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Alexis Dethahal
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.21 06:56:00 -
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Dear fellow Eve pilots:
I have a story to tell, it involves a 12 year-old, a spy, and melt-downs. So lets begin . A week or so ago, a war was declared. This war had a group of players who had the courage of a Ghost. This corp then went on to hire a group of merc corps. Now I can't complain, merc corps are part of the game. This group however, had a 12 year old leading them, and I am sure you guys love it when you see the idiot who goes in guns blazing to try and prove his moral integrity. Now the spy comes in, the corp who declared war placed a spy inside of the 12 year-old's corp. Little did he know, as he waited for someone to pop out of a station, he was having a great time with the enemy corp themselves. The enemy corp the 12 year old was hired to fight sat back and had a great time. Yet, whenever someone he was fighting logged on, he shouted "omg lolz you nubs come out and fight and stop being a ***." The corp who he was yelling at quickly laughed at his reactions, but the spy in his corp kept him busy. While the enemy corp distracted him by inflating his ego, they went silently and began bashing the corps POS. For some reason, the 12 year-old did not realize his own POS was being bashed due to his desire to be the king of the universe. After all, he was just a Minor in reality. After they let him know in local his POS was going to be gone in a few minutes, he threw a fit. This included name calling, threats, and the kind of desperation from somebody who just had their ego popped. This only got worse for him when he realized every other merc corp in his group abandoned him when the spy revealed himself when his fate was decided. So what does he do? Disbands his own corp so that he may join an alliance who would then fight the corp he was originally fighting. Yet, after 3 days of hunting people who were afk, he finally gave up. But did he actually give up? He does not, to this very day, give up. He whines, screams, and throws his keyboards. This is why people with the egos of Ghosts or players who should really be Minors should stay with their mining barge in solitude. Now, the point of this story was not to flame anyone (which is why names are left out in compliance with CCP guidelines), the point is to sit and realize if you are really following the right people. I thank you for reading this and fly safe New Eden! |
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
898
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Posted - 2014.03.21 07:34:00 -
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Paragraphs? |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
3268
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Posted - 2014.03.21 07:37:00 -
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My eyes, my poor unsuspecting eyes. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á
Psychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2014.03.21 07:54:00 -
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That the kid shouldn't be playing EVE in the first place is one for parents and CCP to deal with. But how else can a child behave other than in a child like manner? And you, clearly, get off on this kind of thing. What does that say about you as a person or are you a child yourself?
Oh, and I don't believe in ghosts |
Oroborea Phantasmica
TSOE Po1ice TSOE Consortium
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Posted - 2014.03.21 07:59:00 -
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Alexis Dethahal wrote:Dear fellow Eve pilots: I have a story to tell, it involves a 12 year-old, a spy, and melt-downs. So lets begin . A week or so ago, a war was declared. This war had a group of players who had the courage of a Ghost. This corp then went on to hire a group of merc corps. Now I can't complain, merc corps are part of the game. This group however, had a 12 year old leading them, and I am sure you guys love it when you see the idiot who goes in guns blazing to try and prove his moral integrity. Now the spy comes in, the corp who declared war placed a spy inside of the 12 year-old's corp. Little did he know, as he waited for someone to pop out of a station, he was having a great time with the enemy corp themselves. The enemy corp the 12 year old was hired to fight sat back and had a great time. Yet, whenever someone he was fighting logged on, he shouted "omg lolz you nubs come out and fight and stop being a ***." The corp who he was yelling at quickly laughed at his reactions, but the spy in his corp kept him busy. While the enemy corp distracted him by inflating his ego, they went silently and began bashing the corps POS. For some reason, the 12 year-old did not realize his own POS was being bashed due to his desire to be the king of the universe. After all, he was just a Minor in reality. After they let him know in local his POS was going to be gone in a few minutes, he threw a fit. This included name calling, threats, and the kind of desperation from somebody who just had their ego popped. This only got worse for him when he realized every other merc corp in his group abandoned him when the spy revealed himself when his fate was decided. So what does he do? Disbands his own corp so that he may join an alliance who would then fight the corp he was originally fighting. Yet, after 3 days of hunting people who were afk, he finally gave up. But did he actually give up? He does not, to this very day, give up. He whines, screams, and throws his keyboards. This is why people with the egos of Ghosts or players who should really be Minors should stay with their mining barge in solitude. Now, the point of this story was not to flame anyone (which is why names are left out in compliance with CCP guidelines), the point is to sit and realize if you are really following the right people. I thank you for reading this and fly safe New Eden!
