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Kairne Bloodhoof
Zerg Hatchery
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Posted - 2011.10.26 04:35:00 -
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My friend got me to try eve so i made a character and joined his guild. 1st thing that happens is i die wtf. I dont no wut happned but they all laughing i think they killed me. its okay i didnt take xp loss so wutever. I spawn in the graveyard and my video card starts freaking out so i turn into a ship and undock.
They said they would teach me and buy me loot to help level up. But then made up BS about needing to be self-sufficient. I needed some gold to buy a vehicle from the auction house but no one would give me any. I get told to grind mobs at the mineral veins. But the mobs are too far away! and when i go towards them they kite me forever until im dead. no1 will help they don't take me srsly.
Ive played MMOs for yrs now and this is the least fun "game" ive seen. but im pro so i keep playin after they goto bed. I spent hours trying to find someone to talk to in the constellation region, but no one ever responded. WTF IS EVERYONE?!? sum guildies help me out and tell me togo questing. They say once im exalted with the faction that my person will be able to walk around more of the cities (wtf cant i explore stuff now?).
so i do sum quests but it wont let me complete a delivery. they gave an item to me it never showed up in my bag. For hrs i try to find it but i cant. I even made a bug report but no response, go figure. I abandon the quest and it says its going to punish me! WTF! At least im still able to grind the guys who look like red + and sum1 gives me gold.
But i want to be useful so they tell me to train the cynosauron skill and i can summon doods. some1 even gives me a bird ship w/ the cynosaruon item, but once im outside it wont work! I get in a party and they take me to an orange 4 region and it works but i cant move. it wont let me summon any1 either! and then im in the graveyard again wtf.
Im getting real tired of the stupid people in this game at this point but thats not all. They say their going to run sum instance and need a healer so i volunteer. I could use some xp and loot afterall. They said i dont have enough mana to heal all the guild tho. this game is stupid i have to wait for months to have fun?? why cant i explore the cities? whenever i shoot something i get killed too. I kill lots of things but my health doesnt go up. Im hardcore but no1 wants new players in eve it seems
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leviticus ander
FMOFMC
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Posted - 2011.10.26 04:47:00 -
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0/10. you've had all this stuff explained to you and are still using the wrong terms. my guess is either troll or too ignorant and impatient to ever pick up eve. basically, please leave and go back to whatever grind based MMO you came from as you won't be missed here. |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
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Posted - 2011.10.26 04:47:00 -
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I saw what you did there, I had a very good laugh. Thank you for the wit-filled wall of text, loved it and smiled a lot whilst reading it. +10 LOL, nice one. Now wait for the cave-trolls. The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Whiteknight03
WESAYSO Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.26 04:48:00 -
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2/10 Troll Harder |
Rocky Deadshot
In The Goo EVE Trade Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.26 04:52:00 -
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in before locked for sheer stupidity and terribleness. |
DarkAegix
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.26 04:54:00 -
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This troll clearly isn't even trying to be discreet, so anyone who gives less than a 7/10 is incompetent enough to have a sliver of belief.
I give him a 9/10, for this reason. |
Florestan Bronstein
The Waterworks
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Posted - 2011.10.26 05:42:00 -
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ITT cow trying to be spacegoat |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.26 05:47:00 -
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Thorn Galen wrote:I saw what you did there, I had a very good laugh. Thank you for the wit-filled wall of text, loved it and smiled a lot whilst reading it. +10 LOL, nice one. Now wait for the cave-trolls.
/thread |
Alara IonStorm
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.26 05:48:00 -
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I want to bite your face and I don't know why...
I am just gonna go figure that out.
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Brynhilda
Massive PVPness EntroPraetorian Aegis
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Posted - 2011.10.26 05:54:00 -
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Eh...Really lame attempt. How may I drug you with drugs? |
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Jita Alt666
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Posted - 2011.10.26 05:59:00 -
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I laughed at least 3 times. Not subtle but very entertaining. Have a like. |
Vaako Horizon
Casual Slackers Daily Operations
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Posted - 2011.10.26 06:10:00 -
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To those complaining about the OP's post, c'mon ppl !! its an apparent joke, a funny one at that. |
Pak Narhoo
Knights of Kador
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Posted - 2011.10.26 06:17:00 -
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I laughed, but dude reading that really hurts. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2011.10.26 06:40:00 -
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Goes a bit over the top at some points, which is an inherent risk of parody, but is funny to read. So... no affordable NEx store... no full-fledged Incarna... no casual content... no solo content... no PvE content...-á
Why should I keep paying to play this game? |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.10.26 06:51:00 -
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holy trolls batman, are we on top of a bridge. |
Thaylon Sen
The Istari Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.10.26 06:59:00 -
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Well, made me lol, 8/10 |
Aggressive Nutmeg
8
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Posted - 2011.10.26 07:14:00 -
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So that's what WoW is like? Thanks for the heads up, mate. Will never play that game. |
Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.26 07:21:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:So that's what WoW is like? Thanks for the heads up, mate. Will never play that game.
