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Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
512
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Posted - 2014.05.08 23:08:00 -
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This whole thread is amazing.
"5/5 Would Read Again" TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |
Amyclas Amatin
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
250
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Posted - 2014.05.09 01:46:00 -
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Where does Gevlon Goblin's ISK come from? For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2645
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Posted - 2014.05.09 05:01:00 -
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Amyclas Amatin wrote:Where does Gevlon Goblin's ISK come from?
I hear margin trading. It's p easy to do but godawful boring. |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1355
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Posted - 2014.05.09 14:37:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:I hear margin trading. It's p easy to do but godawful boring. But margin trading is a scheme mechanic! Surely you're not suggesting that the honourable G. Goblin, Ph.D would use dishonourable methods and tactics to combat the ~evil goon empire~?
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3349
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Posted - 2014.05.10 02:16:00 -
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Lykouleon wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote:I hear margin trading. It's p easy to do but godawful boring. But margin trading is a scheme mechanic! Surely you're not suggesting that the honourable G. Goblin, Ph.D would use dishonourable methods and tactics to combat the ~evil goon empire~? Not the scamming kind of margin trading. He station and inter region trades. It is pretty profitable, but the way he does it requires way too much time. It's pretty much grinding for isk. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. |
General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
184
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Posted - 2014.05.14 18:43:00 -
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\o/ Lucas Kell is joining us today ! |
Amyclas Amatin
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
253
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:09:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:\o/ Lucas Kell is joining us today !
A defector!? Oh noes. Did someone get tired of winning? For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
754
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Posted - 2014.05.15 09:54:00 -
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So General Lemming, is Darwins Lemmings going beyond your wildest expectations or what? Give us an update on your crippling blows to da goons.
Are you and Gevlon still bffs or is it just too difficult for two genius minds to work together? |
Amyclas Amatin
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
253
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Posted - 2014.05.15 10:03:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:So General Lemming, is Darwins Lemmings going beyond your wildest expectations or what? Give us an update on your crippling blows to da goons.
Are you and Gevlon still bffs or is it just too difficult for two genius minds to work together?
He has isk, good fights and juicy kills. I bet he is one happy merc who has just won EVE! For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3388
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Posted - 2014.05.15 10:35:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:\o/ Lucas Kell is joining us today ! Is this one of this "say what you wish and it might come true" posts? You're really REALLY hoping on that one. I certainly don't plan on putting myself under Gevlon's leadership anytime soon. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. |
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
184
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Posted - 2014.05.20 14:45:00 -
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Confirming TNT has smart players.
@Lucas, Gevlon already owns you, you just don't understand why yet See you in The Bastion soon |
Radric Davids
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
14
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Posted - 2014.05.20 15:04:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:Confirming TNT has smart players. @Lucas, Gevlon already owns you, you just don't understand why yet See you in The Bastion soon
Your posting and excessive use of smilies makes you look like a pathetic child |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3429
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Posted - 2014.05.20 15:39:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:Confirming TNT has smart players. @Lucas, Gevlon already owns you, you just don't understand why yet See you in The Bastion soon I know you have to follow your boss and his every command, but you realise you don't need to believe his propaganda too right? Especially when it's an incredibly dumb piece of tinfoil hattery. I mean come on, we are led to believe that the goons don't want people hating them anymore, that they think a change of name will do it and they are leading off the change by merging 2 collapsing alliances? Honestly I find it hard to believe that there's actually people dumb enough to believe that, lol.
But as usual with the rubbish your leader spews, nothing will change. I'm fairly sure he doesn't understand the idea behind propaganda. The idea is that it's supposed to divide people and cause the groups to destabilise. This can only be down if the propaganda is believable, which is why the best propaganda is based on something true rather than just being completely made up by an autistic blogger. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. |
Radric Davids
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
14
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Posted - 2014.05.20 15:53:00 -
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Gevlon's understanding of the CFC/Goons is unrivaled even amongst our leadership. We have a squad dedicated to griefing and killing carebear freighters but we suddenly care what people think about us. Hell, the entire CFC is founded based on a common interest in griefing and pissing of pubbies.
But suddenly, as Gevlon is sitting in the psych ward common room writing the Tuesday edition of autism daily - he deduced that since two CFC alliances have merged, we have changed our minds and care what people think. |
Kiandoshia
Tetragorn SpaceMonkey's Alliance
1742
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Posted - 2014.06.03 06:34:00 -
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Take like 5% of the value that all the JFs and freighters drop and voila! War paid for for the rest of time. |
baltec1
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
11799
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Posted - 2014.06.03 19:45:00 -
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I think we just won. Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Amyclas Amatin
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
300
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Posted - 2014.06.03 19:51:00 -
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Rest in Peace, Lemmings.
