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Alpheias
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:11:00 -
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By my missus into going to her parents for dinner...
I seriously feel like this (SFW)
Help me OOPE, you are my only hope! Allow me to be frank. You will not like me. You will not like me now, and you will not like men++ a good deal less as we go on. |
Caleidascope
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
326
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:12:00 -
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You deserve it. Life is short and dinner time is chancy Eat dessert first! |
Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Pandemic Legion
114
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:12:00 -
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You have a tail?
warp drive active |
Grimpak
Duty. The Cursed Few
1079
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:14:00 -
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disengage brain, attempt no talk. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Pepper Swift
Watchers of Eden
6071
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:59:00 -
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do you want smexy time? i suggest you go. make small talk. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
2013
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Posted - 2013.08.31 00:02:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:disengage brain, attempt no talk. This.^
Be polite, too. Smile a little, drink very little, laugh at their jokes. You will be rewarded later. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
1793
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Posted - 2013.08.31 01:06:00 -
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You don't have to talk if your mouth is full. Keep it that way. Chew sloooo oo o oo oooowly. Gesture for seconds. And thirds. Make "this food is great" nonverbal noises. Thumb-em-up.
Disclaimer: do so at your own risk, expect problems. http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/User:Akita_T Build your own EVE PC http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=1559734 |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
55655
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Posted - 2013.08.31 02:02:00 -
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Akita T wrote:You don't have to talk if your mouth is full. Keep it that way. Chew sloooo oo o oo oooowly. Gesture for seconds. And thirds. Make "this food is great" nonverbal noises. Thumb-em-up.
Disclaimer: do so at your own risk, expect problems.
In an equal case, should the food prove to be the opposite and quite awful. Heed the advice of Queen Victoria to her daughter.
Lie back and think of (nation goes here) while swallowing every mouthful with good humour.
And if you lack children, just grin and bear your mother laws nagging about sprogs. Or equally hint that maybe you and the mrs could attempt to make some now between the main dish and pudding. That should keep them quiet for months.
That has worked in my experience. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
4196
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Posted - 2013.08.31 02:30:00 -
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oh, it won't be that bad! |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
17049
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Posted - 2013.08.31 02:50:00 -
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My in-laws love me "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |
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Alice Saki
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
85967
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Posted - 2013.08.31 07:12:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:My in-laws love me
I still have trouble imagining why :D
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Zimmy Zeta
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
29946
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Posted - 2013.08.31 09:43:00 -
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Impress them. Talk about internet spaceships all evening. Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
917
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Posted - 2013.08.31 09:57:00 -
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I hope that lutefisk was served because you made this thread. I would make a sig but it would frighten and offend you. |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
1796
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Posted - 2013.08.31 11:45:00 -
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On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/User:Akita_T Build your own EVE PC http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=1559734 |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
41764
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Posted - 2013.08.31 13:14:00 -
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Akita T wrote:You don't have to talk if your mouth is full. Keep it that way. Chew sloooo oo o oo oooowly. Gesture for seconds. And thirds. Make "this food is great" nonverbal noises. Thumb-em-up.
Disclaimer: do so at your own risk, expect problems.
Also, make distracting yummy-sounds. |
Grimpak
Duty. The Cursed Few
1080
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Posted - 2013.08.31 13:15:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
well ****, congrats to the father. guess we'll be seeing you less and less around here. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
2478
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Posted - 2013.08.31 13:42:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
You dumb ****. Why did you have to do that? I don't want to be the one that becomes everyone' go to guy for computer advice.
Allow me to be frank. You will not like me. You will not like me now, and you will not like men++ a good deal less as we go on. |
Zimmy Zeta
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
29955
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Posted - 2013.08.31 14:41:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
Wow, congratulations, Akita.
I hope you will raise him to become a good miner and cynoalt.
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
2016
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Posted - 2013.08.31 16:22:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
well ****, congrats to the father. guess we'll be seeing you less and less around here. I see what you did there. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Grimpak
Duty. The Cursed Few
1081
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Posted - 2013.08.31 16:39:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:Grimpak wrote:Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
well ****, congrats to the father. guess we'll be seeing you less and less around here. I see what you did there. quite the opposite of what you think, actually. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
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Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
560
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Posted - 2013.08.31 20:30:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
Gratz |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1703
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Posted - 2013.08.31 20:51:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
What is c-section?
Oh, and congratulations (mind thy amnners, mind-thy-manners...) The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Grimpak
Duty. The Cursed Few
1083
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Posted - 2013.08.31 20:52:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:What is c-section? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesarean_section [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
55694
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Posted - 2013.09.01 04:44:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
Thread derail was successful.
Congrats on both counts.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
917
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Posted - 2013.09.01 09:37:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
From now on you will think twice about having sex. I would make a sig but it would frighten and offend you. |
3rr0rc0d3
Paragon Fury Tactical Narcotics Team
5215
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Posted - 2013.09.01 10:44:00 -
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Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
Congratz! You won't be playing much anymore so allow me the obligatory: Your stuff, I can haz? I make spacemusic. www.minddivided.com
Proud supporter of HighDrag Podcast http://highdrag.wordpress.com |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
42056
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Posted - 2013.09.01 11:43:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
Thread derail was successful.Congrats on both counts.
Boy ain't that the truth !
Too soon for pics of the Akita-let ? |
Dead Eye Jon
State War Academy Caldari State
1960
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Posted - 2013.09.01 11:50:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Akita T wrote:On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
What is c-section? Oh, and congratulations (mind thy manners, mind-thy-manners...)
C-Section is when the kid pops out like toast.
Also, Congrats Akita! GÇ£Go then, there are other worlds than these.GÇ¥ "First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire." - Roland Deschain, of Gilead. - The Gunslinger |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
42068
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Posted - 2013.09.01 12:52:00 -
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Did they use The Machine That Goes "Ping!" ? |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
1802
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Posted - 2013.09.01 16:56:00 -
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We have a few "official" film-print pictures from the hospital, but we haven't digitized them yet. There's also a couple of videos on my personal facebook page (which for obvious reasons, sorry, "no can link" here) of the baby just after birth and a few hours later, but they're pretty brief and of mediocre image quality (low light, phone camera). I'll see if I can extract a couple of relevant stills from those.
It's hilarious to see the many "aww, how cute he looks" or equivalent from everybody that posts, even some that say "looks pretty good, especially for a newborn baby" (I still have no idea if people are just being polite or really believe it when they say stuff like that)... ...while both me and my partner still look at the baby and baby pics and go "ayup, we still think all newborn babies look pretty damn ugly, and ours is not really that much of an exception to that rule".
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