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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2162
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Posted - 2014.03.04 01:04:00 -
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Attention! Come one and come all! I announce to you a prestigious and noble charity! I call it, The Nauplius Retirement Fund!
Our poor old man Nauplius is desperately trying to meet his God! He recently committed the rather horrid act of sending 1 million slaves to their death in the blink of an eye! Clearly he is trying the best his old, twisted, heretical heart will allow!
This fund has been started to speed up the process and make sure he can come to his God sooner! I have already contributed a modest 50 million ISK to the cause. I highly encourage others to donate at least 1 million to his bounty, one measly isk for every life lost!
50 million is really chump change at the moment. However, it is enough to get the newer bounty hunters itching their trigger fingers! If you donate more money to his bounty, you can see better results! My analyst have come up with the following levels of salvation for Nauplius.
50 mil- Newer pilots shoot him for quick cash as he flies by 100 mil- Newer pilots become interested in his location. 250 mil- Going to major systems becomes difficult 500 mil- Mid skill pilots and bounty hunters begin targeting him 1 bil- Dedicated bounty hunters and virtually everyone he passes will take a shot 2 bil- Nauplius has to attach rockets to his wheelchair to avoid getting caught 4 bil- Nauplius is forced to hire dedicated security teams. 8 bil- Everyone with a gun goes after Nauplius 16 bil and up- God himself descends down from heaven and becomes a capsuleer just to smite old man Nauplius.
Donate to his bounty today and help him meet the Deceiver! Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2162
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Posted - 2014.03.04 01:08:00 -
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On another note, I will donate more to the fund myself if I see this taking off! Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Kyllsa Siikanen
Gradient
206
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Posted - 2014.03.04 01:41:00 -
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Bounties are sadly relatively useless. GÇ£Crying is all right in its own way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.GÇ¥-á
GÇò C.S. Lewis-á |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2163
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Posted - 2014.03.04 01:43:00 -
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Kyllsa Siikanen wrote:Bounties are sadly relatively useless.
If there is enough ISK on the table bounties can do quite a lot.
Sadly at the moment, all his current bounty will do is get him stabbed in the neck by some desperate bloke planetside. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
29
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Posted - 2014.03.04 03:44:00 -
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I'm so joining this cause. |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
206
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Posted - 2014.03.04 06:51:00 -
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Naupilus desires attention. Bounties give him that in quantifiable amounts.
Ignore him completely, or gank him by surprise.
Adding isk to his licensed bounty, or posts to his narcissistic threads only gives him what he wants.
If you want to kill this viper, you'd do best by cutting off it's head or starving it to death. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
911
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Posted - 2014.03.04 08:18:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote: This fund has been started to speed up the process and make sure he can come to his God sooner! I have already contributed a modest 50 million ISK to the cause. I highly encourage others to donate at least 1 million to his bounty, one measly isk for every life lost!
I would rather pay to see you coming to his God instead.
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12242
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Posted - 2014.03.04 09:07:00 -
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Karmilla Strife wrote:Naupilus desires attention. Bounties give him that in quantifiable amounts.
Ignore him completely, or gank him by surprise.
Adding isk to his licensed bounty, or posts to his narcissistic threads only gives him what he wants.
If you want to kill this viper, you'd do best by cutting off it's head or starving it to death.
Came here to post this. I like how you think. Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
369
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Posted - 2014.03.04 09:11:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Karmilla Strife wrote:Naupilus desires attention. Bounties give him that in quantifiable amounts.
Ignore him completely, or gank him by surprise.
Adding isk to his licensed bounty, or posts to his narcissistic threads only gives him what he wants.
If you want to kill this viper, you'd do best by cutting off it's head or starving it to death. Came here to post this. I like how you think.
Who knows, maybe mr. Fred and old man Naupilus are accomplices and this is all a part of some elaborate bounty/insurance scam.
- Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far... Stillwater Corporation recruitment open. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12242
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Posted - 2014.03.04 09:13:00 -
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More likely a circle jerk. Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
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Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3218
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Posted - 2014.03.04 09:16:00 -
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Save your money. Use it to buy the ships needed to pod that barbarian enough times until he forgets his mother's name. An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
260
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Posted - 2014.03.04 10:02:00 -
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I am a bit curious as to which heretical cult he belongs to. At first glance he appears to clearly be a Blood Raider, because he delights in wonton cruelty so much. Yet clearly he is no longer so interested as cruelty so much as simply amassing a higher body count, and this points more towards a member of the Equilibrium of Mankind.
Then again he might simply by a Minmatar agent sent by Shakor to be a false-flag propaganda piece for his warmongering. It would not be the first time that they killed their own people to "prove a point," after all. So who can tell for sure?
