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Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:22:00 -
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Yeah! I was listening in on the Summits, and saw that guy Tibberus Thessaroni and Deaderoo and Ever Polevka and Sofie Rosebud from The Slaves Foundations, and I was totally depressed because, like, they're really really nice dudes, but they've been enslaved!
We need'a do somethin' about that!
FREE THE SLAVES FOUNDATIONS!!!
They have lots of cute guys, right? And girls too! Cuz I'm into that! But they're all enslaved by evil Amarrians! We have to fight for their freedom!
LET FREEDOM RIIIING!
We all know what its like to be told what to do, right? Like, you gotta pay taxes, and you gotta change the channel when mum doesn't like you watching "Oiled Lifeguards of Yellow County" because she says it's too explicit. Horrible! These people don't even have oiled lifeguards! Or even a Yellow County!
The Slaves Foundations need love and hugs and kisses just like anyone else, you know! They say they don;t, but they are just really sad because they don't have mommies or daddies anymore, because they got Slaved! And .. Foundationed! I think this is really sad, because everybody needs hugs and kisses, right?!
This is totes not cool! So I am starting a new humanitarian effort where we can fight for The Slaves Foundations freedom, so they can all enjoy oiled lifeguards and ice cream and hugs and kisses! So if you see one, make sure you unlock his handcuffs and give him a big hug and a kiss!
IM COMING FOR YOU TIBBALUS! ... and the rest of you too!
I will SAVE you! |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
370
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:25:00 -
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First in line for hugs and kisses would be Citizen Ahvar. We can take you to meet him if you wouldn't mind a trip to the Promised Land. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
1845
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:25:00 -
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You have a pilots license? |
Sofia Roseburn
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
85
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:27:00 -
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I'm in it for the money. Got a better offer? If only we had more people like Launette Vylier. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
2484
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:32:00 -
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What. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:34:00 -
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OH MY GOD ITS TRUE?! It even says TRUE Slaved Foundation!!!
The evil Amarrs did this to you!
Shh. Don't worry! I will love you! I will take care of you! |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1657
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:44:00 -
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A give-away?
Great! I'll take some free TSF if there's any left. Any chance of delivery? Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:04:00 -
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Yah! We can totally share them! I want the Tiberium guy though! He's got the cutest little frown!!! |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1657
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:17:00 -
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Oh I see. TSF is a peoples?
That's very kind of them to allow you to give them away. I've purchased numerous slaves in the past, only to give them their freedom along with an offer to join our team. Most choose to stay.
So, who have I got to choose from and what skills do they have? Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Gen Kumon
Naqam Shaktipat Revelators
7
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:18:00 -
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...are your implants malfunctioning? |
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Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:25:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Oh I see. TSF is a peoples?
That's very kind of them to allow you to give them away. I've purchased numerous slaves in the past, only to give them their freedom along with an offer to join our team. Most choose to stay.
So, who have I got to choose from and what skills do they have?
OMG! They are not slaves! Well, they are slaves, but they shouldn't be slaves. Because slaves are BAD. Well, they are really nice slaves, but it's bad to BE slaves.
You wouldn't want to be slaves, would you?!
Gen Kumon wrote:...are your implants malfunctioning?
Baby, these are real, sheesh.
Wait a minute! You're one of those Shakepot Revealers! ARE YOU A SLAVER?! |
Denak Calamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
133
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:27:00 -
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I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Probably both.
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Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1657
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:29:00 -
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Cerise Solette wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Oh I see. TSF is a peoples?
That's very kind of them to allow you to give them away. I've purchased numerous slaves in the past, only to give them their freedom along with an offer to join our team. Most choose to stay.
So, who have I got to choose from and what skills do they have? OMG! They are not slaves! Well, they are slaves, but they shouldn't be slaves. Because slaves are BAD. Well, they are really nice slaves, but it's bad to BE slaves. You wouldn't want to be slaves, would you?! You didn't answer my question. What kind of sales person are you?
