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Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
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Posted - 2013.07.19 19:11:00 -
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Hello IGS users.
At Delve Medical Services, research is one of our key interests, and as such, an exciting new project has recently been set up.
It requires a large quantity of Minmatar Brains. Sebiestor ones, to be precise, for this first phase, other brains will be required later. Part-Sebiestor brains are also acceptable, as long as they are clearly labelled as such.
What the project involves are a few straightforward problem solving exercises, and a small DNA sample.
If you can supply large numbers of Minmatar brains, or are a Minmatar brain yourself, then please feel free to contact either myself, or Synthetic Cultist, who is also on the project team.
Please send a message to: Doctor Valate Kaztropolis Imperial Neurophysics Institute 6 Kazzzi Plaza Kaztropolis Kaztropol Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate. |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2013.07.19 20:15:00 -
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Best of luck looking for Minmatar brains! Some of us have been looking for evidence of such for years... |
Ellisif Sinulf
The Order of the Ebon Rose
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:26:00 -
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Um...okay...glad I mis-read this the title of this post
Thought you were literally asking people to donate their brains, or donate the brains of us Sebiestors...and then I started imagining how one would go about tracking and trapping a wild Sebiestor...anyway, back to the topic. What is it that you're specifically looking for by doing these 'tests' on us? I ask purely out of my own scientific curiosity...and possibly for a friend. Mostly out of curiosity though.
Or I guess I could just read the rest of your post and send you a message for details...but where's the fun in that? Just here for the earth shattering kaboom! |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
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Posted - 2013.07.19 22:09:00 -
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Ellisif Sinulf wrote:Um...okay...glad I mis-read this the title of this post Thought you were literally asking people to donate their brains, or donate the brains of us Sebiestors...and then I started imagining how one would go about tracking and trapping a wild Sebiestor...anyway, back to the topic. What is it that you're specifically looking for by doing these 'tests' on us? I ask purely out of my own scientific curiosity...and possibly for a friend. Mostly out of curiosity though. Or I guess I could just read the rest of your post and send you a message for details...but where's the fun in that?
You could Find a Wild Sebiestor in the Northern regions of Matar. Possibly a Net Gun would be Useful in Trapping One.
The Tests relate to Brain Structure, and Genetics. |
kraiklyn Asatru
T.R.I.A.D
295
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Posted - 2013.07.19 22:12:00 -
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For a minute I thought you wanted to cut my brain out, especially when I misread the part brain part.. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
207
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Posted - 2013.07.19 22:15:00 -
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kraiklyn Asatru wrote:For a minute I thought you wanted to cut my brain out, especially when I misread the part brain part..
Theology Council Propaganda. Do not Listen to the Theology Council. |
Gosakumori Noh
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.07.20 02:53:00 -
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Oh my goodness darling up up up with this sort of thing! I have thousands of Sebiestor brains! I think around three thousand, actually. Last time I counted. Which was a while ago. Which reminds me: I should have bought another batch the last time I swang through Hilaban.
No, no, they're not all enhanced with Mummy Noh's Lycanthropic Metal Eating Mushrooms. Only a few hundred. The rest are, you know, a control group. Would you like a thousand? Can you come to Oris?
Darling you must tell me how the research goes!
I think I even have a Sebiestor brain in a jar. It fell off a Blood Raider transport ship. In Araz somewhere. I had to keep it. I mean, yes, of course? Right? Koochy koochy koochy koo! |
Chinwe Rhei
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.07.20 04:11:00 -
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kraiklyn Asatru wrote:For a minute I thought you wanted to cut my brain out, especially when I misread the part brain part..
Erm that's still likely, it's implied in the text that all she needs is our organs in bulk and she doesn't particularly cares how she gets the materials for her gruesome "problem solving" experiments (and i've heard rumors). Where's that Outraged Sebiestor woman when we need her most. |
Denak Calamari
Ozark Cartel White Mountain Coalition
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Posted - 2013.07.20 05:00:00 -
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I can't help but think of True Slaves when reading this topic.
Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssss Immortality is overrated. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
841
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Posted - 2013.07.20 06:30:00 -
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What the hell...? Surely you can't be serious. I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused. |
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Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
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Posted - 2013.07.20 08:29:00 -
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Chinwe Rhei wrote:kraiklyn Asatru wrote:For a minute I thought you wanted to cut my brain out, especially when I misread the part brain part.. Erm that's still likely, it's implied in the text that all she needs is our organs in bulk and she doesn't particularly cares how she gets the materials for her gruesome "problem solving" experiments (and i've heard rumors). Where's that Outraged Sebiestor woman when we need her most.
