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Morrin Joe
Infinitech
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Posted - 2013.08.07 15:07:00 -
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Introduction:
I entered into EVE just over two months ago (after doing several weeks of research) and I find myself turning more and more to the forums for answers and possible solutions. I fully know with this post I will be ~ trolled and smacked down ~ but I simply don't care anymore as I have gotten a bit tougher in this world of men. (many with too much testosterone) That being said - I have some questions along with my newbie observations for all you PRO EVE gamers. I plan on numbering my topics here as I tend to be overly organized. Deal with it. (or don't - your option)
Morrin Joe's Topic's
#0001: AWOXERS and GENERAL SLIMY SCUM
For my introduction into EVE Corporation Management I had the eye opening experience of being initiated into EVE by dealing with a few slimy scum bastards. (I do not say that lightly - AND I fully take responsibility for NOT doing full API's at first -- slams accepted here and understandably so.)
As most corporations in EVE have dealt with this I would like to know the following:
a) Lists of known awoxers sites for reference. (Feel free to EVE mail me)
b) Is it better or worse to make public announcements in both local chat and in the forums outing *Awoxers Name(s) *? (I ask this because I admit I did this..and still do..and it has caused much conflict to include an overwhelming show of force with a *currently not named on the forums* group that hot dropped on our 4 day old newbie in a venture) <--- even I know that is lame!
c) Suggestions (I tend to be good at accepting honest assessments of current situations) and websites (I like to read) to enhance my overall learning experience.
*Fresh baked pie with ice cream will be passed out to whomever is helpful and I plan on throwing stale cookies at the meanies*
Morrin Joe (a real girl)
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Elizabeth Aideron
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
112
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Posted - 2013.08.07 16:53:00 -
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i've heard bad things about a pilot named "Psychotic Monk", perhaps if we all warn people about him he won't be able to continue his vile awoxing campaign
Signed, Elizabeth Aideron (a real girl) GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Clusterfuck Coalition New Eden Tranquility EVE Online Internet |
Roderick Grey
Broski North Black Legion.
444
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Posted - 2013.08.07 18:01:00 -
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Hey guys I am EvE's only homosexual male, and as EVes first and only homosexual (and autistic haters make me famous ) I have come across what many people on eVe call AWOXxERS, personally I like to call them Houdinis, but that's just because I'm a bit random XD.
So what I'd like to add to this discussion is what can we as a player do about the saturation of Houdinis in our sandbox enviroment, I've compiled a list of strategies which I've found helpful.
Luce method: You let all awoxxers into your alliance/corp that way there's a lesser chance of them coming back in the future, I've even had situations where they fought eachother instead of other members because they had filled my corp to capacity . The key to this method is to really let them cram themselves in there, the more you let through those double doors the less you'll be hurting later!
Drag scorn:
This is where you troll the big trollers back, call them every mean word in the book and ensure you do it in a public setting, to maximise your publicity and ths effective ness, let people know that your relationship towards awoxxers is extremely negative and if they want the privilege of entering your corp they have to earn it gurl!
Brown Eye:
This is where you advertise in Jita for an investigator to help you compile a list, mostly I just browse Eve kill looking for blue on blue firings, some might argue misfires but I think we both know when people missfire this can get real messy!! GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 03:25:00 -
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Morrin Joe laughs hard at Roderick Grey and then tells him that she actually enjoys reading your posts so she will not be throwing stale cookies at you today! ^-^ |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 03:27:00 -
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Elizabeth Aideron wrote:i've heard bad things about a pilot named "Psychotic Monk", perhaps if we all warn people about him he won't be able to continue his vile awoxing campaign
Signed, Elizabeth Aideron (a real girl) GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Clusterfuck Coalition New Eden Tranquility EVE Online Internet
Morrin Joe tilts her head as she wonders the *real* purpose for this post... |
Lucy Oreless
The Guardian Knights Lost Obsession
162
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Posted - 2013.08.08 06:45:00 -
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Nothing can effectively protect you or your corp against awoxers. That being said, there is ways to narrow down the threat:
GÇó API-checks (some are to lazy/stupid to create own accounts for awoxing). GÇó Do a EVE-search of the aplicants name GÇó Talk to former CEO's of the aplicant
Also, dont give out corp-rights to new people. Let them work for the corps trust. You can still not be sure, but most "bad" people dont like long "assignments" and thus will move past your corp if the gain is less than ~effort~...
Also Rod, you are so yammey my buttcheeks smile when i read your post's <3 _____________________________________________________________________________________ -áI did not have sexual relations to THAT woman.... |
Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
513
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Posted - 2013.08.08 07:49:00 -
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OP gave me lymphoma |
Sugar Von MurdererTits
D'reg The Methodical Alliance
64
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Posted - 2013.08.08 12:58:00 -
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Not sure what your gender has to do with it? Can you clarify?
