up and let me sleep, jeez. Toshiro Ozuwara > GOon cowards come fight Toshiro Ozuwara > Oh wait, you only camp when you got numberssss
I would fully support account bans by ccp for meta type stuff like this. |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1556
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:49:00 -
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This thread.
It's bad. I mean yeah, "GOOOOONS" and all that. But really? This sort of thread makes me want to join them, just for the off chance I might get to pod the OP.
500 million recruitment fee sent. Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
198
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:05:00 -
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Harvester of eyes, that's me And I see all there is to see When I look inside your head Right up front to the back of your skull
Well that's my sign that you are dead My list for you checks off as null I'm the harvester of eyes
I'm the eyeman of tv With my ocular tb I need all the peepers I can find Inside the barn where you find the hay
Just last week I took a ride So high on eyes I almost lost my way I'm the harvester of eyes
Harvester of eyes, that's me harvester of eyes And I see all there is to see harvester of eyes When I look inside your head harvester of eyes Right up front to the back of your skull harvester of eyes
Harvester of eyes
My-my-my-my-my My-my-my-my-my My-my-my-my-my-my I'm the harvester of eyes I'm just walkin' down the street I see a garbage can, I pick it up I look through all the garbage To see if there are any eyes inside I'll put 'em in my pink leather bag And take all their eye balls And I bleed with 'em As I plead with their eyes all night So if you see me walkin' down the street You'd better get out of the way And put on your eye glasses 'cause I'm gonna take your eyes home with me "You are even dumber than everyone says." - Kristopher Rocancourt
Tell The Others |
Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
486
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:07:00 -
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Lykouleon wrote:Mistress Lilu wrote:WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you. WAKE UP. It's summer. I'm trying to sleep in. Would you shut up and let me sleep, jeez.
I heard there are still structure to grind. No sleep for you!!! |
Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc. Test Alliance Please Ignore
431
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:07:00 -
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The ****.... |
RomeStar
Empire Investments Logistics
176
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:14:00 -
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Goon Test War who gives a #$%^ Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
Steve Spooner
Mordu's Military Industrial Command Circle-Of-Two
85
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:45:00 -
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Test alt best alt. |
Grandpa Bill
Twin Lakes Retirement Home
510
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:45:00 -
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You know bein on the sidelines of a war or a fight in general has its advantages and thats the way I like to be. You see back in the day you had this conflict or this war and personally I dont like to get mixed up in such things. If its someone else doin the fightin and it dosnt involve me, then why should I join in?
But in my era we did what we had to do and that was that.
This reminds me of a story about this lady down the hall and her fight with a nurse. You see we have this there male nurse here at the home who thinks he is a doctor. Well most of the time he is correct, well some of the time I suppose. There were this one time he gave me some milk of magnesia when I were not feelin too good and I tell you what. That there almost put me in the hospital! I was runnin to the bathroom like that bolt fella runs on the tv! Well come to find out what he gave me was wrong and the Doctor couldn't understand what he were doin to think that it would help. But I told him, that fella nurse is only human and he cant always be right. He even told me he were sorry fer makin a mistake, but I told him it were int he past and that was that.
My Son is coming in today to pay the medical bills here. I'm going to keep an eye out fer him because last time he didn't stay to visit! So Im going to sit up front and see when he gets here. My Grandson Billy comes by quite often. That boy is growin up fast I tell ya. He used to ride his bike down to see me when I lived at the house down the road from him but since my son thought it best I say here, it made it harder on the boy. Well this summer he got himself a motorbike that he can zip across town on it and now I get to see the boy quite often. He's a good kid. Grandpa Bill |
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Embarado
State War Academy Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:48:00 -
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Grandpa Bill wrote:You know bein on the sidelines of a war or a fight in general has its advantages and thats the way I like to be. You see back in the day you had this conflict or this war and personally I dont like to get mixed up in such things. If its someone else doin the fightin and it dosnt involve me, then why should I join in?
But in my era we did what we had to do and that was that.
