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Bethan Le Troix
Krusual Investigation Agency
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:21:00 -
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Is the CPU Management skill broken? I trained it from lvl 3 to lvl 4 and then from lvl 4 to lvl 5. At both points it did not appear to add any more CPU to my ship. |
Benny Ohu
Beneath the Ashes Margin of Silence
2579
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:24:00 -
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are you in the spaceship? |
Bethan Le Troix
Krusual Investigation Agency
69
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:26:00 -
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Not atm. |
Benny Ohu
Beneath the Ashes Margin of Silence
2579
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:27:00 -
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skills only apply if you're sitting in the ship |
Nalelmir Ahashion
Omen Industries -Entropy-
131
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:27:00 -
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get in it :P "What's worse than a foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother? A foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother who thinks he's a gangser, that's what." --áAaron Birch |
Bethan Le Troix
Krusual Investigation Agency
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:29:00 -
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lol |
ErrorRon
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
138
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Posted - 2014.03.03 17:50:00 -
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This thread is golden. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtItWL6GfSM CCP Gargant - -áDev of my heart. |
Tavi Baldocchi
Blackhole Arms Inc
41
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Posted - 2014.03.03 18:10:00 -
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This thread made my day at work so much better. |
Winchester Steele
355
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Posted - 2014.03.03 19:00:00 -
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This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm ... |
Dawn Lewis
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.03 19:10:00 -
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Forget the haters OP. how are you going to learn unless you ask questions. |
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Serene Repose
Saanen Freight Service
967
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Posted - 2014.03.03 19:39:00 -
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Haters? Geez. Forget the ones who just HAVE to exaggerate. Haters....give it a rest, wouldja?
I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
1042
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Posted - 2014.03.03 19:51:00 -
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Dawn Lewis wrote:Forget the haters OP. how are you going to learn unless you ask questions.
There is no hate going on. Seems like you're casting the first stone. All I see are people having fun, and weren't even being any where near insulting as you see in a lot of threads. |
Caviar Liberta
Moira. Villore Accords
465
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Posted - 2014.03.03 19:53:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm
Was an electronics tech in the navy and reminds me of the 3am wake up call.
I walk over to the equipment and wave the operator over. You see the [OFF/ON] switch. Operator nods... You see it was in the o f f position. |
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
543
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Posted - 2014.03.03 20:59:00 -
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My brother works as technician for an ISP company. He has to fix issues for people who have troubles with their connection and Tech support was of no help to them. About 2/3rd of it involves plugging in an unplugged cable, turning onn the on/foo switch or insert the electricity plug. Only 1/3 rd are real tech issues. Yes apparantly people don't even bother to check their plugs/connectors etc, even after Tech support asks...
So next time you hear Tech support ask you the 'dumb questions' of *Did you plug it in? /Turn it on etc etc* Know that it is for a reason. It's simply the most common cause of the issue... Perhaps not for yu, but they ask it anyway as it does solve it in most cases. -áOver 14.000 refugees joined the Arcology this week! Wing Commander Okuuda discharged dishonorably by the Caldari Navy |
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
378
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Posted - 2014.03.03 21:16:00 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:My brother works as technician for an ISP company. He has to fix issues for people who have troubles with their connection and Tech support was of no help to them. About 2/3rd of it involves plugging in an unplugged cable, turning onn the on/foo switch or insert the electricity plug. Only 1/3 rd are real tech issues. Yes apparantly people don't even bother to check their plugs/connectors etc, even after Tech support asks...
So next time you hear Tech support ask you the 'dumb questions' of *Did you plug it in? /Turn it on etc etc* Know that it is for a reason. It's simply the most common cause of the issue... Perhaps not for yu, but they ask it anyway as it does solve it in most cases.
I work in tech support for a Genetics research company where even some of the clerical staff have higher degrees. However tech support never changes. This Dutch comedy skit is really very very accurate and always cracks me up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
3234
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Posted - 2014.03.04 00:55:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm Had similar.
Person I was talking to was a branch manager. He should have known better.
Me: "When did you notice the problem?" Manager: "When the power went out 20 minutes ago. They are doing construction up the street." Me: "Is the power back on?" Manager: "No, not yet." Me: /facepalm Me: "Why do you think the computer will work without electricity?" Manager: *silence* Me: /facepalm
EDIT: Another favourite of mine is when a fiber got cut and a Bell serviceman came in and told the manager all lines are down, and the manager called me on his mobile to complain that computers wouldn't connect to our network. /facepalm RFC 1149?
I did I.T. for 12 years. |
Ralen Zateki
Nexis. League of Infamy
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Posted - 2014.03.04 05:21:00 -
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Bethan Le Troix wrote:lol
Welp. This response is great. At least OP laughed at herself upon realization.....
rofl... great vine here... |
Victor Andall
Complexes and Abaddons
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Posted - 2014.03.04 13:14:00 -
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This thread is so refreshingly lighthearted that I want to pin it.
