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Ivy greene
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.11.26 01:57:00 -
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So I recently got myself the phoenix and un-docked it without equipping it with anything, So now I'm wondering how do I equip it with stuff if I'm unable to dock? Also, how exactly do I jump to other systems? I'm stuck |
Lilliana Stelles
964
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:03:00 -
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Oh jeez. I hope this is a joke.
First off, the phoenix can dock. Capital ships can dock. Supercapitals (supercarriers and titans) cannot dock.
In order to refit a ship that cannot dock, you have to use an extra-large ship maintenance array. http://games.chruker.dk/eve_online/item.php?type_id=24646 Any alliance that can support a supercapital should already have these set up.
In order to jump between systems in a capital, several conditions must be met. You must be in range of a beacon or cyno field. https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Cynosural_Generator_Array https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Cynosural_Field_Generator_I The field must be in your fleet if not a beacon anchored to a POS. You must have fuel.
Each capital ship uses the race's ice isotopes (aka, Phoenix is nitrogen). The cynosural field is fueled by liquid ozone. You can check your range using the jump planner: http://www.eve-icsc.com/jumptools/jumpplanner.php Not a forum alt.-á |
Ivy greene
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:22:00 -
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never mind it got destroyed |
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2969
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:29:00 -
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Well seeing as how you didn't know it could dock it's probably best you lost it as that was gonna happen ones way or another very soon. The Drake is a Lie |
Keno Skir
Brutor Tribe
452
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:38:00 -
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Was this a joke or what? Anyone seen a killmail?
Can we see a killmail please?
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Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1240
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:39:00 -
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Please EVEmail me the lossmail. This one sounds like it could be entertaining. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
Ivy greene
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:40:00 -
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how do I link this killmail thingy? |
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2970
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:43:00 -
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Upload it to Zkillboard The Drake is a Lie |
Ivy greene
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:56:00 -
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can't get on zkillboard
so I just uploaded it to imgur instead
http://i.imgur.com/6kbuXu7.jpg |
Jim Roebuck
StarFleet Enterprises Fatal Ascension
142
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Posted - 2013.11.26 02:58:00 -
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Oh you dumbass.
Yeah, you do deserve to lose that Phoenix, seeing as you are 1) in an NPC corp, 2) no tank no nothing fitted, and 3) it looks like you just trained to fly it for the lulz or something. "Black shadows hanging over his shoulders Black mark up against your name Your green eyes couldn't get any colder There's red poison flowing through your veins..." AC/DC, Evil Walks |
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Iria Ahrens
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
99
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Posted - 2013.11.26 03:45:00 -
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How does a new citizen fly a cap?
Have they really lowered the skill requirements that bad? Because you disdained all my counsel, and my reproof you ignoredGÇö I, in my turn, will laugh at your doom; will mock when terror overtakes you; -- Ultimate Griefer's Handbook |
Lilliana Stelles
964
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Posted - 2013.11.26 03:46:00 -
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Confirmed.
https://zkillboard.com/detail/34785517/
Iria: Yeah, they don't need BS5 anymore. Not a forum alt.-á |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
3680
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Posted - 2013.11.26 04:14:00 -
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Posting in a comedy thread.
This is almost as funny as that Rorqual that tried to jump through a stargate a few years ago. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Old Phill
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2013.11.26 05:46:00 -
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destroyed my lord that was good i thought it was a joke checked eve kills and was like damn i mean i thought logic would call atleast try to dock and if you thought it couldnt dock back up why wouldnt you atleast fit something |
J'Poll
CDG Playgrounds
2529
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Posted - 2013.11.26 06:29:00 -
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And another pilot added to the list of people not worthy my time to help them.
You bought a cap without doing any bit of research on them...you did not deserve that ship and its best you lost it this soon.
And why oh why would a NPC dweller need a Phoenix any way. You do know they are fleet ships that require sub cap backup to survive. Want to have some chat in game? Need help to get into the game as a new player? Just join my channel: Crazy Dutch Guy |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2767
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Posted - 2013.11.26 06:33:00 -
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This is why you do not buy a character so you can fly a dread. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Frank Pannon
Fallen Supremacy SCUM.
76
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Posted - 2013.11.26 07:55:00 -
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Well Ivy, you really should have done research BEFORE you undocked.
And PLEASE get out of that NPC corp, I doubt you get anything positive from being in it ... I have an alt in an NPC corp, and the level of misinformation, tinfoil and trolling is gigantic in chat. |
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
339
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Posted - 2013.11.26 11:46:00 -
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Jim Roebuck wrote:Oh you dumbass.
Yeah, you do deserve to lose that Phoenix, seeing as you are 1) in an NPC corp, 2) no tank no nothing fitted, and 3) it looks like you just trained to fly it for the lulz or something.
and 4) It was a frickin' Pheonix.
:D
If/when I get a Cap in a year or two maybe it would be either Archon/Revelation/Thanatos/Moros.