Judging from the wall of text people's eyesockets are burning out from, we can safely assume you're the 12 year old trying to get some white knights to get on your cause-horse and help you humble your enemies. |
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.03.21 09:03:00 -
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This is a horrible wall of text - please learn what formatting means.
Not only that, but when I try to read it, you don't properly explain who any of these parties are and which side they are on or any background behind the whole affair.
Honestly, why did you bother posting this? It's basically litter. |
Grunanca
Doughboys Shadow Cartel
166
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Posted - 2014.03.21 09:30:00 -
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You are right... 12 year olds shouldnt be allowed to write on the forums as they clearly cant use paragraphs! |
Balshem Rozenzweig
Akademia Milicyjna The North is Coming
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Posted - 2014.03.21 10:35:00 -
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Congrats! You have successfully tormented a kid!
He was irritating and maybe required to be taught a lesson, but coming to forums to brag about outsmarting a child... Singature Radius 48 m |
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
45
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Posted - 2014.03.21 11:02:00 -
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Balshem Rozenzweig wrote:Congrats! You have successfully tormented a kid!
He was irritating and maybe required to be taught a lesson, but coming to forums to brag about outsmarting a child...
Wait, you could make sense of that mess? |
Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
928
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Posted - 2014.03.21 12:11:00 -
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So are ghosts supposed to be particularly courageous or something? I can almost follow your story a little bit, but keep getting hung up on that expression. I'm going to assume that it's a common idiom in some language I don't speak, and that this whole nonsensical rant is just badly Google-translated into English.
Also, I'm pretty sure there's no rule against naming names. Or against posting with your main. This thing of yours might make more sense if we knew who was involved. www.everevolutionaryfront.com
Psychotic Monk for CSM9 |
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dexington
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1122
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Posted - 2014.03.21 12:15:00 -
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The OP looks like it was written by a 12 year old. I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2935
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Posted - 2014.03.21 14:24:00 -
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I'm 80-90% sure "the 12 year old" can write better than you. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Amitabho Chattopadhyay
Row Row Fight the Power Test Alliance Please Ignore
13
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Posted - 2014.03.21 16:06:00 -
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Alexis Dethahal wrote:Dear fellow Eve pilots: I have a story to tell, it involves a 12 year-old, a spy, and melt-downs. So lets begin . A week or so ago, a war was declared. This war had a group of players who had the courage of a Ghost. This corp then went on to hire a group of merc corps. Now I can't complain, merc corps are part of the game. This group however, had a 12 year old leading them, and I am sure you guys love it when you see the idiot who goes in guns blazing to try and prove his moral integrity. Now the spy comes in, the corp who declared war placed a spy inside of the 12 year-old's corp. Little did he know, as he waited for someone to pop out of a station, he was having a great time with the enemy corp themselves. The enemy corp the 12 year old was hired to fight sat back and had a great time. Yet, whenever someone he was fighting logged on, he shouted "omg lolz you nubs come out and fight and stop being a ***." The corp who he was yelling at quickly laughed at his reactions, but the spy in his corp kept him busy. While the enemy corp distracted him by inflating his ego, they went silently and began bashing the corps POS. For some reason, the 12 year-old did not realize his own POS was being bashed due to his desire to be the king of the universe. After all, he was just a Minor in reality. After they let him know in local his POS was going to be gone in a few minutes, he threw a fit. This included name calling, threats, and the kind of desperation from somebody who just had their ego popped. This only got worse for him when he realized every other merc corp in his group abandoned him when the spy revealed himself when his fate was decided. So what does he do? Disbands his own corp so that he may join an alliance who would then fight the corp he was originally fighting. Yet, after 3 days of hunting people who were afk, he finally gave up. But did he actually give up? He does not, to this very day, give up. He whines, screams, and throws his keyboards. This is why people with the egos of Ghosts or players who should really be Minors should stay with their mining barge in solitude. Now, the point of this story was not to flame anyone (which is why names are left out in compliance with CCP guidelines), the point is to sit and realize if you are really following the right people. I thank you for reading this and fly safe New Eden!
I can only presume the 12 year old at least know English. |
Batelle
Tymast Industries 150th
2321
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Posted - 2014.03.21 16:34:00 -
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tl;dr "CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"
Never forget. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
315
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Posted - 2014.03.21 17:02:00 -
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Haedonism Bot wrote:So are ghosts supposed to be particularly courageous or something? I can almost follow your story a little bit, but keep getting hung up on that expression. I'm going to assume that it's a common idiom in some language I don't speak, and that this whole nonsensical rant is just badly Google-translated into English.
