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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.11.06 16:38:00 -
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The deception was simple-destroy a corpmates hauler with fake loot inside. This was easy to accomplish, but I shant be sharing our secrets just yet. Suffice to say it is the old "Plex in a box" with a new twist. Our bait was perfectly positioned, and we had just killed an Orca who had his fingers in the cookie jar.
Comms crackled to life with staccato voices filling the air. "Darius DARIUS log your Jita alt on-WE HAVE TACKLED AN ANSHAR!! Please tell us you have a ship close to the Perimeter gate!!!"
I was stunned as my mind tried to grasp the situation, reeling through the possibilities. I thought it was likely a troll in retribution for the legion of times I have said things like: "Point on the Obelisk!" Then fleetmates would ask-did you say point on an Obelisk? and I would answer "No I said whats the point of an Arquebus?" Or I would troll with "Point on Rorqual!" Did you say Rorqual pointed? "No I said the point was RHETORICAL". So I thought this was payback for trolling them in a similar manner.
But the stressed tones and anxiety were genuine.Part of the deception is to name your wreck "Eve Uni Anshar" this makes the occasional Freighter/JF pilot think he can scoop the wreck. Freighters can loot other freighter wrecks, but not any other type.However if they even TRY to look a wreck-even though they can't-they still get aggro for their attempted violation of our sovereign property.
Which brings us to the Greed part. It seems as this particular JF Pilot saw something in our bait wreck and decided to help himself. He tried to steal the package, turned red and jumped through the gate. We had a few poeple on the other side waiting. He was immediately scrammed, bumped and webbed. That was the situation I landed on in my Cane.
I bumped the guy a bit, but he was making progress towards the gate. He was in 80% structure but very close to the gate. I continued to bump and I didnt agress as I would be the only tackle left. As he approached the gate, hopes were high-we would get him. Then he jumped. I saw it quite clearly myself. Then I jumped into perimeter behind him.
At this point things got a little weird. He never appeared in Perimeter local. We waited and checked local. Nope-not online-no Anshar on either side of the gate. Hmmmmm. We waited on both sides scratching our heads about how he could have disappeared. Then he reappeared right where he was. Very strange. So we started shooting him again. Now all three of us were agressed on the gate frantically trying to bump him off.
Things took a turn for the worse-the scum that makes up Jita local started bumping him to the gate-and my heart sank as he jumped through and into freedom as we all were agressed.
A corpmate who had added him to watch list broke the bad news: "He logged after he jumped" We were crushed. But then something clicked-he still had his aggro timer from his attempted theft! QUICK QUICK GET A PROBER NOW!!!!!! NOW! NOW! WHO IS DOING IT??? Then silence. I was mortified because most of the characters in the corp we used were noobish alts. Then a voice rang out-I am getting probe ship. WE ARE SAVED!!! HURRY MAN HURRY!
As the prober announced his jumpin, I saw a message "Mental Dog Criminals won't be tolerated etc etc Caldari space." Oh NOOOO Our prober was -2.2 Sec in a 1.0. We are undone! WARP WARP WARP ANYWHERE DROP PROBES. I saw our Cheetah warp clear and three probes dropped out first...Our prober-much to his credit was able to probe out the Anshar while on the run from the Caldari Police
Which brings us to the loss portion of todays tale. We warped to our pilot before he died to the Factin cops, and immediately started the DPS We managed to kill the Anshar before the timer wore off. I had 12 prices of Fleet Emp left and the Drake had three missiles per launcher when it popped.
Had the pilot simply warped off in Perimeter, he would have lived. But he chose to ignore the fact that he had an aggro timer to my corp for the theft. Other than the 4Bn killvalue of the Anshar itself-he also dropped us 3000 Hammerhead II's. Should be enough to fund another week of wrecks to bait with.
If you are familiar with how we used to bait-and the slippery mechanics of how to make the wreck semi-permanent, you know that CCP "Stealth Nerfed" the mechanic. What they did was to make courier contracts just magically "Disappear" from game when the wreck they are in gets salvaged. Luckily for us they double botched the job on this nerf.
In the first 2 hours of baiting we killed 20 or so guys including a 1 Bn Orca, Domi, Scimi, three Transports and some others.