Here is my pro-tip: Not telling people you're female will spare you grief. |
Sysmass
Easy Co. Fatal Ascension
1
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Posted - 2013.08.08 13:17:00 -
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omgomgomgomgomg a gurl on my internets!!!! Here, let me throw isk at you!
Sysmass (a real man)
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bloodknight2
Talledega Knights PLEASE NOT VIOLENCE OUR BOATS
134
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Posted - 2013.08.08 14:16:00 -
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Elizabeth Aideron wrote:i've heard bad things about a pilot named "Psychotic Monk", perhaps if we all warn people about him he won't be able to continue his vile awoxing campaign
Signed, Elizabeth Aideron (a real girl) GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Clusterfuck Coalition New Eden Tranquility EVE Online Internet
I really miss you. I should go back to VFK soon and hope to see you there. Fap fap fap. |
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Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
640
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Posted - 2013.08.08 17:19:00 -
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Leave this game to the big boys (as in fat) lil' girl. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
640
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Posted - 2013.08.08 17:20:00 -
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Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe laughs hard at Roderick Grey and then tells him that she actually enjoys reading your posts so she will not be throwing stale cookies at you today! ^-^
Maybe you should bake a fresh batch. |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:50:00 -
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Elizabeth Aideron wrote:i've heard bad things about a pilot named "Psychotic Monk", perhaps if we all warn people about him he won't be able to continue his vile awoxing campaign
Signed, Elizabeth Aideron (a real girl) GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Clusterfuck Coalition New Eden Tranquility EVE Online Internet
Really? O.o. If I see him I shall throw some stale cookies at him! |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:52:00 -
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Lucy Oreless wrote:Nothing can effectively protect you or your corp against awoxers. That being said, there is ways to narrow down the threat:
GÇó API-checks (some are to lazy/stupid to create own accounts for awoxing). GÇó Do a EVE-search of the aplicants name GÇó Talk to former CEO's of the aplicant
Also, dont give out corp-rights to new people. Let them work for the corps trust. You can still not be sure, but most "bad" people dont like long "assignments" and thus will move past your corp if the gain is less than ~effort~...
Also Rod, you are so yammey my buttcheeks smile when i read your post's <3
Morrin Joe thanks Lucy as she hands over some Strawberry Pie! ^-^ |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:56:00 -
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Sugar Von MurdererTits wrote:Not sure what your gender has to do with it? Can you clarify?
Here is my pro-tip: Not telling people you're female will spare you grief.
Morrin Joe smiles at you and appreciates the good advice but tells you it is all part of her new psychological test of gender equality in male dominated games.
*Sending you Blueberry Pie with fresh homemade icecream* |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:58:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe laughs hard at Roderick Grey and then tells him that she actually enjoys reading your posts so she will not be throwing stale cookies at you today! ^-^ Maybe you should bake a fresh batch.
Morrin Joes makes fresh cookies and baked goods everyday for her GOOD neighhbors so she will have plenty extra! ^-^ |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:02:00 -
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Sysmass wrote:omgomgomgomgomg a gurl on my internets!!!! Here, let me throw isk at you!
Sysmass (a real man)
Morrin Joe tends to sit on the sofa in hanger and make isk but with your ever so kind offer she thinks again as she runs to grab all the isk you are throwing at her! Accepted - thanks!
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Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:05:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Leave this game to the big boys (as in fat) lil' girl.
Morrin Joe runs away as she throws stale cookies at him - she then suddenly turns around and reminds him of how dangerous girls can be! FACT |
Robvor Nero
Rainbow Dash Goes Red Rainbow Dash Friends
0
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:15:00 -
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I'll have to go with, don't be such an idiot.
Also, maybe seen as you've only been playing for 2 months you're not in the best position to be running a corporation, especially if you can't even figure out to check a killboard site/do API checks before letting someone in a position to be able to awox you.
The fact that you're a man pretending to be a woman also has nothing to do with it. |
Bloody Wench
638
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Posted - 2013.08.08 21:54:00 -
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Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe thanks Lucy as she hands over some Strawberry Pie! ^-^
Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe smiles at you and appreciates the good advice but tells you it is all part of her new psychological test of gender equality in male dominated games.
Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joes makes fresh cookies and baked goods everyday for her GOOD neighhbors so she will have plenty extra! ^-^
Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe tends to sit on the sofa in hanger and make isk but with your ever so kind offer she thinks again as she runs to grab all the isk you are throwing at her! Accepted - thanks!
Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe runs away as she throws stale cookies at him - she then suddenly turns around and reminds him of how dangerous girls can be! FACT
Irrespective of your gender, you're an idiot. Out there somewhere you are stealing my oxygen.
Reminds me of something.
