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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
371
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Posted - 2014.05.02 22:22:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Scherezad wrote:What in heaven's name would the gag be for? Don't ask.... The bikini wax that comes after The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Utsukushi Shi
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
29
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:27:00 -
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I knew there was a reason you kept offering storage space for all my old belongings boss. Pyre Falcon is recruiting - apply today! Backstage Recruitment thread EVEO Forum Recruitment thread |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1505
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:36:00 -
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Utsukushi Shi wrote:I knew there was a reason you kept offering storage space for all my old belongings boss.
I've always told you, leather suits you best. |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
203
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:38:00 -
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And the chaos continues. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1049
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Posted - 2014.05.03 17:11:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Anslo wrote:Scherezad wrote:What in heaven's name would the gag be for? Don't ask.... The bikini wax that comes after Only a gallentean would wear a wax as an underwear... |
Raze Valadeus
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2014.05.03 17:19:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: Only a gallentean would wear a wax as an underwear...
Oh come now...surely you don't actually think that is what a "bikini wax" is? I'm a prudish Amarr and even I know what she meant. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1051
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Posted - 2014.05.03 18:46:00 -
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Raze Valadeus wrote:Diana Kim wrote: Only a gallentean would wear a wax as an underwear... Oh come now...surely you don't actually think that is what a "bikini wax" is? I'm a prudish Amarr and even I know what she meant. Of course I know what it is. Bikini is a form of inappropriate gallentish underwear. Wax is... well.. a wax. Wax bikini is an inappropriate gallentean underwear, made from wax. |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
97
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Posted - 2014.05.03 18:55:00 -
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Raze Valadeus wrote:Diana Kim wrote: Only a gallentean would wear a wax as an underwear... Oh come now...surely you don't actually think that is what a "bikini wax" is? I'm a prudish Amarr and even I know what she meant.
She may have misunderstood, however I would not be surprised in the least if there really are Gallente who wore such apparel. Stereotypically they have few limits on decency. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis will not respond to any form of address other than Lord Draconis.) |
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Hakkaisuo Corporation Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
95
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Posted - 2014.05.03 19:01:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Raze Valadeus wrote:Diana Kim wrote: Only a gallentean would wear a wax as an underwear... Oh come now...surely you don't actually think that is what a "bikini wax" is? I'm a prudish Amarr and even I know what she meant. She may have misunderstood, however I would not be surprised in the least if there really are Gallente who wore such apparel. Stereotypically they have few limits on decency.
I don't...think so? Though I admit I've been out of the loop on what the latest trends are (and I plan to stay that way). It could be some kind of kink. Maybe.
If it isn't yet, I'm sure some baseliners reading this are about to make it one. All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
98
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Posted - 2014.05.03 19:05:00 -
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Rhiannon Dellacorte wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Raze Valadeus wrote:Diana Kim wrote: Only a gallentean would wear a wax as an underwear... Oh come now...surely you don't actually think that is what a "bikini wax" is? I'm a prudish Amarr and even I know what she meant. She may have misunderstood, however I would not be surprised in the least if there really are Gallente who wore such apparel. Stereotypically they have few limits on decency. I don't... think so? Though I admit I've been out of the loop on what the latest trends are (and I plan to stay that way). It could be some kind of kink. Maybe. If it isn't yet, I'm sure some baseliners reading this are about to make it one.
I am not familiar with Gallente fashion, you seem to likely know more than I.
I said "stereotypically" for a reason, as there are always exceptions. However, I still would not be surprised in the least if your prediction occurs. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis will not respond to any form of address other than Lord Draconis.) |
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Rhiannon Dellacorte
Hakkaisuo Corporation Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
95
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Posted - 2014.05.03 19:08:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:I am not familiar with Gallente fashion, you seem to likely know more than I.
I said "stereotypically" for a reason, as there are always exceptions. However, I still would not be surprised in the least if your prediction occurs.
Yeah. Sadly they're probably already making **** of it as we speak. Rule 34 strikes again. All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
98
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Posted - 2014.05.03 19:14:00 -
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Rhiannon Dellacorte wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:I am not familiar with Gallente fashion, you seem to likely know more than I.
I said "stereotypically" for a reason, as there are always exceptions. However, I still would not be surprised in the least if your prediction occurs. Yeah. Sadly they're probably already making **** of it as we speak. Rule 34 strikes again.
Most likely. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis will not respond to any form of address other than Lord Draconis.) |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1507
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Posted - 2014.05.03 20:35:00 -
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I'm sure the Scriptures have something to say about the orthodox methods to an effective waxing regime. Perhaps it's even Haereticus not to wax. After all, some studies have shown that populations in which both genders have adhered to the removal of both body and pubic hairs, that there is an associated reduction in cases of being afflicted with parasitic organisms such as lice and fleas that live in human hairs. Certainly, one would think personal hygiene as Holy.
