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Gajin Sensei
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:20:00 -
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So recently some griefer put a bounty on me and now there's a huge ugly "WANTED" sign across my beautimous face in the character info window. I think this affects and ruins lives of many beautiful eve capsuleers.
CCP should move the wanted sign outside the picture in character info ! There's plenty of room in the character window for this wanted sign.
I hope my aesthetically pleasing space brothers and sisters can join me in voicing their distress about this issue and maybe CCP would some day fix this game breaking issue. |
Salvos Rhoska
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
86
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:25:00 -
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So who wants to break the bad news to this guy? |
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
1664
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:28:00 -
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Obligatory Dude, your face... "Grr Kimmi-á Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide
www.eve-radio.com -áJoin Eve Radio channel in game! |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
445
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:30:00 -
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Loving the irony
OP, please get more bounties |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
2872
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:30:00 -
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Salvos Rhoska wrote:So who wants to break the bad news to this guy?
Already on it. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Gajin Sensei
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:33:00 -
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Kimmi Chan wrote:Obligatory Dude, your face...
Says you with mutant cheekbones and no jaw ! I didn't start this thread for ugly capsuleers like you. |
Vance Armistice
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:35:00 -
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Ruskarn Andedare wrote:Loving the irony OP, please get more bounties
LMAO!!!! +1 |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10537
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:41:00 -
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Maybe if we pile on MORE bounties...it will completely cover OP's face..and we can all sleep at night knowing we have made the universe a better place.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
2873
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:41:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Maybe if we pile on MORE bounties...it will completely cover OP's face..and we can all sleep at night knowing we have made the universe a better place.
*Starship Troopers meme*
"I'm doing my part!" Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
KnowUsByTheDead
Old Seers Of Arbitrary Stimulation
1002
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Posted - 2014.02.28 22:44:00 -
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Dude, your face was already ruined.
Just saying.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
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ashley Eoner
289
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Posted - 2014.02.28 23:10:00 -
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That is an amazing face. Well done! |
March rabbit
Federal Defense Union
1283
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Posted - 2014.02.28 23:16:00 -
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ashley Eoner wrote:That is an amazing face. Well done! QFT The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3958
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Posted - 2014.02.28 23:47:00 -
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A wanted sign makes every portrait better. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Victor Andall
Complexes and Abaddons
214
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Posted - 2014.02.28 23:51:00 -
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Ok, so who wants to crowdsource putting this guy into the top 10 outlaws list? I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?
Andall Combat Tournaments - on hiatus. Contact for more information. |
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
1670
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Posted - 2014.02.28 23:53:00 -
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Gajin Sensei wrote:Kimmi Chan wrote:Obligatory Dude, your face... Says you with mutant cheekbones and no jaw ! I didn't start this thread for ugly capsuleers like you.
I do have mutant cheekbones, don't I?
I like my chin. Eye of the Beholder I guess.
"Grr Kimmi-á Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide
www.eve-radio.com -áJoin Eve Radio channel in game! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10545
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Posted - 2014.02.28 23:59:00 -
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It literally just hit me...OP is the offspring of Marlon Brando and Droopy Dog!
Im not sure how really..unless one of them spontaneously changed sex...and the other was a cartoon character..but still... its freakin uncanny! Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Douglas Nolm
Useless Incorporated QUIET TIME.
32
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Posted - 2014.03.01 00:12:00 -
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Scarily enough, OP looks exactly like one of my workmates! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4375
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Posted - 2014.03.01 00:53:00 -
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Gajin Sensei wrote:So recently some griefer put a bounty on me and now there's a huge ugly "WANTED" sign across my beautimous face in the character info window. I think this affects and ruins lives of many beautiful eve capsuleers.
CCP should move the wanted sign outside the picture in character info ! There's plenty of room in the character window for this wanted sign.
I hope my aesthetically pleasing space brothers and sisters can join me in voicing their distress about this issue and maybe CCP would some day fix this game breaking issue.
