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Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:10:00 -
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Hi, i kinda admire how Bethy is a badass, to the point were hes my 2nd most favorite person in the universe
So im kinda waiting fro him to return so i can just enjoy politics again, i mean sure he might be dead or something, but, people can dream
Now please note im not a racist when it comes t bloodlines, just how i picture all this
"its Early in the afternoon on caldari prime, a crowd is gathered around a stage at the memorial in Arcurio asthe current president is giving some boring speech about the federation's agenda, just then, lightning hits the stage and the entire crowd panics for a second, but then, the clouds in the sky open a hole up, (or some ****) then, a Winger horse emerges from it, the crowd can only see that there are only two people on that horse
Then, the horse flies down to the stage and lands right next to the current president, Its Tibus Heth and some really attractive Cirvie woman behind him holding on, Tibus Heth is completely ripped, 8 pac and everything, he has long hair at this point, which is just floating in the air due to his power, he has electricity for eyeballs, hes carrying a sword in one hand and the heads of every god to exist (or made up) in the other, he is also wearing only a loincloth so you know hes had to be a legit badass warrior , hes also wearing a necklace made of the tears of those gods in which they begged him to spare them,the necklace also has the single blade of grass that he use to decapitate the amarrian god
The current president is shitting himself at this epic entrance, Tibus snaps his attention to the president, He says nothing and just stares into the president's eyes - the president pulls out a gun, but Tibus crushes it using his mind, Tibus then goes on and shoots lightning out of his eyes and fries the president to crisp
Tibus then gets off the horse and walks up to the podium and looks at the crowd before him, the man has to say no words as the entire crowd knows what this means, they all begin cheering, then tibus raises his hand calling for a silence, he then gives one of his epic speeches
which i cant say because i don't know what exactly what he would say here...
After the speech Tibus shoots up into the sky again, goes though the planets atmosphere and enters space, as he shoots up he rams into a Erebus, he cuts into it clean, and the entire titan explodes into a firer y mes, tibus doesn't look back to see it explode, hes on his way to see the empress and talk about how hes gonna fix everything and end the war with the federation by demolishing its forces...
Tibus is sitting in a room along with Empress Jamly, Tibus begins by explaining his plan to rid the universe of the gallenteans , now hes plans were bad back then, but during his time away he perfected a beautiful battle plan, The empress then begins to feel his 8 pac while listening to his plan, He then brushes her off and looks into her eyes with compassion saying how only a caldarian can satisfy him, the empress then collects herself and reruns to her business form and agrees to support Heth's plans
Fast forward
A massive fleet is over the capital of the federation , the caldari fleet demolished all the defenses the federation had in their territory in a total of 1 year, now hes at the capital, they engage in a epic battle, tibus who was in a titan at the time decided to speed up the battle, so he inject himself into the airlock
Nows hes flying around zapping carriers and hijacking frigates and ramming them into battleships, he demolish the last federation fleet n a total of 40 minutes, all 50 titans gone, and a sick killbaord he gets off it all
Now he sends in the dust soldiers to take the surface ( i am there of course) we cut into the last line of defense like melted butter, we then break into the NEW president's office, and we find the president is about to blow his brains out in fear of what we will do, Tibus heth then crashes though the wall and uses his power to take the gun away from him from a distance (( telekinesis! that's what its called..." and crushes it with his mind, We then proceeed to shove a Caldarian flag literally in his ass,
Then Tibus Heth goes to a sandwich shop and eats a badass chicken sandwich
Well! thats how i see this badass coming back
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Jonas Wickonian
Night Raven Task Force Night Raven Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:14:00 -
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so mass genocide? that's your great dream? |
Foley Aberas Jones
15
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:17:00 -
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Jonas Wickonian wrote:so mass genocide? that's your great dream?
no! just to see Heth come back, thats just how i picture it
plus who said anything about that? i mean war is already been happening, Tibus heth just wants to end it thus ending the Genocide
I mean the federation did kinda ask for a war after they crashed a Nyx into a station and killed thousands of innocent people |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4440
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:18:00 -
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It's funny how Provist delusion reads almost exactly like the script for a Gallentean B-list holoreel. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4440
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:25:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:I mean the federation did kinda ask for a war after they crashed a Nyx into a station and killed thousands of innocent people Oh yeah, and I'm sorry, but Agri Falken made an ironclad argument as to why no Caldari outside of Ishukone is ever allowed to use that excuse for war ever again. Mane 614
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Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:34:00 -
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ah sorry, never red that
But im not a provist, im a mercenary, and like i said, im just picturing what i think would happen, i likeheth because i think hes a pretty bad ass guy, sure made politics interesting, plus i just like the state, nothing wrong with hat i hope? |
Noden Vorpalstar
The Knights of Polaris
137
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:49:00 -
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And this ladies and gentlemen is why you should not use boosters.
Especially before bed time.
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Jonas Wickonian
Night Raven Task Force Night Raven Alliance
10
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:50:00 -
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nothing wrong with that, just don't like the idea of my home being burnt to the ground by a super god man |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:58:00 -
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Jonas Wickonian wrote:nothing wrong with that, just don't like the idea of my home being burnt to the ground by a super god man
Oh hes not a god, hes just a dude he asorbed the powers of the gods after killing them all....hes still mortal and all, but just have most of the abilities of a god
Gotta admit that has to be the most hardcore thing |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2306
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:51:00 -
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This is a bad idea. Diana Kim is going to sue your pants off for stealing her erotic fanfiction. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
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Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
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Posted - 2014.03.27 14:23:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:This is a bad idea. Diana Kim is going to sue your pants off for stealing her erotic fanfiction. I think he'd like that.
