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John Caesse
Navy of Xoc The Remnant Legion
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Posted - 2011.10.29 22:40:00 -
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I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.
Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).
If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.
If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s). |
Klask Atriund
Kindred Rising
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Posted - 2011.10.29 22:41:00 -
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NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo |
Vagilicious
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.29 22:43:00 -
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Don't forget to shoot the Jita monument as well! |
DarkAegix
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
178
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Posted - 2011.10.29 22:53:00 -
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I agree with the OP and am now spouting incorrect statements to support my case: -PLEX creates ISK -800mm Repeating Artillery is artillery. All of your fits are terrible. -T2 1600mm steel plates are better than rolled tungsten. -Tier 3 battlecruisers will be overpowered because they'll be able to fit all large modules like 100MN MWDs and Large Armour Repairers because they have extra powergrid and not a bonus to reduce turret powergrid or anything.
Furthermore, I am an AFK Cloaking Goon who's a Falcon alt, like all players in EVE, so everyone should agree with me. |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
29
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Posted - 2011.10.29 22:57:00 -
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You got all it needs to become an "important spaceship" forum poster. |
Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
247
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Posted - 2011.10.29 22:57:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:I agree with the OP and am now spouting incorrect statements to support my case: -PLEX creates ISK -800mm Repeating Artillery is artillery. All of your fits are terrible. -T2 1600mm steel plates are better than rolled tungsten. -Tier 3 battlecruisers will be overpowered because they'll be able to fit all large modules like 100MN MWDs and Large Armour Repairers because they have extra powergrid and not a bonus to reduce turret powergrid or anything.
Furthermore, I am an AFK Cloaking Goon who's a Falcon alt, like all players in EVE, so everyone should agree with me. I get this guy.
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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
187
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Posted - 2011.10.29 23:01:00 -
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John Caesse wrote:I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.
Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).
If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.
If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s).
Hilmar? Features & Ideas Discussion: Agent Finder, Black Holes Needs a banner here.. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2011.10.29 23:16:00 -
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Thread lock? |
Tanya Fox
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.29 23:43:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:Thread lock?
Should be, for lack of any meaningful content. |
Calapine
Xeno Tech Corp Flatline.
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Posted - 2011.10.30 00:00:00 -
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I also agree with the the OP and steer the thread towards a mature discussion by calling all high-sec dwelllers/0.0-residents pussies/griefers. Secure in the knowledge that my pet-peeves are representative of the EvE player base a whole I furthermore add these additional demands:
- Nerfing LvL 4 Missions/Incursions/Moon Goo/Veldspar Mining
- Declaring Jita a CONCORD-free zone.
- Activating a mining laser in high-sec becomes a concord-punishable offense.
- Fully insurable T2 supers-carriers.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
182
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Posted - 2011.10.30 00:02:00 -
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Nyio wrote:John Caesse wrote:I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.
Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).
If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.
If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s). Hilmar?
lol this is a signature |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.30 00:16:00 -
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OP, At least you aren't angry to CCP for breaking their agreement of letting you play free as long you're doing PI. That makes you only the 2nd best troll today. Congrats anyway.
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.10.30 00:52:00 -
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I like this thread. It makes fun of GD. |
ACE McFACE
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.30 01:03:00 -
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Im going to reply in italics and bold because I think it makes my argument better and more meaningful than everyone elses ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING! (Not wearing them so don't waste your time reading this sig) |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
196
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Posted - 2011.10.30 01:04:00 -
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BALLS OF STEEL! The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
132
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Posted - 2011.10.30 01:34:00 -
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John Caesse wrote:I am angry with CCP because the game isn't set up so I win every time at everything. I am a special, all powerful, conquering space hero and I demand that core mechanics of the game be adjusted to fit my self important world view.
Beyond game mechanics, I also know everything about EVE politics, economics, group psychology, and what everyone else wants (which is obviously exactly what I want because I'm so important and knowledgeable).
If CCP does not agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change, I will create (more) horrible, poorly thought out threads featuring my ill-conceived ideas and more than likely a solid dose of bad spelling and grammar.
If that fails, I will probably threaten to cancel my subscription(s).
Excellent satire on GD. |
Di Mulle
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Posted - 2011.10.30 02:35:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:I like this thread. It makes fun of GD.
Aye. Should be sticky.
