Anubis Aureus
Eagles of Wenin
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Posted - 2013.11.09 05:08:00 -
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Dear CCP. Welcome to "How to: LiveEvent!"
A short disclaimer: Here i want to share ideas about liveevents with you! Please take a seat, have ****, take from the cookies. So what does what stand vor? Versionnumber: Ideas who come to mind - we have to give them a number, we have to keep them in some kind order, right? CCP: Stands of course for common computer player. People who talk about the possible event and discuss it! Anticipationlevel Hihi: How much fun will this offer for the playerbase from highsec? Anticipationlevel Ohno: How much fun will this offer for the playerbase from Nullsec?
Let's recapitulate your priamary idea: Send houndres/thousands of Highsec player to slaughter to Nullsec and let the fight Nullsec-Player for some reason!
Well done. Here we go:
Version 1: "For the ghosts of our ancient (failed events)!" CCP1: We do not give out to much information and tell Highsec just to gather in Sarum Prime. Then we let them travel trough non-reinforced nodes over 23 jumps to another Highsec-System, just to lead them right throuh nullsec into hell. Or no wait. Just let us send... Mh... lets say about 200 of them in there as a good start. Nullseccarebears do always need hours to get their haircut well to come to events, so they might start closer to this. And they never got good fittings to fly with and nooo logistics to get equipment. Yeah, that should work. CCP2: "Thats 23 jumps trough highsec without reinforced node... and... erm? Whats that?THAT Nullsec? What about gatecamps there? And isnt THAT system a huge staging system for a NullSec alliance?" CCP1: "stagingwhat? What the hell are you babbling about? Geez... Stawhatever, bubbles... mh... bubblegum! Yo, Miss Seagull, in which pocket did my mom stuff my bubblegum?!" CCP3: "Iiii want some faaaaction battleshiiiiips. Gimme! Gimme gimme! And iiii want staaaation. Highsec players want to kill somethin in Nullsec. Make a station for everyone to shoot at! With a big boom. Yes. Boom boom. Deeeep in Nullsec!" CCP1: "Ogay *chewchew* so we do this! *chewchew* Just write something about eve needs its capsuleers and stuff. *chewchew*. God i do love this anti-brain-bubblegum! Blblblblblblblbl....*sobber*" CCP2 & CCP: "For me toooo!"
AnticipationlevelHihi:ARE YOU F*** SERIOUS? **** ***** CCP ******* ****, ****!!! &$%& *** ****** *** !-í!= 0/10 "might not work that well, tho." AnticipationlevelOhNo:: Turkey shooting! Hell yeah! YARRR and a buddle of... oh they brought shiny stuff as well! = 7/10 "Well done CCP-Guys! That was fun!"
Version 2: "Lemmingtrain, I do fly in my lemmintrain... whoho" CCP1: "Let the highseccarybaerys have some fun! Let sem jump into a closes system so noooo dumb noobierapinggoonie can harm sem! Let sem shoot a station and spawn some one-day old angel-cartel rookienoobiecharacters. CCP2: "We have so bridge sem in sen. Or just warp sem in ser." CCP3: "Whats with se nullsec carebearrapingbubblegumchewersens?" CCP1: "Sey can take part srough se highsecjumportal." CCP3: "Oh! And se explosion from se nullsec was an failed experiment creating new gates srough noob eden ans se highsecarebearys are naow able to save seir game?" CCP2: "Neat!"
AnticipationlevelHihi:Oh this is SO c00l! Just brought my lovely officerfitted ship to take part here. Oh look over there! And there are the bad guys! Haha you cant harm us. Haha! Noobs! = 7/10 "Well done CCP-Guys! That was fun!" AnticipationlevelOhNo:ARE YOU F*** SERIOUS? **** ***** CCP ******* ****, ****!!! &$%& *** ****** *** YOU LET THEM JUMP INTO OUR SPACE AND DONT EVEN LET US POD ALL OF THEM!-í!= 0/10 "might not work that well, tho."
Version 3: "I've seen a light!" CCP1: We should do this whole event in Nullsec in one system. Say noone where we lead the player to. Spawn two titans, one to bridge in every player who is part of the eventfleets in highsec and the other for the pirates. Then let the fight for the station beginn." CCP2: "That might be a bit unfair. Nullsec's are fewer, even while beeing better equipped and lead. We might as well spawn several NPC Battleships at the station if they are to few. We'll see" CCP3: "We might as well tell the Highsec guys that this will be a PvP Event and they might not come back from their mission. Just spread this information about one hour before the jumpbridge starts, otherwise they might come with to much pve-fittings and no actual logis. Or Fc's. CCP1: "Sounds acceptable to me. And dont forget to reinforce the node!" CCP2: "It's very likely the Nullsec guys will win. What's with the highsec NPC-ships then?" CCP3: "As soon as one side is about to loose, while its very likely to be the highsec side, let the titans retreat, abonding their fellow pilots and leave them for slaughter!" CCP1, CCP2, CCP3: "YARRR!!!"
AnticipationlevelHihi:Oh great! A Titan! I've never seen one of these yet! Oh god! So much people in my fleet! So much people in this system! All these ships! OH GOD! INCOMING! FOR HIGHSEEEEEC! FOR OUR NAAAATIOOO... *POUF* "So you died? Well you have a blabla..." So many died! But we failed with honour/won! And look, all these guys who formed new little fleets after their fleet commander dissappered/fled who managed to still put out serious damage or escpaced! = 7/10 WELL DONE! AnticipationlevelOhNo:: [i] THE NULLSEC HAS COME TO CLAIM YOUR PODS FOR THE PODGOD! BRIDGE IN DA DRAEDNADS! SLAUGHTER THEM! Holy ****! What a fight! Didnt expect these carebears to kill so much of us! Whoa! = 9/10 AWESOME!"[/i} |