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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
215
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Posted - 2013.11.23 10:16:00 -
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We have glorious news. Tomorrow entire Providence region celebrates our, the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist birthday.
We have lived long and prosperous life and seen the golden age of our glorious Empire and its crumbling hardships. Today we are blessed, for we witness the beginning of second reclaiming as her majesty leads us all from victory to another victory.
We invite all our friends in and outside of Providence to gather their gifts as a huge pile on our feet. We wish to have lot of expensive gifts as a sign of your neverending admiration and gratitude. |
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
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Posted - 2013.11.23 11:13:00 -
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Who?
I'm sorry, but while I frequent the Providence region, and getting to know the inhabitants like Curitas Veritas Alliance, 4TH District and such, I can't remember seeing you or any afflifiates there. To add to it, your name hasn't come up so far in discussions and talks I had in that region. From the pompeous proclamation you made, one would think you would leave a more recogniziable mark in the region. Marooned in Space Latest Top Newsfeed: Concord clears Jita Local comms! |
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
215
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Posted - 2013.11.23 11:19:00 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:Who?
I'm sorry, but while I frequent the Providence region, and getting to know the inhabitants like Curitas Veritas Alliance, 4TH District and such, I can't remember seeing you or any afflifiates there. To add to it, your name hasn't come up so far in discussions and talks I had in that region. From the pompeous proclamation you made, one would think you would leave a more recogniziable mark in the region.
Rarely one see such ignorance like this. Without us and our part of the valiant resistance during AAA occupation, you might not be able to visit in Providence today and enjoy it bountifull possibilities. |
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
215
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Posted - 2013.11.23 11:56:00 -
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As a gift, we hope to recieve plex's. Rich organizations, like alliances can easily give us multiple plex. |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
358
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Posted - 2013.11.23 12:17:00 -
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I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate. |
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
215
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Posted - 2013.11.23 13:02:00 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate.
Such insulting cheap gift are not accepted. |
Kalanaja
Dog Nation United The East India Co.
52
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Posted - 2013.11.23 17:14:00 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate.
You may be a blooder. But, I did get a good chuckle out of that. How is no one has disabled this man's clones yet, and then killed him so he won't come back. |
Kithrus
Deus Fides Empire Curatores Veritatis Alliance
295
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Posted - 2013.11.23 18:36:00 -
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I give you the gift of Air from my lungs.
Which should be more then enough because that's all we ever get from you. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
1833
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Posted - 2013.11.23 18:46:00 -
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Last year I tried to give you a fully fit executioner frigate, and you turned it down! |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1419
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Posted - 2013.11.23 20:42:00 -
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For all those titles sir I'll donate a hug. No strings attached.
Happy birthday I guess. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
358
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Posted - 2013.11.23 20:42:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate. Such insulting cheap gift are not accepted.
I didn't say what it was fitted with.
And now you will never know if it had Corpii A-type things on it, and billions of ISK worth of cargo. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
513
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Posted - 2013.11.23 21:41:00 -
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Kithrus wrote:I give you the gift of Air from my lungs.
Which should be more then enough because that's all we ever get from you.
Oh damn, that's some thermal damage right there...
*laughs* Nothing Personal - Just Business...
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Odelya d'Hanguest
ZERO HEAVY INDUSTRIES 24eme Legion Etrangere
214
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Posted - 2013.11.23 22:23:00 -
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Happy Birthday, Vaari!
Preposterous mockers wrote:... Behave children! Book of Prayers GÇö GalNet Profile GÇö Viva la Legion! GÇö Laudetur Khanid! |
Kyseth
Touring New Eden Haven.
9747
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Posted - 2013.11.23 22:25:00 -
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I think I have a jump clone in the area. Maybe I'll drop by and... wave.
But in case I can't make it to the party:
o/ |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
252
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Posted - 2013.11.24 00:40:00 -
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Some day you peasants will realize the grievous mistake you've made in your ill-conceived attempts at mocking the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist.
I wouldn't hesitate to offer a few dozen gold and diamond encrusted PLEX as gifts, but I fear that such bold and presumptuous behaviour from such a lowly one as myself would be an insult in the radiant presence of the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist.
Fie upon those who would mock the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist. Fie I say. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Denak Calamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
125
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Posted - 2013.11.24 10:55:00 -
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I think I had some old copy of a Gutter Press article lying somewhere, I could give you that.
And happy birthday, I guess. Grahisha of the Intaki Liberation Front // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry, Dangerous Equipment published 17/11/13 |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
513
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Posted - 2013.11.24 12:31:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:I think I had some old copy of a Gutter Press article lying somewhere, I could give you that.
GP should run Lord Vaari's rants in every issue...it's too hilarious not to! Nothing Personal - Just Business...
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Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
163
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Posted - 2013.11.24 22:42:00 -
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Unfortunately, I am but a lowly intelligence officer. I have neither the grace nor the magnificence to present even the most humbling of gifts to the great Golden Mountain that is Lord Vaari. |
Dangirdas Bachir
Monstrosity Inc
510
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Posted - 2013.11.25 07:21:00 -
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You'll receive a royal dickslap from me. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
454
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Posted - 2013.11.26 17:41:00 -
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Vaari wrote: Rarely one see such ignorance like this .
