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Angelique Duchemin
Alexylva Paradox
612
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Posted - 2013.10.14 14:51:00 -
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She was an innocent industrialist before we met. It was all my fault. I was the one who brought her to null. Who exposed her to this violent world. The reason she was there that day. The reason she became what she is now.
It started 5 months ago. Me, Kaiera and a few others were out on patrol when we encountered a rabid goon. We slew the beast. But not before it had time to bite our dear Kaiera. She was unconscious but we managed to get her back to the station.
The medical staff quickly administered the goon vaccine and we were sure she would be alright.
While out on a routine assignment three days days later, Kaiera got separated from the rest of us. When we finally caught up to her but what we saw horrified us. She was standing over a dead miner. Covered in blood.
We tried to catch her so we could get her back home for treatment but she made wild swipes at us and then fled into the darkness.
We tracked her over enormous distances. Following the trail of dead miners. Their blood drained and bodies mutilated. As she drank more of their blood her appetite only grew stronger. Among the local miner tribes she became known as "The bane of miners"
Though she remains elusive, I will keep tracking her.
Poor Daimon Kaiera's soul is lost. Her mortal remains will at last find peace at the hands of these most sacred blasters. As the messenger of the divine punishment of the wind. I will place her soul to rest.
I will vindicate myself by fulfilling the promise I made to her when we went on patrol that day. That no matter what happens I would get you back home.
I demand that you return Kaiera to me so that I may put her to rest as her family would have wanted. Or I will have no choice but to exterminate every single one of you. One at a time until I find her.
OOC (if this even was IC):
Me and Kaiera served together in Serenity Prime Kaiera acquired a thirst for suicide ganking during her membership. When we parted ways I went to StarFleet Enterprises and shortly after that, to Alexylva Paradox
Kaiera on the other hand revelled in her new-found pleasures and joined the goons instead. Something I strongly opposed, and ever since our relationship has been kind of strained. With me trying to convince her to abandon her immoral activities and to repent.
She on the other hand have happily been feeding on miners while trying to sire me into the goons with corrupting promises of blood and glory, sent over mail and conversation.
(if there seems to be lesbian undertones in this story then please get your head out of the gutter. This is "sismance") We miss you Saede. In-depth guide on how to safely mine in High Sec |
Tron 3K
Ship Spinning Industries
118
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Posted - 2013.10.14 14:55:00 -
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Posting in a stealth punching babies thread |
Mr. Orange
Band of Freelancers
296
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Posted - 2013.10.14 14:58:00 -
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What....
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
56428
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:00:00 -
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When is this world going to get seriously down on folks with mental health issues ? Peter Marshall: Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do my job. What was it? -á Paul Lynde:-á ...Makeup? Capped teeth? Loud sports jackets? |
Angelique Duchemin
Alexylva Paradox
612
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:04:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:When is this world going to get seriously down on folks with mental health issues ?
A bit harsh. This parallel just manifested itself while I was working on a surprisingly dull project. I gradually put it down on paper and this is what I ended up with by the time the day was over. A bit over an ovedramatization of my relationship with a friend in Eve.
We miss you Saede. In-depth guide on how to safely mine in High Sec |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3517
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:12:00 -
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Ohhhhhhkaaaayyy
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Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1615
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:14:00 -
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it's not very nice of you to be so unsupportive of your friend's choices and allow your dislike of a corporation to 'strain your relationship'
it appears your friend has already achieved the exhalted position of goonswarm recruiter |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
56434
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:16:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:When is this world going to get seriously down on folks with mental health issues ? A bit harsh. This parallel just manifested itself while I was working on a surprisingly dull project. I gradually put it down on paper and this is what I ended up with by the time the day was over. A bit over an ovedramatization of my relationship with a friend in Eve.
I figured something was up. You had me a little worried there Peter Marshall: Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do my job. What was it? -á Paul Lynde:-á ...Makeup? Capped teeth? Loud sports jackets? |
Jassmin Joy
Oblivion Watch HYDRA RELOADED
204
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:30:00 -
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Eagerly awaiting a retort from our goon "bane of miners". |
Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
82
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:36:00 -
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I can't imagine how the OP could possibly think we are to blame. I mean, I hardly ever kill miners. Sure, perhaps once... or twice a full, err, I mean, blue moon. |
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John XIII
Red Galaxy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
23
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:46:00 -
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Tell us more about the bloody miners but slower this time... |
Silvetica Dian
Manson Family Advent of Fate
176
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:04:00 -
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John XIII wrote:Tell us more about the bloody miners but slower this time...
OP (which i enjoyed btw) was a little hard to get the details straight but i think it went like this.
1. Some carebears experimented with playing eve by blowing people up. 2. one of them enjoyed playing eve and joined a pvp corp so they could do it more. 3. The others were sad and because it is known amongst the carebears that all bad things are the goon's fault have made up some pagan mystical stuff to explain the loss of their friend. 4. Some code violators had their ships confiscated.
So all in all a heart warming story full of joy and glad tidings. Someone will correct me if i am wrong. Hope you are well John btw :).
