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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12280
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Posted - 2014.04.10 18:58:00 -
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A vision was granted me of The Mittani, seated on a throne with many great seals and surrounded by the directorate who fell upon themselves to worship him, saying, Truly you are the messenger of Solo Drakban
And I saw then The Mittani opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, DBRB saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a thrasher: and he that sat on him had a small dog (BARK BARK); and a hat with a fat bee was given unto him: and he went forth ganking, and to gank.
And when he had opened the second seal, I heard Mister Vee say, Come and see. And there went out a catalyst: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that pubbies should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great fleet.
And when he had opened the third seal, I heard Powers SA say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a machariel; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four horsemen say, A measure of isk for a freighter, and three measures of isk for a jump freighter; and see thou hurt not the PLEX and the BPOs.
And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of Warr Akini say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a talos: and his name that sat on him was the Ministry of Love, and Hell followed with him. And power was given to him over pubbies, to kill with catalysts, and with thrashers, and with talos, and with the fat losers of the CFC.
And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw on the EVE-O forums, the souls of pubbies that were slain for the word of The Mittani, and for the testimony which they held: And the pubbies cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O CCP, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell in the CFC? And private messages were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should pay 500 mil for a free pass from Burn Jita, 100% guaranteed to protect you from ganking.
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great ganking; and the undock became black as sackcloth of hair, and the stars became as blood; And the CFC fell unto the station, even as a isk scammer scams his latest isk, when using his totally not botting account. And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every POS and POCO was moved out of their places. And the alliance leaders, and the forum posters, and the market traders, and the fleet commanders, and the elite PvPers, and every renter, and every miner, hid themselves in the stations; And said to CCP, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the space throne, and from the wrath of The Mittani: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
I bear witness there is no god but Solo Drakban and The Mittani is his messenger. Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6165
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Posted - 2014.04.10 19:13:00 -
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Meh. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
315
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Posted - 2014.04.10 19:54:00 -
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Yes yes, you have a thriving cult going on out there in Deklein.
Tell me, when does the traditional mass suicide take place? She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
6500
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Posted - 2014.04.10 20:06:00 -
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All respect, but I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
-áMajor (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá -á Sky Fighters |-áSith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers." |
Nuona
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.04.10 20:09:00 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Yes yes, you have a thriving cult going on out there in Deklein. Is this the Cult of the Blue Donut? I've heard of it.
So is this some official scripture of theirs or something? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12280
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:06:00 -
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It is a prophecy of things to come. Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
303
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:49:00 -
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Blasphemy! I am the only deity you should be worshiping. Now kneel before me, least I give you all the puppy dog eyes and pouting face! The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2573
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:52:00 -
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This, capsuleers, is why we run bulk combat booster reactions at properly constructed starbase facilities, instead of trying to cook them up piecemeal in an outpost bathtub. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
Graelyn
Decapsulation Services Cascade Imminent
556
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Posted - 2014.04.10 23:49:00 -
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Derpy derp derp. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" Amarr Loyalist of the Year --áYC113 |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
3159
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Posted - 2014.04.11 00:04:00 -
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Burn Jita YC116, I assume? Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
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Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
154
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Posted - 2014.04.11 00:11:00 -
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Reads like a second rate novella... Next channel. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
159
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Posted - 2014.04.11 00:44:00 -
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God has given the Minmatar Republic over to destruction. Burn Rens. |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
303
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:22:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:God has given the Minmatar Republic over to destruction. Burn Rens. Naaa, Burn Amarr. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Kyoko Sakoda
Sakoda Security Services
125
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:49:00 -
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FIRE EVERYTHING! |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2357
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:57:00 -
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Back in my day, being a prophet meant something. And Im not even that old. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Saya Ishikari
Akagi Initiative
287
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Posted - 2014.04.11 04:05:00 -
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Another one? |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1713
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Posted - 2014.04.14 06:59:00 -
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Prophesising that gankers are going to gank is about as impressive as predicting that a fedo is going to smell. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
881
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Posted - 2014.04.14 07:10:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:It is a prophecy of things to come.
written in crayon on a latrine wall. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Eran Mintor
Esoteric Philosophy
530
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Posted - 2014.04.14 08:00:00 -
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Quote:And I saw then The Mittani opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, DBRB saying, Come and see.... And... And... And... And... And...(x11) And is anyone still reading? Good, that means Goonswarm's still wasting people's lives, intelligence, and time....and, and, and, and, and.....
