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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.24 00:28:00 -
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Merrill's Marauders is a small team of pvp veterans who like to kill stuff and have fun. We're top ranked on battleclinic! http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Merrill%27s+Marauders
Got a pesky wardec and need some help?
Want to ruin a special someone's day?
*Need POS defence?
Need your competitors to have their operations disrupted?
Want someone wardecced?
We're your team!
Eve mail me with a description of what you need done, a link to the targets, and a number that represents your offer of payment.
*POS defence only available in highsec |
Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3714
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Posted - 2014.04.24 06:53:00 -
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Cute...
You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range.
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people is. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
8263
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Posted - 2014.04.24 11:06:00 -
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200 kills since 09. Seems like good mercs to me... |
Turbolaserwolf BurningStar
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.04.24 11:17:00 -
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Didn't I awox one of your freighters? |
Clara Leone
Purple Haze Industries
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:25:00 -
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I did hire them to save my POS in High-Sec wich was reinforced and they did a great Job. And by the Way....fleet was very funny guys :) I defenetly would hire them again and again. For everybody else they will be a big help for sure.
Fly always save guys. maybe i-Śll need you again
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:44:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Cute... You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range. I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills. Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people are.
Did I ask for your input douchebag? Go troll somewhere else. |
Bumsicle Wedgie
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:52:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:
Did I ask for your input douchebag? Go troll somewhere else.
Show him who's boss, bro! |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:56:00 -
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Buhhdust Princess wrote:200 kills since 09. Seems like good mercs to me...
Corp was briefly active in 09 and then kept as a placeholder. You'll notice that most of the 200 have taken place in the last few weeks. Also, the attitude, pretty cool when you don't know anything about who you're talking about. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:58:00 -
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Clara Leone wrote:I did hire them to save my POS in High-Sec wich was reinforced and they did a great Job. And by the Way....fleet was very funny guys :) I defenetly would hire them again and again. For everybody else they will be a big help for sure. Fly always save guys. maybe i-Śll need you again
Thanks Clara! It was a pleasure working with you. |
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2014.04.24 14:31:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Cute... You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range. I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills. Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people are. I would agree with Cannibal on this one... And imho I would suggest you remove the "We are top ranked on battleclinic" Even my carebear targets have better BC record than that. |
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Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3719
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Posted - 2014.04.24 16:14:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Cute... You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range. I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills. Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people are. Did I ask for your input douchebag? Go troll somewhere else.
It's not trolling when I am right.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
culo duro
EveryoneVersusEveryone.com The Devil's Warrior Alliance
635
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Posted - 2014.04.24 18:02:00 -
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I predict that this group will last for centuries! Do you want to learn how to pvp? Take a look at www.everyoneversuseveryone.com (Heavily WIP) |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.25 00:28:00 -
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If you don't like our rating, don't hire us. Your input is unwelcome and unwanted.
You introduce yourself by being a total shithead and get mad when you're called a douche for it?
This is for you: % <---- world's smallest ASCII violin |
Clio Fenatti
Tekniks
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:03:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:If you don't like our rating, don't hire us. Your input is unwelcome and unwanted.
You introduce yourself by being a total shithead and get mad when you're called a douche for it?
This is for you: % <---- world's smallest ASCII violin
i like how you handle criticism, specially from one of the most successful mercenary in EVE |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:47:00 -
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Clio Fenatti wrote:
specially from one of the most successful mercenary in EVE
You said it bro, not me, but I'll take it. |
Clio Fenatti
Tekniks
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Posted - 2014.04.25 04:31:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Clio Fenatti wrote:
specially from one of the most successful mercenary in EVE
You said it bro, not me, but I'll take it.
not me, his kb said it. |
Dewa Pedang
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
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Posted - 2014.04.25 12:34:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Buhhdust Princess wrote:200 kills since 09. Seems like good mercs to me... Corp was briefly active in 09 and then kept as a placeholder. You'll notice that most of the 200 have taken place in the last few weeks. Also, the attitude, pretty cool when you don't know anything about who you're talking about.
Usually when you want to start in a new business ( like merc work ) id be more humble. Have you guys had any contracts since you made this post ? How would you handle a lowsec contract vs lets say a 30man corp ? |
Stoop Paz
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.25 23:53:00 -
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culo duro wrote:I predict that this group will last for centuries!
and I predict culo will lose his verginity by 2025! invite me to the party bro! |
Stoop Paz
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.25 23:55:00 -
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Clio Fenatti wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:If you don't like our rating, don't hire us. Your input is unwelcome and unwanted.
You introduce yourself by being a total shithead and get mad when you're called a douche for it?
This is for you: % <---- world's smallest ASCII violin i like how you handle criticism, specially from one of the most successful mercenary in EVE
Handle criticism? thats not the problem. We got guns for that.
watch ppl **** on us trying to offer our services, well now that is just rude. Would you like it very much if I peed in your cheerios?