At any rate, if there is anything worse than those who reject God it is those whom twist & pervert His Faith into monstrous heresies. And frankly we actual Amarrians are getting rather sick of constantly having to hear his endless stream of blasphemies. So the sooner this... person... find his way into this "Hell" place that he keeps referring to, the better. The sound of the Amarrian heart |
Kyllsa Siikanen
Gradient
211
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Posted - 2014.03.04 12:21:00 -
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Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:I am a bit curious as to which heretical cult he belongs to. At first glance he appears to clearly be a Blood Raider, because he delights in wonton cruelty so much. Yet clearly he is no longer so interested as cruelty so much as simply amassing a higher body count, and this points more towards a member of the Equilibrium of Mankind. Then again he might simply by a Minmatar agent sent by Shakor to be a false-flag propaganda piece for his warmongering. It would not be the first time that they killed their own people to "prove a point," after all. So who can tell for sure? At any rate, if there is anything worse than those who reject God it is those whom twist & pervert His Faith into monstrous heresies. And frankly we actual Amarrians are getting rather sick of constantly having to hear his endless stream of blasphemies. So the sooner this... person... find his way into this "Hell" place that he keeps referring to, the better.
Your stupid. It's showing. GÇ£Crying is all right in its own way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.GÇ¥-á
GÇò C.S. Lewis-á |
Astera Zandraki
Stillwater Corporation
80
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Posted - 2014.03.04 12:21:00 -
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Leopold Caine wrote:
Who knows, maybe mr. Fred and old man Naupilus are accomplices and this is all a part of some elaborate bounty/insurance scam.
Damnit, Caine, I was gonna try that.
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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2167
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Posted - 2014.03.04 12:39:00 -
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Karmilla Strife wrote:Naupilus desires attention. Bounties give him that in quantifiable amounts.
Ignore him completely, or gank him by surprise.
Adding isk to his licensed bounty, or posts to his narcissistic threads only gives him what he wants.
If you want to kill this viper, you'd do best by cutting off it's head or starving it to death.
Stitcher wrote:Save your money. Use it to buy the ships needed to pod that barbarian enough times until he forgets his mother's name.
My question is, are either of you going to actually hunt him down and kill him? Will any of the numerous people condemning him try as well? People love expressing their outrage yet do nothing to stop what infuriated them.
The Nauplius Retirement Fund provides those who lack the time, experience, or skills to persue this madman a way to make his life much deadlier. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12245
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Posted - 2014.03.04 18:56:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:My question is, are either of you going to actually hunt him down and kill him? Will any of the numerous people condemning him try as well? People love expressing their outrage yet do nothing to stop what infuriated them. The more I read of your antics, the more I think you and I should share tea sometime.
Fredfredbug4 wrote:The Nauplius Retirement Fund provides those who lack the time, experience, or skills to persue this madman a way to make his life much deadlier. You forgot courage and will. Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
Pontianak Sythaeryn
Bottle Distribution Ops Center
142
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Posted - 2014.03.04 19:06:00 -
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There is just something rather anti-climatic about him getting shot at and podded by somebody that only cares about the isk. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. DARKNESS.
4272
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Posted - 2014.03.04 19:15:00 -
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I say let the Amarrians do it. They want him dead just as much as we do, if not more (albeit for different reasons). I think it's poetic justice if he's mauled by the same people he was trying to provoke into similar acts of mass murder - plus, it'll be a great chance for the Amarr to prove that they do indeed have standards, and it means we don't have to waste time or money on hunting him down ourselves.
Everybody wins! Except Nauplius. Mane 614
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Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
57
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Posted - 2014.03.04 20:41:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I say let the Amarrians do it. They want him dead just as much as we do, if not more (albeit for different reasons). I think it's poetic justice if he's mauled by the same people he was trying to provoke into similar acts of mass murder - plus, it'll be a great chance for the Amarr to prove that they do indeed have standards, and it means we don't have to waste time or money on hunting him down ourselves.
Everybody wins! Except Nauplius.
I can assure you this horrendous act will not go unanswered.
Nauplius has opened the doors to a furnace.
He most certainly will be burned. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Erin Savonarola
House Savonarola
4
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Posted - 2014.03.04 21:02:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I say let the Amarrians do it. They want him dead just as much as we do, if not more (albeit for different reasons). I think it's poetic justice if he's mauled by the same people he was trying to provoke into similar acts of mass murder - plus, it'll be a great chance for the Amarr to prove that they do indeed have standards, and it means we don't have to waste time or money on hunting him down ourselves.
Everybody wins! Except Nauplius.
