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Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2809
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:18:00 -
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Ever wanted to share some of those best home cooked recipies, or are you some 'Masterchef'?
I'm sure that I don't meet up to most of your standards but I will kick us off!
Brownie in a mug
2 tablespoons butter, melted 2 tablespoons water 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 dash salt 4 tablespoons granulated sugar 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder 4 tablespoons all-purpose flour
Directions:
1 In a 12 oz coffee mug, add water, butter, vanilla and dash of salt. Whisk well. 2 Add cocoa powder, whisk well. Add sugar, whisk well. Add flour, whisk well. 3 Microwave for 60 to 90 seconds. Center should be slightly molten. Careful not to overcook. 4 Enjoy with a spoon. Careful brownie will be hot.
GÖÑ -áGÖÑ-á
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Lee Saisima
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:20:00 -
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Why, woman? Why? |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2809
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:22:00 -
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Lee Saisima wrote:Why, woman? Why? Because Everyone likes chocolate! -áGÖÑ-á
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Yaturi
The Scope Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:38:00 -
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I find this thread a grievous breaking of forum rules and you should be ashamed for having made it. |
Whitehound
1862
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:40:00 -
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This soooo needs a scientific study:
"Why is it that kids of a certain age go through a phase of cooking receipes?"
My guess is that it indicates the final steps of becoming independent of mother's cooking and before they turn completely into fast-food junkies. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2809
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:40:00 -
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Yaturi wrote:I find this thread a grievous breaking of forum rules and you should be ashamed for having made it. Please feel free to submit your Application to become an ISD and you can get back to me on that ;) -áGÖÑ-á
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
5578
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:49:00 -
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Microwave porridge
1 dl of oats 2 dl of water
Directions:
Put oats in deep soup plate. Pour the water on it. Put in microwave for 2,5 to 3 mins on full power. Don't remove it immediately after, but leave it to continue cooking for a minute or two. Don't add anything to the porridge as it should taste like your everyday life, bland and unremarkable, but still filling and oddly satisfying.
Enjoy with a spoon. |
Riot Girl
Krypteia Operations
1582
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:53:00 -
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Pasta. Put boiling water in pan. Put pasta in water. Wait a really long time (make sure water is boiling). Drain pasta. Put the pasta in a bowl and add 1-2 teaspoons of pesto and mix it in.
My favourite simple meal. Oh god. |
Lee Saisima
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:55:00 -
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Destination SkillQueue wrote:Microwave porridge
1 dl of oats 2 dl of water
Directions:
Put oats in deep soup plate. Pour the water on it. Put in microwave for 2,5 to 3 mins on full power. Don't remove it immediately after, but leave it to continue cooking for a minute or two. Don't add anything to the porridge as it should taste like your everyday life, bland and unremarkable, but still filling and oddly satisfying.
Enjoy with a spoon.
Judging by your avatar pic all that porridge has you constipated! |
Whitehound
1863
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:56:00 -
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Destination SkillQueue wrote:Microwave porridge
1 dl of oats 2 dl of water
Directions:
Put oats in deep soup plate. Pour the water on it. Put in microwave for 2,5 to 3 mins on full power. Don't remove it immediately after, but leave it to continue cooking for a minute or two. Don't add anything to the porridge as it should taste like your everyday life, bland and unremarkable, but still filling and oddly satisfying.
Enjoy with a spoon. Hah, I just had porridge this morning. Only I mix it with instant coffee. Porridge for pros! Beats the chocolate variant any time. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |
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Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2810
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:56:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:Pasta. Put boiling water in pan. Put pasta in water. Wait a really long time (make sure water is boiling). Drain pasta. Put the pasta in a bowl and add 1-2 teaspoons of pesto and mix it in.
My favourite simple meal. No Cheese? -áGÖÑ-á
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Riot Girl
Krypteia Operations
1583
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Posted - 2013.08.19 09:58:00 -
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Well there is a small amount of cheese in the pesto but I don't really like cheese. You can add ground black pepper though, I love that. Oh god. |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2810
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Posted - 2013.08.19 10:01:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:Well there is a small amount of cheese in the pesto but I don't really like cheese. You can add ground black pepper though, I love that. Sounds like a plan! -áGÖÑ-á
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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
1261
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Posted - 2013.08.19 10:19:00 -
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Recipe - "PEWPEW PIE"
4 or 5 T2 Pulse lasers (add crystals to suite own taste). 1 decent hull, consider a Navy Omen. 1 MWD or AB, as taste dictates. A garnish of armor or armor plating A sprinkle damage control 1 Warp Disruptor (add an optional Webifier for enhanced effect) You may add other ingredients such as tracking mods or sensor boosters. 1 Pilot (normally yourself)
Method. Mix all the ingredients into the Hull, allow to settle a bit (spin occasionally whilst still docked) Check that all your ingredients function well and that you have enough crystals in the ship's drawer.
Optional Ingredients Consider insurance for the bake, you don't want to simply lose your pie and not eat anything, right ?
Consider how you are going to eat it. (a) Do you want to have real fun and eat it with other, real players ? (b) Do you want to try to have fun and eat it with in-game computer characters ? (NPC)
For maximum enjoyment, I highly recommend eating with real players. The ability to add heat as you are eating with other players will enhance the taste, but for a brief period of time. If you wish the taste to linger longer, you may need take some HP Sauce along with you, in the ship's drawer (thermal paste).