And I guess I am a slave in some contexts, ma'am, to Bob. She whips me back and forth on a regular basis, but I like it. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
546
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:31:00 -
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My gibberish translator program is working overtime lately. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Iwan Terpalen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
79
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:32:00 -
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Okay, so, who slipped the Blue Pill into pilot Solette's nutrient injector? Stand up, whoever you are.
(You deserve a pat on the back.) |
Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:33:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Probably both.
You should cry for all the lost and lonely Truly Slaves! They are very sad, and they need to be saved, like on those puppy commercials that play the sad music.
Just look at their sad faces! LOOK AT THEM.
And you tell me. Don't they deserve a loving home?!
Adopt a TSF today! |
Katran Luftschreck
1676
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:34:00 -
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Umm ... TSF is Sansha's Nation.
Or is OP simply being sarcastic? Nullsec in a Nutshell: http://nedroid.com/comics/2006-08-24-2155-arrrdino.gif |
Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:40:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:Umm ... TSF is Sansha's Nation.
Or is OP simply being sarcastic?
Well Sasha isn't taking very good care of them now is she?! |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1657
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:48:00 -
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Well since you refuse to answer my question I call hoax on your give-away.
But on the off-chance I'm wrong I took the time to answer my own question. Seems this organization has around sixty slaves in it, many of whom appear skilled in various trades and some of which are easy on the eye - a definite prerequisite to joining my family.
I'm terrible at making decisions, it's why I lead a wormhole corporation, so I'll just take whomever you decide to give me. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Job Valador
Super Moose Defence Force Mortem Sigil
413
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Posted - 2013.12.09 22:54:00 -
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Dis she really just call Sansha, Sasha? Oh god my sides. Red hair does not suit you in this case darling, just saying. "The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement." |
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DeadRow
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
152
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Posted - 2013.12.10 02:43:00 -
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I think I dribbled from laughing too much. |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1658
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Posted - 2013.12.10 03:57:00 -
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DeadRow wrote:I think I dribbled from laughing too much. This one seems to have a fine sense of humor.
I'll take her. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
DeadRow
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
152
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Posted - 2013.12.10 04:02:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:DeadRow wrote:I think I dribbled from laughing too much. This one seems to have a fine sense of humor. I'll take her.
My place or your's? |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1660
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Posted - 2013.12.10 04:35:00 -
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DeadRow wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:DeadRow wrote:I think I dribbled from laughing too much. This one seems to have a fine sense of humor. I'll take her. My place or your's? That's quaint. You must be new to slavery?
My place of course. You no longer have 'a place', other than by my side or wherever I may direct your presence from time to time. Neither do you have a name anymore, merely a number and that number is K162. But for my convenience you will be known as "Giggles", seeing as most of my pilots are terrible at math.
Now don't get me wrong, Giggles, I'm not really into slavery as such and you maybe caught my earlier statement about how I generally offer those in your unfortunate position freedom and choices - ultimately. But for now you will respect your lowly position, remain as Giggles, lapdog of Bob and masseuse to my sore, dainty little feet and athletic shoulders which often bear enormous loads.
So pack your **** Giggles, drop Corp and standby for further instructions. I'll have my sister swing by and escort you to our highsec static later this evening. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Rin Valador
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2013.12.10 04:38:00 -
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I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for... "There will be neither compassion nor mercy; Nor peace, nor solace For those who bear witness to these Signs And still do not believe." - The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10 |
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
14
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Posted - 2013.12.10 04:39:00 -
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Another one... this is grave indeed. |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1660
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Posted - 2013.12.10 04:59:00 -
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Rin Valador wrote:I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for... Yeah but I got a great deal!
This whole free slaves thing is really innovative. Thanks OP. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
DeadRow
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
153
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:01:00 -
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Rin Valador wrote:I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for...
Not at all! Sounds like quite the adventure I'm going to have. |
Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:10:00 -
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ANOTHER ONE RESCUED!
Yaaay! |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
1074
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:11:00 -
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DeadRow wrote:Rin Valador wrote:I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for... Not at all! Sounds like quite the adventure I'm going to have.
I guess any hole can be a goal.
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