Enough that that might have been his intention all along. Morwen Lagann CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
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Posted - 2014.03.27 14:23:00 -
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Noden Vorpalstar wrote:And this ladies and gentlemen is why you should not use boosters. Especially before bed time.
Rubbish.
Recreational boosters are fantastic, especially before bed-time.
Combat boosters help you win fights. Therefore, anyone who fights should use them. Karynn Denton Caravan Master
Boosters! Boosters! Boosters! Delivered to your station - Contact me! |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
246
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Posted - 2014.03.27 20:30:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:This is a bad idea. Diana Kim is going to sue your pants off for stealing her erotic fanfiction. I'm actually surprised she hasn't stormed in here ranting about this yet..... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:28:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Fredfredbug4 wrote:This is a bad idea. Diana Kim is going to sue your pants off for stealing her erotic fanfiction. I'm actually surprised she hasn't stormed in here ranting about this yet.....
You don't think shes avoiding me do you....? |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
246
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:37:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Fredfredbug4 wrote:This is a bad idea. Diana Kim is going to sue your pants off for stealing her erotic fanfiction. I'm actually surprised she hasn't stormed in here ranting about this yet..... You don't think shes avoiding me do you....? Try changing cologne. Maby that will attract her.... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Jonas Wickonian
Night Raven Task Force Night Raven Alliance
10
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:43:00 -
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i think it may be because we havent said anything too patriotic about the gallentean federation, that or she just hasnt noticed the thread. |
Jonas Wickonian
Night Raven Task Force Night Raven Alliance
10
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:47:00 -
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to her credit though, she is firm on her belief's and although she talks alot about how she was the destruction of the federation or how she wants gallenteans off of Caldari Prime, she hasn't advocated slaughtering us all-sort of, she's come close |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
247
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:52:00 -
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Jonas Wickonian wrote:i think it may be because we havent said anything too patriotic about the gallentean federation, that or she just hasnt noticed the thread. Naaa, it's because he isn't wearing 'Eau De Heath', the number one provist approved cologne for men. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.03.27 23:04:00 -
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Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done. |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.03.27 23:15:00 -
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Agiri Falken wrote:Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done.
Like i said
This is just what i picture |
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Gosakumori Noh
Seraglio Hastatus Hagia Sophia
613
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Posted - 2014.03.27 23:27:00 -
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I see the Executor's return as a glimmering darkness against night surrounded by a lot of sharp quills and focused light. Isn't that right, Evi?
Oh, darling, I know, I know.... |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
120
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Posted - 2014.03.27 23:57:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Agiri Falken wrote:Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done. Like i said This is just what i picture Fair enough. You're a weird guy Jones, but the funny sort of weird. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
964
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Posted - 2014.03.28 07:11:00 -
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Mr. Jones, I would ask you to pay more respect to Caldari Hero. He is dead, and died like Caldari, defending our State with his life.
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Agiri Falken wrote:Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done. Like i said This is just what i picture Don't worry, Mr. Jones. It will be sooner Agiri, who will get two in chest and one in head for her treason. This is what we do with scum like her. |
Bryen Verrisai
EVE University Ivy League
127
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Posted - 2014.03.28 07:46:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:He is dead There's always the possibility of a deathbed conversion to Ida. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
964
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Posted - 2014.03.28 07:48:00 -
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Do you understand, that materializing beliefs is generally a bad idea, Mr. Verrisai? |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
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Posted - 2014.03.28 08:07:00 -
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Mr. Foley, there are certain things that are best kept private.
This was one of those things.
Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
97
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Posted - 2014.03.28 11:23:00 -
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Down with this sort of thing. |
Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
79
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Posted - 2014.03.28 12:27:00 -
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Aww, I really expected him to get it on with Jamyl there.
What will happen next? Will he crown himself Emperor of Caldari? How many Empressess will he have?
Please, don't stop. This deserves a full fifteen-seasoned series. Do you need funding to keep going?
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4450
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Posted - 2014.03.28 13:03:00 -
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I propose my own entirely-not-self-serving holoreel series, "Space Guardians vs. Cyberzombie Heth," in which the evils of Provism are fought by a clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and his deeply bearded deadpan Civire medic counterpart who use their knowledge of science and medicine to defeat the machinations of the evil Sansha-reanimated corpse of Tibus Heth and his army of pirate ninja cyborg zombies, while solving the problems of imperilled civilizations and educating children across the cluster on the science, medicine, engineering, critical thinking and the benefits of a balanced, healthy diet.
NOH, Impetus, hit me up. This is pure megacyte waiting to happen. Mane 614
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
3402
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Posted - 2014.03.28 14:35:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I propose my own entirely-not-self-serving holoreel series, "Space Guardians vs. Cyberzombie Heth," in which the evils of Provism are fought by a clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and his deeply bearded deadpan Civire medic counterpart who use their knowledge of science and medicine to defeat the machinations of the evil Sansha-reanimated corpse of Tibus Heth and his army of pirate ninja cyborg zombies, while solving the problems of imperilled civilizations and educating children across the cluster on the science, medicine, engineering, critical thinking and the benefits of a balanced, healthy diet.
NOH, Impetus, hit me up. This is pure megacyte waiting to happen.
Needs more boobs. |
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