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Cyoban
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:34:00 -
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I was just thinking about how the captains quarters seem very restrictive and prison-like. A prisoner in todays supermax prisons gets a TV, depending on behavior, and a cell - just the same.
The only difference is, in the supermax prison you can actually change the channel on the television.
Oh, they also get to leave their cell for 1 hour per day. |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
3274
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:38:00 -
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I can hop into my Capsule, board a ship, undock and roam space like a god. I would hardly call that a prison. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:41:00 -
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Let's lock an ordinary person in CQ and watch them starve to death. "Pretty much all 14 of the CSM were in favor of a drone assign nerf for OBVIOUS gameplay reasons" - Sala Cameron
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5351
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:43:00 -
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WTB
Prison cell on space station with working spaceship hangar and undock.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
stoicfaux
4740
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:44:00 -
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A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.) WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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Jumpshot244
Control-Space DARKNESS.
42
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:45:00 -
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Prisons at least have toilets. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13215
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:50:00 -
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A room with a Megathron is not considered a prison, but more of brothel.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
stoicfaux
4740
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:51:00 -
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Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets. Again, balcony.
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
9564
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:57:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.) Mummy, I want to see the bad man fly! "Pretty much all 14 of the CSM were in favor of a drone assign nerf for OBVIOUS gameplay reasons" - Sala Cameron
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18208
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:59:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets. Again, balcony. I prefer Amarr stations for toilet duties, I make sure to book a cell on the top floor so that the Amarr scum residents below me can appreciate the aftermath of the curry I ate earlier in the day.
The decor's not bad and the chanting is relaxing too.
Never go full Ripard |
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5352
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Posted - 2014.05.06 00:01:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets. Again, balcony. I prefer Amarr stations for toilet duties, I make sure to book a cell on the top floor so that the Amarr scum residents below me can appreciate the aftermath of the curry I ate earlier in the day. The decor's not bad and the chanting is relaxing too.
Relevant.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Cyoban
Hedion University Amarr Empire
31
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Posted - 2014.05.06 00:08:00 -
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When will this be available? |
stoicfaux
4743
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Posted - 2014.05.06 00:45:00 -
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Cyoban wrote:When will this be available? OMFGLMAO!
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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Belt Scout
Forum alts make you mad
366
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Posted - 2014.05.06 05:31:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets. Again, balcony. I prefer Amarr stations for toilet duties, I make sure to book a cell on the top floor so that the Amarr scum residents below me can appreciate the aftermath of the curry I ate earlier in the day. The decor's not bad and the chanting is relaxing too.
You didn't eat anything. That was the matrix telling you you ate something and it was delicious.
EVE's only legitimate ISK halving service. I have 500Billion to not give away. It's easy for you to double my money. Just send me some isk, has to be 100Mil or higher, and I will send you back half. I can't lose. One guaranteed winner every round. Do it now. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18211
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Posted - 2014.05.06 05:51:00 -
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Belt Scout wrote:You didn't eat anything. That was the matrix telling you you ate something and it was delicious. The red pill was a lie?
You'll be telling me that cake is a lie next.
Never go full Ripard |
Liltha
Lost My Way Enterprises
15
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Posted - 2014.05.06 06:40:00 -
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That sort of makes sense. I mean the only places we can dock lead right to those quarters, we can't get out and mix with the rest of the population, everything gets delivered to us as we order it.
Capsuleers are too dangerous to allow to mingle with non-capsuleers. It is so obvious now. |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3256
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Posted - 2014.05.06 06:55:00 -
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Supermax Prison? More like Lemon Scented Extra-Protective XXL Supermaxi Pad. |
Naomi Hale
Children of New Eden
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Posted - 2014.05.06 07:24:00 -
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Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets. Pods don't have them either, I'll bet some capsuleers really are desperate to go.
I'm Naomi Hale and this is my favourite thread on the forums. |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3256
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Posted - 2014.05.06 07:41:00 -
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Naomi Hale wrote:Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets. Pods don't have them either, I'll bet some capsuleers really are desperate to go. bah hold it? Haven't you ever seen what Bear Grylls does with that stuff? Could save your life! |
Nakami Saans
Perkone Caldari State
33
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Posted - 2014.05.06 09:07:00 -
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Liltha wrote:That sort of makes sense. I mean the only places we can dock lead right to those quarters, we can't get out and mix with the rest of the population, everything gets delivered to us as we order it.
Capsuleers are too dangerous to allow to mingle with non-capsuleers. It is so obvious now.
Why would we want to commune with the common riff-raff anyway? Rainbow Worrior of EVE...well...maybe worrior is too strong a word.-á I like to site see ^.^ Would like to make connections with other LGBT players, possibly a corp
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Sibyyl
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Posted - 2014.05.06 11:37:00 -
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Cyoban wrote:When will this be available? Please CCP, cease all other development and work on this. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Council of Peace and Prosperity
3958
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Posted - 2014.05.06 11:39:00 -
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10307213_10152149404446794_7124414942752288373_n.jpg "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn "I can't honestly believe that Peace and Prosperity has a face like a naughty sarcastic nun that's come to whip me with a ruler." - Domanique Altares -á-á ***FREE THE JITA 1*** |
Jamagh
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
198
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Posted - 2014.05.06 13:34:00 -
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Jumpshot244 wrote:Prisons at least have toilets.
I go over the railing. In Minmitar stations you can't tell. "Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."-á CCP Navigator. |
Strot Harn
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.05.06 14:28:00 -
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It would be nice if you could see some of the Special Edition Commodities in your quarters. For instance, I'd like to see my copy of *Sneaks in a classic* on my coffee table, my Handful of Tiny Stars, the Piece of Steve and Band of Brothers Director Access Key, etc.
... Also, corpses.
Anywho ... |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1422
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Posted - 2014.05.06 15:53:00 -
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Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it. ISD LackOfFaith Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums. |
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Ashlar Maidstone
ImaNicePirate.com Real Alliance Such Relevance
68
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Posted - 2014.05.06 18:14:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Cyoban wrote:When will this be available? OMFGLMAO! When I first saw that.......ROFLMAO!!! |
Ashlar Maidstone
ImaNicePirate.com Real Alliance Such Relevance
68
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Posted - 2014.05.06 18:18:00 -
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ISD LackOfFaith wrote:Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it. Do you realize if I shot a 1400mm shell at The Door, it would result in a massive, I mean MASSIVE explosion of such a scale it would leave us dumbfounded?? Just think of all the poor souls whos lives would be ruined, PLUS the repair bills that would deluge my CG of a scale I never seen before, LOL!!! |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1426
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Posted - 2014.05.06 18:26:00 -
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Ashlar Maidstone wrote:ISD LackOfFaith wrote:Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it. Do you realize if I shot a 1400mm shell at The Door, it would result in a massive, I mean MASSIVE explosion of such a scale it would leave us dumbfounded?? Just think of all the poor souls whos lives would be ruined, PLUS the repair bills that would deluge my CG of a scale I never seen before, LOL!!! Well I mean obviously don't use Fusion, use Depleted Uranium or something. You need a hole, not an expanding cloud of vapor. Besides, stations are big enough that they can take it. ISD LackOfFaith Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums. |
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Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2489
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Posted - 2014.05.06 18:58:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.)
I had a strange thing happen, I did fall off the balcony once, it was strange, I fell through the station model for a few minutes and just got stuck. Never managed to do it again. |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2489
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Posted - 2014.05.06 19:02:00 -
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Supermax, Awesome!!
Well, first you have to kill a few people Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs. |
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