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Freaky Norm
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Posted - 2006.06.04 19:59:00 -
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I am a pirate. I am an ore thief. That's my role in the game. I kill, loot and steal and have fun doing so. I win some fights and lose some fights. They're all fun though.
The last few months I've run into this corp TNT Industries. They have over 100 members with a fairly heavy presence around the Tash Murkon area. I've stolen from them numberous times and also have had a few fights with them. They've yet to win one and their loss streak continues.
So I cruise on through Baviasi and see a bunch of folks mining in Apocs. Yummy! Snagged 2 full cans from them and the macroer next to them. Off to another belt I go. Snagging another guys can. My friend in the hauler picks up the minerals and sells them for me as I do this. Onward to another belt. Ah...a TNT guy. I steal his ore and smile.
I smile because what usually happens is they start screaming in local and talking trash non-stop. Sure enough the trash talk begins. "Freaky is a wuss, he's a thief, he's a jerk, he has no genitals, lick my sack, etc. etc." they start crying.
One of the Apocs I looted from comes back and fires at my lil Executioner. Unfortunately for him, my aggession timer had just expired and Concord showed him the error of his ways. It also gave me kill rights to him.
So I go and get my cruiser and come back to see if I can find the Apoc pilot. He's chillin in the station. He convoes me and he is cool about it. Him and his friend did start to smack talk a little bit but then it clicked or something that this is only a game and no need to whine about it.
Meanwhile the TNT folks are up in arms. They just keep talking trash for 15 minutes. They demand to know where I am so they can kill me. Mind you it's .8 sec space and I am no longer flagged. Of course when I don't tell them they start with more name calling. Quite a sad display so far.
I inform them that I am more than willing to come to them and save them the gas money on warping to me. I offer a 1 vs 1 to Compleeter. He's an older pilot than myself, and he's in a Ferox and I am in my Maller. I don't mind dying, it's a game, I play it to have fun.
I warp over to him and he wants me to loot his can. Apparently his idea of 1 vs 1 is me versus his Ferox and 4 of his mates' ships too. No thanks. I am not afraid, but I am also not stupid. No sense in dying needlessly, escpecially when it's no challenge at all for them.
I again offer the 1 vs 1 and jettison a can. Of course the name calling continues because I am obviously a wimp for not taking on all 5 at once. Compleeter decided to go for it and actually loots my can. I was shocked to be honest.
So I engage him. He's got a decent shield tank going with power diagnostic mods out the wazoo. So his cap regen is pretty dang nice. I get his shields down to about 70% and out come his drones. T1 drones thankfully. They start popping me so I pop them back. He pulls in the 2 remaining and relaunches them. I pop those as well.
So now it's just me and him. Or is it? One by one his mates undocks and locks onto me. I'm thinking they're just trying to make me panic or something. I was wrong. Hareboy opens fire. Seconds later Concord shows him why that is a bad idea. My shields are about 50% now thanks to his barrage of missles so I start repairing. No sooner do I fire the repper up than I see 3 more of his mates undock and lock me. Now I am thinking they're gonna try the old brute force kill.
Corehound fires away along with Unoriginality and Hareboy again in another ship! This corp has a hard on for me I can tell. POP! POP! POP! goes the TNT corp to Concord. Now we have an audience of pods watching the remainder of the battle between Compleeter and I.
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Freaky Norm
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:14:00 -
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So I am sitting orbitting Compleeter, pounding away at his pesky shields as he launches barrage after barrage of missles and keeps using his sensor dampener thingy on me as well.
He's holding up quite well actually and I engage with some polite chat in local. He seems ok at first.
He wasn't ok. With his shields gone his armor is now like cotton candy to me. Weak and fluffy. I eat it up like a kid at a carnival. Now I am into his structure, the most soft and supple layer of any ship. I eagerly away for it to ***** open like an oyster so I can see his pearly pod.
KABOOM! He is now nothing but floatsam now. I peruse all of the cans left by thier Concord encounter and treat them like a cheap buffet. I pick what I want and trash the rest.
"Good fight!" I praise in local. Surely you would think a little respect should be given as I have taken on a much older pilot in a much more powerful ship. It was not to be so. More trash talking from all of them. Apparently having Whining trained to level 5 is a pre-requisite of their corp or something.
They start making references that I am scum. I am a loser. I must be a thief in real life as well. I must have a small pee pee. All this just because I play a pirate and ore thief? It was amazing how long, and how deep their trash talking went.
I may be a pirate. I may be an ore thief. It's part of the game. I am playing a role. If you're playing the role of an upstanding industrialist and all around good corp, then play with a bit of honor. Play with a bit of sportsmanship. Once you do that, you will enjoy the game so much more.
You can see in the pic all of the white cans from Concord popping the people who interfered.
Pic of the battle
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Polydectes
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:19:00 -
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Good work -------------------------------------------------
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Josiah Caledon
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:22:00 -
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You have my aplause.
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Beshari
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:25:00 -
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lol,nice work and well written.
