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Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
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Posted - 2013.06.24 08:22:00 -
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I was in my JF getting ready to make a jump, Everything was in place for the jump So I start spooling up the jump drive, Everything seems to be nominal when it makes the jump.
Except that I notice that I haven't actually jumped anywhere, I was still in the exact same system, in the exact same spot as before the jump. everything was still reading as nominal.
I fired up the jump drive again, it spooled up and the same thing happened.
The moment after the jump drive came to a shuddering halt I got an electromagnetic disturbance warning in the cargo hold. I quickly pull up the cargo bay camera feeds.
"Do not jump again" was written on the cargo bay wall in what looked like nanite paste. The metal around the letters was starting to peel and droop, Indicative of nanite paste exposure.
I dock up for some diagnostics.
people are acting strange inside of the station. I went to get some food. But they were only serving rotten, moldy and putrid food.
a pod was in the hallway, it was bent and broken pod goo leaking out, its occupant still inside, from the sound of it the pilot was thrashing around inside of the pod as if he was having a seizure. from time to time he would mutter "I.....feel fine....i feel fine." or "un....undock"
down the hallway an engineer was "working" on a conduit. he was trying to plug his implants into the station's power grid.
Further along wasn't much better people were lying face down while 3 security officers paced around them.
"STAY ASLEEP" they would say whenever they saw someone move
"ITS TIME TO BE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW" they said.
I walked past the guards quickly, they lost interest in me nearly instantly.
There were people who had their limbs replaced with random objects.
one person had a coat rack for a leg.
another had their fingers replaced with wires.
and another who got his head replaced by a security camera.
the camera man was standing perfectly still, camera swiveling on his neck as he watched the others. When he saw me he swiveled and focused on me. the green light around his lens turned red.
I woke up again and I was back in my jump freighter, Camera man sitting next to me. Staring at me. Lens still red. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
Scorsigaar
The Tall Order Silent Infinity
25
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Posted - 2013.06.24 08:27:00 -
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*puff puff pass* |
Saheed Cha'chris'ra
Krautz WH Exploration and Production LiVingInTheBoX
83
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Posted - 2013.06.24 08:32:00 -
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Weirdo. |
Xearal
Black Thorne Corporation The Cursed Few
586
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Posted - 2013.06.24 08:37:00 -
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Scorsigaar wrote:*puff puff pass*
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Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
600
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Posted - 2013.06.24 08:50:00 -
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would almost read again. "I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. *snipped* Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne" ... Because of Falcon. |
Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Nulli Legio
456
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Posted - 2013.06.24 08:54:00 -
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My dream last night involved me being run over by a forklift. I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1258
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Posted - 2013.06.24 10:00:00 -
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Alex Grison's Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
885
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Posted - 2013.06.24 11:02:00 -
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Nice stuff, keep up.
My dream was a bit different, Zeta Jones was involved etc so it's too personal to make it public *removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Karsa Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
226
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Posted - 2013.06.24 11:15:00 -
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Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:Nice stuff, keep up. My dream was a bit different, Zeta Jones was involved etc so it's too personal to make it public
Beware, such dreams might result in imaginary throat cancer! |
ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
1366
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Posted - 2013.06.24 11:24:00 -
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Thanks OP! Now I'm going to have nightmares! You should be notified if someone quotes your post so you can continue the argument! |
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2206
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Posted - 2013.06.24 11:51:00 -
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I'm gonna leave this link here, just in case....
What You Need to Know About Drugs: LSD - KidsHealth
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
TheButcherPete
The James Gang SpaceMonkey's Alliance
283
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Posted - 2013.06.24 15:28:00 -
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I thought my dreams about World of Tanks were weird...
no, not at all compared to THIS guy THE KING OF EVE RADIO
ElQuirko is my son |
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
1127
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Posted - 2013.06.24 15:33:00 -
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Xearal wrote:Scorsigaar wrote:*puff puff pass* Pass the derche to the left hand side... An' then [email protected], he come scramblin outta theTerminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system'scrashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children' |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1552
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Posted - 2013.06.24 15:43:00 -
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Ramona? Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
777
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Posted - 2013.06.24 17:39:00 -
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Xearal wrote:Scorsigaar wrote:*puff puff pass*
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KnowUsByTheDead
Knights of the Dark Rose
127
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Posted - 2013.06.24 19:13:00 -
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Listen, I am totally gonna bogart this ****, and tell you that I have been there man. *puff* I mean *cough* we all have, dude. The best thing to do *puff* is to just pick up the pieces and move on. *exhale* Know what I mean, brother? |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
531
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Posted - 2013.06.24 19:14:00 -
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Man, that's way worse than my dream in which there were AU-wide warp disruption bubbles. Thanks for the perspective. ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
444
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Posted - 2013.06.24 20:00:00 -
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I dont know why you people think this was a dream. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
Mercedes Chance
GDC Enterprises
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Posted - 2013.06.24 20:09:00 -
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Christopher AET wrote:My dream last night involved me being run over by a forklift.
Captain Ken? |
iskflakes
652
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Posted - 2013.06.24 20:19:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:I dont know why you people think this was a dream.
I suggest you file a bug report. This kind of thing normally happens when capsuleers watch "Event Horizon" with their left eye and "2001: A Space Odyssey" with their right eye at the same time. As the Odyssey expansion launched a few weeks ago, there's no way this could be a coincidence. - |
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Arduemont
Rotten Legion Ops
1563
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Posted - 2013.06.24 20:48:00 -
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This is his best post yet... "In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." |
Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
444
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Posted - 2013.06.24 21:24:00 -
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Arduemont wrote:This is his best post yet...
why do these things keep happening to me. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
Lugia3
Pirates Incorporated
429
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Posted - 2013.06.25 02:12:00 -
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Drugs are bad, m'kay? Yarr |
Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
447
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Posted - 2013.06.25 02:16:00 -
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Lugia3 wrote:Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Exactly, that's why I stopped taking mine. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
823
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Posted - 2013.06.25 04:47:00 -
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Scorsigaar wrote:*puff puff pass*
I want some of what the op has! See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Zaxix
Long Jump.
141
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Posted - 2013.06.25 05:05:00 -
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Next thing you know, you'll be seeing cloaking spiders on your wall. ***Prodigal Frog***
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Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
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Posted - 2013.06.25 08:39:00 -
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Zaxix wrote:Next thing you know, you'll be seeing cloaking spiders on your wall.
They are a constant struggle. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
443
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Posted - 2013.06.25 12:58:00 -
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Yes?
Tell The Others |
Samroski
Games Inc. The Night Crew Alliance
257
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Posted - 2013.06.25 13:12:00 -
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Alex, you need help. Jump freighters require a cychedelic field to jump to, and you need the right person guiding you. Let me know before your next trip. Any colour you like. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
443
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Posted - 2013.06.25 13:19:00 -
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Samroski wrote:Alex, you need help. Jump freighters require a cychedelic field to jump to, and you need the right person guiding you. Let me know before your next trip.
http://www.cychedelic.com/
Tell The Others |
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