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NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:03:00 -
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So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed, a lone Ishkur warped in on me and began circling the damaged Heron in Worlds Collide
I attempted to hail this fine capsuleer seeking to render aid to the stricken crew but stopped something seeming off.
Lo and behold his ship had a yellow skin, something not released to those noble livers of Hisec yet
I waited and saw this strange ship circle once, twice and suddenly it spat a strange swarm of angry tiny and very flighty metal birds with lasers for eyes at my MTU
Acting quickly, I grabbed my mtu and fled this strange new entity
When I returned a few seconds later it had vanished into space
But then it returned and began to circle me as though lost
Being the solo and with no interest in cheap dates type of guy I am, I promptly popped all the triggers and left the lovestruck ship to die in a cornucopia display of Guristas might.
And yet when I return, I find not the wreck of yellow skinned Ishkur, but a brand new Legion piloted by a veteran crew and capsuleer
This Legion takes to circling the Heron as well, seeking to get the crew inside
Realizing this strange pilot means to do them harm, I get together some other bored and rich capsuleers to ensure the safety of the stuck crew And with their help the crew is safely returned
But I feel the need to ask, why was this strange yellow ship in my mission? Are we finally getting predators in EVE? |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:11:00 -
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Nice story.
DMC Faction Standing Repair Plan | California Eve Players | (Proposal) Bring Back 'The Endless Battle' Missions |
Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:12:00 -
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It's nice that you fought back. |
Tesco Ergo Sum
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:13:00 -
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Jovians in disguise... |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:18:00 -
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NEONOVUS wrote:But I feel the need to ask, why was this strange yellow ship in my mission? Because you touch yourself at night.
It's like space corn flakes GÇö that's why they were yellowish in hue. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: Newbie skill plan 2.1. |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:36:00 -
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NEONOVUS wrote:So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed, I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not. |
Nalelmir Ahashion
Omen Industries -Entropy-
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:37:00 -
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I approve of this thread and the fact he helped the poor heron crew though they get stuck in pirate space battles 2000 times per day and like gold fish or a damsel in distress they keep getting captured. "What's worse than a foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother? A foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother who thinks he's a gangser, that's what." --áAaron Birch |
NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
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Posted - 2014.04.07 23:18:00 -
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Tau Cabalander wrote:NEONOVUS wrote:So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed, I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not. No this is my main After buying said 76 billion mach, Im a bit strapped for ISK hence the mission running |
Felicity Love
Whore and Peace
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Posted - 2014.04.07 23:28:00 -
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... you probably imagined the whole thing, being as stressed and exhausted as you no doubt are from all that compulsive "grinding"... Blue Pill or not, it will make you go blind, y'know.
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
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Posted - 2014.04.07 23:33:00 -
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Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:I approve of this thread and the fact he helped the poor heron crew though they get stuck in pirate space battles 2000 times per day and like gold fish or a damsel in distress they keep getting captured. She loves it. Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼ -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-áIf In Doubt....Do....Excessively. Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
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Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.04.07 23:34:00 -
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NEONOVUS wrote:Tau Cabalander wrote:NEONOVUS wrote:So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed, I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not. No this is my main After buying said 76 billion mach, Im a bit strapped for ISK hence the mission running
lol, so strapped for ISK you cannot afford the new sneaky stealth-MTU |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.07 23:55:00 -
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This thread is proof that NEONOVUS is an Alex Grison alt.
Or its the other way around.
Or they have the same dealer.
Kids...stop huffing paint skins. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
273
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Posted - 2014.04.08 00:11:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:I approve of this thread and the fact he helped the poor heron crew though they get stuck in pirate space battles 2000 times per day and like gold fish or a damsel in distress they keep getting captured. She loves it.
Yeah, she's a head case alright. Daddy didn't giver her enough attention...or maybe too much. So, in a desperate attempt to get more/the right attention, she witlessly throws herself into the waiting arms of those pesky "banditos" so that she may relive the fantasy of being rescued by her knight in shining armor over and over again, thus numbing her mind of her poor and abusive childhood. Too bad, I heard she actually has a great voice and can sing like goddess. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2014.04.08 07:35:00 -
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This whole thread strikes me as legit Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2014.04.08 09:55:00 -
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The Damsel in distress is actually a high class courtesan with an independent streak and a suitor named Krull, her "father" is her disgruntled pimp who is fed up with Krull not paying for her services.
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2014.04.08 11:21:00 -
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I have removed some rule breaking posts.
The Rules: 4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.
26. Off-topic posting is prohibited.
Off-topic posting is permitted within reason, as sometimes a single comment may color or lighten the tone of discussion. However, excessive posting of off-topic remarks in an attempt to derail a thread may result in the thread being locked, or a forum warning being issued. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2014.04.08 12:34:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:The Damsel in distress is actually a high class courtesan with an independent streak and a suitor named Krull, her "father" is her disgruntled pimp who is fed up with Krull not paying for her services. I don't think Kruul is to blame here. I mean, he has to pay for several hundred new clones per day. And replacement Pleasure Hubs aren't exactly cheap either....;-) Well that explains his rubbish combat implants, if he's replacing them several hundred times a day he's not going to buy himself some +5's.
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Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
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Posted - 2014.04.08 14:56:00 -
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Good story, would read again. +1
Too much isk for a macharial. -1
God speed. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
404
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Posted - 2014.04.08 16:33:00 -
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Tau Cabalander wrote:NEONOVUS wrote:So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed, I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not. Check the pilot posting history. Its a troll. A moderately funny one though. 4/10 New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
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Posted - 2014.04.08 16:36:00 -
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Sad attempt to generate content?
Mach is probably T2 fit, not like they are worth pimping now....
CCP: "We know what's best for the game, so you can't have any options....." |
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Commander A9
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.09 01:51:00 -
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That's pretty kickass, Neonovous!
EVE is real! :D Recommendations: -enable ships wobbling in hangar view (pre-Captains Quarters) -add more missions (NPC fleet vs. NPC fleets that actually shoot) -less focus on graphics, more on mechanics Tune in to NewEdenRadio.com for awesome music! |
Xearal
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
901
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Posted - 2014.04.09 03:10:00 -
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I am quite sure that the Damsel in Distress is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome..
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
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Posted - 2014.04.09 03:27:00 -
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A fine OP. Would read again. Hell, I did read it again.
Mr Epeen There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
BrutalButFair
FinFleet Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.04.09 12:00:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:The Damsel in distress is actually a high class courtesan with an independent streak and a suitor named Krull, her "father" is her disgruntled pimp who is fed up with Krull not paying for her services. I don't think Kruul is to blame here. I mean, he has to pay for several hundred new clones per day. And replacement Pleasure Hubs aren't exactly cheap either....;-) On a more serious note, I have removed some rule breaking posts. The Rules:4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.
Somehow you are a little off here. You never get to shoot the clone of krull. Just his ship |
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