CCP is unable to implement simpliest things. Like settting to hide signatures. So they sweep it under a rug . Children do that in their pre-shool years, CCP does it being adults. Probably because it is fearless enough. |
DarkAegix
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
183
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Posted - 2011.10.30 03:53:00 -
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Being a Dramiel pilot, I can confirm that the Dramiel does not need to be nerfed. CCP is making a terrible mistake, and I will unsub. |
Written Word
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
77
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Posted - 2011.10.30 04:19:00 -
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Make sure to use your powers as a shadow director of all the major nullsec alliances to get everybody (important) to quit as well. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
81
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Posted - 2011.10.30 04:28:00 -
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I am going to rant about something unrelated because the thread I was replying to got locked.
I am also going to make lots of spaces and
all of you
Quote:so that I can nit pick your posts
I will also be totally oblivious to what you are saying and frustrate you further.
THEN I WILL START SCREAMING and !!! AND!!!
Quote: Quoting developers out of context to support the crazy stuff that I have my panties in a twist about CSM do you think? No matter the changes, high sec people chose the safests. Lots of stick and they will leave. Half the problem is the players in null sec; we do not want to be there with you. |
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Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.30 04:36:00 -
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I, too, am angry and posting. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
WIdot Director of Quality Control and Ironically Signing My Title to Posts To Make People ~mad~ |
Handsome Hussein
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Posted - 2011.10.30 04:43:00 -
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Vagilicious wrote:Don't forget to shoot the Jita monument as well! I am going to pick a random post to quote and attempt a witty response while adding miniscule substance to the argument. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine. |
Flakey Foont
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.30 05:02:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:I agree with the OP and am now spouting incorrect statements to support my case: -PLEX creates ISK -800mm Repeating Artillery is artillery. All of your fits are terrible. -T2 1600mm steel plates are better than rolled tungsten. -Tier 3 battlecruisers will be overpowered because they'll be able to fit all large modules like 100MN MWDs and Large Armour Repairers because they have extra powergrid and not a bonus to reduce turret powergrid or anything.
Furthermore, I am an AFK Cloaking Goon who's a Falcon alt, like all players in EVE, so everyone should agree with me.
I can dig it.
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CCP Cascade
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Posted - 2011.10.30 05:04:00 -
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John Caesse wrote: with CCP because [...] I am a special [...] I demand that [...] everyone else [...] agree with my point of view and meet my demands for change [...] if fails, I will [...] subscription.
After 6 years of playing this game, I can do nothing but agree with the OP. Associate Technical Producer - Core Technology Group |
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Brontoscorpio
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.10.30 05:05:00 -
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Posting in win thread |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
784
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Posted - 2011.10.30 06:03:00 -
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CCP Cascade wrote:John Caesse wrote: with CCP because [...] I am a special [...] I demand that [...] everyone else [...] agree with my point [...] if fails, I will [...] subscription. After 6 years of playing this game, I can do nothing but agree with the OP. Thought you were s'posed to be apolitical? Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
784
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Posted - 2011.10.30 06:07:00 -
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Handsome ******* wrote:I am going to pick Why?
Handsome ******* wrote:a random post to quote and attempt How.
Handsome ******* wrote:a witty response while adding miniscule This is not the case. This is not the case. This is not the case.This is not the case. This is not the case.
Handsome ******* wrote:This is not the case.substance to the argument. When? You fail at this game because you have a total understanding of the mechanics and you should be commended for this attitude.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
509
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Posted - 2011.10.30 06:31:00 -
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The OP pretty much paraphrases every remove local/fix suicide ganking/don't nerf MY POOR SUPERCAPITAL thread |
Azelor Delaria
Error-404
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Posted - 2011.10.30 06:39:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:I agree with the OP and am now spouting incorrect statements to support my case: -PLEX creates ISK -800mm Repeating Artillery is artillery. All of your fits are terrible. -T2 1600mm steel plates are better than rolled tungsten. -Tier 3 battlecruisers will be overpowered because they'll be able to fit all large modules like 100MN MWDs and Large Armour Repairers because they have extra powergrid and not a bonus to reduce turret powergrid or anything.
Furthermore, I am an AFK Cloaking Goon who's a Falcon alt, like all players in EVE, so everyone should agree with me.
I like the cut of your jib. |
Ranka Mei
TANoshii Incorporated New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2011.10.30 06:50:00 -
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Andski wrote:The OP pretty much paraphrases every remove local/fix suicide ganking/don't nerf MY POOR SUPERCAPITAL thread
Or the "I don't want WiS or I'll cancel my subscription!!" thread.
Either way -- and I never thought I'd say this -- it were probably better if CCP returned to just deploying their plans for EVE as they see fit, instead of caving to every angry mob out there.
-- "All your monies AUR belong to us!" -- CCP |
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