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Kuronaga
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.04.15 06:01:00 -
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Hey guys we just discovered incredible Jovian technology that was left behind. Let's take this technological advancement that no empire has access to and stick minmatar guns on it. |
Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Fidelas Constans
454
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Posted - 2014.04.15 06:13:00 -
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well seeing as they had to duck tape them on and had no idea what to do with the super advanced weapons and unrecognizable hardpoint technology I think projectiles were the best they could do. |
Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
717
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Posted - 2014.04.15 06:41:00 -
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Duct tape, fella. Also: Jove tech plus hit-cow-with-rock winmatardation? Excelsior!
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |
Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
655
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Posted - 2014.04.15 07:27:00 -
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This large battleship-sized weapon packs quite a punch.
A super(ultra turbo giga)-heavy beam laser designed for medium to long range engagements.
A battleship mounted launcher used for long range standoffs with other battleships.
^girl weapons and their descriptions.
A two-barreled, intermediate-range, powerful cannon capable of causing tremendous damage.
The ultimate artillery cannon. It hurls death and destruction over incredible distances.
^ enough said.
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
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Posted - 2014.04.15 07:34:00 -
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They could have gone with Gallente, but they didn't. I'm inclined to believe they know what they are doing. |
Lothros Andastar
The Minutemen Li3 Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.15 11:08:00 -
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Imagine giving a Tank (and nothing else, no Fuel or ammo) to a Bronze Age soldier.
That's what the Angels are trying to do. :P |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2014.04.15 13:47:00 -
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Nothing says I love you like a VW sized projectile to the face.
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
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Posted - 2014.04.15 13:52:00 -
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If the Jove left it behind, it's the equivalent of moving into an apartment and finding an old couch still there.
Granted, it's still better than Empire technology, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't discarded crap. Projectiles were likely the best they could do with what amounts to leftovers. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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lollerwaffle
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.15 13:53:00 -
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Is Angel tech Jovian? Never knew that |
Kuronaga
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
227
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:25:00 -
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Yea, many Jovian ships tend to bare a resemblance to awkward deep sea life. Minus the Visitant which is clearly a UFO, as hinted in the name.
The actual Jovian ships are organic in nature, so the Cartel versions couldn't adapt to that technology. They did, however, manage to adopt a more industrialized version of the shape a Jovian ship would take. And even then, the technology they acquired wasn't even modern Jovian, but rather from closer to the first empire era.
It is a very, very, very sloppy adaptation. |
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Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
615
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Posted - 2014.04.16 04:58:00 -
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It's simple, Minmatar guns fit on everything. No cap usage, so you can fit it on even the weirdest of hulls and the strangest of technologies, it'll still function! -áProvists Uehuma Inikas and Arano Kokkara fall at Okagaiken -á Caldari Navy organizes a manhunt on Provist Raiders!-á |
ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:24:00 -
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Mina Sebiestar wrote:This large battleship-sized weapon packs quite a punch.
A super(ultra turbo giga)-heavy beam laser designed for medium to long range engagements.
A battleship mounted launcher used for long range standoffs with other battleships.
^girl weapons and their descriptions.
A two-barreled, intermediate-range, powerful cannon capable of causing tremendous damage.
The ultimate artillery cannon. It hurls death and destruction over incredible distances.
^ enough said.
Ironically the 1400mm cannon isn't the ultimate artillery cannon considering there's the capital artillery and the 6x2500mm autocannons Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button. |
Teyr Schmitt
An Errant Venture
19
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:44:00 -
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Chopper Rollins wrote:Duct tape, fella. Also: Jove tech plus hit-cow-with-rock winmatardation? Excelsior!
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Agreed!
The Holy Adhesive is indeed "Duct Tape"!
All who call it "Duck Tape" (especially the Duck Tape brand) are BLASPHEMERS!
.....remember, if they can't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. |
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