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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:12:00 -
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And if I should falter Would you open your arms out to me We can make love not war And live at peace in our hearts IÆm so in love with you IÆll be forever blue What region or reason Could drive a man to forsake his lover DonÆt you tell me no DonÆt you tell me no DonÆt you tell me no DonÆt you tell me no Soul, I hear you calling Oh baby please give a little respect to me
Due Respect has not been paid, The MGRL have recieved no access to Delve. Therefore we come before BoB with a 'Gift' of our own.
2006.04.11 20:09 Minmatar *** Rights League has declared war on Band of Brothers. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
The Gift of red-hot sticky blue-on-blue manlove.
But that's not all, this Mighty Conflict will be quite unlike any other, as the MGRL bring a number of martial innovations to this Roadtrip:
Ladyboys and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce the following wartime attractions:
'Qu33r Eye for the BoB Guy' - Glorious MGRL Leader 'Backdoor Bandit' runs a critical eye over the BoB fleet.
"ooh, Blacklight, That Navy Issue Raven is SO you"
"A poor effort there, DB Preacher, Faction gear is SO 2005, Officer mods are this years black"
"Ifni baby, Tell me you're not as quick as your Crusader in the sack"
'Star(fish) in their Eyes' - MGRL 2IC 'Colon Banger' Hosts a live-to-teamspeak Karaoke competion, featuring the following acts. (Possibly)
'SirMolle' Sings, 'I want it all' by MGRL favourites, Freddie Mercury and Queen.
'DigitalCommunist' Sings, Michael Jacksons 'Smooth Criminal' with a lovely 'Where's me Fed Mega gone?' Refrain.
'Fi T'Zeh' Sings, 'In the (BoB) Navy'
'The Fiddler' Sings..... Gah, this one is just too easy.
'Gritt Pebbledasher' Sings 'Get your hands off of my region Motherf****rs'
And many other fine hits. (Maybe)
And last but probably not least:
'Dancing on (Blue) Ice' Where valiant MGRL Reaper squadrons play slalom in the Delve Ice fields while shouting 'Chase me, Chase me' at hapless BoB bystanders.
But as if all this wasn't enough, The best is yet to come.
The MGRL are recruiting!
You too can stand up proud and join the fight.
THE FIGHT FOR GHEY RIGHTS!
All you need to do is prepare a nice Minmatar character, With the big black fist of Ghey Powah in the background, A suitable name (nothing overly offensive please) and send an application, and a suitable 'Donation' to aid the fight. Just remember, the recruiting call of the MGRL is 'Free Ships, Free Clones, Free Weapons. Try to keep those skillpoints below 30k.
Finally, A few words of Thanks.
Thanks to our 'Benefactor' for fronting the money for this war, You know who you are. We salute you for it.
Thanks to the MGRL fanclub at the London Eve-O meet. This war's In your honour.
Thanks to the current MGRL members. You guys are the best.
And Thanks to CCP for making such a superb game and not banning me from it.
Toodle pip.
P.S. If you're interested in the MGRL, Feel free to stop by the in-game channel 'Blue Oyster Bar'
P.P.S. On a more serious note, previous MGRL threads have attracted some resentment, While I respect your right to differ, BB and the MGRL are equal opportunity offenders, we make no distinction between Race,Colour,Gender,Nationality* or Sexuality, I mock you all equally. But I won't directly respond to people who actively seek to be offended. If you don't like it, don't read the Threads.
*Except the french.
Just kidding. Laters, Donut-punchers o/ -------------
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HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:13:00 -
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____________ HC MasiEEE
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jarack
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:15:00 -
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Backdoor my love!
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Ordep
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:15:00 -
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Edited by: Ordep on 11/04/2006 20:15:02 We are screwed....
Backdoors anyone ? Still funny tho...
