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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
384
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Posted - 2013.07.28 11:45:00 -
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A source within the Federation Senate, has revealed to Gutter Press, that a particularly well-endowed capsuleer, the famed Laurienne Cherbourg, may be in a position to have her chest recognised as it's own member state (or states, plural) of the Gallente Federation!
What?
Legal and economic experts have outlined several compelling arguments about the pros and cons of such a move! One Federation Navy official said that as a member state, it would be the government, rather than Ms. Cherbourg that the Navy would have to deal with, in order to install e.g. surveillance devices, and the Navy can cite Federal Security as an overruling concern against local government objections!
Complicated!
Agricultural officials have also expressed opinions relating to the manipulation of import/export subsidies. "If she moves a can of Quafe from the left to the right, then that qualifies for export subsidies for the left, and import subsidies for the right! It makes the position of some of the key Federation agricultural economies look untenable!"
Bureaucracy!
Ms. Cherbourg had this to say: "I know like a Senator and stuff, and my Daddy is super rich and important and things so I'm basically guaranteed to get the pledge approved!"
Influential!
Gutter Press asked some of the residents of Caille what they thought of these developments. "Well, they're certainly big enough", said one Mannar woman. "The Senate are doing what? that's it, next time, I'm voting for the other guy!", said one Intaki man. "Heheheheheheh", said two teenage Gallente boys. "Laurienne is a heroine to all Gallente people!", said one enthusiastic bodymodification fan.
The Senate declined to comment on this officially.
Gutter Press, the stories you didn't know you wanted to hear. Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours! |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1924
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Posted - 2013.07.28 12:17:00 -
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Laruienne Cherbourg is one of the most friendly and gentle capsuleers around, and is certainly not deserving of our scorn. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Sub-Director of Public Relations |
Denak Calamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
79
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Posted - 2013.07.28 12:41:00 -
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Err, I uhh.. I mean uhm, so... Erm, I-I...
What the fruck? Immortality is overrated. |
Repentence Tyrathlion
Tyrathlion Interstellar
182
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Posted - 2013.07.28 13:06:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:Err, I uhh.. I mean uhm, so... Erm, I-I...
What the fruck?
I have nothing to add. |
Arista Shahni
Real Simple Construction The Citadel Consortium
43
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Posted - 2013.07.28 14:00:00 -
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I am afraid to say this quote by the body modification fan borders on slanderous regarding the topic.
Everyone who is anyone knows the only 'body modification' Laurienne has had was a minor nose-job surgery. She admitted as much herself. This article certainly does not refer to her nose. "I was dreaming once, and I dreampt of a world where I was nothing more than a biological fitting; a slave to the machine and crew, instead of the other way around. Don't you wonder at how easy it would have been for this scenario to happen, instead of how it actually unfolded?" |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1928
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Posted - 2013.07.28 14:24:00 -
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Arista Shahni wrote:I am afraid to say this quote by the body modification fan borders on slanderous regarding the topic.
Everyone who is anyone knows the only 'body modification' Laurienne has had was a minor nose-job surgery. She admitted as much herself. This article certainly does not refer to her nose.
I don't think the speaker of a relatively mindless quote is the intended intent of the quote. She certainly isn't a teenage boy, or an Intaki man, or a Mannar woman either. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Sub-Director of Public Relations |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
401
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Posted - 2013.07.28 18:56:00 -
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This is a plan that's bound to go **** up. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1928
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Posted - 2013.07.28 18:58:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:This is a plan that's bound to go **** up.
I suppose it's always good for Muck Raker to keep abreast of recent developments. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Sub-Director of Public Relations |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
2638
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Posted - 2013.07.28 19:22:00 -
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Dude wat
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James Syagrius
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly
484
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Posted - 2013.07.28 21:17:00 -
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Ain't democracy grand. GÇ£Here also are the heralds of his praise."
http://syagrius-eve.blogspot.com/
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Kazuma Ry
Further Logistics
15
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Posted - 2013.07.28 22:12:00 -
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If the Federation Senate is actually thinking of making Ms. Cherbourg's assets into a member state, then the Federation is far more corrupt morally then I thought possible.
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
813
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Posted - 2013.07.28 23:46:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:This is a plan that's bound to go **** up. I suppose it's always good for Muck Raker to keep abreast of recent developments.
Damn: Beat me to it.
