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BoSau Hotim
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
6140
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Posted - 2013.07.10 01:55:00 -
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I know many of you have 'em! I'd love to hear about them because I need a good laugh tonight.
I have 2 m8's in particular who are hilarious when drunk on Eve. We can't let either of them undock because ships usually get traded (and they don't remember) blown up (and they don't remember), and/or they fail gank (and they don't remember).
So do tell your fav drunken EvE stories here I'm not a carebear... I'm a SPACE BARBIE!-á Now... where's Ken? |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
573
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Posted - 2013.07.10 04:50:00 -
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I was so drunk I mined. Felt so dirty in the morning. Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium. WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't pay for a product, you ARE the product. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
2884
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Posted - 2013.07.10 05:23:00 -
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After a night of drinking heavily and using his rather expensive implant set to chase down nano-frigates... a corpmate of mine selected "warp to station" rather than "dock" and passed out on his keyboard (we could tell because his mic was hot and no sounds were coming out).
And he was in a flimsy destroyer.
In the middle of a "hot" warzone.
With a "blinky" neutral undocking and docking at said station asking for a 1v1 in local.
Me and a few others ended up having to bump our man him off grid and hope he'd last until downtime (which was 5 hours away). Impossibly, he did.
My story (from a few years back)...
The Setup:
- T2 fitted Vexor with an 800mm plate and 3 Heavy Ion Blasters... Warrior IIs, Hammerhead IIs, and light armor bots in the drone bay. - A regional gate - Boredom and bloodlust - 6 shots of Jose Cuervo - 1 liter of Pomegranate juice (one of the few things that actually mixes well with tequila)
The Situation:
I'm in faction warfare and hunting for targets with people. We get a heads up that a Rifter is jumping through a gate to the side we are camping. Drones outs, weapons and points primed and overloaded... we wait for the Rifter to decloak. He appears on the overview... 23km from me!!! YES!! Click, target, and point!!! MWD out to him and he is webbed. He red-boxes on a friendly frigate and I think, "his fate is now sealed." Then I notice that my drones are not attacking. Whatever, must be a glitch. Right-click, engage. For 2 minutes a friendly Rifter, Firetail, and myself pound away at the lone frigate... but for some reason his armor keeps regenerating.
Eventually the Rifter succumbs. Killmail goes up and I check it to see what kind of active repping fit he had that could keep up with all that DPS. Lo and behold, the ship had no repper. Just an AB, a plate, and some resistance mods. I check the damage the ship received... 14k damage. There is no way in hell a T1 frigate could fit that much buffer I exclaim in fleet chat. Then a corpie who has just landed at the gate asks why I have light armor bots out (I haven't pulled in my drones yet)... and I realize what happened.
Apparently in my drunken frenzy I had sent armor repping drones after the Rifter instead of my Warriors. It was only by pure luck that we had killed a nub who was not smart enough to use my lapse in drone management to deaggress and jump back through the gate to escape.
The Result:
Another tally under my belt... but I firmly solidified my claim as the butt end of all jokes in corp. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
292
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Posted - 2013.07.10 07:21:00 -
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BoSau Hotim wrote:I know many of you have 'em! I'd love to hear about them because I need a good laugh tonight. I have 2 m8's in particular who are hilarious when drunk on Eve. We can't let either of them undock because ships usually get traded (and they don't remember) blown up (and they don't remember), and/or they fail gank (and they don't remember). So do tell your fav drunken EvE stories here
Mate..... EVERY story I have in this game is a drunk story. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |
Korg Leaf
Nocturnal Romance
67
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Posted - 2013.07.10 08:00:00 -
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Got drunk, sold my main to buy ships, bought said ships and realised I could no longer use them... |
Jove Death
Jovian Vengeance
16
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Posted - 2013.07.10 08:06:00 -
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got a friends kids to undock his pimped bs and shoot the stn when he was passed out drunk.
F-ú$K he was mad when he woke up |
Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
19
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Posted - 2013.07.10 08:16:00 -
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Once upon a time I was very drunk in a stealth bomber.... then I got bored approached my mate in another bomber and fired the bomb at him flying full force into him... we both died in a glorious fire. So worth it. |
Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
895
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Posted - 2013.07.10 08:21:00 -
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I was bombed and decided to recite some passages from Naked Lunch in the corp channel. For quite a while I was known as the talking ass man. I would make a sig but it would frighten and offend you. |
Alice Saki
Full Spectrum Hairdresser Pirates
70559
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Posted - 2013.07.10 08:30:00 -
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We got drunk and did a Megaman Fleet
Any Ship
1 High 1 mid 1 Low Rigs and Drones.
Anything you kill you remove one item from loot and fit to your Ship.
Oh the fun ^_^
Suddenly Spaceships Btw (Forgot I was out of Corp atm)
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ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
291
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Posted - 2013.07.10 08:32:00 -
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After a few beers I decided to get up to mischief and logged into my brothers account add changed all the names of his ships , I was nearly wetting myself laughing whilst I was doing it, the wife was wondering why then she saw what I was doing and walked away just shaking her head.
