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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
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Posted - 2013.09.21 06:58:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:Free hugs! Limited time offer!
I'll take two, Schere-suuolo. |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.21 07:17:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:Constantin Baracca wrote:Isis Dea wrote:And real Civire women? o.o Prefer vodka to chardonnay. Well.. then........... *hides her bottle of champagne*
I do have a bottle of 20-year aged cognac handy.
My poison of choice. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
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Posted - 2013.09.21 07:22:00 -
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So hugs and drink; who's down for meeting up 'n catching a game?
Wow, I wish all gutter press threads followed this curve. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
545
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Posted - 2013.09.21 08:44:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Podre Solette wrote:This gives me an idea, lets steal an Imperial Navy Apocalypse and use it to carve a giant image of a vagina into the face of Caldari Prime, then blame it on the Amarrians, whos with me? I've always wondered EXACTLY what it would take to crack the crystal boulevard. Who's with me? For science. Just make me a cyno there, and I will show you, how to make crystal into glass.
For science. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
1206
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Posted - 2013.09.21 09:10:00 -
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It's not that he wanted kick the moon out of orbit to hit the planet it was orbiting. |
Nauplius
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.09.21 13:20:00 -
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Woe to he who presents himself before God at the Judgement having desecrated God's creation by carving male organs into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall cut off and reattach his male organs. Yea, even the nerves shall be reattached after each cutting, because God is just.
Amen. Amarr Victor. |
Podre Solette
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.21 16:02:00 -
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Woe to he who presents himself before Amarrian god at the Amarrian judgement holiday having desecrated Amarrian god's creation by carving female organ into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall........?
Just curious... |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.21 17:04:00 -
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Podre Solette wrote:Woe to he who presents himself before Amarrian god at the Amarrian judgement holiday having desecrated Amarrian god's creation by carving female organ into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall........? Just curious...
Shall what? Shall probably wonder how that canyon with the mountain at the very end geologically affects water distribution. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
chaosjj
State Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2013.09.22 15:53:00 -
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Podre Solette wrote:This gives me an idea, lets steal an Imperial Navy Apocalypse and use it to carve a giant image of a vagina into the face of Caldari Prime, then blame it on the Amarrians, whos with me?
Perhaps after finishing carving said structure, someone should ram a Phoebos into it. All in the name of scientific accuracy ofcourse.
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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
1320
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Posted - 2013.09.22 18:08:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: Just make me a cyno there, and I will show you, how to make crystal into glass.
For science.
It would take anti-matter charges from Dreadnaught class weaponry just to pierce the first out of many layers of crystal. The first layer is the weakest mind you, so you'd need much more firepower to get through the rest. You would probably need a titan's doomsday device to get through it.
If lives and property weren't at risk I too would actually be interested to see what it would take. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3385
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Posted - 2013.09.23 14:26:00 -
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This reminds me of the time me and MirrorGod got drunk while experimenting with Heretic Logistics' new Rorqual.
We never did hear what became of our effort, but I'd wager my carrier that the next miner to roll into that ice field had the surprise of his life. Mane 614
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2013.09.24 11:42:00 -
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I approve of this thread, this is the first Gutter Press thread that had made me laugh out loud. |
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