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Tubrug1
Zebra Corp Gentlemen's Agreement
328
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:29:00 -
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Hi ccp, i hearby enclose my application to apply for chief **** in response to mad ani making me aware position is available.
tubrik 1 24/7 photo
Purpose: i mak words about space
Started writing: it was a wedsday in june
Amount of known EVE subscribers: ccp sad there were 500,000 subscibers
pls hire me, tubrik1. i am make lots of words about the space game. i am gd at beg 4 money. once i made a new player start eve and told him that ibis is #1 ship. i didnt explain but he went to jita and doubled isk. i do g8 job at explaning game to new plays, but sometimes some questions make me angry, and make me irate about life so i tell person who asked question to **** off. i am gd at begging for money, i hav begged for multipel money since i made eve onion. when i write bad words on articles i dont make comments subscribers only unlike mad ani becsue i am not *****.
ppl will confirm i will make very good ccp employee
hope u will consider hiring me, tubrik1, to become CCP tubrik1.
i can also put hat on head
Writer of The Eve Onion http://eveion.blogspot.co.uk/
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HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
618
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:33:00 -
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THE JOB IS MINE. ITS MINE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MANY SECONDS I HAVE PUT INTO MY COMMUNITY TWITTER FEED
i need this. really i need this i dont know what will keep my attention for the next twelve minutes if i dont get this
PLEASE Follow me on twitter |
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
457
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:33:00 -
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CCP, hire this man immediately. He is clearly exceptionally well-qualified for any and all available jobs. This could be the best thing to happen to the company since Incarna. Stealth OST puns and blatant lies since 2009 Jace Errata on Twitter
One day they woke me up so I could live forever It's such a shame the same will never happen to you |
Jaffinator
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
52
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:33:00 -
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CCP THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON YOUR TEAM!!!! |
Sunarin Elentari
ZOMBIEBEACHPARTYPATROL Li3 Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:37:00 -
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This post made me cry with laughter.
Well played Sir! |
Katarina Panatri
Aliastra Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:39:00 -
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Scapegoats are always good, |
Funless Saisima
Strange Energy Gentlemen's Agreement
32
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:43:00 -
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I have worked with Tubrug1 for several seconds and can confirm he would be an excellent candidate. |
Capt Starfox
Red Galaxy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
501
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:48:00 -
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This man deserves that position! Hire him CCP! What are you waiting for!? Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet |
Alphonse Nagato
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:52:00 -
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tubrik1 for President! |
Sir Spottington
Merchants Trade Consortium The Last Chancers.
52
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:52:00 -
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well that cheered me up lol |
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KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
709
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Posted - 2013.11.12 22:06:00 -
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That.
Was.
Awesome. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-áVote For Emergent Gameplay and the Sandbox. Vote Erotica 1 For CSM!!!! -á-á |
Tubrug1
Zebra Corp Gentlemen's Agreement
342
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Posted - 2013.11.12 22:26:00 -
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is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words? Writer of The Eve Onion http://eveion.blogspot.co.uk/
I have a Twitter |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2293
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:00:00 -
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Tubrug1 is probably a spy, so please make him a CCP so he can't spy on our spies. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Mhax Arthie
172
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:00:00 -
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Tubrug1 wrote:is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words? In the mean time on SiSi, you abandoned a brand new Stratios near one of the moons in the X-7OMU system. The sisters are mad. |
Tubrug1
Zebra Corp Gentlemen's Agreement
344
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:09:00 -
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Mhax Arthie wrote:Tubrug1 wrote:is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words? In the mean time on SiSi, you abandoned a brand new Stratios near one of the moons in the X-7OMU system. The sisters are mad.
****, I thought no one would find it there. Writer of The Eve Onion http://eveion.blogspot.co.uk/
I have a Twitter |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity HumAnnoyeD
139
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:27:00 -
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+1
I would rather have this guy develop my Eve then a guy that points cameras in space and things he is hot ****. Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! |
Solstice Project
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
4484
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:28:00 -
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Tubrug1 wrote:Hi ccp, i hearby enclose my application to apply for chief **** in response to mad ani making me aware position is available. tubrik 1 24/7 photoPurpose: i mak words about space Started writing: it was a wedsday in june Amount of known EVE subscribers: ccp sad there were 500,000 subscibers pls hire me, tubrik1. i am make lots of words about the space game. i am gd at beg 4 money. once i made a new player start eve and told him that ibis is #1 ship. i didnt explain but he went to jita and doubled isk. i do g8 job at explaning game to new plays, but sometimes some questions make me angry, and make me irate about life so i tell person who asked question to **** off. i am gd at begging for money, i hav begged for multipel money since i made eve onion. when i write bad words on articles i dont make comments subscribers only unlike mad ani becsue i am not *****. ppl will confirm i will make very good ccp employee hope u will consider hiring me, tubrik1, to become CCP tubrik1. i can also put hat on head HAHAHAHAHA pic made me laugh :D |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
167
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:32:00 -
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Tubrug for president! Not sure of which country though. I guess you just have to pick one at random and rename it Tubrugia. |
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
16
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Posted - 2013.11.12 23:40:00 -
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Copy cats are copying, and boring. |
Kestrel Clearsky
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.11.13 00:17:00 -
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I like rik.
Tubrik 2014 |
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Jayne Fillon
Sanctuary of Shadows Axiomatic Dominion
136
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Posted - 2013.11.13 00:37:00 -
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Not the CCP we need, but the CCP we deserve.
The CCP of my heart. Can't shoot blues if you don't have any. Long Live NPSI. |
Seraph Essael
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
180
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Posted - 2013.11.13 01:01:00 -
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And my axe!!!
+1 for a compelling and awesome argument... Tubrik1 for CCP!!! Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
3630
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Posted - 2013.11.13 02:15:00 -
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..............
*picks up and eyeballs bottle of wine*
... did you jest git... *HIC* ... better?? Cause I can't believe dat piple be funneh ani'mo. *HIC* Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2482
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Posted - 2013.11.13 04:01:00 -
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Quote:5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Thread closed. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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