He went ballistic when he found out "You called my best ship f00king 'ELVIS'!!!!!" You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |
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Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin Amarrian Commandos
1206
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Posted - 2013.07.10 09:58:00 -
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To find out how drunk i was, i use the losses tab to calculate my alcohol levels and wallet to calculate my stupid levels Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
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Akto Katelo
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.10 13:09:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:After a night of drinking heavily and using his rather expensive implant set to chase down nano-frigates... a corpmate of mine selected "warp to station" rather than "dock" and passed out on his keyboard (we could tell because his mic was hot and no sounds were coming out).
And he was in a flimsy destroyer.
In the middle of a "hot" warzone.
With a "blinky" neutral undocking and docking at said station asking for a 1v1 in local.
Me and a few others ended up having to bump our man him off grid and hope he'd last until downtime (which was 5 hours away). Impossibly, he did.
My story (from a few years back)...
The Setup:
- T2 fitted Vexor with an 800mm plate and 3 Heavy Ion Blasters... Warrior IIs, Hammerhead IIs, and light armor bots in the drone bay. - A regional gate - Boredom and bloodlust - 6 shots of Jose Cuervo - 1 liter of Pomegranate juice (one of the few things that actually mixes well with tequila)
The Situation:
I'm in faction warfare and hunting for targets with people. We get a heads up that a Rifter is jumping through a gate to the side we are camping. Drones outs, weapons and points primed and overloaded... we wait for the Rifter to decloak. He appears on the overview... 23km from me!!! YES!! Click, target, and point!!! MWD out to him and he is webbed. He red-boxes on a friendly frigate and I think, "his fate is now sealed." Then I notice that my drones are not attacking. Whatever, must be a glitch. Right-click, engage. For 2 minutes a friendly Rifter, Firetail, and myself pound away at the lone frigate... but for some reason his armor keeps regenerating.
Eventually the Rifter succumbs. Killmail goes up and I check it to see what kind of active repping fit he had that could keep up with all that DPS. Lo and behold, the ship had no repper. Just an AB, a plate, and some resistance mods. I check the damage the ship received... 14k damage. There is no way in hell a T1 frigate could fit that much buffer I exclaim in fleet chat. Then a corpie who has just landed at the gate asks why I have light armor bots out (I haven't pulled in my drones yet)... and I realize what happened.
Apparently in my drunken frenzy I had sent armor repping drones after the Rifter instead of my Warriors. It was only by pure luck that we had killed a nub who was not smart enough to use my lapse in drone management to deaggress and jump back through the gate to escape.
The Result:
Another tally under my belt... but I firmly solidified my claim as the butt end of all jokes in corp.
This is most impresive half-fail I have seen in last year :D Well done!
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CCP Falcon
3441
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Posted - 2013.07.10 13:57:00 -
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When I was drunk, I accidentally fleet warped a faction battleship gang to a deathstar POS in Amamake a few years back. I got out with around 30% structure. Thankfully it locked me first and no-one else died, but I screamed like a little girl on comms when I realized what I'd just done with a 100bn ISK fleet. I didn't hear the last of it for around 5 years.
One thing that always gets brought up to this day though, is when I was on an armor hac op with my corpmates a few years back, and we had one guy who just constantly kept jumping through gates when he was told to hold. Our FC was getting annoyed, so as the CEO of the corp I stepped up and hammered the guy into the ground in front of everyone on comms.
Literally at the next gate after I've just chewed him out for a solid 15 minutes on comms in front of everyone, he jumps again, but the bad part is that I also do accidentally.
The FC is like "who the @#$% just jumped? Who @#$%&$# jumped?"
His response was "It was me again, but it's okay, [Falcon] is with me."
Ventrilo erupted into laughter, and we spent half an hour trying to get everyone composed enough to actually start roaming again.
I'm a bad... ._.
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@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Ka'Narlist
Cronos Titan Test Alliance Please Ignore
42
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Posted - 2013.07.10 14:14:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote: I'm a bad... ._.
You should join a test fleet ;) |
Dring Dingle
Polaris Rising Gentlemen's Agreement
38
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Posted - 2013.07.10 14:16:00 -
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Engaging a 30 man frig and cruiser gang... in my nemesis, uncloaked. at 0 on a gate. :P didnt remember doing it untill a corpie hilariously told the story |
Drunken Bum
396
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Posted - 2013.07.10 14:38:00 -
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Every one of them. After the patch we're giving the market some gentle supply restriction, like tying one wrist to the bedpost loosely with soft silk rope. Just enough to make things a bit more exciting for the market, not enough to make a safeword necessary. -á-Fozzie |
Plastic Psycho
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
66
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Posted - 2013.07.10 14:51:00 -
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One of my alts: Merlin square into the teeth of a 'nado. On a gate. In Lo. I fired first. *splat* Gate guns did my frigate, 'Nado did my pod, 'Nado was still there when I returned. Lather, rinse, repeat. Good thing I was out of decent frigates in that system, or I'd likely have thrown even more ISK down that rathole. |
Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve TSOE Consortium
59
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Posted - 2013.07.10 15:05:00 -
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About two years ago, one of my corpmates was drinking a lot as he normaly does and got others to join him on a drunken roam into Catch. They're about halfway to -A-'s home system when they spy an offline POS with an SMA. They sit at the SMA int their hodgepodge of ships (a Domi, Blackbird, Rifter, and one or to other ships) and eventually pop the SMA. Out pops an Orca fully fitted. The realt drunk guy jumps into the orca and shoves his ship in the Orca and they jump it over 20 jumps through hostile territory (-A- space) back to our home systems in Providence. The Orca was then sold to a corpmate who named it "AAA Runaway". It is still alive today and when a -A- used to fly through Provi, he'd sit in a POS with it to taunt them.
