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Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2014.05.01 18:43:00 -
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I'm a corpse collector, I enjoy the sight of corpses hanged on my wall, they're my trophies. I like talking a lot with them, they always tell me to go out and kill someone and take their corpse.
But recently, they started to create a very stinky odor. I have tried everything to remove the smell, I used stuff as deodorant and quafe, but without results.
CCP pls nerf stinky corpses, and buff deodorant and quafe.
That is all. http://www.zombo.com |
Karen Avioras
Unsung Heroes The Volition Cult
483
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Posted - 2014.05.01 18:44:00 -
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**** son, put them in glass cages like the rest of us |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2014.05.01 18:45:00 -
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Karen Avioras wrote:**** son, put them in glass cages like the rest of us No!
They'll look like capsuleer pickles! And I don't like eating capsuleer pickles, they don't taste good with toast.
Edit: And even if I DO put them in glass cages, that'll distort their natural beauty. http://www.zombo.com |
Karen Avioras
Unsung Heroes The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2014.05.01 18:48:00 -
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Sevendeadly Sins wrote:Karen Avioras wrote:**** son, put them in glass cages like the rest of us No! They'll look like capsuleer pickles! And I don't like eating capsuleer pickles, they don't taste good with toast. Edit: And even if I DO put them in glass cages, that'll distort their natural beauty.
If they aren't tasty with toast, you haven't seasoned them enough |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1103
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Posted - 2014.05.01 18:53:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
2268
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Posted - 2014.05.01 19:07:00 -
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Carbonite. It was good enough for Solo, its good enough for Corpse of IPownNoobs34 "Its the pod I'm after. The ship is just a pod condom." -- Turgesson "You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |
Estella Osoka
Deep Void Merc Syndicate Sicarius Draconis
358
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Posted - 2014.05.01 19:08:00 -
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Quietly waiting for Reaver-like ship skins to be introduced. |
Nalelmir Ahashion
Omegon 42nd Core
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Posted - 2014.05.01 19:09:00 -
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Posting in "stealth nerf necro" thread. "What's worse than a foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother? A foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother who thinks he's a gangser, that's what." --áAaron Birch |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13038
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Posted - 2014.05.01 19:57:00 -
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Scented lube.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
1221
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Posted - 2014.05.01 20:03:00 -
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I am still waiting for corpse clothing for Aurum...there are many of us that want to dress them properly when they sit on our cq couches... TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Nalelmir Ahashion
Omegon 42nd Core
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Posted - 2014.05.01 20:35:00 -
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Eugene Kerner wrote:I am still waiting for corpse clothing for Aurum...there are many of us that want to dress them properly when they sit on our cq couches...
minmattar scarf just got whole new meaning. "What's worse than a foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother? A foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother who thinks he's a gangser, that's what." --áAaron Birch |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
125
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Posted - 2014.05.01 20:40:00 -
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Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:Eugene Kerner wrote:I am still waiting for corpse clothing for Aurum...there are many of us that want to dress them properly when they sit on our cq couches... minmattar scarf just got whole new meaning. Every time I skin a dude alive, a new minmatar scarf is created. http://www.zombo.com |
Puffy Twolips
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.05.01 20:41:00 -
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Karen Avioras wrote:Sevendeadly Sins wrote:Karen Avioras wrote:**** son, put them in glass cages like the rest of us No! They'll look like capsuleer pickles! And I don't like eating capsuleer pickles, they don't taste good with toast. Edit: And even if I DO put them in glass cages, that'll distort their natural beauty. If they aren't tasty with toast, you haven't seasoned them enough
little bit of knuckle butter on the toast and the pickles will go down smooth. - trust me, I'm a chef. |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
125
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Posted - 2014.05.01 20:51:00 -
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Puffy Twolips wrote:Karen Avioras wrote:Sevendeadly Sins wrote:Karen Avioras wrote:**** son, put them in glass cages like the rest of us No! They'll look like capsuleer pickles! And I don't like eating capsuleer pickles, they don't taste good with toast. Edit: And even if I DO put them in glass cages, that'll distort their natural beauty. If they aren't tasty with toast, you haven't seasoned them enough little bit of knuckle butter on the toast and the pickles will go down smooth. - trust me, I'm a chef. No I don't like knuckle butter, I prefer elbow grease. http://www.zombo.com |
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7752
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Posted - 2014.05.01 20:51:00 -
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I have a Lego Fire engine.