Personally, I've found having a complete body wax not only a matter of personal hygiene but well, getting hairs in your contact lubricant for the pod-suit is just disgusting. |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
98
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Posted - 2014.05.03 21:04:00 -
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:I'm sure the Scriptures have something to say about the orthodox methods to an effective waxing regime. Perhaps it's even Haereticus not to wax. After all, some studies have shown that populations in which both genders have adhered to the removal of both body and pubic hairs, that there is an associated reduction in cases of being afflicted with parasitic organisms such as lice and fleas that live in human hairs. Certainly, one would think personal hygiene as Holy.
Personally, I've found having a complete body wax not only a matter of personal hygiene but well, getting hairs in your contact lubricant for the pod-suit is just disgusting.
I am aware of no such passages, although such methods would be considered more along the lines of common sense than ritualistic.
Either way, it would not be appropriate to discuss such matter on a public forum. I was merely commenting on how the Gallente do not have significant boundaries concerning decency in their attire or activities that should remain private.
Also, your last sentence was certainly information that we did not require. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis will not respond to any form of address other than Lord Draconis.) |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1052
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Posted - 2014.05.03 21:32:00 -
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:After all, some studies have shown that populations in which both genders have adhered to the removal of both body and pubic hairs, that there is an associated reduction in cases of being afflicted with parasitic organisms such as lice and fleas that live in human hairs. I strongly recommend you taking a daily shower. In a healthy military society there is no such problem, as properly educated soldiers are maintaining proper daily hygiene and don't need total removal of hair, except shortening head hair and removal or trimming facial hair to maintain acceptable professional appearance.
And now I know why you wear this wig.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote: Personally, I've found having a complete body wax not only a matter of personal hygiene...
I knew you was a gallentean kakku, walking around in wax instead of clothes!
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1508
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Posted - 2014.05.03 21:53:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
Also, your last sentence was certainly information that we did not require.
I'm reminded of an anecdotal joke from my time in the Navy Marines:
During State-Imperial wargames exercises an Imperial Major from their Headquarters Staff was sent to the front with new orders for a Caldari Marine Division stationed in their sector of the lines. Attired in polished boots and buttons, fine braid epaulettes, and a freshly pressed uniform he would not have been out of place on the parade grounds as he stepped into his Staff Car and had the chauffeur drive him to the front.
Upon arriving at the front he stepped out of the Staff Car and drew himself up to a proud posture awaiting for one of the Caldari enlisted men to announce his arrival and give him the unit salute as befitted his rank and heritage. To his annoyance however, all the Caldari appeared to be pre-occupied in the work of digging their anti-tank ditches and establishing their pre-fabricated fortifications. Even worse, none were even in their uniforms as they went about their labours in the mud and the dirt.
With increasing frustration the Imperial Major paced up and down with a disdainful expression as he slapped his leather riding crop on his thigh at these half-naked Caldari digging in the dirt as they prepared their defenses he awaited the call to salute that he believed he deserved.
Finally, his frustration at peak, he waved his crop at a Caldari woman caked in dirt with entrenching tool in hand, "You there!" He shouted imperiously with haughty tone, "Can you not see that I am the Major here, I have waited for almost half an hour for you all to do your jobs, to call formation, salute me and hear your orders!"
The Caldari woman regarded the Major for a long moment and finally lifted herself up out of the anti-tank ditch to put on her uniform jacket over the mud-caked singlet she had been wearing. To the Imperial Major's surprise and shock, he could discern the insignia of a Navy Colonel on the collar of the Caldari woman's jacket. Stepping in front of the Imperial Major with a smile the Caldari Colonel simply said:
"My apologies, but my men and I currently have more important things to do right now than to waste on calling formation and saluting you. Now, as you can see since I am the Colonel and you are the Major I outrank you. You will now call me Sir, salute me, give me my orders, and then after that you can bloody well **** off." |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1508
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:02:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: I knew you was a gallentean kakku, walking around in wax instead of clothes!
You should consider a career in rocketry, dear, with the way you manage to launch a point so rapidly, and so far above your own head that it actually manages to enter orbit.
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Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
98
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:16:00 -
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
Also, your last sentence was certainly information that we did not require.