Because I know the Archon > Thanny, and Moros > Rev, but the Thanny/Rev look so smexy. :D
05 player and damn proud to have been purely sub-cap my whole damn EVE Life. |
Bel Tika
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel's
25
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Posted - 2013.11.26 12:11:00 -
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Atleast you tried and got to undock an look at it m8 there always that :D |
Braxus Deninard
Sky Fighters
246
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Posted - 2013.11.26 12:22:00 -
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Oh god this is amazing, thread of the year every year |
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Good Posting
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
40
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Posted - 2013.11.26 12:27:00 -
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This could be a new level of trolling like when i create a character, buy and iteron and fill it with worthless stuff and then i jump to low sec. The next step is to make a fun thread in GD.
I don't think this is a legit loss and GD is the place for these jokes. |
Haedonism Bot
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
489
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Posted - 2013.11.26 13:29:00 -
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hehe....he...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Heh....sorry, guy, I feel your pain, I do. Tell you what, next time you buy a capital ship let me know. I'll...um...help you with it. everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com |
Ivy greene
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.11.26 13:47:00 -
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hmmm a shady cloaked figure saying he will help... sure |
J'Poll
CDG Playgrounds
2530
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Posted - 2013.11.26 14:03:00 -
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Good Posting wrote:This could be a new level of trolling like when i create a character, buy and iteron and fill it with worthless stuff and then i jump to low sec. The next step is to make a fun thread in GD.
I don't think this is a legit loss and GD is the place for these jokes.
This also crossed my mind. And if its a troll...time for ISD to lock the thread.
But only after all people can make fun of the idiot. Want to have some chat in game? Need help to get into the game as a new player? Just join my channel: Crazy Dutch Guy |
Thomas Builder
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
153
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Posted - 2013.11.26 15:13:00 -
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J'Poll wrote:But only after all people can make fun of the idiot. Why do you call him that? He seems to have fun, so by definition, he's winning EVE, even though it's a very expensive way to have fun. |
Cara Forelli
Darkstorm Corporation
57
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Posted - 2013.11.26 15:35:00 -
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Don't take it too hard Ivy. Just use this as a learning experience. Welcome to EVE, where you truly should never "fly what you cannot afford to lose."
On the bright side, this proved very amusing to the bitter vets. Just do a bit more research next time before you undock in something shiny. In the end, they are just internet spaceships. You can come back from this, though it may be a while before certain people allow you to live it down.
www.ensignyooch.wordpress.com |
Lilliana Stelles
965
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Posted - 2013.11.26 15:46:00 -
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To be fair it wasn't *that* expensive of a loss. The thing was completely unfitted, after all, and (iirc) the least valuable dreadnought. Sure, it may cost more than battleship, but once you consider the average machariel loss mail with its deadspace fitting and T2 rigs, this thing wasn't all that bad of a loss. Not a forum alt.-á |
razzukel certiko
The Tuskers
0
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Posted - 2013.11.26 15:51:00 -
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I feel atm a bit bad about killing that guy but thats eve. First off I dont know that guy and just spotted him with my alt sitting at the uedama gate and trying to jump into high sec. With raz (in my tengu) being 10 jumps out I burned as fast as I could towards Kubinen. When I arrived there he logged off but I saw him still on scan and warped to the sun to see where he is. When I landed there I just saw him entering warp 100km away from me. Unfortunattly I reshiped my alt from his boosting loki to a cyno punisher and had to do 1 jump to get the probing loki. When I started scanning he dissapeared. Then I just sit there for 10-15 mins waiting for him to log back in. He logged back I pointed him cynoed in my moros alt and he died in under 1 min (He initiated self destruct in structure). I just can say aswell dont buy a ship befor you know atleast how to move it. gf to all involved (some pirats shoot my moros after the phoenix died).
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Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
2993
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Posted - 2013.11.26 16:11:00 -
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razzukel certiko wrote:I feel atm a bit bad about killing that guy but thats eve. First off I dont know that guy and just spotted him with my alt sitting at the uedama gate and trying to jump into high sec. With raz (in my tengu) being 10 jumps out I burned as fast as I could towards Kubinen. When I arrived there he logged off but I saw him still on scan and warped to the sun to see where he is. When I landed there I just saw him entering warp 100km away from me. Unfortunattly I reshiped my alt from his boosting loki to a cyno punisher and had to do 1 jump to get the probing loki. When I started scanning he dissapeared. Then I just sit there for 10-15 mins waiting for him to log back in. He logged back I pointed him cynoed in my moros alt and he died in under 1 min (He initiated self destruct in structure). I just can say aswell dont buy a ship befor you know atleast how to move it. gf to all involved (some pirats shoot my moros after the phoenix died).
This is almost worthy of an ALOD article...
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Kimsemus
Ever Flow Northern Coalition.
125
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Posted - 2013.11.26 16:15:00 -
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ITT: For some reason people are amazed by people losing caps in silly ways. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
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