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Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
370
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:14:00 -
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This just in. Fun is contagious, and spreading. More at 5:30 Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages. |
baltec1
Bat Country
8215
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:16:00 -
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One of us One of us. |
Montami
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:17:00 -
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Good story |
Spurty
990
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:19:00 -
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Haha
Pretty funny --- GòöGòùGòöGòÉGòªGòù GòæGòÜGòúGòæGòæGòÜGòù GòÜGòÉGò¬GòÉGò¬GòÉGò¥
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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
4737
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:26:00 -
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Remember to separate the head from the body before incinerating the frozen corpse in the sun.
It's the only way to be sure. To carve a successful niche for yourself in EVE you need to be able to out sell, out produce, out fight,-á out run, or out wit your competitors. If you can do none of the above, your only option is to complain on the forums that somehow you are at a disadvantage using the exact same tool set-áas the rest of the player base. |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
4037
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:28:00 -
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I fail to see the issue... |
Xavier Higdon
Wolfbane Hauler Inc RECURSIVE ASCENSION
29
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:30:00 -
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It was such a good thread before the goons got butt hurt and posted on their alts out of fear of a miner. Those modulated strip miners must be terrifying in battle. And I understand the OP's distress. If a friend of mine joined a group that openly states their intention is to ruin a game I enjoy, I'd be a bit upset as well. Well I take that back actually. As the goons have been around for awhile and yet are so inept at accomplishing their goal, I'd only be upset if said friend joined any group with such intentions besides the goons. So in other words, let her stay and fail! It'll be good for her. |
Angelique Duchemin
Alexylva Paradox
616
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:32:00 -
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Xavier Higdon wrote:It was such a good thread before the goons got butt hurt and posted on their alts out of fear of a miner. Those modulated strip miners must be terrifying in battle. And I understand the OP's distress. If a friend of mine joined a group that openly states their intention is to ruin a game I enjoy, I'd be a bit upset as well. Well I take that back actually. As the goons have been around for awhile and yet are so inept at accomplishing their goal, I'd only be upset if said friend joined any group with such intentions besides the goons. So in other words, let her stay and fail! It'll be good for her.
Settle down now. This is tongue in cheek. Don't hijack this thread to flame.
We miss you Saede. In-depth guide on how to safely mine in High Sec |
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baltec1
Bat Country
8216
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:37:00 -
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Xavier Higdon wrote:It was such a good thread before the goons got butt hurt and posted on their alts out of fear of a miner. Those modulated strip miners must be terrifying in battle. And I understand the OP's distress. If a friend of mine joined a group that openly states their intention is to ruin a game I enjoy, I'd be a bit upset as well. Well I take that back actually. As the goons have been around for awhile and yet are so inept at accomplishing their goal, I'd only be upset if said friend joined any group with such intentions besides the goons. So in other words, let her stay and fail! It'll be good for her.
Grr goons |
PotatoOverdose
SONS of LEGION RISE of LEGION
373
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:38:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:...if there seems to be lesbian undertones... *Grabs popcorn*
Please .... continue. |
Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1616
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Posted - 2013.10.14 16:49:00 -
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Xavier Higdon wrote:It was such a good thread before the goons got butt hurt and posted on their alts out of fear of a miner. Those modulated strip miners must be terrifying in battle. And I understand the OP's distress. If a friend of mine joined a group that openly states their intention is to ruin a game I enjoy, I'd be a bit upset as well. Well I take that back actually. As the goons have been around for awhile and yet are so inept at accomplishing their goal, I'd only be upset if said friend joined any group with such intentions besides the goons. So in other words, let her stay and fail! It'll be good for her. oh my goodness. please point out the goon alts so we know in future |
Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
715
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:11:00 -
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PotatoOverdose wrote:Angelique Duchemin wrote:...if there seems to be lesbian undertones... *Grabs popcorn* Please .... continue.
They're both men, you doofus. |
Obunagawe
240
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:15:00 -
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Thread makes no sense.
She must have been a goon from the start, as you can't join goons and if you j4g SA then you get raped. |
PotatoOverdose
SONS of LEGION RISE of LEGION
373
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:17:00 -
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Johnny Marzetti wrote:PotatoOverdose wrote:Angelique Duchemin wrote:...if there seems to be lesbian undertones... *Grabs popcorn* Please .... continue. They're both men, you doofus. 97% of Eve is men. What's your point? |
Cerile Audeles
University of Caille Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:21:00 -
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It's such a good RP OP. Guys, please don't derail it :) |
CompleteFailure
Polaris Rising Gentlemen's Agreement
101
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:23:00 -
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So let me get this straight...
Your friend found something "she" likes to do in this game, that makes the game fun for "her," and "she" should stop doing it because you don't like it?
Makes perfect sense. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4833
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:24:00 -
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Obunagawe wrote:Thread makes no sense.
She must have been a goon from the start, as you can't join goons and if you j4g SA then you get raped. Yeah. The friend was in fact already a goon, who happened to play eve before joining the goon playergroup. There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over.
"Progodlegend said the goal of N3 is to destroy Goonswarm Federation, but in reality NCdot is in Fountain due to the fact it is virtually the last place there is action." ~NC., Fountain 2013 |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
983
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Posted - 2013.10.14 17:34:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:she fought her first goon and three days later ... turning into a goon herself. GEWNS wins a Cultural Victory! |
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