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Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.03 11:33:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster... |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3459
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Posted - 2014.04.03 14:44:00 -
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Foley, I recall the time you played "five finger fillet" with a nova knife and a locus grenade. I recall thinking, as I watched the inevitable explosion rip you in half, "that man could not possibly be more insane."
Did you have go and prove me wrong by trying to get into Diana Kim's pants? Stick with blowing yourself up, it'd be safer. An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
281
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Posted - 2014.04.03 15:26:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...
Thank you Claudia! Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her. And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that. Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount! Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties? I do what I can to help.
o7 The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
173
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:13:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster...
Oh, my apologies.
Well, as Pilot Falken has kindly clarified, there aren't any enhancements for Dusters that I can help you with, sorry.
Unless you want something... recreational?
Karynn Denton Caravan Master
Boosters! Boosters! Boosters! Delivered to your station - Contact me! |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
75
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:16:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....
The depths of your idiocy continue to astound.
You must be a colossally ignorant fool to spout such generalized nonsense, especially about your allies, and feel you will not offend anyone.
Not only do you continue to dishonor the empress with your idiotic fantasies and statements, but you verbally insult us all directly without exception?
Truly, you are the very definition of obtuseness. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Tabor Murn
Gradient
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:22:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.
Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny. |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
308
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:33:00 -
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Tabor Murn wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.
I think we're called "petite". She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
31
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:36:00 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Tabor Murn wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny. I think we're called "petite".
I think the word you're looking for is sexy. See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:50:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster... Oh, my apologies. Well, as Pilot Falken has kindly clarified, there aren't any enhancements for Dusters that I can help you with, sorry. Unless you want something... recreational? Got a rufie he can slip her? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:26:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Not only do you continue to dishonor the empress with your idiotic fantasies and statements, but you verbally insult us all directly without exception? .
Looooooooooooooooooong story, just know we met though a bunch of times with me getting arrested for breaking into her private chambers while sleep walking...we don't exactly see each other or talk...its hard to explain, i think em and her are just neutral, because i still have this problem of sleep walking / breaking in, but now she doesn't have me arrested its more like "Can you please leave, im busy" then i just acknowledge it and the guards just escort me out rather than knocking me out
She knows i hate the Amarrian agenda of slavery...because i was drunk one time... i mean i never killed anyone while sleep walking
its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
Also i do work for the Amarrians, i fight their fronts, i hate your damn agenda but i have my reasons why im swallowing what pride i have and working with you in taking districts
, however i never accept a job to asset in enslaving a group
in fact if i was too accept it, i would possibly kill everyone tasked with enslaving
So **** you, say that to my face i would break every god damn bone in your body and leave you in the middle of nowhere so you can die slowly |
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Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
76
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:42:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!"
*sighs*
Child. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:44:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!" *sighs* Child.
Coming from the guy who just "translated" what i said to make it seem i insulted myself
Keep talking friend
EDIT: also you had to "translate" my quote because you didn't have a comeback and had to attack one sentence...did you even read the whole thing? |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
9
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:46:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!" *sighs* Child.
Ok, gotta VV some cred there, that is funny. If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
33
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:56:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!" *sighs* Child. Coming from the guy who just "translated" what i said to make it seem i insulted myself Keep talking friend EDIT: also you had to "translate" my quote because you didn't have a comeback and had to attack one sentence...did you even read the whole thing?
Seemed like a clear enough translation to me. Actually quite spot on. See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:56:00 -
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Confirming that we are indeed petite and sexy. Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment.
Remember that awesome things frequently come in small packages. When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
34
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Posted - 2014.04.03 21:00:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Confirming that we are indeed petite and sexy. Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment. Remember that awesome things frequently come in small packages.
Oh yea See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
138
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:02:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster... ...Pilot Falken... Just to clarify, I'm not a pilot, unless you count paradrops...
I just prefer the forums here, and happen to know more eggers than Dusters. Ironic that the latter tend to gnaw on my nerves if I spend more than brief spells in their presence... Maybe it's all the "RRRRARRRRRG!" and general lack of what I've come to associate with fellow soldiers... Or maybe it's all the Charming (tm) people here. Couldn't say.
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Rana Ash
Gradient
380
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Posted - 2014.04.04 11:24:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Confirming that we are indeed petite and sexy. Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment. Remember that awesome things frequently come in small packages.
Rawr! Ana
I so like how this whent from "Rah,rah IR Bad Amarri" to "Just skin and bones kim" and on to "I am Sebestior hear my sexy roar" |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4502
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Posted - 2014.04.04 12:40:00 -
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Well, if we're being totally frank here, I will admit that Sebiestor are far from unattractive, although - uncharacteristically for me, I might remark - I tend more towards Sebiestor women than men, as many of the men seem to have this unfortunate habit of shaving their heads, which rather takes away from their appearence. Mane 614
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
152
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Posted - 2014.04.04 12:40:00 -
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God has given the Minmatar Republic over to destruction. The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. Amen. |
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4502
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Posted - 2014.04.04 13:02:00 -
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Well, I guess they do say that what people prize most is what they don't have...
I don't know. I think that implication might be a little bit over his head. Mane 614
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
972
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Posted - 2014.04.04 13:52:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? |
Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 14:33:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me?
God dammit....
Your caldarian!
im talking to Amarrian Lords and such....*******....whom ever im insulting is directed to Amarrians. who own slaves |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3465
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:23:00 -
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Might want to upgrade your translator software there, Foley. You've got one of the cheap ones that thinks that "Caldarian" is a word, as opposed to "Caldari". An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:25:00 -
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Stitcher wrote:Might want to upgrade your translator software there, Foley. You've got one of the cheap ones that thinks that "Caldarian" is a word, as opposed to "Caldari".
im trying to think as fast as i can, i may have let something slip, im trying my hardest here |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
283
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:27:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? No, when you say it, it's more like dirty talk to him. He wants to be your slave The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:28:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? No, when you say it, it's more like dirty talk to him. He wants to be your slave
your not helping.... |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
972
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:30:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? No, when you say it, it's more like dirty talk to him. He wants to be your slave I am a Caldari Citizen and I am not allowed to have slaves. |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
9
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:51:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:God has given the Minmatar Republic over to destruction. The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. Amen.
So basically you are saying that the blood of us Sebiestor's is what gives you intellect... And here I thought I had Problems. Ya know Nappy, most of were heavily drugged to keep us, passive... You sure you aren't feeling the side effects? If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2567
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:40:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect.
It's about time that something did. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
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