I'm reminded of an anecdotal joke from my time in the Navy Marines: During State-Imperial wargames exercises an Imperial Major from their Headquarters Staff was sent to the front with new orders for a Caldari Marine Division stationed in their sector of the lines. Attired in polished boots and buttons, fine braid epaulettes, and a freshly pressed uniform he would not have been out of place on the parade grounds as he stepped into his Staff Car and had the chauffeur drive him to the front. Upon arriving at the front he stepped out of the Staff Car and drew himself up to a proud posture awaiting for one of the Caldari enlisted men to announce his arrival and give him the unit salute as befitted his rank and heritage. To his annoyance however, all the Caldari appeared to be pre-occupied in the work of digging their anti-tank ditches and establishing their pre-fabricated fortifications. Even worse, none were even in their uniforms as they went about their labours in the mud and the dirt. With increasing frustration the Imperial Major paced up and down with a disdainful expression as he slapped his leather riding crop on his thigh at these half-naked Caldari digging in the dirt as they prepared their defenses he awaited the call to salute that he believed he deserved. Finally, his frustration at peak, he waved his crop at a Caldari woman caked in dirt with entrenching tool in hand, "You there!" He shouted imperiously with haughty tone, "Can you not see that I am the Major here, I have waited for almost half an hour for you all to do your jobs, to call formation, salute me and hear your orders!" The Caldari woman regarded the Major for a long moment and finally lifted herself up out of the anti-tank ditch to put on her uniform jacket over the mud-caked singlet she had been wearing. To the Imperial Major's surprise and shock, he could discern the insignia of a Navy Colonel on the collar of the Caldari woman's jacket. Stepping in front of the Imperial Major with a smile the Caldari Colonel simply said: "My apologies, but my men and I currently have more important things to do right now than to waste on calling formation and saluting you. Now, as you can see since I am the Colonel and you are the Major I outrank you. You will now call me Sir, salute me, give me my orders, and then after that you can bloody well **** off."
Most amusing, I am sure. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis will not respond to any form of address other than Lord Draconis.) |
Gosakumori Noh
Seraglio Hastatus Hagia Sophia
635
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:22:00 -
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Oh, Veiki darling, don't be silly! Amarrians would never expect to be saluted by half naked ditch diggers, and certainly not half-naked Caldari ditch diggers! Come now! The entire empire is founded upon the principle that only fully naked reprobates dig ditches. At least, that's how I've seen it done since, well, the dawn of Time I often think.
I would be mortified... mortified!... that a ditch digging detail was not adequately stocked with suitably naked disposable savages, forcing it to dig its own ditches.
The horrors of war must be truly unimaginable!
With respect to waxing, its really a question of production values.
The wax should be as neutral as possible, so as to leave no discoloration, irritation, blemish or other impurity behind when it is ripped off the skin (after invocation of three short mantras to the focusing power of pain); and, should include a contact anesthetic which prevents the skin from manifesting any outward signs of mild trauma. Then, four spritzes with a mixture of coconut oil and blessed water, followed by a lot of rubbing while choir boys in holy loincloths give praise to High Heaven. Depending on social status, the choir should range from twelve boys to 342. Royal heirs are allowed 684 boys. Her Majesty is of course allowed as many boys as she wants. Did I mention the incense? No? Well, yes, needless to say, the air should have just the right amount of enigmatic soothing smoke. |
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1741
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:46:00 -
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Gosh, everyone. It's not that painful. |
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1054
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Posted - 2014.05.04 01:34:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:Gosh, everyone. It's not that painful. What is not that painful? |
Utsukushi Shi
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
29
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Posted - 2014.05.04 06:46:00 -
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Have you seen Pieter's legs Doc? It's like a veritable forest down there. Pyre Falcon is recruiting - apply today! Backstage Recruitment thread EVEO Forum Recruitment thread |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
372
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Posted - 2014.05.04 07:16:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Scherezad wrote:Gosh, everyone. It's not that painful. What is not that painful? You should get a full body wax. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1054
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Posted - 2014.05.04 08:24:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Scherezad wrote:Gosh, everyone. It's not that painful. What is not that painful? You should get a full body wax. Okay, now I know what wax is for, and I can reply you this. I don't have a peculiar medical condition that would require removal hairs below head. As for hairs on the head, I prefer scissors. Way faster. And when they grow back they won't scratch. |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1510
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Posted - 2014.05.04 08:49:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:Gosh, everyone. It's not that painful.
To be fair, and speaking from personal experience, Achuran women can seem to be rather stoic in their acceptance of pain.
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Jurou Yuan
Hakkaisuo Corporation Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
89
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Posted - 2014.05.04 12:45:00 -
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This is the weirdest combination of aroused and disgusted I have ever been. |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1510
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Posted - 2014.05.04 12:53:00 -
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Jurou Yuan wrote:This is the weirdest combination of aroused and disgusted I have ever been.
I'd say my own was in the roleplay campaign where I was the Succubus Queen and had both Nicole and Utsukushi held captive in my dungeon lair, where I somehow managed to roll the summon on the monster table for the, "Interdimensional Octopus" to interrogate them with.
Strangest discussion in my life, really, that.
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Jurou Yuan
Hakkaisuo Corporation Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
89
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Posted - 2014.05.04 13:01:00 -
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Try anything once or from eight simultaneous directions, thats what I always say, Veik.
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Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1743
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Posted - 2014.05.04 14:05:00 -
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I think the title of this thread should now be changed to Haireticus :)
Sorry. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
3193
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Posted - 2014.05.04 14:07:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:I think the title of this thread should now be changed to Haireticus :)
Sorry.
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I'll allow it. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
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