I didn't know a face like this was possible. You look like a cross between Marlon Brando and Alfred Hitchcok.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Muestereate
Minions LLC
177
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Posted - 2014.03.01 01:02:00 -
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Needs a neckbeard |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore
531
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Posted - 2014.03.01 03:12:00 -
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"Griefer" Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager |
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Doireen Kaundur
Riftmage
64
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Posted - 2014.03.01 03:33:00 -
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Now that is one gorgeous hunk of man.
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Sister of Pain
Ze DoucheWaffe
6
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Posted - 2014.03.01 03:37:00 -
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Its always fun to see how far the character creator can be pushed , or molested in this case. Pain is inevitable, but the suffering is optional. |
Em arr Roids
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2014.03.01 04:16:00 -
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Funny thing is, most eve players actually do look like the op in RL. |
Candi LeMew
Sky Fighters
118
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Posted - 2014.03.01 04:19:00 -
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You look fine to me. :-* "I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Manny Moons
Aliastra Gallente Federation
189
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Posted - 2014.03.01 15:39:00 -
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Gajin Sensei wrote:So recently some griefer put a bounty on me and now there's a huge ugly "WANTED" sign across my beautimous face... A serious post deserves a serious answer. Re-customize, zoom your face a little smaller, and raise it up a little so the griefer cannot hide your beauty.
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Pok Nibin
Filial Pariahs
244
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Posted - 2014.03.01 16:07:00 -
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Careful. Ugly person troll thread! Quite a line of suckers so far! Dont fight it; Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs; You know you want to. |
Don Aubaris
67
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Posted - 2014.03.01 17:22:00 -
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They always tell me that anyones problem is a business opportunity in Eve. So here we go :
Tired of that red banner on your face? You once thought it was cute and outstanding but now find it boring? And you are tired of running into half-assed generic gate camps to get rid of it? Then we have the solution for you : DroneCloneClear
Indeed. You read it right. Our customer-friendly service DroneCloneClear is the solution to get your face unblocked.
For just 100 million you will get an appointment in one of our exclusive salons where drones are working night and day to get the job done. And because we are customer-friendly you will get 50% back if RL concerns prevent you from making it to the appointment. If you change your mind while you are at the appointment, you will get 60% back. (*)
How does DroneCloneClear works, you ask? You bring a bunch of your most expensive fitted ships and DroneCloneClear will cure your face (**). We will destroy ship after ship until the job is done. (***)
Because we are not greedy and destroyed ships drop loot of course, you are entitled for further reductions of your service fee. 50% of the price of the drops will be substracted from the service fee. Indeed. You read it right. If you bring expensive enough ships this service could cost you no fee at all! (****)
But there is more : if you are so an obnoxious person that the red banner is back within 24hours of treatment, you get a 20% discount on the next treatment.
DroneCloneClear! Clear up your face now! Call now! Operators are standing by.
Small print : (*) in both cases the bounty must be the same as when the appointment was made. You can understand that we cannot tolerate you using our competitors services while having an appointment with us. (**) DroneCloneClear will not be legally responsible for what is actually hiding behind the banner. If you do not like the result, DroneCloneClear will put a 100.000 banner back. The customer comes first at DroneCloneClear! (***) while you have the option to cancel before the treatment starts, any action on your part during the treatment, either defensive or aggressive, will stop the treatment and your fee will be forfeit. (****) only applicable when our salvage ship returns to a station safely. |
EvEa Deva
Forum Alt Retort
454
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Posted - 2014.03.01 17:38:00 -
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He has more chins than the Serenity server. |
Qweasdy
Justified Chaos
79
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Posted - 2014.03.01 17:43:00 -
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Thread of the year? As in this is the only thread that's made me literally laugh out loud, y'all can have some internet forum pixel likes. This is a terrible thread. As such, it's locked. - CCP Falcon
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Abyss Azizora
Astro Industrial Technologies
80
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Posted - 2014.03.01 17:45:00 -
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So you created this thread for the sole purpose of getting people to bump your wanted bounty level?
Well you did one hell of a job at it I must admit, it worked on me. |
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