-Eran |
Arista Shahni
Macedonian Phalanx Circle-Of-Two
98
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Posted - 2014.04.14 14:57:00 -
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Delivered on platinum scrolls to some, crayon for others, who can't be trusted with anything sharp unless they're being observed closely.
As a psychologist and a Witness I am bound by oaths to the Lord to not discuss details of a great many things.
What I can say is that there could be considered truth eveywhere here, albeit read differently, by a whole host of different sensors. I hold a great fascination with the observation of the human mind and its more sublime components. You learn a great deal about someone in this practice, whether they realise they are revealing it or not.
What each of us does with the knowledge we are granted is, of course, our own path and our own choice. "I was dreaming once, and I dreampt of a world where I was nothing more than a biological fitting; a slave to the machine and crew, instead of the other way around. Don't you wonder at how easy it would have been for this scenario to happen, instead of how it actually unfolded?" |
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Eran Mintor
Esoteric Philosophy
531
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Posted - 2014.04.15 06:50:00 -
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So Deep but very Shallow.
-Eran |
Arista Shahni
Macedonian Phalanx Circle-Of-Two
99
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Posted - 2014.04.15 15:31:00 -
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At the end of the day, that describes everything done in New Eden. "I was dreaming once, and I dreampt of a world where I was nothing more than a biological fitting; a slave to the machine and crew, instead of the other way around. Don't you wonder at how easy it would have been for this scenario to happen, instead of how it actually unfolded?" |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
2466
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Posted - 2014.04.16 08:40:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:All respect, but I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
From what I hear they're some kind of Sansha's Nation spinoff.
Nullsec in a Nutshell: http://nedroid.com/comics/2006-08-24-2155-arrrdino.gif |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1517
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Posted - 2014.04.16 12:19:00 -
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[Prophecy, New Setup 1] 800mm Reinforced Steel Plates II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Damage Control II Medium Ancillary Armor Repairer, Nanite Repair Paste Reactive Armor Hardener Ballistic Control System II
Experimental 10MN Microwarpdrive I J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Navy Cap Booster 800
Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Heavy Assault Missile Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Heavy Assault Missile Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Heavy Assault Missile Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II, Caldari Navy Mjolnir Heavy Assault Missile Medium Unstable Power Fluctuator I
Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I Medium Bay Loading Accelerator I Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Hammerhead II x5
No idea? "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Dame Death
The Rising Phoenix
24
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Posted - 2014.04.16 12:31:00 -
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[Prophecy, rr] 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I Damage Control II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Drone Damage Amplifier II Drone Damage Amplifier II
10MN Afterburner II Medium Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 25 Warp Scrambler II Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Medium 'Arup' Remote Armor Repairer Medium 'Arup' Remote Armor Repairer Small Remote Armor Repairer II Small Remote Armor Repairer II Small Remote Armor Repairer II
Medium Ancillary Current Router I Medium Trimark Armor Pump II Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
I forsee this in the near future. |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1517
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Posted - 2014.04.16 13:20:00 -
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Dame Death wrote:[Prophecy, rr] 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I Damage Control II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Drone Damage Amplifier II Drone Damage Amplifier II
10MN Afterburner II Medium Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 25 Warp Scrambler II Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Medium 'Arup' Remote Armor Repairer Medium 'Arup' Remote Armor Repairer Small Remote Armor Repairer II Small Remote Armor Repairer II Small Remote Armor Repairer II
Medium Ancillary Current Router I Medium Trimark Armor Pump II Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
I forsee this in the near future.
You cannot not try to 1up everything I do, can you? It's cute. Almost.
I have enough psychotic, creepy fans. Thanks. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12310
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:36:00 -
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The day is come. The hour is near. Are you prepared? Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn |
Gosakumori Noh
Seraglio Hastatus Hagia Sophia
623
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:50:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:The day is come. The hour is near. Are you prepared?
Have the fires started already? No, no! I was just about to acquire a wider camera lens! |
Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
169
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Posted - 2014.04.25 22:26:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:The day is come. The hour is near. Are you prepared? I was ready. I've already scooped a billion in loot. :D This is now a WIDOT thread! |
Ichinumi Tsukaya
PRAISE SATAN
19
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Posted - 2014.04.26 03:52:00 -
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Maybe this action will help cleanse the corruption that infests the State. |
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