Meta-gaming for carebears:
Whine on the forums like a little ***** until CCP gets sick of you and hands you everything you ask for just to shut you up. |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
1934
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Posted - 2013.07.29 00:00:00 -
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All I can really add is: sigh. Yes, I actually said it. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
504
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Posted - 2013.07.29 12:06:00 -
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And this is why the Federation must be destroyed. |
Andrea Okazon
Alexylva Paradox
98
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Posted - 2013.07.29 16:12:00 -
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If she succeeds in becoming Quafe's spokeswoman, she'll be making a more honest living than most of us here. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
854
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Posted - 2013.07.29 16:20:00 -
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The Senator who introduced this legislation is a boob. I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused. |
Evelyn Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
2
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Posted - 2013.07.29 17:38:00 -
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Kazuma Ry wrote:If the Federation Senate is actually thinking of making Ms. Cherbourg's assets into a member state, then the Federation is far more corrupt morally then I thought possible.
There's like, no bottom to Gallente depravity.
Like, totally, I once saw this guy whose trousers had no buttocks to them. Omg! |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
788
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Posted - 2013.07.29 17:42:00 -
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Evelyn Valate wrote:There's like, no bottom to Gallente depravity.
There's no top either, when it comes to politics. Morwen Lagann Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
2640
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Posted - 2013.07.29 17:47:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Evelyn Valate wrote:There's like, no bottom to Gallente depravity. There's no top either, when it comes to politics. Oh for crying out loud. Rella's pun was bad enough but this, really??
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Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
788
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Posted - 2013.07.29 17:50:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:Evelyn Valate wrote:There's like, no bottom to Gallente depravity. There's no top either, when it comes to politics. Oh for crying out loud. Rella's pun was bad enough but this, really?? You expected better from a bunch of IGS pundits?
Morwen Lagann Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
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Repentence Tyrathlion
Tyrathlion Interstellar
205
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Posted - 2013.07.29 17:53:00 -
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We're just making the breast of a bad job. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
404
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Posted - 2013.07.30 04:17:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:This is a plan that's bound to go **** up. I suppose it's always good for Muck Raker to keep abreast of recent developments.
I like you, you're a punslinger after my own heart. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
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Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
404
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Posted - 2013.07.30 04:19:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:Evelyn Valate wrote:There's like, no bottom to Gallente depravity. There's no top either, when it comes to politics. Oh for crying out loud. Rella's pun was bad enough but this, really??
Oh, come on, we'll all have fond mammaries of this later.
*grins* Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
778
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Posted - 2013.07.30 06:07:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:You expected better from a bunch of IGS pundits?
I used to expect somewhat serious and thoughtful posting.
But lately? The IGS is a bust. Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
404
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Posted - 2013.07.30 06:18:00 -
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Makkal Hanaya wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:You expected better from a bunch of IGS pundits? I used to expect somewhat serious and thoughtful posting. But lately? The IGS is a bust.
Speak for yourself. I like a change from the egotism, posturing, chestbeating, religious/corporate/ personal agenda propgandising, dogmatising and diatribing (interspersed with the random frothing rant here and there) that occurs on a daily basis in IGS.
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Repentence Tyrathlion
Tyrathlion Interstellar
205
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Posted - 2013.07.30 06:55:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:Makkal Hanaya wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:You expected better from a bunch of IGS pundits? I used to expect somewhat serious and thoughtful posting. But lately? The IGS is a bust. Speak for yourself. I like a change from the egotism, posturing, chestbeating, religious/corporate/ personal agenda propgandising, dogmatising and diatribing (interspersed with the random frothing rant here and there) that occurs on a daily basis in IGS.
Arkady, are you just making a tit of yourself, or did you miss that she was punning as well?
I'm so proud, Makkal. You've joined the dark side. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
1292
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Posted - 2013.07.30 09:24:00 -
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Repentence Tyrathlion wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:Makkal Hanaya wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:You expected better from a bunch of IGS pundits? I used to expect somewhat serious and thoughtful posting. But lately? The IGS is a bust. Speak for yourself. I like a change from the egotism, posturing, chestbeating, religious/corporate/ personal agenda propgandising, dogmatising and diatribing (interspersed with the random frothing rant here and there) that occurs on a daily basis in IGS. Arkady, are you just making a tit of yourself, or did you miss that she was punning as well? I'm so proud, Makkal. You've joined the dark side.
I can't stand all this passive-aggressive punning. Come on, all of you, if you're going to do it at least make a clean breast of it - you risk making complete boobs of yourselves. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
404
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Posted - 2013.07.30 10:37:00 -
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Repentence Tyrathlion wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:Makkal Hanaya wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:You expected better from a bunch of IGS pundits? I used to expect somewhat serious and thoughtful posting. But lately? The IGS is a bust. Speak for yourself. I like a change from the egotism, posturing, chestbeating, religious/corporate/ personal agenda propgandising, dogmatising and diatribing (interspersed with the random frothing rant here and there) that occurs on a daily basis in IGS. Arkady, are you just making a tit of yourself, or did you miss that she was punning as well? I'm so proud, Makkal. You've joined the dark side.
