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Kalissis
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:14:00 -
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Hello fellow EVE Players! "Farms and Fields" as previously announced and concepted by "The Mittani" is now out in version 2.0.
If you like a carebear driven gameplay, creating and taking care of your farm animals and watching them grow, join now the fight in Fountain!
We the players (PL, TEST, Goonswarm, NC. and many others) are inviting you to pretend with us there is fun to be had and sit wating in TIDI 1% for your rockets to hit (unless you prefer insta hit weapons, then it's waiting for the damage to appear).
Expansion "Fams and Field: Two Point Zero" now including new pretended "Fountain grab" and war for ISK (or as called by the leadership, RL income) is fun for the whole family! So bring your daughters, too! Especially in the times of feminin EVE-Players depression.
Contact TEST leadership (Exact HowTo) and join the FUN TODAY! |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
1162
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:17:00 -
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You sound upset. Your post should be in CAOD forums.
Personnel Division Director --áBene Gesserit Chapterhouse "The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another." - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
2038
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:18:00 -
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Congratulations! TEST is now more obnoxious than the Goons ever were. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
29
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:18:00 -
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Technically it's 10% tidi. Not 1%
I would love to say it's kind of like The Matrix, with a lot of cool slo-mo explosions and bullets flying everywhere, but it isn't.
It's like watching two giant trains collide in slow-motion, which is far more amusing. Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? |
0Lona 0ltor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
50
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:20:00 -
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I was hoping to get back to SOV grinding nullsec but I'm just not sure I have the raw PVP skill required to orbit someone on my watch list at 4km, while pressing F1 on names that some one called FC says over team speak. I've only just managed to tell the difference between warp to & jump while arriving at gates.
I'm off to practice orbiting & pressing f1 on things, when I have the extreme PVP skills to be a null blob bear I'll join the fight for or against goons & brag about the shittest area of PVP that eve has to offer : large scale allince SOV warfare. YEah! \0/ Who can resist joing massive allinces for some SOV grinding action at 1% TDI?
I'm off to make some cofee while, my ship locks & then I'll spend the day disregarding my wife & kids welfare over a ****** POS, Station or POCO. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2134
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:25:00 -
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TEST thread, please ignore.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1084
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:31:00 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Congratulations! TEST is now more obnoxious than the Goons ever were.
that sir is a bold statement... one that cannot be proven. There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... Hybrid tech I ammo boost |
Prince Kobol
792
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:39:00 -
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0Lona 0ltor wrote:I was hoping to get back to SOV grinding nullsec but I'm just not sure I have the raw PVP skill required to orbit someone on my watch list at 4km, while pressing F1 on names that some one called FC says over team speak. I've only just managed to tell the difference between warp to & jump while arriving at gates.
I'm off to practice orbiting & pressing f1 on things, when I have the extreme PVP skills to be a null blob bear I'll join the fight for or against goons & brag about the shittest area of PVP that eve has to offer : large scale allince SOV warfare. YEah! \0/ Who can resist joing massive allinces for some SOV grinding action at 1% TDI?
I'm off to make some cofee while, my ship locks & then I'll spend the day disregarding my wife & kids welfare over a ****** POS, Station or POCO & when it leaves reinforcement I can do some more welfare abandoning.
One of the best posts I have ever read |
Kalissis
32
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Posted - 2013.06.12 15:40:00 -
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As of today we added new features "Farm and Fields: Two Point One" :
- "Leave your brain offline"
containing interesting and never before seen action while as simple as pressing F1 while orbiting your FC! No worries, you'll have all the time to press F1 since it's TIDI 1%.
- "Walp a Goku Fleet"
a new concept for the worst ship in EVE to use without Cloak or Bomb Launcher: THE BOMBER! Get in and use a ship comepletely wrong, see how the ELITE of EVE is doing it here. Be as elite as PL!
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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
4261
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Posted - 2013.06.12 16:40:00 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Congratulations! TEST is now more obnoxious than the Goons ever were. What do you mean "now"? To carve a successful niche for yourself in EVE you need to be able to out sell, out produce, out fight,-á out run, or out wit your competitors. If you can do none of the above, your only option is to complain on the forums that somehow you are at a disadvantage using the exact same tool set-áas the rest of the player base. |
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Riot Girl
Thundercats The Initiative.
1042
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Posted - 2013.06.12 16:44:00 -
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What happened to the whole idea of going down with a good fight? Where is the the dignity in this? Oh god. |
Spurty
V0LTA Verge of Collapse
881
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Posted - 2013.06.12 16:49:00 -
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Dignity is an anagram of 'TiDi Gyn'.
