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DeadRow
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:18:00 -
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote: I guess any hole can be a goal.
Any port in a storm ... Not that it's been that stormy over here
Cerise Solette wrote:ANOTHER ONE RESCUED!
Yaaay!
A bit too much stuff to move across the Cluster for me to take up the offer, sadly. Perhaps if her wormhole pops up near Reynire! |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1660
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:20:00 -
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:DeadRow wrote:Rin Valador wrote:I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for... Not at all! Sounds like quite the adventure I'm going to have. I guess any hole can be a goal. Not necessarily.
In fact in my travels I've discovered that sometimes people have trouble keeping their towers erect in even the nicest of holes.
You get out what you put in, I guess. Not everyone is up to the task of providing what's needed to keep that tower standing. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1660
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:29:00 -
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DeadRow wrote:A bit too much stuff to move across the Cluster for me to take up the offer, sadly. Perhaps if her wormhole pops up near Reynire! Huh?
What the .... ?
As if you would have a choice!
So ... this is all just one big hoax? A ruse? A slavish-scam of sorts?
Where the **** is my free slave, Solette!? I call you out. You ma'am are a liar, slanderer and scammer who now owes me a slave.
100,000,000 ISK bounty has now been placed on the head of Cerise Solette. I'll happily surrender triple that amount to anyone who brings the lunatic to me in chains, alive.
I'mma have my slave one way or the other. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
549
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:38:00 -
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Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1660
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:42:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers. "Romp chambers"?
Mr Vachon sir, I've lived in deep space for three long years and can hole-innuendo with the best of them, but your insinuation is just plain inappropriate. I'm not into women, nor would I abuse a 'slave' in the manner which you imply. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
549
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:50:00 -
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It was a joke, maybe I should have smiled when I said that.
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1660
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Posted - 2013.12.10 05:53:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:It was a joke, maybe I should have smiled when I said that. Aye, it would have helped.
Someone once said "I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick."
In any event this is no smiling-matter, sir. I've just been scammed. Hoodwinked. Deceived and bamboozled. Not really the ideal time to jokingly accuse me of being a sadist and then question my sexuality. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Jurou Yuan
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
15
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Posted - 2013.12.10 09:09:00 -
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It's all true. Particularly the part about me being cute. |
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
164
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Posted - 2013.12.10 09:27:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers. "Romp chambers"? Mr Vachon sir, I've lived in deep space for three long years and can hole-innuendo with the best of them, but your insinuation is just plain inappropriate. I'm not into women, nor would I abuse a 'slave' in the manner which you imply.
Zero-G is pretty cool though cher....
So what's the rescue tally at now? How many have been "saved"
P.S. Can I rescue Juruo? He is actually pretty cute. aÑÉ |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
2489
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Posted - 2013.12.10 09:33:00 -
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Wow! That is a lot of money! I will put it to good use, saving TSF!
Eric Dussit is a true hero! Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
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Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1661
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Posted - 2013.12.10 09:52:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Since when does an Achuran ostensibly serving the State own slaves? I believe I purchased my first slave around two years ago. So that's when.
Problem?
If you believe I care about the State's opinion of my lifestyle anymore than yours then you simply don't know me, understand our working-arrangement, or appreciate the fact that I don't need them or the money they pay, it is they need me just as our fine combat pilots need the very finest morale officers.
Notice that's "morale officer" and not "moral officer".
But in any event if you'd paid more attention to my words, ma'am, you'd know that in fact I never 'own' slaves. I merely purchase them to inevitably give them freedom. The cooling-off period between these two stages may vary, however, out of concerns for the safety of all parties, and during that period the 'adoptee' will of course remain under slave pretences, however it's more like being a prisoner. And they're ok to have, right? Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Amber Patoria
Nighthawk Exploration
147
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Posted - 2013.12.10 10:02:00 -
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I'm a former slave and I'd like to confirm that Ms Dusette and her family is the best thing that ever happened to me.
In fact the Major is possibly being a little modest. She describes the conditions during the cooling off as prisoners-like. For me it wasn't so bad, I understand the safety concerns involved, the trust one must first build. The food was great, company outstanding and living conditions within her tower quite upstanding.
So there you have it, from the mouth of a genuine former slave, now a free woman thanks to Major Dusette. It's no wonder the State looks upon her so fondly, such compassion, such empathy. Gleaming symbol of Achuran heritage. |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1661
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Posted - 2013.12.10 10:14:00 -
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Well there you have it.
Thank you, Z576, I do believe you made me blush.
Now hurry along dear, wax my leathers and ensure my Tengu's capacitor is charged. I can't be sitting in station too long tonight, too much to do, squatters to hunt, sleeper drones to study, and sl... employees to whip back n' forth. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
370
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Posted - 2013.12.10 11:22:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers.
Somebody once told me....
Guns and drones will break my bones, but Sansha's chains excite me. So tie me down and jack me in, and force his peace inside me. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
550
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Posted - 2013.12.10 11:39:00 -
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Evi Polevhia wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers. Somebody once told me.... Guns and drones will break my bones, but Sansha's chains excite me. So tie me down and jack me in, and force his peace inside me.
Sure, if you define peace as either being effectively brainwashed and/or having happy happy thoughts piped into your brainpan by Uncle Sansha.
Not my kind of kink... Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Jurou Yuan
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
16
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:57:00 -
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I'm curious about being freed. Convince me.
