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Dachhan
Pnex Pwn Squad
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Posted - 2013.06.19 17:01:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:Back when Titans had their old Area of Effect doomsdays...
*I jump into system with fleet* FC: Alright everyone... set up the camp here at (null-sec gate)!! Random: CYNO!!! *BEEeeooooooooowwwwFEEEEEESH!!!!!!* *BEEeeooooooooowwwwFEEEEEESH!!!!!!* FC: Two Titans in! Scatter!! Me: Oooooo... they're so... BIG... FC: Scatter you nub!! Me: Hey... why are they glowing like tha-- *POOF**splat*
This is why I love eve.. Awesome man |
Dachhan
Pnex Pwn Squad
0
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Posted - 2013.06.19 17:08:00 -
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Yes.. this is great stuff. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin Amarrian Commandos
1139
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Posted - 2013.06.19 17:16:00 -
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yey immortalized in omgrawr forever! \o/ Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
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Are deth
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.06.19 19:54:00 -
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You sir are awesome! Thank you for the link. |
K'hanesh Lor'al
The Golden Knights EDEN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.19 21:31:00 -
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Noob questions are funny, but Vet questions are even funnier.
About 6 months into me playing, myself and our former CEO and some noobs were running some lvl 4's, and I explained to our noobs about locking multiple targets at one.
Noob1: "Oh! I get it, thanks!"
Noob2: "How many ships can you lock at once?"
Me: "Depends on several different skills, the hull of the ship, and a few select mods."
CEO: "Khan!?! WTF you talking about!?!? Stop talking **** to the recruits! Show me a ship that can lock more than 7 targets at once, Jeez!"
*awkward silence*
Me: *links Paladin*
*awkward silence*
CEO: "Oh."
Funnier because he was an 07 player. |
DauntlessK
Research Industry Mining and Support Gatekeepers Universe
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Posted - 2013.06.19 21:41:00 -
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Not exactly a noob question but I forgot about this until reading over some hilarious quotes on omgrawr.
(local chat) Explorer guy > Want a location for a small gravy site? random local dude > sausage or brown? random local dude > are biscuits involved? |
Rath Kelbore
The Six-Pack Syndicate Hashashin Cartel
384
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Posted - 2013.06.19 23:24:00 -
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Cat Troll wrote:I remember going into a level 4 with my CEO. Mind you I was a total nub, I was in an Incursus, he was supposed to get all the agro and then I come in and take care of frigates. Problem is that I forgot the part where he is supposed to get all the agro, I got through a gate without my CEO and before my computer could even react... splat.
I would also stop while fighting people because I thought that makes it easier to hit them.
That last part isn't necessarily incorrect. I plan on living forever.......so far, so good. |
ShadowFire15
Legio Geminatus Gentlemen's Agreement
83
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Posted - 2013.06.19 23:33:00 -
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saw this in a help chat waaaay back. thought it was funny.
"Guys...... I swear I saw an Orca give birth to a hulk.... There was one player name for the orca, and then another name appeared for the hulk..... I'm just not sure how one does that..." Stan Smith had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday |
DauntlessK
Research Industry Mining and Support Gatekeepers Universe
16
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Posted - 2013.06.20 00:11:00 -
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Here's a few gems:
On warping into his first mission: noob> What are all these red crosses? Are those health packs I can pick up?
noob2> Can someone tell me how to cancel a self destruct in the next 10 seconds please?
noob3> Where can I find epic items in this game?? |
DauntlessK
Research Industry Mining and Support Gatekeepers Universe
16
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Posted - 2013.06.20 00:14:00 -
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noob> npcs are talking to me in local noob> in green font ?? noob> is that normal ? |
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DauntlessK
Research Industry Mining and Support Gatekeepers Universe
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Posted - 2013.06.21 22:38:00 -
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noob> There are tons of red crosses in my mission, but the healthpacks won't heal me when I run over them. Is my game broken? |
Rhapsodae
Bedlam Escapees Silent Requiem
35
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Posted - 2013.06.21 22:48:00 -
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"my guildmaster told me the questgivers where here, but i dont see any question marks"
I seriously enjoy this thread, keep them comming and i might end up getting some on Jitters 4-4 Jitters 4-4: Eve Online Comic. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4690
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:27:00 -
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Is there a better ship than the Catalyst? My lazers dont seem to reach very far. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
288
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:33:00 -
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Not much of a question but very interesting:
(after being asked if he ate paint chips as a kid)
Nub > no i ate me hair to help the connectivity in my brain by ripping out my hair im now schizophrenic it a real disorder but not nearly as bad as your blue anal waffles !!
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Kiarra Steele
SYNDAX CORPORATION Yulai Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:34:00 -
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I cant think of any new ones but all of this thread has me cackling like a paedo at a boy scouts meeting. |
Caldari Citizen 20120308
State War Academy Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:35:00 -
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I'm not going to lie, when i started I was wondering how people were able to fly to a stargate at 0. I would always autopilot to a stargate b/c for some reason I thought I would get "lost" in space haha. My question, "how do you warp to a stargate at 0" lol
That's of course like my second day playing. |
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
659
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:45:00 -
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"Do you think EvE will ever have Pandas?" This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Arch Stanton's Neighbour
Forceful Resource Acquisition Inc
47
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:55:00 -
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Quote:Just a quick question. There seems to be numbers at the bottom on my screen that appear to go up randomly. They don't seem special, white text, normal font, just numbers sitting there going up every now and then.
Do I have a reason to be worried or is it a glitch?
from here |
Kusum Fawn
State War Academy Caldari State
337
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:55:00 -
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is a pod good for mining,
i have this thing that i want to put on my ship but i cant cause it says not enough cpu is a Modulated Strip Miner II good for a incursis? Its not possible to please all the people all the time, but it sure as hell is possible to Displease all the people, most of the time.
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Mytai Gengod
Sebees
26
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Posted - 2013.06.22 00:49:00 -
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Looking back on my own question from 4 months ago is pretty funny:
Why aren't wasd working? |
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DauntlessK
Research Industry Mining and Support Gatekeepers Universe
24
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Posted - 2013.06.22 00:54:00 -
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Mytai Gengod wrote:Looking back on my own question from 4 months ago is pretty funny:
Why aren't wasd working?
Ah yes! The classic WASD question! I completely forgot about that! Thank you! |
DauntlessK
Research Industry Mining and Support Gatekeepers Universe
24
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Posted - 2013.06.22 02:40:00 -
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How do i change my ships color? |
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