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Speed Devil
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:29:00 -
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nice story and good work Signature removed - please email us to know why - Jacques([email protected]) |
jaefron
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:32:00 -
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You have my respect for doing this on a MAIN and not an alt. your name I have heard before in the whiners of local.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:35:00 -
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Owned.
--Proud member of the [23]--
Ferion kicks major arse. |
miro hirisko
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:06:00 -
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5 vs 1 ill appluade that even if your a pirate and a ore thief... oh hang on i keep forgeting i think miners are stupid for not using secure cans anyway so good work
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Tarkis
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:11:00 -
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Haha, very nice work indeed :D
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SupaFlyTNT
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:12:00 -
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Go Freaky
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:12:00 -
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Kelron Queldine
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:17:00 -
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Good story, I spent a couple of days messing with the miners in Stacmon a while back, before my sec got too low. A few of them didn't seem to understand about CONCORD, I got a load of best named and T2 stuff from an Apoc that attacked my Kestrel (and failed to kill it ) ---------------------------
Signatures are for the weak. |
Ancient Enemy
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:23:00 -
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Real nice dude, enjoyed readming that alot man! well played!
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:27:00 -
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lol, nice work. if they acted as you said, they deserved everything they got and more.
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:00:00 -
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Would've been funny if you'd have said 'screw it' to your maller and blasted their pods to twist the knife in them
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Compleeter
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:11:00 -
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I will only respond to this thread to say that there at minimum of 3 sides to every story, the truth being the only one that counts. While approximately 1/2 of what you read here is true, the other half is nothing short of embellishment on the part of the storyteller. Choose to believe what you read from the storyteller, I couldn't really care less. In this game, pretty much anything, lying, cheating, stealing, name calling and just plain stupidity can all be called part of the game. Just keep in mind not everything you read is the truth.
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Logi3
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:12:00 -
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Gratz, about time we had a decent story on here \o/ -----------------------------------------------
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Freaky Norm
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Compleeter I will only respond to this thread to say that there at minimum of 3 sides to every story, the truth being the only one that counts. While approximately 1/2 of what you read here is true, the other half is nothing short of embellishment on the part of the storyteller. Choose to believe what you read from the storyteller, I couldn't really care less. In this game, pretty much anything, lying, cheating, stealing, name calling and just plain stupidity can all be called part of the game. Just keep in mind not everything you read is the truth.
So now you call me a liar? Feel free to dispute anything I've said.
Here are the facts.......
I stole your ores Your corp talked crap in local Your corp continued talking crap in local I got killed by the Apoc pilot I left and got my Maller and came back Your corp started more trash talk I offered you a 1 vs 1 You accepted it You and your corp did not honor it Concord made 4 kills I killed you I looted all the mods I wanted from your cans Your corp is a bunch of whining crybaby trashtalkers
[ 2006.06.04 17:40:39 ] Compleeter > norm, are you being a douchebag again? [ 2006.06.04 17:41:09 ] Freaky Norm > no just playing my role as a pirate. no need for namecalling now sir
[ 2006.06.04 17:42:29 ] Compleeter > whats your new ship norm,? [ 2006.06.04 17:42:43 ] Freaky Norm > gonna have to find out arent ya? [ 2006.06.04 17:43:13 ] Compleeter > yeah, cause you're too big of a ***** to come out and say
[ 2006.06.04 17:44:19 ] Compleeter > lol, yeah, but norm is one of these *******s who cant hack it in low sec, so he preys on new players in empire [ 2006.06.04 17:44:27 ] Compleeter > only way he can feel like a man
[ 2006.06.04 17:48:51 ] Compleeter > go find a magnifying glass so you can find your balls norm
[ 2006.06.04 17:50:20 ] Compleeter > where is norm the ball-less wonder anyways? [ 2006.06.04 17:50:45 ] Freaky Norm > scary youre obsessed with my genitals [ 2006.06.04 17:50:58 ] Compleeter > what genitals?
