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Keith Planck
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
744
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:42:00 -
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Are you a new corp starting out in C5 or C6 space? Need an extra push to fund that thing you want really bad? Read 1000 guides on how to escalate with caps that leave you wanting more? Maybe you don't have perfect skills but you'd like to figure out a way to run the sites anyways?
Then look no further then Keith's Bear Contracting Service!
Pay me isk, and I will help your corp get acclimated to wormhole space. As a Sky Fighter merc, my reputation speaks for itself, there is no scam to be found here.
I can offer:
- -Fits specifically tailored to your pilots
-Unorthodox tricks that the guides don't usually tell you about -Teamspeak co-FCing for your first few sites to help things go smoothly -Step-by-step walkthroughs for everything the guides don't tell you -A very professional Demure, business is business after all. -Safe, Easy, methods for any skill level -And and unlimited amount of answers to any questions you may have!
Don't let THIS be the end to your corp's adventure into deep-hole space.
P.S. As ******** as this sounds I'm totally serious, for the right price I'll help you take your first few steps. Pricing will depend on how many of the things listed above you actually need and how long it takes to get you in a place where you feel comfortable. aka Pony Lord Planck |
Andrew Jester
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
143
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:51:00 -
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Will you also provide proper pony names for all capital ships? |
Keith Planck
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
744
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:55:00 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:Will you also provide proper pony names for all capital ships?
If that's what they want to pay me for I guess? aka Pony Lord Planck |
Jack Miton
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
3282
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Posted - 2014.04.22 02:24:00 -
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Skyfighters also offers dread protection for your mining fleets. Stuck In Here With Me:-á http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/ |
lanyaie
MindNet
915
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Posted - 2014.04.22 02:30:00 -
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While I understand that this service is great, I suggest you have a look at mine. I will, completely free of charge, attend your capital escalation and make sure it runs smooth. I only require you to give me entrance to your wormholes and fit your caps exactly as I tell you to. During this period some of my "friends" will attend with a fleet to make sure you're safe, we will stay there until you're done running sites. Having said all that, I think I'm the better person for this job, after all, I have more forum likes.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=335611&find=unread |
Sith1s Spectre
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
925
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Posted - 2014.04.22 04:05:00 -
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Keith Planck wrote:Are you a new corp starting out in C5 or C6 space? Need an extra push to fund that thing you want really bad? Read 1000 guides on how to escalate with caps that leave you wanting more? Maybe you don't have perfect skills but you'd like to figure out a way to run the sites anyways? Then look no further then Keith's PvE Contracting Service! Pay me isk, and I will help your corp get acclimated to wormhole space. As a Sky Fighter merc, my reputation speaks for itself, there is no scam to be found here. I can offer: GP¦ Fits specifically tailored to your pilots GP¦ Unorthodox tricks that the guides don't usually tell you about GP¦ Teamspeak co-FCing for your first few sites to help things go smoothly GP¦ Step-by-step walkthroughs for everything the guides don't tell you GP¦ A very professional Demure, business is business after all. GP¦ Safe, Easy, methods for any skill level GP¦ And and unlimited amount of answers to any questions you may have! Don't let THIS be the end to your corp's adventure into deep-hole space. P.S. This is not a troll
I support this product and service Sky Fighters - WH Space Mercs. -áFor more details https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=286708&find=unread
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Winthorp
1563
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Posted - 2014.04.22 04:41:00 -
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Can confirm Keith knows his PVE 100% and if your corp is new to high end PVE he will get you sorted.
As a member of Sky he is bound to honor his word also for fear we will repo his ****. (Insert witty signature here) |
Adoris Nolen
Sama Guild
63
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Posted - 2014.04.22 04:44:00 -
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I have personally used his services for c4 rr domi running & was very pleased. I highly recommend any corp looking to boost their isk/hr to hire him. |
Sith1s Spectre
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
925
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Posted - 2014.04.22 05:13:00 -
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Winthorp wrote:Can confirm Keith knows his PVE 100% and if your corp is new to high end PVE he will get you sorted.
As a member of Sky he is bound to honor his word also for fear we will repo his ****.
Confirming we boot/awox people who don't honor their word Sky Fighters - WH Space Mercs. -áFor more details https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=286708&find=unread
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Bob Artis
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
27
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Posted - 2014.04.22 05:57:00 -
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Jack Miton wrote:Skyfighters also offers dread protection for your mining fleets.