Made in Portugal
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:16:00 -
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Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 11/04/2006 20:16:15 :|
if it aint pink bs from mr blackwellt then it againt ***
your a rip off, of the original swining minmitar
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:17:00 -
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lmao, lovin the quotes
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:17:00 -
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And dont start again i look like him, he looks like me ____________ HC MasiEEE
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Muffin Menace
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:18:00 -
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*Me looks at stockpile of Vasaline*
*Me ayes up the hossies'*
*Me rubs cheeks*
It's on.
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:20:00 -
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great :P, to whom does i have to send a donation?
u gonna stay around agil, or come to delve too?
- Purple Conquered The World, We the Universe.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:20:00 -
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Seems that we're in for some Brokeback Mountain action.
Yaaaaaaaar-haw!
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Double TaP
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:21:00 -
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Truly RP'ing to the extreme. My favorite is the "Big black fist of *** powah!"
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:22:00 -
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HAH,
I never use faction items, I die too much
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Bayroo
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:26:00 -
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Let me in this god damn Oyster Bar will ya! I bring gifts?
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Randay
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:37:00 -
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Ive stayed away from these mgrl threads so far but oh well, last I checked this wasnt the rp forums. try going up one if you want to offend less people. -------------------------------------------
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Umbriele
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:40:00 -
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Edited by: Umbriele on 11/04/2006 20:41:00 Edited by: Umbriele on 11/04/2006 20:40:44
Originally by: Viceroy Seems that we're in for some Brokeback Mountain action.
Wasn't called Bareback Mountain?
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Distorted Angel
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:02:00 -
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/me swallows a fork ---------------------------------------
I'm Mr Brightside
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Mei'Tai Wang
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:11:00 -
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♥ |
Lexor SLice
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:16:00 -
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why thank you bob, you managed to keep me out of the ******* song, i live to fight another day ____________________________________________
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Stratego
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:21:00 -
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Edited by: Stratego on 11/04/2006 21:21:54 *hugs* Thank you thank you! Ill be in Tash-Murkon Prime, come get me. ;)
This drunkness is a drunkness of my own and does not represent the drunkness of my corp.
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Stratego
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:25:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit yaddayadda...
You forgot me, am i not ***** enough?! :(
And Gritt? One thing bothering our mains but my alt?!
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BOB are BOB 5 are BOB and together we make BOOBIE5. |
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Gritt Pebbledasher
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: Gritt Pebbledasher on 11/04/2006 21:33:52 Edited by: Gritt Pebbledasher on 11/04/2006 21:33:29
Originally by: Stratego
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit yaddayadda...
You forgot me, am i not ***** enough?! :(
And Gritt? One thing bothering our mains but my alt?!
Lies!
Stratego is my alt...
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Hast
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:52:00 -
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if we rename the nol station to The Blue Oyster bar will you leave us alone then?
P.S. I need a makeover aswell
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xStormwingx
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:56:00 -
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omg! brokeback delve!
funny stuff. BoB's gonna have their...hands...um...full.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:00:00 -
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Eep. thank gods there's plenty of burly BoB men to err... take the brunt of this assault o.o;
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Nifel
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: j0sephine Eep. thank gods there's plenty of burly BoB men to err... take the brunt of this assault o.o;
Ladies first...
"We wield swords for the sound of laughter that used to be there long ago." RKK Ranking: (MIN13) Jata |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:11:00 -
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NO WAI. that'd after all go against MGRL very nature... \o/
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Silinary
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: j0sephine NO WAI. that'd after all go against MGRL very nature... \o/
Not really ... The've mentioned many times that they prefer flanking menuvers ...
No matter how fast you turn your head, you'll never even catch a glimpse of what is going on around you... |
Dianabolic
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Hast if we rename the nol station to The Blue Oyster bar will you leave us alone then?
P.S. I need a makeover aswell
You may no longer dock at the Alamo, for even suggesting such a heathen thing.
eurgh.
Originally by: Thomas Jefferson A society that will trade a little liberty for a little security will lose both and deserve neither
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Evil Edna
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:37:00 -
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hahaha oh man that post was funny
awesome pastiche of molles pretentious poem crap
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Aeaus
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:41:00 -
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I wonder if they'll try to "ransom," *shudder*
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