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Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
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Posted - 2013.11.03 05:52:00 -
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Hello eve community. On behalf of Grison Interstellar, and our abusive step father company Grison Pharmaceuticals. I am pleased to announce that November is Robot Awareness month.
Robots come in many shapes and sizes.
Robots are the leading cause of such and so forth in general.
Robots may try to trick you into putting your socks on inside out.
Robots are not your friends.
In this day and age robots are in most stations. In fact, when you dock at any CONCORD inspected and certified station in New Eden, A ROBOT is what guides your ship into it's hangar. This same robot guides your ship out of the system when you run away.
If you order food, it is brought to your room by a robot.
This robot, do not eat.-ÅGäó
You will find that in general Robots are the first things that you will experience in New Eden. Her name is Aura. And she is in fact a robot. Aura is one of the most convincing robots that there is. She even smells like a real person.
Yes, it's true. Robots smell just like ordinary people. you can not determine if someone if a robot just by smelling them anymore. They will even pretend to be creeped out and offended by the fact that you just tried to smell this.
This is a defensive this.Gäó
A robot is even responsible for flushing your toilet.
Stay tuned as the month goes on for more robot facts games avoidance tips lists irony and run on sentences. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
destiny2
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.03 06:36:00 -
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You need to stop watching the film Irobot. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.11.03 06:40:00 -
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Well, you can definitely trust a Robot to follow it's programming, just have to worry about the person who programed it.
DMC |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.11.03 06:49:00 -
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Alex youre OK! We were worried! We hadn't heard anything from you in awhile. We figured you had taken too many meds/strange substances and were drooling into the carpet..or worse. We wanted to go check on you...but you know how it is..so many threads to tro...respond to, so little time. Anyways, were glad youre OK.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
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Posted - 2013.11.03 06:54:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Alex youre OK! We were worried! We hadn't heard anything from you in awhile. We figured you had taken too many meds/strange substances and were drooling into the carpet..or worse. We wanted to go check on you...but you know how it is..so many threads to tro...respond to, so little time. Anyways, were glad youre OK.
I was just hanging out in the 3rd reality slice, Plane 4, Astral division potato. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |
Paul Otichoda
Electric Sun Associates
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Posted - 2013.11.03 09:38:00 -
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destiny2 wrote:You need to stop watching the film Irobot.
agreed the I-robot movie is a terrible wreck of the books. Even if the overall plot of the film is kind of like the books. Kinda. But their totally different in tone. though YMMV |
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