Little Johnny asks his dad... 'Where did I get my intelligence dad?" "Must've been from your mother, I still have mine." Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote: -á CCP should not only make local delayed in highsec, but they should also require one be undocked to use it. Then, even the local spammers have some skin in the game. Support a High Resolution Texture Pack |
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45thtiger 0109
The Mockers AO
10
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Posted - 2013.08.09 00:55:00 -
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Morrin Joe wrote:Introduction:
I entered into EVE just over two months ago (after doing several weeks of research) and I find myself turning more and more to the forums for answers and possible solutions. I fully know with this post I will be ~ trolled and smacked down ~ but I simply don't care anymore as I have gotten a bit tougher in this world of men. (many with too much testosterone) That being said - I have some questions along with my newbie observations for all you PRO EVE gamers. I plan on numbering my topics here as I tend to be overly organized. Deal with it. (or don't - your option)
Morrin Joe's Topic's
#0001: AWOXERS and GENERAL SLIMY SCUM
For my introduction into EVE Corporation Management I had the eye opening experience of being initiated into EVE by dealing with a few slimy scum bastards. (I do not say that lightly - AND I fully take responsibility for NOT doing full API's at first -- slams accepted here and understandably so.)
As most corporations in EVE have dealt with this I would like to know the following:
a) Lists of known awoxers sites for reference. (Feel free to EVE mail me)
b) Is it better or worse to make public announcements in both local chat and in the forums outing *Awoxers Name(s) *? (I ask this because I admit I did this..and still do..and it has caused much conflict to include an overwhelming show of force with a *currently not named on the forums* group that hot dropped on our 4 day old newbie in a venture) <--- even I know that is lame!
c) Suggestions (I tend to be good at accepting honest assessments of current situations) and websites (I like to read) to enhance my overall learning experience.
*Fresh baked pie with ice cream will be passed out to whomever is helpful and I plan on throwing stale cookies at the meanies*
Morrin Joe (a real girl)
There are AWOXERS in allot of corporations and alliances across EvE and it would take you along time to find them. People will always create new Awoxers Characters and get rid of their old Awoxers Characters which would be hard to police.
Good luck in trying to get them all. I am not a CCP employee-ájust having a imput in the EvE forum
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KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
502
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Posted - 2013.08.09 03:43:00 -
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I was a real girl once.... That was one hell of a saturday night. |
Sugar Von MurdererTits
D'reg The Methodical Alliance
64
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Posted - 2013.08.09 07:15:00 -
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Sugar thinks people who talk about themselves in third person are creepy as. |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.09 09:56:00 -
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Robvor Nero wrote:I'll have to go with, don't be such an idiot.
Also, maybe seen as you've only been playing for 2 months you're not in the best position to be running a corporation, especially if you can't even figure out to check a killboard site/do API checks before letting someone in a position to be able to awox you.
The fact that you're a man pretending to be a woman also has nothing to do with it.
Morrin Joe smiles sweetly at you and lets you know that while she is thankful for your concern about her ability to run a corporation here in EvE she also tells you that she is ever so thankful to have old strong toons among her that can take care of the stuff she is not able to do nor has the immediate knowledge for. She then goes on to let you know that as you are not one of her corpies she thinks it is just a-ok for you to think she is a man.
Do you like pie? |
Morrin Joe
Infinitech
8
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Posted - 2013.08.09 10:10:00 -
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For Bloody Wench:
Morrin Joe feels that while you are intitled to your own opinion it is obvious that you need some social interaction assistance and offers you to come to group therapy where she assists a small group of Eve toons that meet regularly to talk, interact, and discuss problems with each other.
PS: Morrin thanks Bloody Wench for teaching her that you can only do five quotes to a reply! |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1928
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:11:00 -
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What in the hell. |
Elena Melkan
Paladin Order Fidelas Constans
86
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Posted - 2013.08.11 08:49:00 -
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Morrin Joe wrote:*Fresh baked pie with ice cream will be passed out to whomever is helpful and I plan on throwing stale cookies at the meanies* I'd much rather want you to make a sandwich for me.
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Morrin Joe
Infinitech
10
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Posted - 2013.08.11 10:39:00 -
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Elena Melkan wrote:Morrin Joe wrote:*Fresh baked pie with ice cream will be passed out to whomever is helpful and I plan on throwing stale cookies at the meanies* I'd much rather want you to make a sandwich for me.
Morrin Joe is always happy to take special requests! |
Berke Negri
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
120
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Posted - 2013.08.11 19:47:00 -
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This thread. |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
955
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Posted - 2013.08.11 21:23:00 -
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Lykouleon also talks in third person whilest posting, mostly because he's a pompous jackass. Toshiro Ozuwara > GOon cowards come fight Toshiro Ozuwara > Oh wait, you only camp when you got numberssss
I would fully support account bans by ccp for meta type stuff like this. |
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