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Doireen Kaundur
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Posted - 2014.04.14 02:11:00 -
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Im a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
Not if Im gonna have to explain it five times. A great American humorist and author recently said: "The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices." I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.04.14 02:21:00 -
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The Aristocrats....
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
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Posted - 2014.04.14 02:51:00 -
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Heard it before and... what's it got to do with capsuleers? |
Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
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Posted - 2014.04.14 03:08:00 -
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Its what happens when you play the game one-handed too much. |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2014.04.14 03:48:00 -
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I'm pretty the ancient Greeks were the first to come up with that joke.
Here's my vain attempt to salvage the thread: How many EVE forum posters does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Trolls prefer the dark.
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
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Posted - 2014.04.14 03:54:00 -
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I got things stuck into my head so I can control ships with my mind. I don't need eyes for that. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2014.04.14 04:23:00 -
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Quote:22. Post constructively.
Negative feedback can be very useful to further improve EVE Online provided that it is presented in a civil and factual manner. All users are encouraged to honestly express their feelings regarding EVE Online and how it can be improved. Posts that are non-constructive, insulting or in breach of the rules will be deleted regardless of how valid the ideas behind them may be. Users are also reminded that posting with a lack of content also constitutes non-constructive posting. And what's the deal with old jokes and a lack of content?
Thread closed. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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