By the way, peeing in your cheerios is a service we provide, for the right price! |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
655
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Posted - 2014.04.26 01:04:00 -
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*gets popcorn and waits for OP to slowly realize he dun goofed*
You can't buy entertainment this good, folks.
Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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Tywin Hroar
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.04.26 01:20:00 -
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@OP Good job whoring on concord kills at jita, you're on the right path |
Jack Lennox
Killing With a Smile
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Posted - 2014.04.26 01:42:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Cute... You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range. I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills. Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people are. Did I ask for your input douchebag? Go troll somewhere else.
I would apologize to Kane. He is better than you, and your entire corp put together.
I know literally nothing about you (other than you're a douche) and know that I'm still right, because THAT'S HOW GOOD KANE IS.
So say you're sorry before he puts you in your place. Then wardec me on May 3rd (the day I return to Eve) because you seem fun to play with Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?-á Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!-á EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban! |
Chaotix Morwen
Ugly Duckling Inc
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Posted - 2014.04.26 02:40:00 -
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Heya there
Do you guys do POCO bashes? Im looking for low budget mercs and given your attitude towards Mr Kane your the lowest budget mercs around :P
In all seriousness though do you guys know how to actually PR? Overreacting at a comment from one of the best mercs in the game (by my standards and your BC standards) is a poor way to get business, i am in the market for mercs and after reading this there is no chance id ever hire you. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.26 04:04:00 -
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Dewa Pedang wrote: Have you guys had any contracts since you made this post ?
Scroll up dumbass, there's a recommendation from a former client amidst the trolling bullshit. Yes we have had a few contracts, all of which have been successful by the way. Oh and who was talking **** about 200 kills the other day? Yeah we're at 300 now.
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.26 04:05:00 -
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Tywin Hroar wrote:@OP Good job whoring on concord kills at jita, you're on the right path
Oh so first you talk **** about number of kills, then you talk **** about HOW we get kills. Anything else you wanna talk **** about? You're a goddamn scrub trolling the forums. Go back to mining. |
Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
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Posted - 2014.04.26 06:07:00 -
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I do apologize if my comment grabbed you in the face.
I welcome all new mercs and also point out some things that might sell themselves a bit better. Such as my suggestion to not state you are top ranked on BC.
You did not take that criticism well and instead of being polite you decided to have a go at me.
Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.04.26 08:37:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:I do apologize if my comment grabbed you in the face.
I welcome all new mercs and also point out some things that might sell themselves a bit better. Such as my suggestion to not state you are top ranked on BC.
You did not take that criticism well and instead of being polite you decided to have a go at me.
Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.
Here's the problem with your logic, we *ARE* top ranked on battleclinic. So, as a businessman, why would I not take advantage of that? Go to battleclinic and look up our corp. What does it say? "Top Ranked". It is an empirical truth that we are top ranked. So you can take your apology demand, and go **** yourself. We are always happy to have more targets, especially if they're free.
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Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
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Posted - 2014.04.26 08:54:00 -
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Well can't argue with that Logic.
I guess I should make a post for people to hire me because I am ranked 760 on BattleClinic. Even though a 1000 odd kills are missing.
Because you know.... I am *TOP RANKED*... just like 10 000 other entities. "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
Chaotix Morwen
Ugly Duckling Inc
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Posted - 2014.04.26 10:03:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:I do apologize if my comment grabbed you in the face.
I welcome all new mercs and also point out some things that might sell themselves a bit better. Such as my suggestion to not state you are top ranked on BC.
You did not take that criticism well and instead of being polite you decided to have a go at me.
Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies. Here's the problem with your logic, we *ARE* top ranked on battleclinic. So, as a businessman, why would I not take advantage of that? Go to battleclinic and look up our corp. What does it say? "Top Ranked". It is an empirical truth that we are top ranked. So you can take your apology demand, and go **** yourself. We are always happy to have more targets, especially if they're free.
Being top ranked on battleclinic really isnt an achievement. In fact id say if you rate performances by BC youd have poor intel about opposition, detracting from your value as mercs.
I work in an emergency service, if i wanted to demonstrate my abilities would i tell them that i can tie my own shoes? |
Tywin Hroar
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.04.26 10:27:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Tywin Hroar wrote:@OP Good job whoring on concord kills at jita, you're on the right path Oh so first you talk **** about number of kills, then you talk **** about HOW we get kills. Anything else you wanna talk **** about? You're a goddamn scrub trolling the forums. Go back to mining.
first of all, that was my first post on your thread and you immediately lash out on me? i was being sarcastic but the truth is, that's generally what upcoming mercs want to do, pad their kb.
if you didn't get the sarcasm and immediately got angry, you suck at PR.
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