[ 2006.06.04 18:10:29 ] Compleeter > where ya hiding at norm? I wanna try my new ship too [ 2006.06.04 18:10:39 ] Freaky Norm > blah blah blah [ 2006.06.04 18:10:45 ] Compleeter > wuss [ 2006.06.04 18:11:46 ] Compleeter > poor little fairy norm doesnt wanna play any more? [ 2006.06.04 18:12:53 ] Freaky Norm > you could always tell me where youre at ya know. since youre so tough and all
[ 2006.06.04 18:32:46 ] Freaky Norm > nice no honor [ 2006.06.04 18:32:50 ] Freaky Norm > concord for the win [ 2006.06.04 18:32:59 ] Freaky Norm > what pussies [ 2006.06.04 18:33:07 ] Freaky Norm > couldnt handle an honest 1 vs 1 [ 2006.06.04 18:33:29 ] Miden > fu thief, talking about honor. [ 2006.06.04 18:33:36 ] Freaky Norm > i steal but i dont lie sir [ 2006.06.04 18:33:42 ] Compleeter > you know what honor is? thats a laugh [ 2006.06.04 18:33:45 ] Miden > bs [ 2006.06.04 18:34:00 ] AnarkiTheStorm > Freaky you need a hand? [ 2006.06.04 18:38:10 ] Freaky Norm > nope [ 2006.06.04 18:38:13 ] Freaky Norm > they do though
[ 2006.06.04 18:40:36 ] Freaky Norm > you using cap boosters compleeter? [ 2006.06.04 18:41:54 ] Compleeter > nope [ 2006.06.04 18:41:56 ] Compleeter > you? [ 2006.06.04 18:42:00 ] Freaky Norm > no i wish heehe [ 2006.06.04 18:42:06 ] Freaky Norm > nice shield tank though [ 2006.06.04 18:43:53 ] Freaky Norm > i win [ 2006.06.04 18:44:33 ] Compleeter > nothing I can replace [ 2006.06.04 18:44:37 ] Compleeter > cant [ 2006.06.04 18:44:57 ] Freaky Norm > i know [ 2006.06.04 18:44:59 ] Freaky Norm > :) [ 2006.06.04 18:45:10 ] Freaky Norm > just wish you guys didnt cry so much. enjoy the game more [ 2006.06.04 18:45:20 ] Compleeter > now tell me why the others got nailed by concord, that doesnt make sense [ 2006.06.04 18:45:24 ] Freaky Norm > and you should honor 1 vs 1
Notice that he has no clue why his friend got Concorded for attacking me.
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:31:00 -
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1st Lieutenant Sakura Nihil CEO, Tharsis Security
Tharsis is now recruiting PvPers/Pirates |
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Compleeter
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:36:00 -
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Before posting in the Crime & Punishment forum, we ask that you please take a look at the following rules:
Killmails
The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:
a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
Chatlogs and "fanmail"
The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.
"Pod or post" threads
we've been having an increasing amount of the old "pod or post" threads arise again. Whilst it may be considered a legitimate ransom tactic to demand a victim post on the forums or face liquidation, threads of this nature do not contribute anything constructive to the forums other than to purposely embarass members of the community.
For this reason, threads with a "pod or post" content will be considered spam. We don't need more spam on the forums, so please don't contribute to it.
Jacques'
Read #2 subject about chatlogs genius, wtg loser!
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Freaky Norm
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:36:00 -
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Edited by: Freaky Norm on 04/06/2006 22:40:25 Mind you he keeps going well after the fight is done. I did call your corp a bunch of pussies though, but at that point, you really deserved it. I don't know who the Miden guy is. He desperately needs to train Spelling to Level 1 though.
Feel free to read the chat log if you think I am a liar.
If you're ever in the Tash area and want to have some fun, check these guys out. They are definitely an interesting bunch of players.
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NOmak107
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:36:00 -
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very nice story, would like to hear TNTs version NOW. Don't Fear THE MAN, Fear the woman who is nagging THE MAN. |
Aquidus Nefron
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:38:00 -
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Acually, I have no clue why concord blew them up. If they were all in the same corp, then they would have all had kills rights to u. Just the other day I was 6 jumps away from a system when an ore theif stole mins, my corpmate ingaudged, but the theif was able to warp away, so i jump in a succubus, arm a warp scram, and omw 6 jumps.
I get there, in time, and he is still flashing, so I popped his ship.
Now I understand the honor of a 1 on 1, and if ever asked, i will do so. The other corp mates jumping in is not a way of honor. But why did concord pop them? I am missing something
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Freaky Norm
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Compleeter
Read #2 subject about chatlogs genius, wtg loser!
He even called me a name because I didn't know the entire rules of the forum. Posts corrected to please the mods.
People really aren't going to buy much of what you say with that kind of behavior you know.
The reason they all got Concorded was because he looted my can, I didn't loot his until he was dead.
I bet they thought that if one corp or gangmate got attacked they all could open fire. That's the only logic I could come up with. After they got popped I looted their cans, but you don't get flagged for looting the can from a ship explosion since they show up as white cans in overview.
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Compleeter
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:52:00 -
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Of all the responses I could make to this attention seeking poster, I think goodbye is the most appropriate.
Goodbye!
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Sha Xian
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Posted - 2006.06.04 23:04:00 -
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\o/ Go Go Freaky Norm, our empire Terrorist!!
My First Movie | My Second Movie
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OrangeAfroMan
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Posted - 2006.06.04 23:12:00 -
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Edited by: OrangeAfroMan on 04/06/2006 23:13:55
Originally by: Compleeter Of all the responses I could make to this attention seeking poster, I think goodbye is the most appropriate.
Goodbye!
So basically you continued trashtalking him and picked his ettiquete and have no defense for how you and your corp got owned hardcore and were trashtalking.
BTW from some of what I read in the chatlog a few of you could be banned... tee hee.
GJ Norm, you kick ass!
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Leon 026
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Posted - 2006.06.04 23:20:00 -
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rofl @ TNT carebears -------------------------------
[20:05:51] Cyshade > Leon 026, making Crow BPO owners trillionaires since 29.08.2005
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5hakey
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Posted - 2006.06.04 23:36:00 -
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Nice going, bravo to you freaky.
Oh and to TNT...Hahahahahahah. Smoked
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