Another story, but not quite as good is when NC. Owned Provi. A different corpmate and CEO of our PvP corp at the time had been drinking, but lightly. NC. was trying to drop a couple of SBUs. The guy dropping them would pop one up, go back to the system next door and get another one. In that time, the SBU anchored and he kept ninjaing the SBUs by onlining them. Later, he did the same for the POSes they were taking down. The NC. were fun to mess with. CCP RedDawn: Ugly people are just playing life on HARD mode. Personally, I'm playing on an INFERNO difficulty...
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Felicity Love
Interstellar Booty Hunters
742
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Posted - 2013.07.10 15:31:00 -
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Drunk means too drunk to remember... if not, you're not drinking anywhere near enough to begin with.
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3039
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Posted - 2013.07.10 15:48:00 -
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I'm not sure what happened but I awoke under the computer desk with the mouse stuffed up my butt. That's alcoholism done right. As for the game, I had more ISK than the day before so who knows.
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
5433
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Posted - 2013.07.10 15:54:00 -
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I only have one and it's not much of a story. When I was just starting my career in EVE and still drank alcohol, I thought a drink or two and some casual missioning might be an entertaining way for a newbie to spend an evening. The next thing I remember is waking up in the middle of the night sweating and looking at a pod. I'd like to think it was a combination of alcohol and fatigue, that made me fall asleep in the middle of a mission and not the missioning itself, but to this day I can't say that for sure. |
Alaric Faelen
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
133
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Posted - 2013.07.10 16:49:00 -
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Out small gang roaming one evening and decided I needed a shot of whiskey while we had a moment sitting at a gate while the scout did his thing. I hiccuped doing the shot and aspirated 100 proof Rye. That seared my nose and lungs and sent me into an uncontrollable coughing fit. I had snot and whiskey running out of my nostrils. Felt like I had been pepper sprayed.
Meanwhile my fleet moved to another gate, leaving my ship floating there left behind while I gasped for air at my bar. I stumbled back to my computer while my fleet kept trying to raise me on voice comms, but I couldn't keep from coughing long enough to answer.
I tried to make a couple jumps to a station system but ended up safing up and just logging out for awhile. I was about ready to snort lines of vasoline to put the fire out in my sinus tract. |
Anna Djan
Banana Corp
53
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Posted - 2013.07.10 17:02:00 -
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Every kill mail where I died. True story |
Samantha Kashuken
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.10 18:41:00 -
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Once, I the whole thing. |
samualvimes
Aliastra Gallente Federation
20
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Posted - 2013.07.10 21:43:00 -
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My favourite time was also the first time I FC'd
We were being thrown out of our space and so I offered to take out a drunken suicide roam to lose some of the ships that we wouldn't have been able to get out in the carriers.
So 4 slightly rubbish PvPers (at the time) set out to die in frigs and cruisers
because we were engaging anything we actually managed to dogpile on a couple of kills as well as get some of our own.
The worst thing is that to this date it's the only fleet I've Fced where everyone came back alive :S
Still wonder if it was a result of being super confident or more likely super lucky. |
Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
238
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Posted - 2013.07.10 21:56:00 -
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Making use of insider information gleaned on the CSM to purchase large quantities of moon minerals before getting publically banned. Market logs were interpretted by many and markets shifted premptively. CCP altered their plans and changed what materials would be buffed in value, thus sparking the great tech war and the downfall of the NC.
That was one crazy Yom Kippur. Larkonis Trassler, slayer of the NC.
Tired of hisec wardecs and bullies kicking sand in your face? Look me up... |
Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
297
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Posted - 2013.07.14 19:05:00 -
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ctx2007 wrote:After a few beers I decided to get up to mischief and logged into my brothers account add changed all the names of his ships , I was nearly wetting myself laughing whilst I was doing it, the wife was wondering why then she saw what I was doing and walked away just shaking her head. He went ballistic when he found out "You called my best ship f00king 'ELVIS'!!!!!"
Wives: facepalming EVE players for over 10 years... "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
2530
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Posted - 2013.07.14 20:14:00 -
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Waking up with my face on my keyboard in a pod on a random nullsec gate (falling asleep GTG).
So many times...
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