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RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:20:00 -
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Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :) |
Ruze
Next Stage Initiative Trans-Stellar Industries
351
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:36:00 -
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RAIN Arthie wrote:Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)
I was personally threatened with a DDOS attack while I was still in the military.
They were going to bust up my IP.
I was living on a military base.
How could that plan have gone wrong? If you're driven to threaten others with harm or violence because of what they do in game, you can't separate fantasy from reality. That "griefer/thief" is probably more sane than you are. How screwed up is that? |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1464
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:36:00 -
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"I'll show you a picture of my moobs if you don't stop". Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
Riot Girl
Thundercats The Initiative.
1094
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:38:00 -
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I've never been threatened. I think I get most hate from creepy stalker types who lurk in the shadows. Maybe I'm just imagining it. Oh god. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
367
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:41:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:I've never been threatened. I think I get most hate from creepy stalker types who lurk in the shadows. Maybe I'm just imagining it.
Im sure you are imagining it
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tell The Others |
Riot Girl
Thundercats The Initiative.
1094
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:43:00 -
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Probably, I couldn't care either way as long as they don't know who I am irl. Oh god. |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
23225
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:47:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:I've never been threatened. I think I get most hate from creepy stalker types who lurk in the shadows. Maybe I'm just imagining it.
Same here. Never got threatened.
But then again, whenever a victim convo'd me, I took care to have a long and good chat with them, both informative and funny. So in the end we would part our ways and this person would say something like "Good bye", "Fly Safe" or "Thank you".
Maybe that's just me being infernally evil, but blowing up a spaceship is no enough for me. I want the other pilot to thank me for it.
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3163
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:49:00 -
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An Australian dole bludger & his wife were going to hunt me down & bury me in a field after I awoxed their mining fleet & refused to buy them a new Orca. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |
Daveion Steel
6thsense Corp Broken Chains Alliance
2
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:50:00 -
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I had a guy threaten to fek me up the ar__se in lowsec near Provi, which all by itself is not that funny, Butt (pun intended) one of his corpies said "OHHHHH Baby !" in local imeadiately after, from that point on he tryed to defend his masculinity and the following local conversation cracked a couple of my ribs. I wish I still had the transcript.
D... |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
13376
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Posted - 2013.06.17 17:17:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:"I'll show you a picture of my moobs if you don't stop".
At that point I'd have stopped the ship,sat there for a few seconds, then warped away
Sense of humor counts for a lot to me "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |
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SKINE DMZ
The Scope Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2013.06.17 17:20:00 -
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Got offered to fly to the USA and get shot, was almost thinking of taking him up on thus kind offer.
Was called a ***** when I said I am not really going to fly to the USA to a specific place at a specific time to get shot.... |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
423
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Posted - 2013.06.17 18:37:00 -
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I threaten people, by forcing them to mine in a bestower. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
370
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Posted - 2013.06.17 18:44:00 -
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Ppl are always nice when blackmail me..and cheap to like give me 100mil or my corp will hunt yours day in and night and kill everyone in it..like rly? i wouldn't do that for a billion. http://i.imgur.com/1N37t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KTjFEt6.jpg I dont always fly stabber but when i do...
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ZeeWolf Novus
ZeeTech Inc
13
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Posted - 2013.06.17 19:01:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:I threaten people, by forcing them to mine in a bestower.
Ah the good old days. So many memories. |
Ziphis
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
17
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Posted - 2013.06.17 19:19:00 -
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Flying around NPC null I didn't got threatened per-say but I had obviously stumbled into a ratting/mining system and was linked
http://memedepot.com/uploads/2000/2394_rq3mid.jpg
Warning viewer discretion is advised |
Funky Lazers
Shin-Ra Ltd
270
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Posted - 2013.06.17 19:26:00 -
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Got threatened by this noob, I guess a lot of people received this message: "My client has hired me to hunt you specifically and your corp members. However being a business man I'm willing to make a deal, give me 100m isk to this account and i will make the contract go away.
You have 36 hours to send the isk."
Was laughing so hard I lost my voice. Whatever. |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
70
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Posted - 2013.06.18 01:06:00 -
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My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. |
Allieoren Sunji
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.06.18 01:36:00 -
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Hello!
Your Corp has been selected by me, a leader in TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE. surely you know of the recent war with the Goonswarm Federation, and as such we have started to recruit new allies. This works 2 ways! your corp may pay 200 million isk, or they may pay 50, and be set as blue for the war, if you decide to be set to blue and become new allies, you are to have your pilots report to KARAN and prepare to join fleets and battle. if you decline, we respect your bravery. However, Declining this will mean you and your corp will have war declared on them by TEST, and hunted down to be destroyed by more than 15000 members.
