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Angelica Dreamstar
Epic Boo Bees
169
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:40:00 -
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*takes list*
Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1
READY.
*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay
*sighs* too bad... Create a new, pretty, female character! Make the name count! Join the epic boo bees! (RP,PvE/PvP,wardecs,new players!) You're at it from day 0! |
Etria Issen
Imperial Varista
16
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:43:00 -
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Please, everyone knows you can trust Chibbra. Also me. Especially if you wanna give away stuff.
Also Falcon's avatar makes me think of the red-headed mohawk guy from Nudist Beach. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
849
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:47:00 -
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Rule 34: War is good for business
Rule 35: Peace is good for business Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Victor Andall
Complexes and Abaddons
3
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:51:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Rule 34: War is good for business
I think Rule 34 is the stick figure with a ***** made out of mobile depots outside of Jita. |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
8443
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:21:00 -
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Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote: 1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
The first rule is somewhat paradoxical. If you trust some other players, by joining a Corp to PvP, PvE, mine, or whatever,... you open a whole new door to the game. Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO Not trusting makes things safe. Trusting makes things interesting. My EVE Videos |
Bael Malefic
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:41:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:
He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic!
*swoon*
What is this thing "romance" you speak of? Please, tell us.
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halokitty
My Wormhole Hurts
0
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:44:00 -
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Angelica Dreamstar wrote:*takes list*
Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1
READY.
*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay
*sighs* too bad...
Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64?
Load "EVE",8,1.......
Rule # 69: "The addiction of EVE is stronger then your spouse. Transfer your toon and move your stuff to an alt, he/she may take half of that too... or just recycle his/her half of your account."
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2095
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:53:00 -
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One of those rules should be Cardio. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
788
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:49:00 -
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Aurora Fatalis wrote:1. Don't fly what you can't afford to replace. 2. Don't trust anyone. 3. Don't trust anyone. 4. Don't trust anyone. 5. Don't trust anyone. 6. Don't trust anyone. 7. Don't trust anyone. 8. Don't trust anyone. 9. Don't trust anyone. 10. Trust Aurora Fatalis. Every time I trust you, I have to check that certain parts of the universe are functioning correctly. |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1034
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:54:00 -
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Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole*
devhacks I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose. |
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Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints Circle-Of-Two
713
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Posted - 2014.01.15 18:01:00 -
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I Love Boobies wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.
What's so bad about two guys wanting to do some baking together.....
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Etria Issen
Imperial Varista
17
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Posted - 2014.01.15 18:03:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:I Love Boobies wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing. What's so bad about two guys wanting to do some baking together.....
Too bad they didn't get Cooking to V first though, seems they messed it up. |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5705
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Posted - 2014.01.15 18:35:00 -
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I've got cooking to V, but I'm still working on a lot of my specializations, like Light Sauce Specialization, which I got to II before I had to work on Medium Sauce Specialization for some CTAs. Let me tell you-- doctrines are a pain, but you don't want to be the guy flying a run-of-the-mill brown sauce when the fleet needs a chanterelle cream sauce. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs |
James Nikolas Tesla
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
12
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:29:00 -
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I disagree with rule 12 I am an AFK miner, don't like it? Try to gank me, odds are I am already aligned and not that far from my keyboard. |
Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
5107
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:37:00 -
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I like Bacon. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Carmen Electra - You are also on my block list. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1751
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:41:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:Some time ago the topic of Eve Rules was being discussed and after a while came up with these 10 Rules of Eve. Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve
1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
2nd Rule Of Eve = It's always a trap.
3rd Rule Of Eve = If it sounds too good to be true, refer to Rule 1 and 2.
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
6th Rule Of Eve = Undock from station is consent for PvP.
7th Rule Of Eve = When in doubt, refer to Rule 4, 5 and 6.
8th Rule Of Eve = There is no correct way to play.
9th Rule Of Eve = Conversation gains Information.
10th Rule Of Eve = To correctly play Eve, refer to Rule 8 and 9. Just wondering if everyone was pretty much in agreement with those. I'm sure there's a few more Cardinal Rules that can be added to the list. At least enough to make it The 13 Rules of Eve. Of course more would be better. Food for thought. As you can plainly see, after a couple of rules are stated there's another rule which refers back to the previous rules. That should be included with any new rule group, for example : 11th Rule Of Eve = The Forums are Eve too. 12th Rule Of Eve = Only alt characters post in the forums. 13th Rule Of Eve = To win Eve, refer to Rule 11 and 12. Anyway, just post some more basic rules to this thread and if everyone agrees they can be added to the existing list. DMC
First rule of EVE: Don't trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life Second rule of EVE: Even then, they might only be screwing you to screw you. Third rule of EVE: Stations are safe from spaceship PVP but are not safe from PVP in general. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. EVE's golden rule: Never trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life. Even then, they may only be screwing you to screw you. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
2188
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:59:00 -
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If everyone followed Rule #8 then there would be an 80% reduction in all forum traffic. Nullsec in a Nutshell: http://nedroid.com/comics/2006-08-24-2155-arrrdino.gif |
Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
685
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:01:00 -
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5. a) Safety is a Relative Term Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages. |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services CAStabouts
73
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:59:00 -
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Rule #1: Don't talk about mining in Mining Chat Rule #2: Rule #1 forbids me from talking about rule #2. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1752
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Posted - 2014.01.15 22:34:00 -
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Snagletooth Johnson wrote:Rule #1: Don't talk about mining in Mining Chat Rule #2: Rule #1 forbids me from talking about rule #2.
Mining chat? Isn't that just a channel for finding people to practice locator agent use upon? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. EVE's golden rule: Never trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life. Even then, they may only be screwing you to screw you. |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
9236
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Posted - 2014.01.16 01:15:00 -
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Rule 200: Any besmerchment of the name Bacon shall be just cause for account termination.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
KnowUsByTheDead
Old Seers Of Arbitrary Stimulation
933
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Posted - 2014.01.16 01:28:00 -
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I, sir, disagree with rule 12. I post with my main.
Or one of 'em at least.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
2408
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Posted - 2014.01.16 03:21:00 -
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I think the 5th rule needs to be amended. Oh god. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19660
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Posted - 2014.01.16 04:37:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:I think the 5th rule needs to be amended. To what, AFK Cloaker?
DMC |
Captain Stupid
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
77
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:15:00 -
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halokitty wrote:Angelica Dreamstar wrote:*takes list*
Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1
READY.
*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay
*sighs* too bad... Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64? Load "EVE",8,1.......
Glad it wasn't just me got that and consequently showed my age
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
18912
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:32:00 -
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Captain Stupid wrote:halokitty wrote:Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64?
Load "EVE",8,1....... Glad it wasn't just me got that and consequently showed my age Pff. Youngsters with their fancy discomodrives.
LOAD "",7 or GTFO.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan 2.0. |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
162
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:17:00 -
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Patience is a 1541 disk drive. |
Aineko Macx
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
279
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:04:00 -
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Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
393
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:31:00 -
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Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.
Get you and your fancy new electronic storage - real programs came on cards |
Zedrik Cayne
Stay Frosty.
203
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:35:00 -
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Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.
Code is to be loaded by feeding decks of punch cards into the punch card reader or by feeding a paper tape to your teletype. You youngsters and your newfangled 'Magnetic Media'.
You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
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