The Mittani sends his regards. For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
Radric Davids
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
37
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Posted - 2014.06.03 20:12:00 -
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How will gevlon spin this as a victory in tomorrows blog post? All part of the master plan |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3544
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Posted - 2014.06.03 22:08:00 -
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They are merging with The Methodical Alliance and moving to null. You know, because to beat the CFC, you don't need friends, what you need is friends! I've literally never heard of them, but their killboard shows they get dunked pretty much daily (and a 1.23% efficiency for June, spin that one to a positive Mr Goblin), so we should be shaking in our boots. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
797
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Posted - 2014.06.03 22:34:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Kinda sad that all this effort is for nothing and no one will remember this fotm gimmick :(
You probably have a good 2 - 3 weeks of this being any type of relevant, i would suggest you get as many of those "donations" as possible before you biomass General Lemmings and move on to the next grrr goon gimmick for the spring season.
For your next grrr goons i would suggest you team up with Snot Shot, im sure he has 1 or 2 stupid ideas that have come up in the half decade he's been flailing his arms at goons.
With Gevlon, Snot and yourself working together you might, just might, find something worthwhile at the other end of the moron tunnel.
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Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
797
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Posted - 2014.06.03 22:40:00 -
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In before Lt. Lemmings comes in and lets us all know it was all a ~~master troll~~
~~~~~~~trolling with the punches |
Snot Shot
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
723
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Posted - 2014.06.04 17:37:00 -
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Tbh I was getting nervous that Lems was actually going to succeed in destroying the largest collection of F1 Monkeys the games got....
If that were to happen would you folks make a new Alliance called Gone Swarm?..
Come on, you know you cracked a smile... .
Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áGÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1370
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Posted - 2014.06.05 04:05:00 -
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Another alliance crumbles under the weight of Goons. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword |
Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
161
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Posted - 2014.06.05 13:44:00 -
[174] - Quote
ftfy |
Amyclas Amatin
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
308
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Posted - 2014.06.08 21:09:00 -
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We've never stopped calling anyone pubbie sh*t lords, just so you know, Gevlon. For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3563
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Posted - 2014.06.09 06:29:00 -
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So, how's the great collapse going? How does it feel to know that 5 months of your hard work has resulted in a collapsed alliance and absolutely no effect on the CFC? It's easy to laugh about your numbers and claim how you are going to number in the thousands when you accept any highsec pleb into your ranks, but it really shows your failings when you try to make a strategic decision and implode in a few days.
Goes to show though, Marmite are run by exactly the same leadership, so the exact same failings apply there. If you weren't effectively providing free kills by camping gates and stations with neutral logi on hand, you wouldn't have the ability to hold the alliance in place. And that's pretty much why people just laugh when your call yourselves mercs.
Good job. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
823
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:37:00 -
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Another great victory for Private Lemmings (he was demoted lol).
Of course we would never admit it but he came ohhhhh sooooo close to destroying the CFC.....
Good job. |
Radric Davids
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
41
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Posted - 2014.06.09 15:15:00 -
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I was positive as soon as i saw the mail about becoming renters that lemmings would just collapse. No way in hell a bunch of horrible high sec undock-campers who can't form a fleet are going to want to uproot and move to renter space. But then again, I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would join an alliance like lemmings anyways |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5212
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Posted - 2014.06.10 07:19:00 -
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Radric Davids wrote:I was positive as soon as i saw the mail about becoming renters that lemmings would just collapse. No way in hell a bunch of horrible high sec undock-campers who can't form a fleet are going to want to uproot and move to renter space. But then again, I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would join an alliance like lemmings anyways
During my annual chief fire warden course a couple of months back the lecturer gave us an interesting statistic: 5% of people know what is going on & will respond accordingly. 20% of people freak out or try to be the hero in the most hilariously spectacular fashion, which usually results in unfortunate casualties. The remaining 75% have no idea what they're supposed to do & will just follow anyone that looks like they know what to do, which usually ends up being the 20% because they're the loudest.
I've accurately envisioned Gevlon & Lemmings leadership as the 20% & strike me blind if it hasn't been a fun ride. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |
knobber Jobbler
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
387
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Posted - 2014.06.13 22:44:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:Tbh I was getting nervous that Lems was actually going to succeed in destroying the largest collection of F1 Monkeys the games got... . If that were to happen would you folks make a new Alliance called Gone Swarm?.. Come on, you know you cracked a smile... .
They didnt even undock when they out number opponents. They were literally the worst alliance since marmite. |
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