NOTE: If i do not hear back from you by Friday, then you WILL have war declared.
Thank you for your time and best wishes, -Shroomduck Aivo, Leader of TEST ALLIANCE Enforcement Squad Diplomatic relations. |
Oggat
The Adam's Family
24
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Posted - 2013.06.18 01:38:00 -
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They were all pretty funny now that I think about it. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
2649
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:04:00 -
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I was once threatened by a poor nubbin after I blew up his Bestower in low-sec. A year later and I'm still waiting for that high-sec alliance fleet to come down and "teach me a lesson." Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
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Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
644
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:07:00 -
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The James 315 gang in Abuddban repeatedly threatened to blow my ship up. Why?
Because I kept bumping them. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
558
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:23:00 -
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Nexus Day wrote:The James 315 gang in Abuddban repeatedly threatened to blow my ship up. Why?
Because I kept bumping them.
This is a thread of threats, not promises. Interfering with official New Order business is a crime. If you are guilty of this, you would deserve to have your internet spaceship blown up.
As far as threats I have received? The funniest ones I cannot post here in this family-friendly forum. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
850
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:36:00 -
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Allieoren Sunji wrote:Hello!
Your Corp has been selected by me, a leader in TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE. surely you know of the recent war with the Goonswarm Federation, and as such we have started to recruit new allies. This works 2 ways! your corp may pay 200 million isk, or they may pay 50, and be set as blue for the war, if you decide to be set to blue and become new allies, you are to have your pilots report to KARAN and prepare to join fleets and battle. if you decline, we respect your bravery. However, Declining this will mean you and your corp will have war declared on them by TEST, and hunted down to be destroyed by more than 15000 members.
NOTE: If i do not hear back from you by Friday, then you WILL have war declared.
Thank you for your time and best wishes, -Shroomduck Aivo, Leader of TEST ALLIANCE Enforcement Squad Diplomatic relations.
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
644
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:53:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:Nexus Day wrote:The James 315 gang in Abuddban repeatedly threatened to blow my ship up. Why?
Because I kept bumping them. This is a thread of threats, not promises. Interfering with official New Order business is a crime. If you are guilty of this, you would deserve to have your internet spaceship blown up. As far as threats I have received? The funniest ones I cannot post here in this family-friendly forum. Never happened no matter how much I dared them. But then I was in a combat ship bumping their ships, not some mining ship with paper thin tank. Guess the risk/reward just wasn't there for them.
I even offered to let them pay me to stop bumping them. Seemed right as they couldn't bump miners with me bumping them. You think they would have appreciated the sentiment. Anyway we all ended up getting a good laugh. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
736
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:59:00 -
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Not really "funny" i guess..or it was but still serious enough to make sure i avoided any interaction with the person again. Had to kick a member from the corp (long story) and he was not exactly happy about it. Next thing i knew i was getting a pretty detailed description on how he was going to find out were i lived, come with a baseball bat and beat me to death with it
For in-game threats.. Well... Had someone set me KOS because i refused to have cyber with him. Problem was that he happened to be IN the corp and me being very new to online gaming was convinced that i had done something wrong rejecting him and that he had a reason to threaten me Phoibe Enterprises official recruitment thread The Eve Reader - -áAudio Recordings of Eve Chronicles
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3188
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Posted - 2013.06.18 04:03:00 -
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NightCrawler 85 wrote:Had to kick a member from the corp (long story) and he was not exactly happy about it.
Please tell me more. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |
ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
1364
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Posted - 2013.06.18 04:11:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:Nexus Day wrote:The James 315 gang in Abuddban repeatedly threatened to blow my ship up. Why?
Because I kept bumping them. This is a thread of threats, not promises. Interfering with official New Order business is a crime. If you are guilty of this, you would deserve to have your internet spaceship blown up. As far as threats I have received? The funniest ones I cannot post here in this family-friendly forum. Yeah yeah, can you also tell them to blow up my ship. I want to see them try to actually engage in PvP. You should be notified if someone quotes your post so you can continue the argument! |
Bloody Wench
547
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:15:00 -
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These are the mails I got after a paultry 500k bounty I placed on someone raging in jita local about scammers.
Quote: HAHAHAHAHAH From: NAVATORON Sent: 2012.12.06 19:50 To: Bloody Wench,
500,000 on my head HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your a 0 kill 1 loss Players thats almost 2 years old HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA My and my alta lofty29 will be looking for you.. Its Ganking time!!!!!