You not look in the mirror then when polishing that shiney slaphead ? |
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Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
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Posted - 2013.11.26 18:16:00 -
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I detect a distinctly more hostile tone this year, particularly from the Amarr capsuleers. Such disrepect to the Golden Mountain and a Holder! What is the youth coming today? Who are they to cast stones? Like Scripture says, if I misremember right: "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone."
I will be sending a luxuriously furnished Amarr Shuttle that can be used to chauffer his Highness around his holdings. It can be picked up by one of his minions in Amarr system. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3798
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Posted - 2013.11.26 18:30:00 -
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I give you the gift of Uncomfortable Truth.
No-one on the IGS respects you or Imperial Pharmacy because of any actual accomplishment. You're actually somewhat of a liability, as your corporation's kill record clearly shows. The reason you are respected - or, more often, given the pretense of respect - is because people find you and your corporation hilarious, not because of the vast list of (entirely self-proclaimed and unofficial) titles you decided to give yourself. There are many people on the IGS entirely unconvinced that you aren't just some form of extremely dedicated satirist. Your efforts didn't have any perceptible effect on whether or not CVA held Providence - over its entire operational lifespan, IPHAR has only seven confirmed kills to its name, and all kills of any notable ISK value were piggyback mentions on targets CVA already had more than enough firepower to destroy.
You're not Providence's saviour, you're the man who wears Providence's animal costume and gets in fights with the cheerleaders. Mane 614
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Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
3544
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Posted - 2013.11.26 18:45:00 -
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Speak for yourself Ixiris. PRAISE BE TO THE GREAT TEACHER, HOLDER OF HEAVENS LIGHT, SKILLED MINER, ETC.
My gift(s) unto you are forthcoming.
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Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
712
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Posted - 2013.11.27 22:49:00 -
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Lord Vaari appears to be quite important.
I hope he receives many gifts. Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook-á |
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
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Posted - 2013.11.29 12:50:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I give you the gift of Uncomfortable Truth.
No-one on the IGS respects you or Imperial Pharmacy because of any actual accomplishment. You're actually somewhat of a liability, as your corporation's kill record clearly shows. The reason you are respected - or, more often, given the pretense of respect - is because people find you and your corporation hilarious, not because of the vast list of (entirely self-proclaimed and unofficial) titles you decided to give yourself. There are many people on the IGS entirely unconvinced that you aren't just some form of extremely dedicated satirist. Your efforts didn't have any perceptible effect on whether or not CVA held Providence - over its entire operational lifespan, IPHAR has only seven confirmed kills to its name, and all kills of any notable ISK value were piggyback mentions on targets CVA already had more than enough firepower to destroy.
You're not Providence's saviour, you're the man who wears Providence's animal costume and gets in fights with the cheerleaders.
Nagging peasants like yourself would not agree of our importance even if your mother's life would depand on it.
While it is true that our glorious corporation does not hold any noticeable military or economic prowess compared to the mighty alliances of the Providence Block, no one can deny our dedication to this region with good conscience. During the misguided AAA occupation, we, and our peasants had important role of ruining Adeptus Astartes Alliance economical operations before CVA assault on their holdings. We alone halted their entire industrial operation, and destoroyed many of their local garrison ships before liberation fleets arrived to drive the heathens out of our home.
Imperial Pharmacy is propably most loyal friend of all Providence residents. We have often said, that Iphar has been more loyal to the CVA than many of the now defected member corporations of the CVA.
We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly. |
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
160
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Posted - 2013.11.29 17:24:00 -
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Who? aÑÉ |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3801
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Posted - 2013.11.29 18:00:00 -
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Vaari wrote:While it is true that our glorious corporation does not hold any noticeable military or economic prowess compared to the mighty alliances of the Providence Block, no one can deny our dedication to this region with good conscience. During the misguided AAA occupation, we, and our peasants had important role of ruining Adeptus Astartes Alliance economical operations before CVA assault on their holdings. We alone halted their entire industrial operation, and destoroyed many of their local garrison ships before liberation fleets arrived to drive the heathens out of our home. Your statement is conveniently devoid of any evidence to back up your claims, so what you're saying is "our corporation does not have any noticeable military or economic power... but we totally did notable military or economic things, honest!"
And by the way, AAA stands for Against All Authorities.
Vaari wrote:Imperial Pharmacy is propably most loyal friend of all Providence residents. We have often said, that Iphar has been more loyal to the CVA than many of the now defected member corporations of the CVA. Which is of course why you ended up on the kill-on-sight lists of both CVA and PIE Inc.
Multiple times.
Vaari wrote:We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly. Well isn't that tragic for you. Deal with it. Mane 614
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
2455
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Posted - 2013.11.30 05:02:00 -
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Warm Regards to you and yours on this auspicious event, Lord Vaari. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
462
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Posted - 2013.11.30 11:27:00 -
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Vaari wrote: We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.
Not think he was questioning it at all, he made it pretty clear of your importance. |
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
222
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Posted - 2013.11.30 12:47:00 -
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Mra Rednu wrote:Vaari wrote: We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.
Not think he was questioning it at all, he made it pretty clear of your importance.
WE are the most important person of the Providence. In social ladder of the Empire, we are the most highest ranking citizen in the Providence. This makes us the Amarr Empire outside the Empire borders. |
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