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Serj Darek
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Posted - 2005.12.29 08:11:00 -
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Ok, it took about 1+ year for the Tempest to get a real description, but the poor Typhoon still lacks one:
Quote: The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship.
I mean, unusually strong structure! WOW! This really gets me going as compared to this boring description of say the Armageddon:
Quote: The mighty Armageddon class is the main warship of the Amarr Empire. Its heavy armaments and strong front are specially designed to crash into any battle like a juggernaut and deliver swift justice in the name of the Emperor.
That just sounds boooring.
Come on guys, its been 2+ years and still: Strong structural integrity? How about excelent sniper? Next best drone capacity and so on?
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Jake Monroe
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Posted - 2005.12.29 18:42:00 -
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They've been working so hard on all this wonderfull new content that they havn't had any leftover creativity for the flying tashcan, I mean the Typhoon.
Originally by: TomB
Originally by: Einheriar Ulrich Mining in a dreadnaught.....Should be banned
/signed
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Longasc
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Posted - 2005.12.30 17:31:00 -
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The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship.
This is really not giving a good description of the Typhoon.
The Typhoon class battleship has the strong structural integrity of a giant titanium trashcan. The versatile Typhoon can be fitted to fulfill any role in the Minmatar fleet, but it will always be just a giant trashcan. But due to the shortage of duct tape in Matari Space, the Typhoon class still could not be replaced by the Flying Duct Tape Coffin class.
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Serj Darek
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Posted - 2005.12.31 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Longasc The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship.
This is really not giving a good description of the Typhoon.
The Typhoon class battleship has the strong structural integrity of a giant titanium trashcan. The versatile Typhoon can be fitted to fulfill any role in the Minmatar fleet, but it will always be just a giant trashcan. But due to the shortage of duct tape in Matari Space, the Typhoon class still could not be replaced by the Flying Duct Tape Coffin class.
Pfft... Amarr scum!
Well, you gotta admit that even that is better than Originally by: Longasc The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship.
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HiRider
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Posted - 2005.12.31 06:45:00 -
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Originally by: Longasc The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship.
This is really not giving a good description of the Typhoon.
The Typhoon class battleship has the strong structural integrity of a giant titanium trashcan. The versatile Typhoon can be fitted to fulfill any role in the Minmatar fleet, but it will always be just a giant trashcan. But due to the shortage of duct tape in Matari Space, the Typhoon class still could not be replaced by the Flying Duct Tape Coffin class.
Of course that duct tape shortage is caused by so many other ships requiring duct tape in the manufacturing process. :P
Originally by: HippoKing my osprey tanks a deimos, a megathron and 2 geddons in the right circumstances
those circumstances include a lot of civilian railguns....
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Talio ZomB
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Posted - 2005.12.31 21:45:00 -
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The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship. This in conjuction with an almost borderline battlecruiser signature radius makes it an a fun target as quite often it tanks well and never matches my firepower even closely so often its fate is doomed. Its apparently heavy armaments are so gimped bythe bybrid slot configuration of guns and missles make it fail in both respects.
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MrFu
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Posted - 2005.12.31 23:58:00 -
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Quote: The Typhoon class battleship has an unusually strong structural integrity for a Minmatar ship. This in conjuction with an almost borderline battlecruiser signature radius makes it an a fun target as quite often it tanks well and never matches my firepower even closely so often its fate is doomed. Its apparently heavy armaments are so gimped bythe bybrid slot configuration of guns and missles make it fail in both respects.
I vote to put that description in the game,it fits the phoon much better,and isnt quite as boring and ¦¦empty``.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.01 01:25:00 -
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Isnt the Typhoon a slave ship? ----------------
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Serj Darek
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Posted - 2006.01.02 11:16:00 -
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Edited by: Serj Darek on 02/01/2006 11:17:54 This is the typhoon: [ 2005.12.30 17:49:22 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes Porkie [.PVP.]<TSDS>(Raven), wrecking for 1413.4 damage.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Isnt the Typhoon a slave ship?
Nah, but my ship is crowned with skulls from Amarr slaver scum!
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