I'm laughing more than I should. --- GÇ£If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.GÇ¥ GÇò Philip K. **** |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
403
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Posted - 2013.06.12 17:46:00 -
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Test and goons AKA known as the special Olympics. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2013.06.12 18:15:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:AKA known as
heh |
Directive 51
Operation Dark Winter
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Posted - 2013.06.12 18:24:00 -
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You can blame the broken mechanics of power projection for you mess right now. Enjoy.
Join Operation Dark Winter for constant frigate free for all action against corp members. Applications are being accepted now! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
418
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Posted - 2013.06.12 18:25:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:Test and goons AKA known as the special Olympics.
I am a fan of the Special Olympics. I like to see people who are disadvantaged in life rise up and succeed through hard work and determination. I surely hope you mean your comment in the best possible way. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
2377
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Posted - 2013.06.12 18:27:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:Test and goons AKA known as the special Olympics.
I'll just leave this here.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4461
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Posted - 2013.06.12 19:50:00 -
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Im sure there was a point to this thread somewhere.... Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
490
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Posted - 2013.06.12 19:59:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Im sure there was a point to this thread somewhere....
2nd line, 10th character. |
Kalissis
32
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:35:00 -
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Frostys Virpio wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Im sure there was a point to this thread somewhere.... 2nd line, 10th character.
if you dont find one still, here: . |
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ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
68
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:37:00 -
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Thread has been moved to Features & Ideas Discussion. ISD Tyrozan Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Omnathious Deninard
The Scope Gallente Federation
1162
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Posted - 2013.06.12 20:41:00 -
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ISD Tyrozan wrote:Thread has been moved to Features & Ideas Discussion. Why did you pollute the F&I forums with this? Ideas for Drone ImprovementTwitter Account-á @Omnathious |
Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1953
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Posted - 2013.06.12 21:08:00 -
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ISD Tyrozan wrote:Thread has been moved to Features & Ideas Discussion.
lawl Titans were never meant to be "cost effective", its a huge ****.-á- CCP Oveur, 2006
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |
Dersen Lowery
Laurentson INC StructureDamage
550
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Posted - 2013.06.12 21:15:00 -
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You know it's bad when the ISDs are trolling. 8/10 Tyrozan.
But, uh, here we are, so, uh... any ideas for ~Farms and Fields 2: the Farmening~? How about repurposing DUST vehicles into crop sprayers and combines to take PI to the next level?
Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables. |
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
331
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Posted - 2013.06.12 23:15:00 -
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Ohgod, as if we don't have enough stinky catshit.
I say that, but I'm laughing. I'm not sure why. |
Kalissis
33
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Posted - 2013.06.13 01:16:00 -
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ISD Tyrozan wrote:Thread has been moved to Features & Ideas Discussion.
Now wtf is this, srysly Its an INVITE thread not a feature discussion!!!! We have Farms and Fields 2.1 out already nothing to discuss, just watch all the glorious battles for our ISKIES that is not really happening.
I request, no I DEMAND you move it back or I will wirte a petition about abusing rights at this forum. |
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
331
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Posted - 2013.06.13 01:36:00 -
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I don't altogether know what we did to deserve this. |
Tchulen
Trumpets and Bookmarks The Volition Cult
432
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:44:00 -
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Ok, ok, which one of you shat in ISD Tyrozan's dinner? Come on... own up.
But yeah, the others have a point, this isn't actually a feature or idea from what I can tell. It appears to be a post suggesting people help Test out against the undeniable juggernaut that is the Goons, on the surface. Whilst I sympathise with Test since The Mittani publicly announced "We iz gunna nick your stuff" to them I hardly see any justification for moving this post here unless you (ISD Tyrozan) did it purely "for the lolz" or just to get it away from anyone who would actually care about it.
Under the surface, it's posted by an obvious alt and the link goes to a rather anti-Test post on News24 (of a rather dubious nature) and so this could quite easily be a rather lame attempt at Goon propaganda. If so, this is probably the best place for it as it will be taken as seriously as it should be taken, here. ie, not at all. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
2564
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Posted - 2013.06.13 10:47:00 -
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I am moving this to In-Game Events, which is where it belongs (kinda). New Eden Community Representative GÇ+ New Eden Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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0Lona 0ltor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
57
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:57:00 -
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Dear Dev or ISD please move this thread again & dump it into someone else back yard :) |
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