Inside my heart. I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?
Andall Combat Tournaments - on hiatus. Contact for more information. |
seth Hendar
I love you miners
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Posted - 2014.03.04 13:36:00 -
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Ralen Zateki wrote:Bethan Le Troix wrote:lol Welp. This response is great. At least OP laughed at herself upon realization..... rofl... great vine here... edit: reminds me a of a girl I dated a while back. We were watching a movie... DVD... the kind that has the feature on one side and the additional content on the flip side. She put the DVD in and I noticed the menu was for the commentary and extra featrues... so: Me: "The DVD is in upside down." Her: "No it isn't" Me: "Um, yea... it is." Her: "Nooo it isn't, if it were the picture on the screen would be upside down." Me: "........" True story. was she blond? i think i knwo the answer but stil... |
Spurty
V0LTA Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2014.03.04 13:40:00 -
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*SNORK* /dilbert *signature is not allowed on the EVE Online forums* |
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WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.03.04 16:25:00 -
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PEBCAK |
Tysun Kane
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.03.04 17:27:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm
LMAO |
Your Dad Naked
State War Academy Caldari State
138
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Posted - 2014.03.04 17:36:00 -
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Another thread where a bunch of adults try to look cool over the internet at another adult's expense.
I left high school over 8 years ago, this is just obnoxious now. |
Shrewd Tsero
Aventine Legion
28
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Posted - 2014.03.04 17:38:00 -
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Well, since we're adding in ex-girlfriend stories.
My city was deciding whether to build a shiny new stadium for our football (American) team. It ended up going to a public vote and it was kind of a big deal for us. My girlfriend and I were eating dinner with the news on the TV in the background, when...
TV Reporter: Currently, the vote is essentially a dead heat with 51% in favor and 49% against building the new stadium. With only 5% of the precincts reporting in at the moment, it's anyone's guess as to where this will end up.
Me: Wow, close one. Girlfriend: How many percents are there? Me: ... Huh? Girlfriend: How many percents of precincts? Like when will they know when it's done? Me: Oh, honey. Once all the precincts are in, that will be 100%. Girlfriend: [Satisfied look] Oh, so there's 100 precincts. Cool.
Still to this day, the single physically hottest female I have ever dated.
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Shrewd Tsero
Aventine Legion
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Posted - 2014.03.04 17:40:00 -
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Your Dad Naked wrote:I left high school over 8 years ago, this is just obnoxious now.
Username: Your Dad Naked Irony level: 8/10 |
Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
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Posted - 2014.03.04 19:15:00 -
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Your Dad Naked wrote:Another thread where a bunch of adults try to look cool over the internet at another adult's expense.
I left high school over 8 years ago, this is just obnoxious now.
Fun at anothers expense.. the second best kind of humour there can be.
The best kind is of course morbid humour. Sable's Ammo Shop at Alentene V - Moon 4 - Duvolle Labs Factory. Hybrid charges, Projectile ammo, Missiles, Drones, Ships, Need'em? We have'em, at affordable prices. Pop in at our Ammo Shop in sunny Alentene. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
334
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Posted - 2014.03.04 19:23:00 -
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Shrewd Tsero wrote:Your Dad Naked wrote:I left high school over 8 years ago, this is just obnoxious now. Username: Your Dad Naked Irony level: 8/10 POW! Right in the kisser! If in doubt...do...excessively. |
Qalix
Long Jump.
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Posted - 2014.03.04 22:32:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm Tsk tsk tsk. Stolen story. I remember reading this back when I worked support many years ago. |
seth Hendar
I love you miners
486
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Posted - 2014.03.05 09:27:00 -
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Qalix wrote:Winchester Steele wrote:This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm Tsk tsk tsk. Stolen story. I remember reading this back when I worked support many years ago. yeah, this one is a classic of tech support |
Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
66
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Posted - 2014.03.05 13:55:00 -
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Caviar Liberta wrote:Winchester Steele wrote:This thread reminds me of my tech support days back in my youth:
Customer: My computer screen is dark, why won't the crappy PC you guys sold me turn on? Me: Have you tried turning it on with the button on front? Customer: Of course I have tried, do you think I am a moron? Me: Is your computer plugged into the wall ma'am? Customer: Yes. Me: Ok, there is a little switch on the back of the case that controls the power supply, could you please make sure it is in the on position for me. Customer: Ok... Just hang on. The power is out here, I need to find my flashlight. Me: /facepalm Was an electronics tech in the navy and reminds me of the 3am wake up call. I walk over to the equipment and wave the operator over. You see the [OFF/ON] switch. Operator nods... You see it was in the o f f position.
Reminds me of a similar situation when I was an eltech in the AF.
Pilot write up in forms: IFF #2 inop Corrective action: aircraft not equipped with second IFF |
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