Also, I'm pretty sure there's no rule against naming names. Or against posting with your main. This thing of yours might make more sense if we knew who was involved. My guess is it means that they're cowardly and you never see them because htey run from fights. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
Hevymetal
POT Corp Semper Ardens Alliance
218
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Posted - 2014.03.21 18:21:00 -
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Who was this 12 yr old? What corp was he in? Details, we require more info :) |
XxKMinorxX
the DOTwarpunk Initiative DOTwarpunk Collective
0
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Posted - 2014.03.21 18:26:00 -
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LAWLZ LAWZL laughing so hard
http://i.imgur.com/Vla3U.jpg
Completely inaccurate story but creative i will admit :P |
XxKMinorxX
the DOTwarpunk Initiative DOTwarpunk Collective
0
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Posted - 2014.03.21 18:27:00 -
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Hevymetal wrote:Who was this 12 yr old? What corp was he in? Details, we require more info :)
Im the supposed 12 year old
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Pew Terror
Green Associates TITANS.
144
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Posted - 2014.03.21 19:02:00 -
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In this post: "Presumably grown man takes joy in misfortunes of not-even-teenager child." |
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
47
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Posted - 2014.03.21 21:13:00 -
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Ok, so OP decided to give his post some actual paragraphs and formatting and make it readable.
TL;DR seems to be "Guy smack talks in local, gets angry when somebody bashes his POS, quits his corp".
So now it's changed from incomprehensible to uninteresting.
Good job? |
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Moonlit Raid
State War Academy Caldari State
160
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Posted - 2014.03.21 22:55:00 -
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XxKMinorxX wrote:Hevymetal wrote:Who was this 12 yr old? What corp was he in? Details, we require more info :) Im the supposed 12 year old
The X's in your name reveal more about you than you would ever be willing to admit. |
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld White Mountain Coalition
1181
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Posted - 2014.03.22 00:25:00 -
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Despite the pegi 12 rating that comes with eve, new eden is not a place for 12 year olds.
let's hope it never will be. Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction... |
Ghostedmind Minayin
Ghosts of the Next Evolution DOTwarpunk Collective
0
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Posted - 2014.03.22 02:03:00 -
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The problem I now have in all this.....
The "12yo" is actually 2 different people. For someone who likes to talk crap about a few corps, you (Alexis) should learn to keep your facts straight. OFC the corp you declared war on is going to get help ffs its a strictly indy corp. So naturally I phoned a friend. It was your mouth and the mouths of the agressor corp that caused it to baloon out of control.
But have fun in your demented and distorted sense of reality :)
Later Ghost [GONE] CEO |
WaterMarks
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2014.03.22 04:31:00 -
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Me man. Me make little. Boy rage quit. But me no like to brag so i post on public forum.
-Fly Reckless- |
Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
113
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Posted - 2014.03.22 12:12:00 -
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She's 12?! ...but officer, she told me she was 18.
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Tengu Grib
Maniacal Laughter Ltd.
6
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Posted - 2014.03.22 15:51:00 -
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I'm still trying to make some sense out of the original post. (sue me, I'm bored at work and procrastinating)
So the courage of a Ghost, is that referring to actual apparitions or their corp name?
If the former, is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing? I'm really not sure what the stereotype is about the courage of ghosts. I wouldn't really see them as a fearful bunch, being dead and all.
If the latter, was it supposed to be a subtle way of letting them know you were talking about them? That might actually make sense. In a vague and convoluted way.
As far as the rest of the story, it really doesn't make much sense at all. Some people were camped in station and smack talking in local, didn't notice the warning mails from their POS coming under attack? That's about all I got out of it.
I could see it happening, not really sure what you hoped to accomplish by posting it here though.
In addition there are at least two sides to every story, and since you have not provided any evidence to support your side, I don't really take this post seriously at all.
I'm just that bored to be responding to it anyways. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. |
Ghostedmind Minayin
Ghosts of the Next Evolution DOTwarpunk Collective
2
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Posted - 2014.03.23 04:06:00 -
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Alexis Dethahal wrote:"the courage of a Ghost."
I think I'm going to use this in my recruiting posts from now on, lmao. Its pure gold
As for the rest of the story.....
Some people have a very vivid immagination
"With the 'courage of a ghost.' " Ghost [GONE] CEO
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Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
3399
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Posted - 2014.03.23 11:14:00 -
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I don't think they get wardecced enough...
That needs to be remedied. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
Domineren
Degeneration.
1592
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Posted - 2014.03.23 16:02:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:I don't think they get wardecced enough...
That needs to be remedied. i was just thinking the same thing Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
Ex-Rebirth....and miner.-á Fight me.
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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
1136
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Posted - 2014.03.23 21:12:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Eve is full of neckbeards and 10 year olds dont need to be exposed to that lifestyle
Same as 12 years olds Edit signature? What's the point? |
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