Sometimes my brain slips, perhaps I should say ta tas and get some sleep. ;) Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Laria Raven
Stillwater Corporation
37
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Posted - 2013.07.30 12:03:00 -
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This is clearly the outstanding news item of the last month and the one of the utmost peaks of IGS discussion. I'm sure all involved are very proud. Fallen from grace. And as night comes, may flights of Angels visit your sleep... shoot your ships and steal all of your stuff. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
790
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Posted - 2013.07.30 12:18:00 -
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Well, we could just get it over with and start calling the place the Intergalactic Punnit, but it seems most would rather nurse their wounds than arouse the ire of the CRC. Morwen Lagann Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
500
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Posted - 2013.07.30 14:12:00 -
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I appear to be lost with this discussion so far.
Is there a sumammary available? |
Stitcher
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
1748
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Posted - 2013.07.30 14:20:00 -
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I tried to visualise the reported scenario. I'm left with a lingerie-ing feeling of awe and bewilderment.
Still, I can't fault the report itself. Gutter Press continue to set the bra high in their journalistic standards. An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Denak Calamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
81
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Posted - 2013.07.30 15:08:00 -
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:I appear to be lost with this discussion so far.
Is there a sumammary available? Puns.
And big boobs. Immortality is overrated. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
796
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Posted - 2013.07.30 18:43:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:And big boobs.
It's not much of a stretch to suggest that most of them are posting in this thread.
Of course, it's a hefty responsibility that we must bare with pride... until the CCL get sick of it and start cleaving our posts in two.
Morwen Lagann Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Stitcher
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
1757
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Posted - 2013.07.30 19:08:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Denak Calamari wrote:And big boobs. It's not much of a stretch to suggest that most of them are posting in this thread. Of course, it's a hefty responsibility that we must bare with pride... until the CCL get sick of it and start cleaving our posts in two.
You're udderly committed to milking this for all it's worth, aren't you? An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
798
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Posted - 2013.07.30 19:58:00 -
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I'm sort of stuck at home for a bit and can't leave. I tried yesterday, but got busted before I even got to the library down the hall.
I was bound to get bored enough to go groping for entertainment somewhere sooner or later, with no work to do. That I decided on playing tit-for-tat with puns on the IGS should be considered a blessing. Morwen Lagann Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Caellach Marellus
Aideron Technologies
1067
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Posted - 2013.07.30 20:33:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Evelyn Valate wrote:There's like, no bottom to Gallente depravity. There's no top either, when it comes to politics.
There is now.
It's good to see the Federation expanding into new frontiers. Enjoy your gaming.
http://northern-goblin.blogspot.com |
Scherezad
Lai Dai Research Spacelane Security
1047
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Posted - 2013.07.30 21:22:00 -
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I got a tremendous sense of deja-vu reading this thread. Have we done this before? My mammary's not very good. |
Caellach Marellus
Aideron Technologies
1069
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Posted - 2013.07.30 22:46:00 -
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I was trying to come up with a mammary joke, then Schere nipped in and beat me to it. Enjoy your gaming.
http://northern-goblin.blogspot.com |
Jorden Ishonen
Kinetic Technologies
110
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Posted - 2013.07.31 10:27:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.
If you're in the market for body mods, there have to be easier ways of acquiring them. |
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chaosjj
State Enforcement Directive
32
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Posted - 2013.07.31 10:42:00 -
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This tread should win a breastige award for outstanding relevance. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
220
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Posted - 2013.07.31 18:09:00 -
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I have not Seen Laurienne Cherbourg for Some Time, and am Somewhat Concerned at This. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
506
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Posted - 2013.07.31 19:07:00 -
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Jorden Ishonen wrote:Diana Kim wrote:And this is why the Federation must be destroyed. If you're in the market for body mods, there have to be easier ways of acquiring them. My body parts are functioning at optimal efficiency and don't need any modding !! |
Ninavask
The Synenose Accord Celestial Imperative
59
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Posted - 2013.07.31 19:24:00 -
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This made my day so much better. Dr. Ninavask Revan CEO - Commander The Synenose Accord Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated. |
Tiber Brucato
Alexylva Paradox
29
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Posted - 2013.08.01 05:48:00 -
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Huh. I wonder what it would take to get a diplomatic post there. |
Osiris Cothica
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.08.04 08:20:00 -
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Tiber Brucato wrote:Huh. I wonder what it would take to get a diplomatic post there.
Dream on, boob. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
417
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Posted - 2013.08.04 09:44:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:My body parts are functioning at optimal efficiency and don't need any modding !!
Stuff like this is what makes this thread a real hooter. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
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