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Doge Captain
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.06 10:38:00 -
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Guys this is serious.
I have become addicted to Somer Blink they hooked me in when I won a Rorqual with one ticket, Mostly it has been profitable but sometimes I go balls deep and lose billions in seconds and then go to bed with tears upon my breast vowing that I will never Blink again. Yes I know what you are thinking I am a pathetic gambler and worse than that I virtually gamble.. Which is x10 pathetic.
Allow me to get to my point.. My virtual life has spiraled out of control I used to have fun now I sit on the Station and allowed myself to be suckered out of my money. Hear my cry Somer, Ban my account and restore my virtual life and I will forever be in your debt.
TLDR; I'm a virgin neckbeard with gambling problems and want Somer to ban my account
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
977
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Posted - 2014.02.06 10:43:00 -
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If you live in the US - 1-800-BETS-OFF.
I would imagine they would love to hear about a virtual gambling addiction. "You should just create one thread and put all of your complaints in it instead of littering the forums with multiple threads." ~CCP Falcon
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Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
528
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Posted - 2014.02.06 10:47:00 -
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Don't feel bad, you said it yourself: you got hooked when you won a rorq on one ticket. Gambling uses natural healthy awesome things in your brain to wreck your life. Hate the addiction, pity the addict i say. All those hisec local spammers for lotteries need to be removed.
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |
Angelica Dreamstar
Epic Boo Bees
475
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Posted - 2014.02.06 11:03:00 -
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Well... stop playing. Every time you open the site, slap yourself really hard and bite your thumb so it hurts, telling yourself 'I am a gambler!'. I bet 500 Million ISK you're too weak for this. EVE ONLINE: The universe is ours!- Join the Epic Boo Bees! (RP,PvE/PvP,wardecs,new players!)You are at it from day 0! |
Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints
793
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Posted - 2014.02.06 11:40:00 -
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There is a house down in Doxdixie they call the rising sun And it's been the ruin of many a pilot and me, oh God, I'm one. |
Remiel Pollard
Stirling Iron Society
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Posted - 2014.02.06 11:52:00 -
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Remember that incident over SOMER Blink offering bonus credit for GTC sales? Well that was nothing, because YOOOOUUU have a gambling problem. You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Cebraio
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.06 12:06:00 -
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Let me help you.
1. Send me all your remaining isk and assets, so you can't put it into SOMER anymore. 2. Ask SOMER to ban your account (which they do on request).
(It would also work with just point 2, but you'd better be safe than sorry.) |
Hevymetal
POT Corp Semper Ardens Alliance
202
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Posted - 2014.02.06 12:46:00 -
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change/Delete your API keys
then block the following sites so you can no longer go back there. https://community.eveonline.com/support/api-key/ http://cogdev.net/blink/
Either block them on your router, in IE or you can even edit your hosts file and point them to 127.0..0.1
problem solved |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
1014
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Posted - 2014.02.06 14:21:00 -
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Well... they always say the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem in the first place. |
Billy McCandless
The McCandless Clan Turing Tested
237
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Posted - 2014.02.06 14:23:00 -
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too much doge in dis thred |
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Anomaly One
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
257
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Posted - 2014.02.06 14:27:00 -
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Doge Captain wrote: I'm a virgin neckbeard with gambling problems and want Somer to ban my account
Did somer take your virginity away? You can petition to get it back.
Just file it under Gameplay - Sansha's Incursions in progress. Never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sfaN8zT8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_ZjVyRxx4 Trust me, I'm an Anomaly. DUST 514 FOR PC |
Batelle
Komm susser Tod
1578
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Posted - 2014.02.06 15:03:00 -
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Maybe if you give the rest of your isk to Somer CCP will reward them with more Stratios Emergency Responders as congratulations for being the best lottery. "CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"
Never forget. |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1132
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Posted - 2014.02.06 15:18:00 -
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Quote:5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Thread locked.
If you really want to get banned from SomerBlink, you should probably send a mail to Somerset Mahm herself. ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISD_LackOfFaith on Twitter |
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