Can confirm. http://i.imgur.com/6ld0wUL.png
Sith1s Spectre wrote:Winthorp wrote:Can confirm Keith knows his PVE 100% and if your corp is new to high end PVE he will get you sorted.
As a member of Sky he is bound to honor his word also for fear we will repo his ****. Confirming we boot/awox people who don't honor their word
Can confirm this aswell. Not sure if im allowed to post proof though :) |
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Hatshepsut IV
Cascading Failure Un.Bound
51
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Posted - 2014.04.22 06:21:00 -
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I heard that Blood Union offers a similar service.
If you give them your j number and the times you like to run escals they will have a fleet standing by to stress test your cap fleets tank before you do a site. |
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
305
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Posted - 2014.04.22 07:29:00 -
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Lel.
potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man |
Paikis
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
1164
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Posted - 2014.04.22 08:04:00 -
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Angsty Teenager wrote:Lel.
potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man
You think he's joking? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? |
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
305
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Posted - 2014.04.22 08:18:00 -
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Paikis wrote:Angsty Teenager wrote:Lel.
potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man You think he's joking? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?
I know it |
RudinV
Syndicate of Death BLOOD UNION
83
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Posted - 2014.04.22 09:20:00 -
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Hatshepsut IV wrote:I heard that Blood Union offers a similar service.
If you give them your j number and the times you like to run escals they will have a fleet standing by to stress test your cap fleets tank before you do a site. this is a bonus lesson from the OP, normally he provide us some intel, and after the test we share the benefits. |
Le'Mon Tichim
End-of-Line Sky Syndicate
159
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Posted - 2014.04.22 13:11:00 -
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Angsty Teenager wrote:Paikis wrote:Angsty Teenager wrote:Lel.
potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man You think he's joking? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? I know it
Well finally, something you ACTUALLY know.
Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/ |
Allna
On Your Own SWAG Co
23
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Posted - 2014.04.25 19:27:00 -
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When I first read the subject line of this, before reading the body, I said to myself "Self, certainly whoever posted this must be from Blood Union...".
;)
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Rall Mekin
End-of-Line Sky Syndicate
313
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Posted - 2014.04.25 20:06:00 -
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Keith is my favorite carebear in game. He's smart, intelligent, and his stuff works.
Sky Syndicate honors our word, so it's legit.
(Note: this carebear has claws. He shouldn't be confused with the carebears we shoot daily.) http://imgur.com/yEQqAeb |
RudinV
Syndicate of Death BLOOD UNION
87
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Posted - 2014.04.25 21:33:00 -
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Allna wrote:When I first read the subject line of this, before reading the body, I said to myself "Self, certainly whoever posted this must be from Blood Union...".
;)
As my father say: there is no problem if u know too much, the problem begins when u start to talk too much. Think about this...and now I have to find a new spy in SkyS... |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries Order of the Exalted
501
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Posted - 2014.04.25 23:33:00 -
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I am very interested in this service. Do you also provide additional content for the pve fleets? We wouldn't want to get bored. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
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Angsty Teenager
Broski North
310
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Posted - 2014.04.26 01:19:00 -
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Rall Mekin wrote:Keith is my favorite carebear in game. He's smart, intelligent, and his stuff works.
Sky Syndicate honors our word, so it's legit.
(Note: this carebear has claws. He shouldn't be confused with the carebears we shoot daily.)
Lol
I'm actually legitimately confused. I totally thought this was a joke. If it's not a joke, you're delusional. Like, do you actually think that potato fleet crap was actually smart? That fleet is a joke, I watched the youtube, you make no isk/hour and it requires full attention to your domi.
If you actually want PVE advice, don't pay money for it. If you're doing C4 and below, stop, and just do cap escalations. Look at jack miton's post on that topic, just use a zephyr or pod to get a 0 warpin where the escalation waves spawn and apply his method from that point.
If you're not smart enough to do that (which is terribly easy), you're not smart enough to do cap escalations. |
Keith Planck
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
757
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Posted - 2014.04.26 03:49:00 -
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RudinV wrote:Allna wrote:When I first read the subject line of this, before reading the body, I said to myself "Self, certainly whoever posted this must be from Blood Union...".
;)
As my father say: there is no problem if u know too much, the problem begins when u start to talk too much. Think about this...and now I have to find a new spy in SkyS...
Implying anyone in Sky actually uses any of the **** I come up with xD aka Pony Lord Planck |
Keith Planck
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
757
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Posted - 2014.04.26 03:50:00 -
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Angsty Teenager wrote:Rall Mekin wrote:Keith is my favorite carebear in game. He's smart, intelligent, and his stuff works.