Crikey, so WoW is the game everyone's trying to copy - no thanks!
Slight amusement from OP, will give a 7 |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies Violent Society
7
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Posted - 2011.10.26 07:48:00 -
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I enjoyed OP's post. Even Liked it. Sounds to me like a NPE with wow terms and I got to say it was spot on.
My fav parts.
1: Using a Cyno to spawn things 2: Why the hell is Constellation Channel open for every new player? Does anyone ever use that? (IMO this is what should replace local)
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Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:02:00 -
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-9001/10 [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
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Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:02:00 -
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Let's see...take you seriously...maybe if you figured out this isn't WoW and your friend has a "corporation" not a guild....then, if you could drop the L33T speak...or is that your natural illiteracy we see here? Then, I suggest you get your avatar another hair do. You look like you comb your hair with a pork chop. Other than those minor details I can't for the life of me figure out what your buddys' problem(s) is (are..am).
We expect a report on your makeover.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:06:00 -
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Darth A30NZ wrote:I enjoyed OP's post. Even Liked it. Sounds to me like a NPE with wow terms and I got to say it was spot on.
My fav parts.
1: Using a Cyno to spawn things 2: Why the hell is Constellation Channel open for every new player? Does anyone ever use that? (IMO this is what should replace local)
Constellation chat makes sense - all pilots visible by default, or delayed as in WH?
Now derailing thread |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies Violent Society
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:12:00 -
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Solhild wrote:Darth A30NZ wrote:I enjoyed OP's post. Even Liked it. Sounds to me like a NPE with wow terms and I got to say it was spot on.
My fav parts.
1: Using a Cyno to spawn things 2: Why the hell is Constellation Channel open for every new player? Does anyone ever use that? (IMO this is what should replace local)
Constellation chat makes sense - all pilots visible by default, or delayed as in WH? Now derailing thread
I personally would accept both. All the bitching about local and OP figured it all out for us. Albeit by accident.
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Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:17:00 -
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10/10 |
Naran Eto
Kut-n-Run
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:20:00 -
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The level of trollishness in this forum has been rapidly decending and has hit rock bottom with such force it has broken through and come out the other side, this is no longer trolling it's simply being an ass, the goal of trolling is not to make people automatically think "what a prick" it is to subtly derail and subvert a thread in a clever and well thought out manner, a good troll will gain respect for the quality of his/her trolling. You sir are not a good troll, you are not even good enough to be a bad troll. |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:36:00 -
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Naran Eto wrote:The level of trollishness in this forum has been rapidly decending and has hit rock bottom with such force it has broken through and come out the other side, this is no longer trolling it's simply being an ass, the goal of trolling is not to make people automatically think "what a prick" it is to subtly derail and subvert a thread in a clever and well thought out manner, a good troll will gain respect for the quality of his/her trolling. You sir are not a good troll, you are not even good enough to be a bad troll.
I know, the OP is giving us a bad name. :( 10/19 2011 - never forget the 20%
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Erica Wolfe
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:44:00 -
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Calling a corp a guild does not help.
If they're not taking you seriuosly, it could be because of the type of things you say, just think about what you say first.
I'm not saying the next bit applies to you but, if someone acts like a clown they'll be seen as a clown. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
144
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:49:00 -
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You suck, go play WOW.
I heard they will have somekind of Panda (Monks) race. |
Jita Alt666
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:50:00 -
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Naran Eto wrote:The level of trollishness in this forum has been rapidly decending and has hit rock bottom with such force it has broken through and come out the other side, this is no longer trolling it's simply being an ass, the goal of trolling is not to make people automatically think "what a prick" it is to subtly derail and subvert a thread in a clever and well thought out manner, a good troll will gain respect for the quality of his/her trolling. You sir are not a good troll, you are not even good enough to be a bad troll.
What you say has substance, but at least 1/4 of the people responding to this thread are taking it seriously. The quality of the trolling is a general reflection of the quality of the readership.
Also - the OP is not trolling but merely parodying.
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Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:58:00 -
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Brilliant, just brilliant 10/10 to the OP for making my morning tea &forums that little more enjoyable :) |
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