This reminds me of a story about this lady down the hall and her fight with a nurse. You see we have this there male nurse here at the home who thinks he is a doctor. Well most of the time he is correct, well some of the time I suppose. There were this one time he gave me some milk of magnesia when I were not feelin too good and I tell you what. That there almost put me in the hospital! I was runnin to the bathroom like that bolt fella runs on the tv! Well come to find out what he gave me was wrong and the Doctor couldn't understand what he were doin to think that it would help. But I told him, that fella nurse is only human and he cant always be right. He even told me he were sorry fer makin a mistake, but I told him it were int he past and that was that.
My Son is coming in today to pay the medical bills here. I'm going to keep an eye out fer him because last time he didn't stay to visit! So Im going to sit up front and see when he gets here. My Grandson Billy comes by quite often. That boy is growin up fast I tell ya. He used to ride his bike down to see me when I lived at the house down the road from him but since my son thought it best I say here, it made it harder on the boy. Well this summer he got himself a motorbike that he can zip across town on it and now I get to see the boy quite often. He's a good kid.
GAS OP, REPLACE WITH MORE GRANDPA BILL "there is no old system anymore" -CCP BunnyVirus |
EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp Goonswarm Federation
865
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:51:00 -
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the test alts are really out in force |
Wodensun
ZeroSec
110
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:19:00 -
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Your weird.. Do not give me likes them 101 likes arent a accident... |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
397
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:29:00 -
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You know, I am the hi-sec master race and scoff at the neck beard goons.
But, reading this was like watching a liberal arts major trying to sound deep....just....pain....full...
Just stop. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
198
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:34:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:You know, I am the hi-sec master race
Last of a dying race then?
Nah, I kid because I care
"You are even dumber than everyone says." - Kristopher Rocancourt
Tell The Others |
Kaylyis
Occupational Hazzard Get Off My Lawn
82
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:52:00 -
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I was at least hoping for some creativity in the accusatory propaganda. This is like watching a five year old trying to taunt an adult.
I'd give this troll a rating, but no. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1898
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Posted - 2013.06.11 19:25:00 -
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your master is a monster born of a yolkless egg he has dominion over animals he walks the world entrail diviner and when the stars are right he locks the door behind the door behind the door the milky way abyss inclines the seven years of labor for the instruments of time
Your master is a monster And gentlemanly too Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Adunh Slavy
944
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Posted - 2013.06.11 19:27:00 -
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Enough already |
Sirane Elrek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
173
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Posted - 2013.06.11 19:34:00 -
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Mistress Lilu wrote:How does it feel to bleed while your master parties at E3!! i only bleed because i tried to kill myself so i won't have to read any more of this **** |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1565
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Posted - 2013.06.11 19:44:00 -
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Grandpa Bill wrote:You know bein on the sidelines of a war or a fight in general has its advantages and thats the way I like to be. You see back in the day you had this conflict or this war and personally I dont like to get mixed up in such things. If its someone else doin the fightin and it dosnt involve me, then why should I join in?
But in my era we did what we had to do and that was that.
This reminds me of a story about this lady down the hall and her fight with a nurse. You see we have this there male nurse here at the home who thinks he is a doctor. Well most of the time he is correct, well some of the time I suppose. There were this one time he gave me some milk of magnesia when I were not feelin too good and I tell you what. That there almost put me in the hospital! I was runnin to the bathroom like that bolt fella runs on the tv! Well come to find out what he gave me was wrong and the Doctor couldn't understand what he were doin to think that it would help. But I told him, that fella nurse is only human and he cant always be right. He even told me he were sorry fer makin a mistake, but I told him it were int he past and that was that.
My Son is coming in today to pay the medical bills here. I'm going to keep an eye out fer him because last time he didn't stay to visit! So Im going to sit up front and see when he gets here. My Grandson Billy comes by quite often. That boy is growin up fast I tell ya. He used to ride his bike down to see me when I lived at the house down the road from him but since my son thought it best I say here, it made it harder on the boy. Well this summer he got himself a motorbike that he can zip across town on it and now I get to see the boy quite often. He's a good kid.
Damnit Bill, we told you - you can't sit up here and pester the folks coming in and out. Go back to your room and take your meds. Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
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