Sky Syndicate honors our word, so it's legit.
(Note: this carebear has claws. He shouldn't be confused with the carebears we shoot daily.) Lol I'm actually legitimately confused. I totally thought this was a joke. If it's not a joke, you're delusional. Like, do you actually think that potato fleet crap was actually smart? That fleet is a joke, I watched the youtube, you make no isk/hour and it requires full attention to your domi. If you actually want PVE advice, don't pay money for it. If you're doing C4 and below, stop, and just do cap escalations. Look at jack miton's post on that topic, just use a zephyr or pod to get a 0 warpin where the escalation waves spawn and apply his method from that point. If you're not smart enough to do that (which is terribly easy), you're not smart enough to do cap escalations.
Hi Jack aka Pony Lord Planck |
Jack Miton
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
3296
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Posted - 2014.04.26 07:25:00 -
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Keith Planck wrote:Angsty Teenager wrote:Rall Mekin wrote:Keith is my favorite carebear in game. He's smart, intelligent, and his stuff works.
Sky Syndicate honors our word, so it's legit.
(Note: this carebear has claws. He shouldn't be confused with the carebears we shoot daily.) Lol I'm actually legitimately confused. I totally thought this was a joke. If it's not a joke, you're delusional. Like, do you actually think that potato fleet crap was actually smart? That fleet is a joke, I watched the youtube, you make no isk/hour and it requires full attention to your domi. If you actually want PVE advice, don't pay money for it. If you're doing C4 and below, stop, and just do cap escalations. Look at jack miton's post on that topic, just use a zephyr or pod to get a 0 warpin where the escalation waves spawn and apply his method from that point. If you're not smart enough to do that (which is terribly easy), you're not smart enough to do cap escalations. Hi Jack say what? Stuck In Here With Me:-á http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/ |
RudinV
Syndicate of Death BLOOD UNION
91
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Posted - 2014.04.26 08:07:00 -
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Angsty Teenager wrote:Rall Mekin wrote:Keith is my favorite carebear in game. He's smart, intelligent, and his stuff works.
Sky Syndicate honors our word, so it's legit.
(Note: this carebear has claws. He shouldn't be confused with the carebears we shoot daily.) Lol I'm actually legitimately confused. I totally thought this was a joke. If it's not a joke, you're delusional. Like, do you actually think that potato fleet crap was actually smart? That fleet is a joke, I watched the youtube, you make no isk/hour and it requires full attention to your domi. If you actually want PVE advice, don't pay money for it. If you're doing C4 and below, stop, and just do cap escalations. Look at jack miton's post on that topic, just use a zephyr or pod to get a 0 warpin where the escalation waves spawn and apply his method from that point. If you're not smart enough to do that (which is terribly easy), you're not smart enough to do cap escalations. im p sure most of the 'cap escalators' are below 3RR tengus c4 farmers. |
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
312
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Posted - 2014.04.26 10:22:00 -
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RudinV wrote: im p sure most of the 'cap escalators' are below 3RR tengus c4 farmers.
Nah m8, most know what they're doing in some capacity, just they have no idea what to do in PVP situations, much less when they are confronted with shield dreads + logoff trap. Can't blame them for seeming dumb when that happens. It's pretty much impossible to deal with unless you have extra guys in the WH.
Imo anybody in C4 and below for the PVE is trench tier since you can make more money for less risk and effort in C5 and C6 space even when you consider the possibility of losing your caps. As long are you're not pimped out the ass, which you never need to be, you don't lose that much. |
Illipsys
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
19
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Posted - 2014.04.26 11:30:00 -
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Angsty Teenager wrote:stuff.
tell us more about how you think the game should be played, please :)
write a novel? |
Keith Planck
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
757
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Posted - 2014.04.26 13:53:00 -
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Illipsys wrote:Angsty Teenager wrote:stuff. tell us more about how you think the game should be played, please :) write a novel?
Those gorram teenagers! Grrr aka Pony Lord Planck |
Paikis
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
1178
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Posted - 2014.04.26 14:51:00 -
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Illipsys wrote:Angsty Teenager wrote:stuff. tell us more about how you think the game should be played, please :) write a novel?
Don't encourage him, please. |
Illipsys
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
21
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Posted - 2014.04.26 15:40:00 -
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Paikis wrote:Illipsys wrote:Angsty Teenager wrote:stuff. tell us more about how you think the game should be played, please :) write a novel? Don't encourage him, please.
would some acne cream help him? |
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