All made possible by Mental Dog and his tireless ingenuity. Thanks Bro-I love you. D3 If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
317
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Posted - 2011.11.06 16:52:00 -
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And of course people will call me liar etc. For the haters: This was all done by the corp "All your Machariel belong to Ham" Check the killboards-all API verified
The beauty of baiting is No Sec hit, No GCC no killrights-and you kill plenty of peolpe If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
337
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Posted - 2011.11.06 17:21:00 -
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Awesome read Darius - thanks for sharing it with us ! Free Lyris Nairn, goodposter extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar. |
MentaL DoG
All Your Machariel Belong to Ham
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Posted - 2011.11.06 17:49:00 -
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A thief is a thief is a low down dirty thief. Man love right back at you D3. |
Officer Nyota Uhura
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Posted - 2011.11.06 18:28:00 -
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Darius III, I want to have your babies. |
Reppyk
The Black Shell
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Posted - 2011.11.06 19:41:00 -
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This is an excellent C+P thread. Will read again. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
51
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Posted - 2011.11.06 20:00:00 -
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+1 for a Magnificent Read with nice twists & turns and a happy ending Black Man with Goggles |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.06 21:21:00 -
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That's some fine work they're doing over at D3 industries. Good boys doing fine work. |
raknor bile
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
3
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Posted - 2011.11.06 22:51:00 -
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Y U NO INVITE ME? |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
129
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Posted - 2011.11.07 01:18:00 -
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good post |
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.11.07 12:59:00 -
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Darius III wrote:I thought it was likely a troll in retribution for the legion of times I have said things like: "Point on the Obelisk!" Then fleetmates would ask-did you say point on an Obelisk? and I would answer "No I said whats the point of an Arquebus?" Or I would troll with "Point on Rorqual!" Did you say Rorqual pointed? "No I said the point was RHETORICAL". So I thought this was payback for trolling them in a similar manner.
Best damn part right there.
P.S. "Darius" rhymes with "hilarious." |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
139
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Posted - 2011.11.07 16:52:00 -
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Hey Darius, broken any NDAs recently?
Also if you guys fought us instead of neutral freighters in high sec you probably wouldn't be losing this much space this fast. |
MentaL DoG
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.07 18:02:00 -
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Blawrf McTaggart wrote:Hey Darius, broken any NDAs recently?
Also if you guys fought us instead of neutral freighters in high sec you probably wouldn't be losing this much space this fast.
1. Your just Jealous I killed an thieving Anshar 2. You just pick us to fight because your to ***** to push for a real fight against one of the big alliances out there, everyone including PL are just trying to push the little guys about, If you guys wanted to could really give the Reds (Russian's) a fight but seems everyone bar us are there pets now. 3. Try and take 1DH lol bet you can't, 4. hows that Freeport working out for you guys, heard yo had to switch it over because you could pvp with 1 dude Harvey Skywarker has been kicking your ass
p.s Said number 3 to a goon a few days ago he thought i wasn't trolling, Goons are the best. |
Officer Nyota Uhura
51
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Posted - 2011.11.07 18:18:00 -
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Uh oh. First I was really hot for Darius 3, that true boss of Internet spaceships. But then I kind of sensed there was something iffy about this thread. And I went to look for the said Anshar in the said corp's battleclinic killboard... ...nope.
I can't believe that I let that lying sack of a shiit, Darius, touch me. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.11.07 18:41:00 -
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Oh! Darius, you scamp GÖÑ GÖÑ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children GÖÑ |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.11.07 18:49:00 -
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Seeing that face sitting beside the words API Verified might have made one ponder.
Around the crackling fireside however it's the manner in which the tale is recited that is important not what actually transpired.