500,000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
HAHHAHAMORON From: NAVATORON Sent: 2012.12.06 19:54 To: Bloody Wench,
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! LMFAO AT YOU .. that all you got moron.. Do you even know how Bounty works? Seems you dont moron!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LMFAO KID
Re: Re: HAHHAHAMORON From: NAVATORON Sent: 2012.12.06 20:06 To: Bloody Wench,
HAHAHHAHAH>.. it took you that long to find that page HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOu cant even copy a link the right way HAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just found you with a locator aget.. Coming for you kid HAHAHHAHAHAH
I never did hear back from him. Shame, I thought we were going to have a long relationship. |
NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
736
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:39:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:NightCrawler 85 wrote:Had to kick a member from the corp (long story) and he was not exactly happy about it. Please tell me more.
When i say long i mean really long...As in over a couple of months.. And now that i have finished the post, i fail at making short posts
Basically he was a real life friend of a long term corp member, brand new. As in..no clue about anything, not even finished the trial yet at that point. We had just joined a new alliance the same day and neither the CEO or my self could be around due to real life stuff, so instead this brand new player goes to the alliance leadership to speak on our behalf, and the alliance leadership has no idea who he is and thinks he is an alt of a director. Well...an hour or so later i managed to get online, and with some damage control later it got taken care off, but got some rage from the new member because he felt it was his right to be a part of director/CEO meetings within the alliance.
Sure, this happens, new player being overly exited and underestimating how complicated the game is,grind my teeth and at least try to explain how politics in EVE works (explaining that to someone who does not yet understand the very basics of EVE can be aggravating to say it mildly). And of course, still getting a pissy attitude, because he was smart enough to get it without any help or explanation.
Over the next month or so he kept trying to get into closed meetings, but now the alliance leadership knew his character name and that he was not an alt of one of the directors or the CEO so that failed. So instead he started to bad mouth the corp in alliance chat and in private chats with the alliance directors as soon as the corps leadership was not online (this is when that alt you never really use or make public even if its in the corp comes in handy ). Some of the chats i saw, and some of the chat logs i received was.. amusing to say the least. And of course the alliance leaders had just as much fun with it as we did because he really did not make any sense.
To give an example on how his "mind set" worked.. We were camping a gate or something (cant remember anymore) and we were waiting for an attack. There was one of the alliance directors he really liked and admired and he obviously wanted to protect him. So there he was sitting shouting in chat that "I will orbit you so they will hit me instead of you!" (please note that he was always right and everyone else was wrong, even about basic game mechanics )
Anyway..his attitude got worse and worse, and corp members and alliance members alike started to become miserable having him around and put up with his attitude. Since he was a real life friend of a corp member (who had gone inactive the week after this person joined) we had put up with it for much longer then we should. At this point i should also mention that he had also started to trash talk the rest of the alliance leadership when they were offline as well.
Ironically enough he had gotten close to another CEO that we knew, but was not in the alliance (at that time) and they had applied to join the alliance about 24 hours before. So i talked to the member in question, a lot of whining and then a nice...well lets just say that his farewell message in alliance chat would make the forum admin sigh and get ready to remove parts of the post. I had already removed his roles the day before, so he could leave instantly. What neither him (or me) knew was that as soon as he realized he was getting kicked he had applied to the other corp that was joining the alliance, and their 24 hour timer to join the alliance was up about 2 minutes before. So his good bye message was followed by a very confused sentence with even more harsh language the forum admins would not approve off before he left that corp
You would think that was the end of it.. but no. The CEO that just joined talked to me about the member in question, felt secure he could control him, then convinced him to rejoin that corp. That lasted for about 2 weeks or so before he was kicked (or left, cant remember which), and then he joined the corp that had created the alliance! Of course this lead to some..well lets just say that he felt that he had archived something great, and tried to..well in his mind..rub my face in his victory and kept trash talking us within the alliance but dident take long before he started to trash talk them as well and cause issues within the new corp. If i remember correctly he got kicked from this one.
I first heard from him a couple of weeks later. Back then i used to have many of the corp members on MSN/Skype so that they could get a hold of me if needed and his real life friend had me on MSN. So the member had gone over to his house, his real life friend had fallen asleep and he gave me the very detailed description on how he was going to kill me because i kicked him from the corp and supposedly ruining his enjoyment of EVE because i removed him from the only place he enjoyed him self
As far as i know he still plays, so getting removed from the corp cant have been that bad This was back in 2007 so a bit hard to remember all the details and so on, but yea..thats basically a rough summary, sorry for how long it became
Phoibe Enterprises official recruitment thread The Eve Reader - -áAudio Recordings of Eve Chronicles
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Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
209
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:42:00 -
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RAIN Arthie wrote:Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)
I ninja salvaged some idiot doing a level four mission. He said he would declare war on me. I'm still waiting for that Caldari Provisions war dec. By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it! |
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