I like Missiles. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
125
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:13:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Scented lube.
Yes the smell goes away when I put scented lube on em, but only for half an hour or so.
So I only use that when I'm having sexy fun times with them. http://www.zombo.com |
Regan Rotineque
Arch Angels Assault Force The Kadeshi
304
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:20:00 -
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get jar...gat pickling spices and some vinegar....problem solved
bonus...in a month or two you have a nice tasty treat |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
125
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:22:00 -
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Regan Rotineque wrote:get jar...gat pickling spices and some vinegar....problem solved
bonus...in a month or two you have a nice tasty treat Dude! remember what I told you!
I don't like capsuleer pickles, they don't taste good with toast. http://www.zombo.com |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
6740
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:24:00 -
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Sevendeadly Sins wrote:I'm a corpse collector, I enjoy the sight of corpses hanged on my wall, they're my trophies. I like talking a lot with them, they always tell me to go out and kill someone and take their corpse.
But recently, they started to create a very stinky odor. I have tried everything to remove the smell, I used stuff as deodorant and quafe, but without results.
CCP pls nerf stinky corpses, and buff deodorant and quafe.
That is all. Perhaps I can be of assistance?
I too enjoy collecting and interacting with my corpse collection. The problem with smell isn't really something CCP can address, it comes down to natural decomposition. The key to keeping your corpses in pristine condition without any socially-awkward odors all comes down to your embalming methods and after-care.
Frozen corpses, as you'd know, generally come .. well, frozen. They're also often badly damaged, at least superficially. I use a method of gentle thawing and re-hydration, followed by a traditional embalming method that a taxidermist in Hek once showed me. Once the corpse is supple once again, and it's internal organs cured, then I have a plastic-like coating applied to it's exterior - almost identical to the system used to give our own clones our own doll-like, silky smooth skin.
So now you have a corpse that's supple, long-lasting, smells great and looks just like it's living version.
What you do with it from that point is up to you sir. Personally I dress mine, and often pose the more "special" ones in a certain room within my tower. I enjoy spending quiet time perusing them, running my hands over their wax-like exteriors as I remember the event which delivered them to me - the great battles where our ships met like two planets colliding.
*Melancholic sigh*
My favorite corpse is that of my CEO. We keep that one dressed and posed in our tower's main foyer for all to see when they enter. He stands with one arm reaching up to the sky, it's quite a motivational sight. The other hand extended with it's middle finger raised, flipping off people as they enter. Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model Gÿá Wormhole Diary Sith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers." |
Verlyn
Sisters of Xambu
17
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:32:00 -
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Just when I thought Eve community couldn't get any creepier, this thread came. |
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Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
185
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:09:00 -
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Just eat them and take a big dump in the captains quarters in protest of no WIS. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. |
Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3828
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:15:00 -
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Do people actually buy corpses?
I have yet to find a person that offers reasonable price for the corpses I have.
Including my own. I only had two and auctioned one of them during the plex for good drive. "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
42
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:26:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Do people actually buy corpses? Post #4 seems relevant. |
Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3828
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:30:00 -
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Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
I already do that.
I am talking about selling corpses to a collector that actually offers a good price.
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1234
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:58:00 -
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Thread necro'd locked.
The Rules: 22. Post constructively.
Negative feedback can be very useful to further improve EVE Online provided that it is presented in a civil and factual manner. All users are encouraged to honestly express their feelings regarding EVE Online and how it can be improved. Posts that are non-constructive, insulting or in breach of the rules will be deleted regardless of how valid the ideas behind them may be. Users are also reminded that posting with a lack of content also constitutes non-constructive posting.
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