Preferably physically. |
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
165
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:23:00 -
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Jurou Yuan wrote:I'm curious about being freed. Convince me.
Preferably physically.
Your place or mine? aÑÉ |
Sofia Roseburn
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
85
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:29:00 -
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Jurou Yuan wrote:It's all true. Particularly the part about me being cute.
You're anything but cute. If only we had more people like Launette Vylier. |
Jurou Yuan
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
17
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:50:00 -
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Sofia Roseburn wrote:Jurou Yuan wrote:It's all true. Particularly the part about me being cute. You're anything but cute.
I do have feelings that can be hurt, You know. |
Sofia Roseburn
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
85
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:51:00 -
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Jurou Yuan wrote:Sofia Roseburn wrote:Jurou Yuan wrote:It's all true. Particularly the part about me being cute. You're anything but cute. I do have feelings that can be hurt, You know.
Don't we all. If only we had more people like Launette Vylier. |
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Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2013.12.11 02:45:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Arkady Vachon wrote:Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers. "Romp chambers"? Mr Vachon sir, I've lived in deep space for three long years and can hole-innuendo with the best of them, but your insinuation is just plain inappropriate. I'm not into women, nor would I abuse a 'slave' in the manner which you imply. Just when I was about to volunteer, you go and kill my enthusiasm like that. |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
52
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Posted - 2013.12.11 02:55:00 -
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Free TSF? More like free publicity, am I right?
Also, I quite like being tied up... But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
649
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Posted - 2013.12.11 12:12:00 -
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Cerise Solette wrote:Yeah! I was listening in on the Summits, and saw that guy Tibberus Thessaroni and Deaderoo and Ever Polevka and Sofie Rosebud from The Slaves Foundations, and I was totally depressed because, like, they're really really nice dudes, but they've been enslaved!
We need'a do somethin' about that!
FREE THE SLAVES FOUNDATIONS!!!
They have lots of cute guys, right? And girls too! Cuz I'm into that! But they're all enslaved by evil Amarrians! We have to fight for their freedom!
LET FREEDOM RIIIING!
We all know what its like to be told what to do, right? Like, you gotta pay taxes, and you gotta change the channel when mum doesn't like you watching "Oiled Lifeguards of Yellow County" because she says it's too explicit. Horrible! These people don't even have oiled lifeguards! Or even a Yellow County!
The Slaves Foundations need love and hugs and kisses just like anyone else, you know! They say they don't, but they are just really sad because they don't have mommies or daddies anymore, because they got Slaved! And .. Foundationed! I think this is really sad, because everybody needs hugs and kisses, right?!
This is totes not cool! So I am starting a new humanitarian effort where we can fight for The Slaves Foundations freedom, so they can all enjoy oiled lifeguards and ice cream and hugs and kisses! So if you see one, make sure you unlock his handcuffs and give him a big hug and a kiss!
I'M COMING FOR YOU TIBBALUS! ... and the rest of you too!
I will SAVE you! I think you, actually, would make a perfect addition to TSF collection as a member. Your mental capacity have been reached already acceptable level to become another toaster. |
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
17
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Posted - 2013.12.11 16:21:00 -
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Quote: I think you, actually, would make a perfect addition to TSF collection as a member. Your mental capacity have been reached already acceptable level to become another toaster.
wait wait wait. if I join TSF I get free toast. I may have to consider this more carefully. |
Denak Calamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
137
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Posted - 2013.12.11 17:03:00 -
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Dreygun wrote:Quote: I think you, actually, would make a perfect addition to TSF collection as a member. Your mental capacity have been reached already acceptable level to become another toaster.
wait wait wait. if I join TSF I get free toast. I may have to consider this more carefully. You can not argue with free toast
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
2494
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Posted - 2013.12.11 18:41:00 -
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I bet OP can find a way to have a pitched argument with a slice of toast.
Just saying. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
558
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Posted - 2013.12.11 22:54:00 -
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Dammit, all this toast talk is making me hungry. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Ninavask
The Synenose Accord Celestial Imperative
70
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Posted - 2013.12.12 15:26:00 -
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What did I just read...? Dr. Ninavask Revan CEO - Commander The Synenose Accord Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated. |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1682
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Posted - 2013.12.13 00:58:00 -
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Where has the OP gone?
Stopped posting after I put the 100 mil bounty on her for slave-scamming.
You don't play with people's lives! Or those who purchase them. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) H4WK. CEO | Just another innocent explorer-á pâä
Herrbert: "womwomwowmwoaugharwajwowoooommm"
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Cerise Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2013.12.13 04:25:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Where has the OP gone?
Stopped posting after I put the 100 mil bounty on her for slave-scamming.
You don't play with people's lives! Or those who purchase them.
Still here!
I tried to withdraw your donation to the cause, but they said it's a bounty. I asked what that meant, and they said it means I'm wanted now so... I guess I should say thanks! I didn't know you cared so much about me. GÖÑ I guess we're bestest friends now! You can call me Cherry, and I'll call you Baby!
But yeah! I've been watching movies 'n stuff, and it's really cool, there's this new show where like, they put three guys in wetsuits and spray them down with oil and make them wrestle in a pit of overcooked noodles with snorkling gear, except one of them is actually into other guys, and the other two aren't, so there's this real tension and stuff especially when.. well nevermind.
Anyways, yeah!
Hope yer having a great holiday, Baby!
FREE TSF!! |
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