I can assure you that we are acting. No faithful Amarr supports what this heretic did. |
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12246
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Posted - 2014.03.04 21:07:00 -
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I look forward to seeing proof of that action. Do link the battle report once it parses. Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2169
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Posted - 2014.03.04 22:02:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote: The more I read of your antics, the more I think you and I should share tea sometime.
If you are sincere, then that can certainly be arranged!
Lyris Nairn wrote: You forgot courage and will.
Now, now, there are brave and willful folk that are simply incapable of going after him.
Pontianak Sythaeryn wrote:There is just something rather anti-climatic about him getting shot at and podded by somebody that only cares about the isk.
I don't know. Imagine a bounty so high that even his own slaves begin to rise against him. Imagine being cast out from his home because his even his neighbors and local friends come for his blood. Imagine never being able to sit still for a moment or else he finds a bullet in his head. I think Nauplius dying alone, afraid, and on the run could be quite climatic!
Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2169
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Posted - 2014.03.04 22:06:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I say let the Amarrians do it. They want him dead just as much as we do, if not more (albeit for different reasons). I think it's poetic justice if he's mauled by the same people he was trying to provoke into similar acts of mass murder - plus, it'll be a great chance for the Amarr to prove that they do indeed have standards, and it means we don't have to waste time or money on hunting him down ourselves.
Everybody wins! Except Nauplius.
While it would be good, for the Empire to take care of him themselves. There is a lot of paperwork and lobbying in the way of such a thing. Where as a bounty hunter could take care of the job literally this very second. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
143
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Posted - 2014.03.05 02:50:00 -
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Can't we just enslave Nauppie and stuff him full of vetoc? It would solve more then putting a bounty on his head and costing him nothing more then a clone. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1551
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Posted - 2014.03.05 06:06:00 -
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Some of us have already been hunting this rabid dog for some time without any financial incentive. The problem is that when he sees in local the name of anyone he fears has come to kill him, he simply refuses to undock.
As a public service to any who would care to join the fun, the coward typically hides in the 24 IC Logistic Support station at planet Mehatoor VI. Be aware that this is a high sec system those of you who, like me, are KOS in Amarr space. It is, however, only one jump from Raa, a low sec faction warfare system.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Nauplius
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
109
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Posted - 2014.03.05 12:25:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Some of us have already been hunting this rabid dog for some time without any financial incentive. The problem is that when he sees in local the name of anyone he fears has come to kill him, he simply refuses to undock.
As a public service to any who would care to join the fun, the coward typically hides in the 24 IC Logistic Support station at planet Mehatoor VI. Be aware that this is a high sec system those of you who, like me, are KOS in Amarr space. It is, however, only one jump from Raa, a low sec faction warfare system.
I defended no fewer than nine holy Amarrian complexes yesterday, all in low sec, defeating a foul aggressor from Native Freshfood in the process. My critics think me a coward simply because my flight schedules and theirs do not much overlap.
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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2171
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Posted - 2014.03.05 12:42:00 -
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Hey old timer! How's it going? Got enough for retirement yet? Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
915
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Posted - 2014.03.05 12:55:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:Some of us have already been hunting this rabid dog for some time without any financial incentive. The problem is that when he sees in local the name of anyone he fears has come to kill him, he simply refuses to undock.
As a public service to any who would care to join the fun, the coward typically hides in the 24 IC Logistic Support station at planet Mehatoor VI. Be aware that this is a high sec system those of you who, like me, are KOS in Amarr space. It is, however, only one jump from Raa, a low sec faction warfare system.
I defended no fewer than nine holy Amarrian complexes yesterday, all in low sec, defeating a foul aggressor from Native Freshfood in the process. My critics think me a coward simply because my flight schedules and theirs do not much overlap. Well, Mr. Nauplius, I would like to remind you, that you were talking to a deluded minmatar, who is good only in running away from combat. What you did with your slaves is not my business, and I stand aside from this conflict, but if you will manage to turn this minmatar into frozen corpse (that will require baiting or chasing her, of course), or even better, take her as your new slave, I will sincerely applaud to you. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
915
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Posted - 2014.03.05 13:01:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:Hey old timer! How's it going? Got enough for retirement yet? Your gallentean propaganda is as stupid as everything else gallentean. For example, I myself have greater bounties than him, in, like, more than 10 times. Which I got for actual doing my honest work. And, you will be surprised, but these bounties never gave me any problems yet.
I will keep an eye on how this your clownery with bounties will work... |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2172
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Posted - 2014.03.05 17:33:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: these bounties never gave me any problems yet.
Then I wonder why someone broke into your quarters and nearly killed you outside the pod a few months back. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
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