Honestly. You people.
How do you reach this ludicrous idea that it is "implied", that we require disembodied brains, hmm?
How is a disembodied brain supposed to carry out some spatial reasoning exercises, hmm?
And what "Rumours" are these that you've heard, hmm? Theology Council propaganda, I am sure. Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate. |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
254
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Posted - 2013.07.20 09:23:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:I can't help but think of True Slaves when reading this topic.
Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssss
I resent this comment. We use proper speech patterns. |
kraiklyn Asatru
T.R.I.A.D
299
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Posted - 2013.07.20 10:44:00 -
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Evi Polevhia wrote:Denak Calamari wrote:I can't help but think of True Slaves when reading this topic.
Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssss I resent this comment. We use proper speech patterns.
They are just not your own. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
754
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Posted - 2013.07.20 11:00:00 -
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kraiklyn Asatru wrote:Evi Polevhia wrote:Denak Calamari wrote:I can't help but think of True Slaves when reading this topic.
Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssss I resent this comment. We use proper speech patterns. They are just not your own.
Zing. Morwen Lagann Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
225
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Posted - 2013.07.20 15:58:00 -
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So let me get this straight, you need sebestiors to help with your research?, and not just their Brains?.. |
Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
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Posted - 2013.07.20 17:26:00 -
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Rana Ash wrote:So let me get this straight, you need sebestiors to help with your research?, and not just their Brains?..
Finally, someone gets it. Yes, Sebiestors are the test subjects, not disembodied Sebiestor brains. Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
211
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Posted - 2013.07.20 17:28:00 -
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Rana Ash wrote:So let me get this straight, you need sebestiors to help with your research?, and not just their Brains?..
The Brain is the most Interesting Bit of a Person, also, it is the Largest Erogenous Zone. While this sort of Thing is Important, the Brain alone is not very Useful for Science, and the Complete Sebiestor Person is far more Valuable. |
Samira Kernher
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
250
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Posted - 2013.07.21 04:27:00 -
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I would hope that no one actually intends to listen to these blooder heretics' requests. Whether they want full person or just brain, nothing good will come of their experiments. |
Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
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Posted - 2013.07.21 08:08:00 -
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Samira Kernher wrote:nothing good will come of their experiments.
Oh, ye of little faith. Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
3079
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Posted - 2013.07.21 13:08:00 -
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You should use the brains of other CotCS members.
There's less chance of them noticing the loss. Mane 614
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
228
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Posted - 2013.07.21 16:46:00 -
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Samira Kernher wrote:I would hope that no one actually intends to listen to these blooder heretics' requests. Whether they want full person or just brain, nothing good will come of their experiments.
Nah just cruious and wanted clarification, otherwise it would have bugged me for ages, just like those caldari sit coms |
Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
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Posted - 2013.07.21 22:58:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:You should use the brains of other CotCS members.
There's less chance of them noticing the loss.
Do you people have to work at being silly ? Or does it come naturally ? Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate. |
Jorden Ishonen
Kinetic Technologies
77
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Posted - 2013.07.22 05:27:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:I can't help but think of True Slaves when reading this topic.
Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssss
There's a post above your from a toaster regarding the general lack of Minmatar grey matter.
Evi: Braaaaains...
*grabs Brutor, sniffs head tentatively*
Evi: *releases Brutor, shuffles off* Braaaaaains... |
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
130
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Posted - 2013.07.22 09:35:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:What the hell...? Surely you can't be serious.
I believe last time I checked her name was Valerie, not Shirley
But all in all, the title is pretty misleading, and well... you shouldn't dabble with brains to much. aÑÉ |
Ponder Rouge Affinor
Order of Cut-Throats
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Posted - 2013.07.22 10:44:00 -
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The real question is, is this a paid participation study? |
Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
16
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Posted - 2013.07.23 17:45:00 -
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Ponder Rouge Affinor wrote:The real question is, is this a paid participation study?
We are currently looking at the possibilities of paying volunteers in metal scraps and dairy products. Our economic advisor has suggested that giving people sums of ISK could destabilise the Minmatar planetary economy. Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate. |
Ponder Rouge Affinor
Order of Cut-Throats
10
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Posted - 2013.07.30 11:54:00 -
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Doctor Valate wrote:
We are currently looking at the possibilities of paying volunteers in metal scraps and dairy products. Our economic advisor has suggested that giving people sums of ISK could destabilise the Minmatar planetary economy.
You drive a hard bargain. Throw a few trinkets in the mix and you got yourself a deal! |
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