And there you have it, a recipe for your enjoyment, anywhere, anytime. Pewpew Pie, best pie. If you do manage to not eat all of it, you can always settle it back into the freezer for another day (Dock).
o7 Personnel Division Director - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse CEO Sanctuary Pact Alliance --áSanctuary Pact |
Ix Method
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.08.19 10:20:00 -
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Cheese..?
Eww. |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2821
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:11:00 -
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Thorn Galen wrote:Recipe - "PEWPEW PIE"
4 or 5 T2 Pulse lasers (add crystals to suite own taste). 1 decent hull, consider a Navy Omen. 1 MWD or AB, as taste dictates. A garnish of armor or armor plating A sprinkle damage control 1 Warp Disruptor (add an optional Webifier for enhanced effect) You may add other ingredients such as tracking mods or sensor boosters. 1 Pilot (normally yourself)
Method. Mix all the ingredients into the Hull, allow to settle a bit (spin occasionally whilst still docked) Check that all your ingredients function well and that you have enough crystals in the ship's drawer.
Optional Ingredients Consider insurance for the bake, you don't want to simply lose your pie and not eat anything, right ?
Consider how you are going to eat it. (a) Do you want to have real fun and eat it with other, real players ? (b) Do you want to try to have fun and eat it with in-game computer characters ? (NPC)
For maximum enjoyment, I highly recommend eating with real players. The ability to add heat as you are eating with other players will enhance the taste, but for a brief period of time. If you wish the taste to linger longer, you may need take some HP Sauce along with you, in the ship's drawer (thermal paste).
And there you have it, a recipe for your enjoyment, anywhere, anytime. Pewpew Pie, best pie. If you do manage to not eat all of it, you can always settle it back into the freezer for another day (Dock).
o7 +1 -áGÖÑ-á
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Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
912
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:25:00 -
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Beef ***** Fries
Pay close attention to the first step. Some have gunk on them. I would make a sig but it would frighten and offend you. |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2835
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:42:00 -
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Made me laugh to hard to be able to read through the whole thing. -áGÖÑ-á
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2605
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:42:00 -
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Bacon:
Just add bacon. Cook to taste.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:48:00 -
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1 pound of flesh. 1/2 carton of liquified malice. a dash of seeping hatred. add contempt, to taste. (or substitute malevolence for contempt - or add both, as desired)
Vigorously stir the pot until frothing, Pour into crucible of wrath and broil until immolated.
Carve into tiny morsels.
Depending on distribution, can serve up to hundreds, or just a few.
That's my recipe for Disaster. (But others call it Sith Lord's Holiday Fruit Cake.)
Enjoy! Watch this space.-á New exciting signature in development. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
9196
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:54:00 -
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KLADDKAKA! - http://eve-online.se/
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Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
912
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Posted - 2013.08.19 11:56:00 -
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I would've expected a lutefisk recipe. I would make a sig but it would frighten and offend you. |
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
2839
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Posted - 2013.08.19 12:02:00 -
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Awwwwww man, -áGÖÑ-á
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William Walker
House Aratus Fatal Ascension
242
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Posted - 2013.08.19 12:05:00 -
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Tears
Tears are quite simple to make, you don't need a lot. All you need are:
- An easily irritable person
- A situation where you can provoke this person
- Words and/or alternatively
- Guns
Now, usually words alone can suffice, depending on the situation. However you'll want to garner them with some pew pew as well to enhance the taste. In my experience it is easier to get tears from high security areas, but don't underestimate the amount of tears for tear quality. Be aware, that instead of harvesting tears, you may end up creating tears if your easily irritable person turns out to be not so irritable! His ignorance of your attempts, or even worse, you botching the recipe, could lead to reverse-tear creation. Try to avoid that! pâ+(*GîÆGêçGîÆ*)n+ë pü+(pé£GêçpÇü-¦)pü+ (GùòGÇ+GùòG£+) |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
2697
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Posted - 2013.08.19 14:31:00 -
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Moving this from General Discussions to Out of Pod Experience. EVE Online/DUST 514 Community Representative GÇ+ EVE Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
2068
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Posted - 2013.08.19 14:38:00 -
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Shoulda put it in the kitchen where it belongs. Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1519
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Posted - 2013.08.19 21:05:00 -
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This thread could have gone places if it had been posted in high sec OOPE first. Instead it just got griefed in low sec GD GD. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
4157
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Posted - 2013.08.19 22:35:00 -
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right? i was willing to contribute and everything. i love recipes. lol |
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
31443
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Posted - 2013.08.19 23:11:00 -
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1 unit of Cereal Milk ??? Bachelor Banquet.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ Unban Saede! |
Domer Pyle
Northern Flemish Bastards Inc Yulai Federation
97
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Posted - 2013.08.19 23:24:00 -
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steak:
get a nice cut of beef, such as a porterhouse
-salt -pepper -garlic powder -montreal seasoning
grill until done
chicken:
-salt -pepper -french dressing (i **** you not. it's good. trust me) -medium-high to medium heat. drizzle some dressing on the chicken while it's cooking. both sides.
grill until done.
i'd post my pork tenderloin recipe, too, but i forget what temp i preheat the oven to :\ the seasonings are salt, pepper, garlic, and rosemary, though. "Imagine if the bars to your prison were all you had ever known. Then one day, someone appears and unlocks the door. If they have the power to do this, then are they really the liberator? You never remembered who it was that closed you in." - Ior Labron |
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