Black Man with Goggles |
Officer Nyota Uhura
52
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Posted - 2011.11.07 19:08:00 -
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I feel violated; I feel dirty. |
Vanessa Hotkiss
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.11.07 20:15:00 -
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Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:I feel violated; I feel dirty. Mingling with the under belly riff raff sweaty brigade of New Eden will have that effect
Gruben Schloppen |
MentaL DoG
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.07 20:40:00 -
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http://ham7.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11462220
just for the haters out there
ok there's the link copy and paste it yourself its not working directly. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2745
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Posted - 2011.11.07 20:46:00 -
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Darius IIIGÇö
Your tale was very riveting. But did you know that the entire time I was reading it, I was listening to this? I always get this stuck in my head whenever I hear or read the word "deception" used to hype up something. I recommend that if you are going to maintain your position of unequivocal power on the Council of Stellar M+¬nage +á trois, that you find a way to avoid distracting your voting public with such words as to incite daydreaming and skylarking in the middle of your speeches! |
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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
344
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Posted - 2011.11.08 04:50:00 -
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I always enjoy haters. I love to hear about how Brick is losing it's space-for my own reasons which are not apparent. I love when the C&P people reply with "You aint jack D3 -Look at what we did and cry! Then I get to appreciate what the other folks in theC&P family are up to. I love the misguided GS rage posts with their sour, impotent rage.
What I don't like is seeing real people that I like accuse me of being liar and making up stories. I don't invent a story to 'have something to post'. I go out killing stuff and maybe get something big/fun/underhanded and I like to post about it and share with my brothers here.If I had lied about the kill, I would have made it more grand, insane or over the top. Accuse my of a lie if you must, but at least do me credit to come up with something better than this.
As for The Crime and Punishment- I would never let you down, run around and desert you or tell a lie and hurt you. I Just like "The Game" too much.If you would like to get into the fun with the baits-just apply to the corp 'All your Machariel Belong To Ham.' and come shoot some noobs and have a good time. D3
If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2753
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:00:00 -
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I always enjoy kittens. I love to see them romp around my living room- for my own rseaons which are not apparent. I love when the C&P people reply with, "Lyris Nairn- you are the Sky Captain of My Heart!" Then I get to appreciate what the other folks in EVE Online are doing at the time. I love the misguided prima donna posts with their obvious jealousy that they haven't anywhere near the popularity I enjoy on a daily basis.
What I don't like is seeing real people suffering in real life. I look around and see so many people going bankrupt from health care bills, being unemployed and having to compromise their dreams just to get by from day to day while I wallow in the relative luxury of a VA disability benefits check. I don't always let this show up in my posting, because usually I come on here and I try to make people laugh or amuse myself while I make double-reverse ironic meta-posts about cats or ponies; but, deep down, honestly, I care about the common man- and even the common Internet space man.
As for the Crime and Punishment crewGÇöI will stand before you all, and say, "Follow Me," whenever I have the opportunity to share my forum posting adventures for your amusement and enrichment. This is the promise I make to you, that each and every one of you shall always have the opportunity to live vicariously through me as I play with my kittens, zoom around in Rifters with no idea what the hell I'm doing, or make a brilliant post on the forums about the present state of health care in the United States. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
164
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Posted - 2011.11.08 11:18:00 -
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is there some kind of Goon initiation for applicants that states that they have to follow Lyris Nairn around the forums and 'like' everything he posts? |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
43
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Posted - 2011.11.08 12:35:00 -
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Darius III wrote:"All your Machariel belong to Ham" Bad corp names lead to bad corp members who scoop wrecks badly |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
43
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Posted - 2011.11.08 12:35:00 -
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double! |
Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER Monkey Circus
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Posted - 2011.11.08 13:43:00 -
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Haters gonna hate. Good story and good use of mechanics. Much respect to the guy probing while being faction policed. |
Lexmana
Imperial Stout
43
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Posted - 2011.11.08 13:53:00 -
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Good story, nice read and as they say: You cannot con an honest man. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.11.08 14:05:00 -
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Lexmana wrote:...as they say: You cannot con an honest man.
No, it's "you can't bluff an idiot." Honest men make the best marks, cause they're so trusting. |
Solomar Espersei
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
110
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Posted - 2011.11.08 15:05:00 -
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Agreed about the scanning part, that's very funny and was a nice piece of work. Recruiting is OPEN Please join our public channel The Ninja Dojo for more info |
Atomik Harmonik
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.11.08 16:32:00 -
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Sutskop wrote:Haters gonna hate. Good story and good use of mechanics. Much respect to the guy probing while being faction policed.
this^^
agree completely! |
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