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RomeStar
Dust Runners
263
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Posted - 2013.09.12 15:57:00 -
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With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving I ask you:
If you worked at CCP and recently decided to leave or were fired what would you take before you left?
I would finally bang the hot secretary on the 3rd floor before I left then take anything not nailed down that I could fit in my pants. :)
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Alex Vox
Mufa Thukker Industries WHY so Seri0Us
8
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:02:00 -
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You must have an impressive resume. |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1921
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:13:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:I would finally bang the hot secretary on the 3rd floor before I left then take anything not nailed down that I could fit in my pants. :)
Chloroform is a helluva drug. Get real, you play EVE. Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
TheBlueMonkey
Veldspar Industries Brave Collective
522
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:19:00 -
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It's almost always a good idea to **** all over your old job when trying to get a new one. There's no way that's ever going to backfire. |
SmokinDank
Horizon Research Group
70
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:24:00 -
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Burning bridges is a great idea when you leave a company. I'd leave an upper-decker in the bathroom on my way out. ... |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
3302
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:34:00 -
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SmokinDank wrote:Burning bridges is a great idea when you leave a company. I'd leave an upper-decker in the bathroom on my way out.
Yeah, that'll sure teach the janitor a lesson won't it?
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
SpoonRECKLESS
Caldari Provisions
31
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:39:00 -
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Its been so long I've had a job I forgot what it look like having a paycheck halved by taxes. Let me smell your payroll check stub please. Blue
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RomeStar
Dust Runners
264
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:27:00 -
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SmokinDank wrote:Burning bridges is a great idea when you leave a company. I'd leave an upper-decker in the bathroom on my way out.
For those that dont know an upper decker is where you crap in the top section of a toilet bowl. I did this to an ex she hated me for it. Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
3504
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:31:00 -
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Mah stapler!
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Isis Dea
Combat Cruise Control
26
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:32:00 -
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Can I have the hamster holding up time-dialation? He's my hero. |
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Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
431
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:43:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:Can I have the hamster holding up time-dialation? He's my hero. Poor bastard is fagged-out and ready to keel. Better to collect a couple code monkeys. I hear they can even be house-broken. |
Eiji Kusoni
State War Academy Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:49:00 -
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I'd snatch the thousand dollar jeans off Hilmar and do an irish jig as I danced out the door laughing like a lunatic.
Oh yea, and I would snatch up CCP Guard and stuff him in a suitcase, always wanted to do that... |
baltec1
Bat Country
7979
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:01:00 -
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All the copper. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Sweet Sensations Radical Industries
13760
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:24:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:All the copper. And the swords.
I am furnishing this post "as is" I do not provide any warranty whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any relevance or fitness for purpose or any warranty that the contents herein are error-free.
Article 8 is ToSh |
Dave Stark
3651
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:27:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:baltec1 wrote:All the copper. And the swords.
i hear the cases for those swords aren't locked... |
Roxwar
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
110
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:33:00 -
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I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr |
Hra Neuvosto
FinFleet Northern Coalition.
104
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:34:00 -
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Roxwar wrote:I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr CCP Guard would be a better choice. |
Maximus Andendare
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
535
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:34:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving How can you be such a huge troll...
Step onto the battlefield, and you're already dead, born again at the end of the battle to live on and fight another day.
>> Play Dust 514 FREE! Sign up for exclusive gear today! << |
baltec1
Bat Country
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:43:00 -
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Hra Neuvosto wrote:Roxwar wrote:I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr CCP Guard would be a better choice.
He will go in the shirt pocket. |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1936
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Posted - 2013.09.12 19:25:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Hra Neuvosto wrote:Roxwar wrote:I'd take CCP Sunset. Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr CCP Guard would be a better choice. He will go in the shirt pocket.
"I will call you Tyrion from now on." Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
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KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
676
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Posted - 2013.09.12 19:42:00 -
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Id take one of their pencils! >:3
Though Id probably get overwhelmed by guilt and return it the next day, sobbing no doubt. |
Dave Stark
3651
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Posted - 2013.09.12 19:46:00 -
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Roxwar wrote:I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr
i liked her awesome socks at fanfest.
that is, assuming ccp sunset is who i think ccp sunset is... i do often mistake people for other people and such. |
RomeStar
Dust Runners
264
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Posted - 2013.09.12 19:49:00 -
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Maximus Andendare wrote:RomeStar wrote:With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving How can you be such a huge troll...
I have trolling trained to lvl 5 Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
Jonah Gravenstein
Sweet Sensations Radical Industries
13761
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Posted - 2013.09.12 19:57:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Roxwar wrote:I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr i liked her awesome socks at fanfest. that is, assuming ccp sunset is who i think ccp sunset is... i do often mistake people for other people and such. "Redhead" with glasses and awesome socks, the other lass, I have no clue who she is but rawr, who presented the art panel would be under my other arm. I am furnishing this post "as is" I do not provide any warranty whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any relevance or fitness for purpose or any warranty that the contents herein are error-free.
Article 8 is ToSh |
Dave Stark
3651
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Posted - 2013.09.12 20:04:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Dave Stark wrote:Roxwar wrote:I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr i liked her awesome socks at fanfest. that is, assuming ccp sunset is who i think ccp sunset is... i do often mistake people for other people and such. "Redhead" with glasses and awesome socks, the other lass, I have no clue who she is but rawr, who presented the art panel would be under my other arm.
i'll be honest; i skipped the art panel. i don't get all that creative stuff, give me numbers and spreadsheets and statistics any day. |
Maximus Andendare
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
535
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Posted - 2013.09.12 20:48:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:Maximus Andendare wrote:RomeStar wrote:With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving How can you be such a huge troll... I have trolling trained to lvl 5 2/600 = 0.003% = "mass exodus."
Step onto the battlefield, and you're already dead, born again at the end of the battle to live on and fight another day.
>> Play Dust 514 FREE! Sign up for exclusive gear today! << |
Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2256
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Posted - 2013.09.12 20:50:00 -
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The aquarium. Titans were never meant to be "cost effective", its a huge ****.-á- CCP Oveur, 2006
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |
RomeStar
Dust Runners
265
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Posted - 2013.09.12 20:51:00 -
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Maximus Andendare wrote:RomeStar wrote:Maximus Andendare wrote:RomeStar wrote:With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving How can you be such a huge troll... I have trolling trained to lvl 5 2/600 = 0.003% = "mass exodus."
1 oz of sticky purple kush + Eve forum = troll
See what happens to one motivated Jerrys kid. Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting Home Front Coalition
695
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Posted - 2013.09.13 07:13:00 -
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The cake. |
Jove Death
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
78
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Posted - 2013.09.13 07:37:00 -
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Wouldnt take anything.
Just a big smile on what they have just lost. Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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