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Effect One
Vengeful Swan
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Posted - 2013.06.14 11:15:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't grow old, he levels up. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
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Posted - 2013.06.14 11:21:00 -
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chucknorris.com Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Hrothgar Nilsson
Black Guards
349
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Posted - 2013.06.14 11:41:00 -
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Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1917
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Posted - 2013.06.14 11:44:00 -
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Chuck Norris meme-books are filed under 'non-fiction' at the library. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.06.14 12:32:00 -
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The world was 2D until Chuck Norris bent in into the 3d dimension. The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
294
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Posted - 2013.06.14 14:10:00 -
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My favorite of all time will always be: Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1944
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Posted - 2013.06.14 15:45:00 -
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I refuse to partake in Chuck Norris Facts until that man grows his beard back. Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1920
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Posted - 2013.06.14 17:48:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:I refuse to partake in Chuck Norris Facts until that man grows his beard back. He was hungry - so he pounded it in and bit it off on the inside. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.06.14 18:02:00 -
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Via Twitter today:
Most Manly Man, Ever GÇÅ @perform 8h
Chuck Norris? Never heard of her.
and......
Most Manly Man, Ever GÇÅ@perform 8h
He has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
13128
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Posted - 2013.06.14 18:56:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:I refuse to partake in Chuck Norris Facts until that man grows his beard back.
http://youtu.be/0X_XxDbkXio "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.14 20:07:00 -
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Chuck Norris' wife once asked him 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?'. He swiftly roudhouse kicked her for having rhymed in his presence. A week later when he finally got the joke, the blast from his laugh leveled 2 city blocks.
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can give a woman an orgasm simply by pointing at her and saying BOOYAH. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.06.14 20:09:00 -
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An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object, then Chuck Norris beats the sh*t ouf of them. The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1923
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Posted - 2013.06.15 06:11:00 -
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his own head. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Zhula Guixgrixks
Increasing Success by Lowering Expectations
42
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Posted - 2013.06.15 21:57:00 -
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"Mr.President, It's Chuck Norris..." 0ccupational Hazzard --> check out the true love story-á |
Hrothgar Nilsson
Black Guards
352
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Posted - 2013.06.15 22:04:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Chuck Norris' wife once asked him 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?' I think the answer to that one is "all the wood." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8 |
Hrothgar Nilsson
Black Guards
352
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Posted - 2013.06.15 22:05:00 -
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There's no such thing as global warming -- Chuck Norris felt a little cold and turned up the sun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8 |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
421
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Posted - 2013.06.16 22:52:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:I refuse to partake in Chuck Norris Facts until that man grows his beard back.
He wanted to be mortal for a while. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Sabriz Adoudel
Federal Defense Union
437
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Posted - 2013.06.17 01:02:00 -
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In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks You
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1924
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Posted - 2013.06.17 04:27:00 -
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Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1948
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:30:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:Micheal Dietrich wrote:I refuse to partake in Chuck Norris Facts until that man grows his beard back. He wanted to be mortal for a while.
The questions remains is what metal out there is strong enough to withstand the beard of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has to change barbers often due to the deadly reflexes his beard has when it feels threatened.
Gah! No! I cannot partake in these yet! Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.17 20:05:00 -
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There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1931
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Posted - 2013.06.17 20:51:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote: The questions remains is what metal out there is strong enough to withstand the beard of Chuck Norris.
This has been answered: He pounds his beard in with his fist, and bites it off on the inside.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.06.17 21:23:00 -
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Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, and Jean-Claude van Damme walk into a bar. What does the bartender say? |
Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Tribal Band
706
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Posted - 2013.06.18 16:02:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, and Jean-Claude van Damme walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?
evening chuck, ladies .. |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
614
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Posted - 2013.06.18 17:43:00 -
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Hrothgar Nilsson wrote:Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.
With this in mind I am going to modify an old joke.
Three men were sitting in a life boat. Normal Joe, Jesus, and Chick Norris.
The three men introduced each other. Joe and Chuck both said the third man was not Jesus and that he needed to prove himself.
Jesus stood up, said that he would walk on water, stepped out of the boat, and he immediately sank. As he climbed back into the boat, both Joe and Chuck said, "See, you are not Jesus."
Jesus responds, "I would like to see you walk on water with holes in your feet."
Chuck then stood up, pulled out his .44 and summarily shot a hole in each foot, stepped out of the boat and as he was walking to the shore he told the other two that they best start swimming. |
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